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2 things.... 1. Slipknot sucks. Period. Whos gives a damn what kind of metal it is. 2. This guy needs a bullet right between his mascara covered white contact wearing eyes, and would be happy to put it there.
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worth it
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cuz that doesnt look gay at all... bet his dad is proud
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yea i have only been for 4chan like twice and only spent a little time there cuz of the horror stories, didnt do much looking around... so i really have no idea what my joke means...
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i can see the humor... and did u get this idea from the hampster MMORPG banner thats floating around here somewhere?? funny... but for most interwebers its a little tl:dr

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wall*e

Posted in Images on June 9th, 2008 by Jet | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Fantasy - Science Fiction, Movies

Thoughts? just watched a trailer for it and im down.

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   gunface01 (UID# 1252) 0  0
   June 9, 2008 at 5:11 am

   Coming out on my birthday. Definitely sippin’ that face.
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   flyingmantisshrimp (UID# 1114) 0  0
   June 9, 2008 at 7:47 am

   

   “Sippin’ that face.”

   ….What? I mean, I get the gist of what that phrase is implying, but…what?
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   vwfreak42 (UID# 267) 0  0
   June 9, 2008 at 8:41 am

   Pixar has yet to disappoint. So, I guess I’m sippin’ the face, too! Happy birthday, Gunface!
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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
   June 9, 2008 at 9:48 am

   Fuck yeah! Sip face! Gonna sip the hell out of that face!
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   silverflux (UID# 1301) 0  0
   June 9, 2008 at 12:11 pm

   lol sip the hell out of that face.

   i can’t wait to see it. i love pixar and i’m not ashamed to admit it.
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   nemo-intermundorum (UID# 3011) 0  0
   June 9, 2008 at 1:20 pm

   I’m not sure what this film is about (or whether I will, indeed, be sipping its face), but the little robot thing reminds me of one of the secret characters in Smash Bros. Brawl.
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   June 9, 2008 at 3:05 pm

   

   I’ll tell you exactly what will happen:

   
   Robot is cleaning up earth, but in a cute way. Robot from space shows up and is fuckwin sexy in a Mac way. Fuckwin sexy robot leaves, and Wall*E decides that he wants to rape a bitch, so he chases her into outer space, but in a cute way. He was some wacky and zaney adventures involving a magnet and some transvestite jokes, and he gets the girl in the end. In a cute way.
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   thebleakranger (UID# 3804) 0  0
   June 9, 2008 at 3:53 pm

   He looks familiar . . . Johnny 5! Still alive?!
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   sarcastastic (UID# 2065) 0  0
   June 9, 2008 at 8:45 pm

   I’m tellin’ ya, I could watch 2 hours worth of his antics in the junkyard alone. Pixar is too damn good.
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    dorix (UID# 657) 0  0
    June 9, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    I’ll definitely be taking my family to see that. Faces will be sipped, etc.
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    phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
    June 10, 2008 at 12:53 am

    

    This ought to be good…
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    el_metal (UID# 1014) 0  0
    June 12, 2008 at 1:19 am

    my common sense tells me this will have a sad but good ending, bawwwwing galore.

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MCS- no /b/ here

Posted in Images on June 5th, 2008 by Jet | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: MCS Logos

we are not 4Chan!

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   jet (UID# 316) 0  0
   June 5, 2008 at 10:19 pm

   wow… so… that GIMP program is cool… have no idea how to use it… but at least my html joke worked out… thx Tony!

   and i think this might be the worst submission…
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   June 5, 2008 at 11:11 pm

   

   the fail just oooooooozes out of this one.

   most definitely the worst submission; also the most dangerous. those fuckers see that shit, & they’ll destroy this site just for the lulz.
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   trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0  0
   June 6, 2008 at 12:00 am

   WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!
   i hope to god noone thinks itll b funny to post this there
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   frank-mccolbert (UID# 277) 0  0
   June 6, 2008 at 1:20 am

   I think this banner is a good comment on some of the other banners …
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   jet (UID# 316) 0  0
   June 7, 2008 at 8:48 am

   yea i have only been for 4chan like twice and only spent a little time there cuz of the horror stories, didnt do much looking around… so i really have no idea what my joke means…

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my “late” collections

Posted in Images on June 1st, 2008 by Jet | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Alcohol, Humor, Military, Sexy

Collection of Jager bottles from college… from 1 oz to handles, including hard to find metal bottle only size missing is the 1 gallon size… it got broke on my 22nd birthday….

Paintball gun collection-

Tippmann 98 custom (double trigger, starfire bolt, Apex Barrel, expansion chamber, Daisy Red dot)

Tippmann 98 w/ custom painted barrel

Spyder Pilot ACS

2 Airsoft pistols that i have never used

12 oz, 2- 20 oz, 24 oz CO2
3000 psi HPA tank
5 lb CO2 fill station

Hats collection… or whats left of it… had more… a lot went to goodwill…

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   cashmods (UID# 17107) 0  0
   January 30, 2011 at 11:06 pm

   

   jager is soo good

   but it hits you hard if your not careful

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MCS – Jet

Posted in Images on May 1st, 2008 by Jet | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Sexy, Visual Tricks

I know its late… if it makes it, cool… Im in the middle by the way…

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   epicfail (UID# 2854) 0  0
   May 1, 2008 at 11:01 pm

   i wish i was in the middle
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   jet (UID# 316) 0  0
   May 1, 2008 at 11:31 pm

   funny thing is… the shirt says…

   “im not lucky, Im good.”
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   rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
   May 2, 2008 at 7:47 am

   

   I assumed it said I AM A GOD

   Post more pictures of teh womenz
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   njch412 (UID# 1235) 0  0
   May 2, 2008 at 8:12 am

   I have that same shirt in yellow. It saw daylight on St. Pattys day in Chicago.
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   May 2, 2008 at 8:13 am

   

   you know those are your sisters, mang.

   they look like twins kinda

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Sext Storm Trooper

Posted in Images on November 9th, 2007 by Jet | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Humor, Movies, Sexy, wtf

Yea that wasnt part of the original Halloween costume she was wearing, but it worked for me!

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   jet (UID# 316) 0  0
   November 9, 2007 at 8:56 pm

   Ahhh… why i love halloween… gives girls excuses to dress slutty n get away with it!
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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
   November 9, 2007 at 11:11 pm

   

   See, now why couldn’t we create a clone army of these obviously vastly superior troopers? Hmmm?
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   knogoodidleft (UID# 1041) 0  0
   November 9, 2007 at 11:20 pm

   then who would fly the ships?
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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
   November 9, 2007 at 11:36 pm

   

   @knogoodidleft
   Cmon, you disappoint me. Such questions make me sad. Hello!! That’s what droids are for. Duuuuuh…
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   jet (UID# 316) 0  0
   November 10, 2007 at 1:27 am

   she could fly my ship anytime!
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   el_metal (UID# 1014) 0  0
   November 10, 2007 at 5:39 am

   she could ship my fly anytime!
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   wally (UID# 1082) 0  0
   November 10, 2007 at 6:12 am

   … ok, i’m gonna sound like a complete nerd here but… thats a storm trooper, not a pilot

   But she could sure handcuff me any day

   what was she meant to be then?
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   knogoodidleft (UID# 1041) 0  0
   November 10, 2007 at 11:11 am

   i know i know, just a low blow to womens driving skill after this past week almost be hit twice by women…one backing out of driveway and not looking for cars coming down the road… the other by not paying attention to stop signs…
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   hepathos (UID# 719) 0  0
   November 10, 2007 at 3:16 pm

   She could put her fist in my asshole anytime.
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    jet (UID# 316) 0  0
    November 10, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v155/49/105/17001977/n17001977_34787423_7817.jpg

    heres a link to her minus the helmet and with some of the girls we were out with that night…
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    jet (UID# 316) 0  0
    November 10, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    slightly more in focus face shot

    photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v153/203/5/17001922/n17001922_34797599_4873.jpg

    and quit fapping to my girl damnit!
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    schulzbrianr (UID# 1277) 0  0
    November 10, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    I think I’m gonna take Little Bo Peep in the corner.
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    el_metal (UID# 1014) 0  0
    November 10, 2007 at 6:35 pm

    i’d take little bo peep anywhere!
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    jet (UID# 316) 0  0
    November 12, 2007 at 8:01 pm

    See… not everthing is bad in Kansas… of course you have to go to Kansas State Univ. to get girls like that…
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    garbledxmission (UID# 1295) 0  0
    November 13, 2007 at 11:08 am

    Sorry, but it looks like she’s got a package in that outfit. Seriously man, tell her she needs to tuck her junk in better next time she goes out in drag.
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    phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
    November 13, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    

    @Jet
    Apparently whatever they put in your food out there is pretty kickin’… Pity I’m just a *wee bit* past college age, or I’d move to Kansas and enroll…

    @garbledxmission
    LOL, You don’t get out much do you…?
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    (UID# ) 0  0
    February 12, 2012 at 1:39 am

    Oh snap! I don’t know if I should be attracted to that or not. I’m not really into star wars, but this is rad!

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Never Forget…

Posted in Images on September 11th, 2007 by Jet | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: 9-11, Animated Image, wtf

World Trade Center 7

Never Forget… that no plane hit this building

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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   September 11, 2007 at 9:15 pm

   

   Yeah dood, no plane hit that building!

   ps: the twin towers did though. And they’re bigger
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   iddqd (UID# 365) 0  0
   September 11, 2007 at 10:53 pm

   9/11 Truth Refutation Page:

   guelphskeptics.org/?p=18

   “Emergency response workers at Ground Zero realized that extensive damage to the lower south section of WTC 7 would cause collapse as early as 3 pm on 9/11, a fact reported on news broadcasts at the time.12 Video footage shows that when collapse occurred, the south wall of the building gave in first, which is exactly what we would expect based on the location of the most extensive damage.“
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   ando (UID# 260) 0  0
   September 12, 2007 at 4:28 am

   Is that why the news of the wtc7 falling was transmitted before it fell?

   www.prisonplanet.com/articles/february2007/260207building7.htm

   [/DevilsAdvocate]
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   m-3 (UID# 297) 0  0
   September 12, 2007 at 8:09 am

   Research, Common Sense, and News Sources Other Than Fox News:

   WTC 7 was constructed and owned by the same man (Larry Silverstein) who signed a lease on the entire World Trade center complex a mere 7 weeks before the attack. The same man who took out a very large insurance policy on the complex with a large chunk specifically covering terrorist attacks. Then he tried to collect on it twice claiming that each plane was a separate act of terrorism. He paid $3.2B for the lease and was awarded nearly $5B in claims – a profit of nearly $2B.

   Buildings that stood closer and sustained more damage didn’t fall.

   No steel framed buildings in history before or after that day have collapsed in that fashion due to fire (regardless of its cause).
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     blackdog33 (UID# 17955) 0  1
     March 15, 2010 at 11:06 am

     

     Get your brain dry cleaned. Quit sucking your thumb.
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   gx5000 (UID# 315) 0  0
   September 12, 2007 at 9:14 am

   Give it up friend…
   Truthiness not facts is what is listened to knowadays…
   Hit them in their pocketbooks and maybe then you’ll see the incredible evil glow from that day…but that day is way too complicated for anyone who has already formed an opinion to change.
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   egnilk66 (UID# 573) 0  0
   September 12, 2007 at 9:22 am

   

   Yup, this one just baffles me. Also, Larry Silverstein talks about having to “pull it”….which is demolition speak for triggering the detonations that demolish something. So….he expects us to believe that in a few hours, some demo guys went in and rigged that building? What’s funny is that the coverage with him saying that has been suppressed. I’ve only seen it maybe twice. Look it up….see for yourself.
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   September 12, 2007 at 9:26 am

   

   Nice one M-3, but I don’t think anyone claimed it was fires alone that caused the fall of the building. In fact, I don’t think anyone’s claiming that the fires had much to do with it, other then weakening and already stressed situation.

   Also, you’re saying that that one building cost him $3.2 billion? Man, I’d love to be on the construction crew that got in on that.

   In fact, there is only 9 Billion allocated for the entire rebuild project. which includes seven different companies.

   This is all public knowledge that is easily found.
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   vygramul (UID# 897) 0  0
   September 12, 2007 at 11:18 am

   “Pull it” is not Demolition-speak for triggering detonations. I believed it when I was first told it, too.

   Demolition Industry White Paper on WTC
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   ando (UID# 260) 0  0
   September 12, 2007 at 1:06 pm

   Larry Silverman said the words ‘pull it’ to a fireman. They’re generally not in the business of demolishing buildings.

   “No steel framed buildings in history before or after that day have collapsed in that fashion due to fire (regardless of its cause).”
   Only one steel frame building has previously been hit by a plane. It survived, but the plane was pretty small – I’ve made paper aeroplanes bigger that that sucker.
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    ando (UID# 260) 0  0
    September 12, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    can anyone refute the “BBC’s pre-emptive news” thing? I found it interesting but have no idea whether it’s true or bull.
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    vygramul (UID# 897) 0  0
    September 12, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    I don’t know about “refute” but I can offer an alternative explanation: firemen left WTC7 because (gasp!) they thought it might collapse (what?!?) and said so to a reporter, who only heard “WTC7″ and “collapse”, and in a rush to be first to report it, reported it as having collapsed.
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    m-3 (UID# 297) 0  0
    September 12, 2007 at 8:32 pm

    Wow, tiki who rolled out the Jump To Conclusions Mat? I would expect better from everyone who posts on here. Don’t you read posts carefully or maybe Google some things? I said he paid that much for the lease on the ENTIRE World Trade Center COMPLEX. That’s seven buildings. A lease which took the complex out of public hands and made it privately owned. Also, I never said that the damage was caused by fire alone but we were all told that fire was the reason for collapse in all three cases. I did mention that there were buildings more heavily damaged by fire and falling debris that stood closer and still stand; but I guess you would have to have been there to see them. Oh, and “pull it” is demolition-speak to take down a building… even though that’s not what Silverstein meant in his oft-misquoted statement. Before anyone jumps to say that anyone else is crazy or doesn’t know the facts, try independent research, reading, and seeing.
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    vygramul (UID# 897) 0  0
    September 13, 2007 at 11:00 am

    M-3, dude, read the link I posted. “Pull it” is not a demolition industry term for detonating explosives to bring down a building.

    What you’re being told is that fire in combination with the damage caused by planes/falling debris is the reason the buildings collapsed. Without the fire, OR without the damage, the buildings would have remained standing.
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    m-3 (UID# 297) 0  0
    September 13, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    I do appreciate the file link but I have two uncles that work in demolition who say otherwise. And as far as the damage to buildings, look at ‘after’ pics WTC 6. It stood directly next to tower one. WTC 7 was on the other side of building 6 and then across Vesey street. I mean seriously.
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    m-3 (UID# 297) 0  0
    September 13, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    www.osha.gov/as/opa/911/images/disaster1.jpg
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    vygramul (UID# 897) 0  0
    September 13, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    I can also show you someone who survived a .45 to the head, and someone who died from a .22. The desire to distill something as complex as what happened on 9/11 to something as simplistic as 9/11 conspiracies is understandable, but it raises confirmation bias to an art form.
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    lonneybat6 (UID# 1441) 0  0
    January 7, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    *cough*Itwasabomb*cough*
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    njch412 (UID# 1235) 0  0
    March 6, 2008 at 11:48 am

    cough* actual popular science, a group of people who have the skills to test this, concluded that fires caused by the world trade center ignited multiple large, diesel generators in WTC 7 used as emergency backups for power failure. The resulting blast weakened support structures for the bldg.

    What makes more sense, structural damage as a result of gas explosion, or government conspiracy.
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    blackdog33 (UID# 17955) 0  0
    March 15, 2010 at 11:10 am

    

    How do you thumbsuckers explain how the actual movies of the two planes hitting the towers were shown on nation wide TV minutes after it happened? Then re-ran from the same tape? And how do you explain to the famlies of the passengers who died on the planes (and the one in Pennsylvania) that it NEVER HAPPENED? Can I have some of the super strong shit you have been smoking?

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