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Child Care Instructions
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Proper operating procedures for your infant.
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Im in ur country…
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… stealin ur jobs
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gringo puto :]
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yep, we’re stealing your jobs because you suck at them…
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I don’t pick apples or clean toilets, so he’s not stealing my job.
In fact, he’s making my life better because my food is cheaper and my toilets are clean.
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They took our jeeeeeerrrrrrrrbs!!!!
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Damnit deuce, I was starting to forget that >.<
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damn Mexicans stole my job, I used to stand in front of home depo and offer my services to whitey, but all these Mexicans showed up and stole all my business.
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JEORBS!
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IM IN UR COUNTRY
DOIN’ TEH JUBZ U DONT WANT TO DO
CUZ U ARE A FAT LAZY BASTARD
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Illegal immigration in USA goes up.
Dollar goes down.
Coincidence?
The left eye! It’s blind!
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viva la raza! They were here first actually
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The Irish used to do all the shit jobs and the rest of America treated them accordingly. Just sayin’.
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Because it’s ok that they live in poverty in their own country, but when they’re doing your dirty work for below minimum wage and keeping your country going, that’s a bad thing.
Can you seriously imagine any middle class american working an immigrant job at a meatpacking plant?
Come to think of it, it was those white fat CEO’s which took all americas textile jobs offshore to the asians anyway
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EVERYONE BACK IN THE PILE!!!
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Taking jobs my ass, more like doing all the work that Americans are unwilling to do. But since we (Americans) are such pathetic, apathetic whining bitches, we have to blame someone else for our homegrown woes.
THUS THE EMPIRE FALLS!
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@ kiltedforbes, indians were there first as my primary school history book say.
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Sadly, that is the image that the Americans get from Latinamerican people.
When I worked in a call center for customer service (in my country of course), I had to attend this lady who says “where am I calling to?” And I tell her “Guatemala city ma’am” And she’s like “oh my god, do you beaners have internet there?”
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@hell
OK now THAT is funny… Stoopid Ignant ‘Mercans…
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Immigrants taking jobs isn’t their fault, it’s the fault of an increasingly spoilt, lazy and uneducated whitey, as is the falling dollar and weakening economy.
I am a Latin American immigrant and I make almost $30/hour, well over minimum wage. My position sat vacant for nearly a year because few people in my town are educated (or personable) enough to fill it. My getting the job has nothing to do with me being an immigrant, it has to do with the fact that white people are increasingly stupid and lazy.
It’s the same reason my university, located in a primarily white city, was 75% East Asian and East Indian: whitey never gets into post secondary anymore because they are too busy cutting class to watch sitcom reruns and smash bus shelter windows.
If whitey is loosing jobs to immigrants, it is because increasingly decadent white culture has slipped to the point that most white folks can’t even clean toilets as competently as Mexicans can. The Mexicans are just filling the pathetically empty brain vacuum in Canada and the US.
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Oh, yeah, some random internet white person is going to inevitably get all mad and claim they make twice as much as me. To this I say: congratulations, you are one of the good ones.
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gringo puto :]
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yep, we’re stealing your jobs because you suck at them…
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I don’t pick apples or clean toilets, so he’s not stealing my job.
In fact, he’s making my life better because my food is cheaper and my toilets are clean. -
They took our jeeeeeerrrrrrrrbs!!!!
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Damnit deuce, I was starting to forget that >.<
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damn Mexicans stole my job, I used to stand in front of home depo and offer my services to whitey, but all these Mexicans showed up and stole all my business.
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JEORBS!
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IM IN UR COUNTRY
DOIN’ TEH JUBZ U DONT WANT TO DO
CUZ U ARE A FAT LAZY BASTARD
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Illegal immigration in USA goes up.
Dollar goes down.
Coincidence?
The left eye! It’s blind!
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viva la raza! They were here first actually
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The Irish used to do all the shit jobs and the rest of America treated them accordingly. Just sayin’.
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Because it’s ok that they live in poverty in their own country, but when they’re doing your dirty work for below minimum wage and keeping your country going, that’s a bad thing.
Can you seriously imagine any middle class american working an immigrant job at a meatpacking plant?
Come to think of it, it was those white fat CEO’s which took all americas textile jobs offshore to the asians anyway
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EVERYONE BACK IN THE PILE!!!
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Taking jobs my ass, more like doing all the work that Americans are unwilling to do. But since we (Americans) are such pathetic, apathetic whining bitches, we have to blame someone else for our homegrown woes.
THUS THE EMPIRE FALLS! -
@ kiltedforbes, indians were there first as my primary school history book say.
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Sadly, that is the image that the Americans get from Latinamerican people.
When I worked in a call center for customer service (in my country of course), I had to attend this lady who says “where am I calling to?” And I tell her “Guatemala city ma’am” And she’s like “oh my god, do you beaners have internet there?”
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@hell
OK now THAT is funny… Stoopid Ignant ‘Mercans… -
Immigrants taking jobs isn’t their fault, it’s the fault of an increasingly spoilt, lazy and uneducated whitey, as is the falling dollar and weakening economy.
I am a Latin American immigrant and I make almost $30/hour, well over minimum wage. My position sat vacant for nearly a year because few people in my town are educated (or personable) enough to fill it. My getting the job has nothing to do with me being an immigrant, it has to do with the fact that white people are increasingly stupid and lazy.
It’s the same reason my university, located in a primarily white city, was 75% East Asian and East Indian: whitey never gets into post secondary anymore because they are too busy cutting class to watch sitcom reruns and smash bus shelter windows.
If whitey is loosing jobs to immigrants, it is because increasingly decadent white culture has slipped to the point that most white folks can’t even clean toilets as competently as Mexicans can. The Mexicans are just filling the pathetically empty brain vacuum in Canada and the US.
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Oh, yeah, some random internet white person is going to inevitably get all mad and claim they make twice as much as me. To this I say: congratulations, you are one of the good ones.
OMG IT SPINS!
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I know its old, but I chuckle every time I see it.
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My minds eye is flashing back to scanners.
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Is that Jim Breuer?
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My minds eye is flashing back to scanners.
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Is that Jim Breuer?
Life has its ups and downs
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you are going to hell.your callousness disgusts me
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Oh man, I’m going to hell. I loled.
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That’s disgraceful…. apostrophe abuse!
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Yes, any reference of sensitive subjects is now strictly prohibited by the PCEC (Political Correctness Enforcement Committee). The following words, among others, are now off limits in any context (negative, neutral, positive, humorous, or homophonic): black, down, gay, government, terror, and Texas. For a full list of unlawful words, please visit the PCEC website.
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I lol’d, and I don’t give a damn.
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I don’t get it…
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^^Then you’re not one of life’s ‘ups’.
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Made me lol
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Look at how happy he is in his little argyle sweater vest! I did laugh too though. I’m a terrible person.
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Well, lemme know when you go to hell so we can hang out because the group’s getting bigger by the click.
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Oh fuck, I get it now. Good god I lol’d, not only at the joke, but at myself for not getting it sooner. >_<
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I registered to lol at this. x_x
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i lold
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hell if you dont like then fuck you
he looks silly
and if i looked silly hed laugh too
its funnny.
and everyone gets made fun of.
get over it you self rightous newfag(s)
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can someone explain this to me, because I don’t get it.
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hes happy (ups)
then he has (Downs) syndrome
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that’s politically incorrect you fucking retard!
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The entire concept is funny, but I think it would be funnier if it was a picture of an adult instead of a child.
I feel like a hypocrite considering I was laughing at Child Cannibism in an earlier post….
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@ storminator
sence when did polital correctness matter?
especally on the web
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I think storminator was being ironic…
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i don’t see any self-righteous newfags
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I lol’d, then lol’d more while reading your comments.
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Are You Down With Downs?
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you are going to hell.your callousness disgusts me
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Oh man, I’m going to hell. I loled.
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That’s disgraceful…. apostrophe abuse!
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Yes, any reference of sensitive subjects is now strictly prohibited by the PCEC (Political Correctness Enforcement Committee). The following words, among others, are now off limits in any context (negative, neutral, positive, humorous, or homophonic): black, down, gay, government, terror, and Texas. For a full list of unlawful words, please visit the PCEC website.
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I lol’d, and I don’t give a damn.
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I don’t get it…
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^^Then you’re not one of life’s ‘ups’.
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Made me lol
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Look at how happy he is in his little argyle sweater vest! I did laugh too though. I’m a terrible person.
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Well, lemme know when you go to hell so we can hang out because the group’s getting bigger by the click.
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Oh fuck, I get it now. Good god I lol’d, not only at the joke, but at myself for not getting it sooner. >_<
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I registered to lol at this. x_x
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i lold
well
hell if you dont like then fuck you
he looks silly
and if i looked silly hed laugh too
its funnny.
and everyone gets made fun of.
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can someone explain this to me, because I don’t get it.
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that’s politically incorrect you fucking retard!
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The entire concept is funny, but I think it would be funnier if it was a picture of an adult instead of a child.
I feel like a hypocrite considering I was laughing at Child Cannibism in an earlier post….
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@ storminator
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I think storminator was being ironic…
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i don’t see any self-righteous newfags
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I lol’d, then lol’d more while reading your comments.
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Jorge wants to be Hardcore
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Jorge: Quiere ser hardcore y su mama no lo deja.
George: Wants to be hardcore and his mom wont let him.
My translation may be rough, its been a while since high school Spanish.
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hmm babel fish is wrong i think cuz what i got for a translation doesnt make any sence…
“it wants to be hardcore and its breast does not leave it.”
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Your translation is correct, iZombie.
Also…I must see that video.
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dude,i thought you were mister espanol…
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iZombie’s translation is correct, babelfish’s literally correct, however the little douche looks even more pathetic on video so I go for “Jorge no puede dejar de ser marica”.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrNocvntY-M
The show is extremely pussified, she whines that her son is behaving not so good (oh my god, they’ve called her from school four times) yet she spoils him. So then he goes “if you let me be hardcore I’ll do good in school”. That’s the severity of talk-show crap in South America.
And no, Laura En America doesn’t count, that shit features people living in cardboard boxes yet they sneak in some kind of crazy invisible camera to catch an ugly man trying to hit on a 12 year old that looks like 32.
Btw, I’m not being racist, anyone that has seen the show would tell you the same thing.
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Reminds me of the A.F.I song “I wanna get a mohawk but my mom won’t let me”
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What’s with the fucking Madonna song?
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That’s why I dont like being chilean.
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dev.cl/funciona.dev Worse one!
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Sorry about the last one
dev.cl/2ve
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@dreth that is SO true, the ass-kicking, wtf yelling, and fucked up drama in that show is priceless.
The basic situation is: mum is dating X, X is not working and mum works, and while X stays in the house he cheats on mum and the lady who is fucking is in love with and is the wife of a drug dealer, X tries to rape the daughter who turns out to be a slut who fucks everyone else but X and one of the guys who actually fell in love with her, sells drugs and is fucking mum.
or somewhere near that, the ass-kicking in those shows is extremely funny.
you only hear beeep in most of those shows
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYCTd0oahb4
oh and screw jorge, he just need someone to whoop his ass.
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It seems that in Republica de Chile, “Hardcore” means to be Emo so that lardass Jorge wants to be Emo, how he plans to do it?
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hmm babel fish is wrong i think cuz what i got for a translation doesnt make any sence…
“it wants to be hardcore and its breast does not leave it.” -
Your translation is correct, iZombie.
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dude,i thought you were mister espanol…
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iZombie’s translation is correct, babelfish’s literally correct, however the little douche looks even more pathetic on video so I go for “Jorge no puede dejar de ser marica”.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrNocvntY-M
The show is extremely pussified, she whines that her son is behaving not so good (oh my god, they’ve called her from school four times) yet she spoils him. So then he goes “if you let me be hardcore I’ll do good in school”. That’s the severity of talk-show crap in South America.
And no, Laura En America doesn’t count, that shit features people living in cardboard boxes yet they sneak in some kind of crazy invisible camera to catch an ugly man trying to hit on a 12 year old that looks like 32.
Btw, I’m not being racist, anyone that has seen the show would tell you the same thing.
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Reminds me of the A.F.I song “I wanna get a mohawk but my mom won’t let me”
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What’s with the fucking Madonna song?
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That’s why I dont like being chilean.
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dev.cl/funciona.dev Worse one!
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Sorry about the last one
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@dreth that is SO true, the ass-kicking, wtf yelling, and fucked up drama in that show is priceless.
The basic situation is: mum is dating X, X is not working and mum works, and while X stays in the house he cheats on mum and the lady who is fucking is in love with and is the wife of a drug dealer, X tries to rape the daughter who turns out to be a slut who fucks everyone else but X and one of the guys who actually fell in love with her, sells drugs and is fucking mum.
or somewhere near that, the ass-kicking in those shows is extremely funny.
you only hear beeep in most of those shows
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYCTd0oahb4oh and screw jorge, he just need someone to whoop his ass.
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It seems that in Republica de Chile, “Hardcore” means to be Emo so that lardass Jorge wants to be Emo, how he plans to do it?
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MCS Getsome – iZombie
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Me and the faceless MCS user, Epic Fail.
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You two are a cute couple, and I like the composition and texture of the shot also.
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Don’t you mean ‘de’composition? He is a zombie! Oh pun!
(and approximation is spelled with two p’s)
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so we finally got the head. me wonders if EpicFail knows you did this??
i hope she finds out by scrolling across it.
Hi, EpicFail!!!
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Ya, she knows. She was the force that drove me from my lurking hole to post this pic. *shakes fist @ EpicFail* 
es okai, aye styll luv.
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you are full of liez
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What are you doing on my internets?
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You must be confused my good man, for you see this is my internet as cleverly labeled right here. *points aimlessly in some direction*
DOOD! It’s been a LONG TIME.
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oh dear LORD… i cant get away from you people…
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You two are a cute couple, and I like the composition and texture of the shot also.
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Don’t you mean ‘de’composition? He is a zombie! Oh pun!
(and approximation is spelled with two p’s)
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so we finally got the head. me wonders if EpicFail knows you did this??
i hope she finds out by scrolling across it.
Hi, EpicFail!!!
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Ya, she knows. She was the force that drove me from my lurking hole to post this pic. *shakes fist @ EpicFail*
es okai, aye styll luv.
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you are full of liez
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What are you doing on my internets?
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You must be confused my good man, for you see this is my internet as cleverly labeled right here. *points aimlessly in some direction*
DOOD! It’s been a LONG TIME.
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oh dear LORD… i cant get away from you people…
May 11, 2008 at 7:15 am
but what about making the baby ?
May 11, 2008 at 7:55 am
DAMN!! I’ve been doing it wrong!!
May 11, 2008 at 1:09 pm
No, no no, this poster is wrong… My Dad had me pushing weight since before I could walk. Got arms the size of tree trunks now, but that isn’t a bad thing…
And my Mom fed me Jack Daniels all the time… calmed me right down it did… Only problem is I’ve never been able to get drunk for as long as I can remember… Dunno if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, but I still turned out OK… I think…
May 11, 2008 at 4:45 pm
this is all kinds of win. these images are available in a board book (like a child/toddler book) as well. that book makes a great baby shower gift.
May 11, 2008 at 9:36 pm
These are from WryBaby. I’ve ordered a few items from them, the quality has always been excellent and their customer service has been very helpful too. I just wish they made stuff for older kids; my youngest is too big for their clothes now.
Their stuff may seem pricey but it’s quality stuff; nothing that I bought from there fell apart or wore out, and now they’re being used as hand-me-downs.
May 12, 2008 at 2:09 am
FULL OF WIN.