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Comment by Special Kail — September 30, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

didn’t you learn in this post, http://www.myconfinedspace.com.....es-a-year/
Guess your parents were related.

Comment by garbledxmission — September 30, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

Speaking about retards who parents must have been related, there’s that freak Dennis Rodman.

Comment by MrPsychic — September 30, 2008 @ 11:15 pm

People only ever read the first post and the last one. And the last one is constantly changing.

Never underestimate the power of grabbing the only post anyone actually ever reads, even if you have nothing to say. It is automatic ePenis times infinity.

I respect Special Kail even more than I respect myself right now.

Comment by Caio — September 30, 2008 @ 11:18 pm

Old but tits.

Comment by Puulaahi — September 30, 2008 @ 11:34 pm

You’re a bad, bad man. I guess that’s why it’s so much fun to read your comments.

Comment by garbledxmission — September 30, 2008 @ 11:35 pm

I was referring to Ciao, but you are amusing too, oh Hemperor of the Beach.

Comment by garbledxmission — September 30, 2008 @ 11:37 pm

‘Hemperor’?! Haha, ok now he has to wear purple boardies.

The picture’s a bit weird. Can a black man still not put his hands on a white woman in America for real?

Comment by Brevity Truta — September 30, 2008 @ 11:43 pm

A black man can’t put his hands on a white woman when she’s Uncle Jesse’s bitch.

A regular man could kick his ass. Uncle Jesse could destroy his fucking soul.

http://www.wwujd.com/unclejessesdiary.htm

Comment by Caio — October 1, 2008 @ 12:38 am

Took me some piecing together (I’m not up with who’s whose bitch, evidently!) after the first couple of diary entries made me laugh (never saw the show, either, he wasn’t really like that was he, funnier if he wasn’t and has warped on the internet a la Chuck Norris) … so …

HAHAHAHA! Good call.

Comment by Brevity Truta — October 1, 2008 @ 12:53 am

On an unrelated note, I have written a short poem to express the profound admiration Special Kail has earned from me:

The tune that is yours and mine to play upon this
earth
We’ll play it out the best we know, whatever it
is worth
What’s lost is lost, we can’t regain what went
down in the flood
But happiness to me is you and I love you more
than blood.

First posts are forever! I’ll meet you at the gates of Hell!

Comment by Caio — October 1, 2008 @ 12:54 am

Oh, stirring words. Aside from the heroic mission accomplished, it’s the name, isn’t it? Special Kail is truly a name to muse upon and make great verse!

Comment by Brevity Truta — October 1, 2008 @ 1:14 am

lol you got me.

In him I see myself as a young internet user. I will groom and train him, so he may truly live up to his name. And when he is wise, he will carry the torch when I go AFK.

Comment by Caio — October 1, 2008 @ 1:26 am

Hehe. Seriously, though, how could Special Kail do anything but accept his Epic Destiny?!

Comment by Brevity Truta — October 1, 2008 @ 1:41 am

Great tits.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — September 30, 2008 @ 10:06 pm

I would hit that so hard it would go back in time.

88mph up the ass baby

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — September 30, 2008 @ 10:37 pm

ahahahaha

Comment by MikeBabaguh — September 30, 2008 @ 10:38 pm

I’d make her smile.

Comment by Puulaahi — September 30, 2008 @ 10:45 pm

Shes smiling at the dennis rodman joke.

Comment by SKILLERWHALE — October 1, 2008 @ 1:24 am

she likes it up the butt!!

Comment by nicklogan2 — October 1, 2008 @ 7:12 am

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Comment by Kero — September 30, 2008 @ 9:09 pm

Wait, I’m supposed to be envious of her penis? Or is she envious of mine? What?

Comment by rebelyell2006 — September 30, 2008 @ 9:41 pm

Maybe you both wish you had one?

Comment by Marrock — September 30, 2008 @ 9:52 pm

Lucky bitch.

Comment by Caio — September 30, 2008 @ 10:21 pm

If she really wants a penis she can use mine for a while.

Comment by Gouki4u — September 30, 2008 @ 11:33 pm

There a…. story behind this pic or something?

Comment by AbNo — October 1, 2008 @ 7:10 am

There probably is, abno.

Comment by Caio — October 1, 2008 @ 10:43 am

rebelyell2006 & AbNo>>
Because I she is a dyke!

Comment by j_bryon — October 3, 2008 @ 9:45 am

Also, Mark Hamill is reprising his role as the voice of the Joker. Can’t go wrong there!

Comment by Deinonychus — September 30, 2008 @ 8:57 pm

Is that Killer Croc in the first pic?

Anyone else remember when he was just a hood with a skin condition?

Comment by Paul_Is_Drunk — September 30, 2008 @ 11:01 pm

Heh…ya he was a sideshow freak next and suddenly he hopped, skipped, and jumped into superfreak.

Game looks sick. Hope it lives up. The company making it seems pretty small time so pressure is on.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — October 1, 2008 @ 12:02 am

Looks like this is gonna be good…

Comment by Phyreblade — October 5, 2008 @ 1:05 am

no no no, jake gyllenhaal as haley quinn…

Comment by Dyna-Mole — August 26, 2008 @ 4:05 am

Wow, this is very well done… i love Harley, but not so much bat girl

Comment by Seth_Dracovitch — August 26, 2008 @ 4:42 am

hahahaha…

I’m telling ya…

Natalie Dormer… Seriously

Comment by outofocus — August 26, 2008 @ 4:43 am

oh and that Kristen Bell as Harley Quinn drawing is total fail… there’s something lacking…

I have no comment about Bat Girl. I hate the idea of a Bat Girl so I’m just going to ignore it.

Comment by outofocus — August 26, 2008 @ 4:44 am

Yea BatGirl is so weak.

Kristen Bell looks the part, though.

Comment by zipfer — August 26, 2008 @ 5:16 am

Good thing Batgirl went to Wal*Mart and bought a Batman Begins(TM) mask from the kids’ isle.

It’s a decent photoshop job at best, but both images just make me ask: why?

Comment by Camiam321 — August 26, 2008 @ 8:26 am

i can’t quit laughing at the batmullet

Comment by natedog — August 26, 2008 @ 8:30 am

There are thousands of Super-Hero photo manips at heromorph.com
*shameless plug for the origin of this pic*

Comment by jediadept — August 26, 2008 @ 10:41 am

@ outofocus

Dude. Natalie Dormer is PAINFULLY hot! She’s a pretty decent actress, too.

Comment by wookie_x — August 26, 2008 @ 12:00 pm

I hear Cher is playing Catwoman in the next Batman.

Comment by gor — August 26, 2008 @ 1:36 pm

@wookie_x

She has something about her that makes her stand out. I think she is a good actress as well… she did a great job of making me hate her in The Tudors.

@gor

hahaha lmfao!!

Comment by outofocus — August 26, 2008 @ 4:19 pm

Bell looks the part only because there’s makeup on. I doubt she’ll be any good in PLAYING the part. As for Batgirl, big no-no on the concept, kudos on the artwork itself though.

Comment by Dreth — August 26, 2008 @ 7:12 pm

If Kristen Bell were Harley Quinn, it’d hit it until I broke it.

Comment by redxblack — August 26, 2008 @ 10:55 pm

@outofocus,
the reports are conflicting, let’s hope the old hag is not. There are also rumors of Angelina Jolie may be the next Catwoman, which I also hope is untrue.

Comment by gor — August 27, 2008 @ 5:09 am

Price of Persia? Either way that’s just nasty. Darko needs to keep his shirt on.

Comment by nyokki — August 12, 2008 @ 1:23 pm

OMG! He’s an Iranian terrorist!

Comment by reboot — August 12, 2008 @ 1:25 pm

looking like a dirty hippie to me.

Comment by dekay46 — August 12, 2008 @ 1:25 pm

I can’t believe I used to think he was sexy

Comment by ohmybob — August 12, 2008 @ 1:36 pm

@dekay46

That fkn hippie will slow down time and kill things.

I want to be a hippie like that.

Comment by w0x — August 12, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

he doesn’t slow anything down… that’s just the pot making him think he did.

Comment by dekay46 — August 12, 2008 @ 2:19 pm

I PLAYED THE GAMES, I KNOW.

OKAY?

HE Slooooooooooooooooooowed things doooooooown…It was because of the p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pot!

Comment by w0x — August 12, 2008 @ 2:28 pm

Other than the greasy long hair, I think he looks pretty good…

Comment by deuce — August 12, 2008 @ 2:34 pm

gnarly titty scar

Comment by natedog — August 12, 2008 @ 2:58 pm

im really hating that vain on his arm.

like… it’s really bothering me.

Comment by lurk moar — August 12, 2008 @ 3:58 pm

Woof!!!

Comment by PaulCilwa — August 12, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

there has GOT to be a better picture of him in this role. this is almost as distressing as that kid from the sports drama series being signed as my beloved Gambit in the new Xmen movie.

Comment by barwitch — August 12, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

I KNOW!!! HOW ABOUT…USING … AN ACTUAL ARAB!

Comment by GorillaMunch — August 12, 2008 @ 4:45 pm

It’s just too bad the US is killing all of them.

Comment by dekay46 — August 12, 2008 @ 4:46 pm

“KNOW!!! HOW ABOUT…USING … AN ACTUAL ARAB!”
Because Persia/Iran isn’t an Arab country.

Comment by reboot — August 12, 2008 @ 4:58 pm

and as Hollywood well knows, the moment they allow an Arab to act, then hollywood will become bollywood.

?what?

Comment by tiki god — August 12, 2008 @ 6:04 pm

I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked him.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, he told me his name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and he said, “you know, from Brokeback Mountain?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and he laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his boyfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who he was until I got home and tried to look-up his number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.

Comment by diabeetus — August 12, 2008 @ 8:23 pm

You fucked a dude? o_O

Comment by one — August 12, 2008 @ 8:26 pm

I believe you, diabeetus

Comment by reboot — August 12, 2008 @ 8:31 pm

didn´t you do the exact same thing to McCain’s daughter?

Comment by Yuri — August 12, 2008 @ 9:46 pm

pics or it didnt happen, fag

Comment by natedog — August 12, 2008 @ 10:53 pm

Lol, funny. I wonder how far this’ll go.

Comment by Jagermeister — August 11, 2008 @ 7:36 pm

lol’ing

Comment by nyokki — August 11, 2008 @ 7:47 pm

WHY SO SERIAL ?!

Comment by GorillaMunch — August 11, 2008 @ 9:32 pm

This is already beginning to get old. Only worth it if you do something uniquely, darkly, and cynically funny alongside.

Comment by Nemo Intermundorum — August 11, 2008 @ 9:51 pm

as far as graffiti goes, this is awesome

Comment by natedog — August 12, 2008 @ 5:06 am

gayness

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — August 12, 2008 @ 10:22 am

I actually went to high school with that kid. He never graduated but went into Real Estate and now is a millionaire. He is the top Realty agent in upstate NY and he is only 23 or 24 years old. Oh, and he is gay, so mAgnUS was right on. I need to find out where this billboard is because I want to drive by it. And giggle.

Comment by Beef_Hammer — August 12, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

Hey look, it’s “The Chad”…

Comment by Phyreblade — August 14, 2008 @ 12:00 am

must be changing from Hancock to The Dark Knight

Comment by natedog — August 10, 2008 @ 6:05 pm

That’s Optimistic natedog. Haven’t considered that a theater like that could very well be playing a film called “Dark Cock”? I might go for a little ‘Cine-Magic’ myself.

Comment by MrDooves — August 10, 2008 @ 6:15 pm

is a black penis really better than a white one?

Comment by fakez — August 10, 2008 @ 7:01 pm

well, in that case, MrDooves, you can have my share of the dark cock

Comment by natedog — August 10, 2008 @ 8:43 pm

That must be Portland, Oregon. In fact, I think it’s at that crazy-ass spot where Hawthorne, Elliot, and 20th St all intersect.

And, knowing Portland and the people who live there, it could very well be The Dark Cock.

Comment by deuce — August 10, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

Yea. Thats portland.
No, They arent playing “The Dark Cock”

“The Dark Cock” Was playing at the jefferson porno theater at the time, however.

Comment by Saphykitten — August 11, 2008 @ 10:29 am

o i c wut u did ther

Comment by Exacerbate — August 3, 2008 @ 8:07 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....amp;fmt=18

Trailer looks good.

Comment by diabeetus — August 3, 2008 @ 8:35 pm

The guy who this is based on is awesome. He’s done loads of this stuff, like setting up his own sovereign nation.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — August 3, 2008 @ 9:00 pm

I hope it’s a funny comedic movie and not a funny analyze-the-bullshit-psychological-problems-of-a-crybaby-manchild “I’m a serious actor” movie.

I hate that bullshit. Eternal Sunshine was the biggest turd on fucking earth. Carrey needs to learn that serious actors and obnoxious pretentious people living an eternal adolescence are a dime a dozen, but very funny people are rare as anything.

Comment by Caio — August 3, 2008 @ 9:55 pm

ah, but to be the recipient of Pamela Anderson’s sucking on said boat would be amazing

Comment by ironhead4ever — August 3, 2008 @ 11:17 pm

GAYEST MOVIE POSTER EVER

Comment by RoQ — August 4, 2008 @ 12:45 pm