Special Kail — September 30, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

[please visit the Tiki Web Group

garbledxmission — September 30, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

didn’t you learn in this post, http://www.myconfinedspace.com.....es-a-year/
Guess your parents were related.

MrPsychic — September 30, 2008 @ 11:15 pm

Speaking about retards who parents must have been related, there’s that freak Dennis Rodman.

Caio — September 30, 2008 @ 11:18 pm

People only ever read the first post and the last one. And the last one is constantly changing.

Never underestimate the power of grabbing the only post anyone actually ever reads, even if you have nothing to say. It is automatic ePenis times infinity.

I respect Special Kail even more than I respect myself right now.

Puulaahi — September 30, 2008 @ 11:34 pm

Old but tits.

garbledxmission — September 30, 2008 @ 11:35 pm

You’re a bad, bad man. I guess that’s why it’s so much fun to read your comments.

garbledxmission — September 30, 2008 @ 11:37 pm

I was referring to Ciao, but you are amusing too, oh Hemperor of the Beach.

Brevity Truta — September 30, 2008 @ 11:43 pm

‘Hemperor’?! Haha, ok now he has to wear purple boardies.

The picture’s a bit weird. Can a black man still not put his hands on a white woman in America for real?

Caio — October 1, 2008 @ 12:38 am

A black man can’t put his hands on a white woman when she’s Uncle Jesse’s bitch.

A regular man could kick his ass. Uncle Jesse could destroy his fucking soul.

http://www.wwujd.com/unclejessesdiary.htm

Brevity Truta — October 1, 2008 @ 12:53 am

Took me some piecing together (I’m not up with who’s whose bitch, evidently!) after the first couple of diary entries made me laugh (never saw the show, either, he wasn’t really like that was he, funnier if he wasn’t and has warped on the internet a la Chuck Norris) … so …

HAHAHAHA! Good call.

Caio — October 1, 2008 @ 12:54 am

On an unrelated note, I have written a short poem to express the profound admiration Special Kail has earned from me:

The tune that is yours and mine to play upon this
earth
We’ll play it out the best we know, whatever it
is worth
What’s lost is lost, we can’t regain what went
down in the flood
But happiness to me is you and I love you more
than blood.

First posts are forever! I’ll meet you at the gates of Hell!

Brevity Truta — October 1, 2008 @ 1:14 am

Oh, stirring words. Aside from the heroic mission accomplished, it’s the name, isn’t it? Special Kail is truly a name to muse upon and make great verse!

Caio — October 1, 2008 @ 1:26 am

lol you got me.

In him I see myself as a young internet user. I will groom and train him, so he may truly live up to his name. And when he is wise, he will carry the torch when I go AFK.

Brevity Truta — October 1, 2008 @ 1:41 am

Hehe. Seriously, though, how could Special Kail do anything but accept his Epic Destiny?!

MikeBabaguh — September 30, 2008 @ 10:06 pm

Great tits.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — September 30, 2008 @ 10:37 pm

I would hit that so hard it would go back in time.

88mph up the ass baby

MikeBabaguh — September 30, 2008 @ 10:38 pm

ahahahaha

Puulaahi — September 30, 2008 @ 10:45 pm

I’d make her smile.

SKILLERWHALE — October 1, 2008 @ 1:24 am

Shes smiling at the dennis rodman joke.

nicklogan2 — October 1, 2008 @ 7:12 am

she likes it up the butt!!

Kero — September 30, 2008 @ 9:09 pm

[please visit the Tiki Web Group

rebelyell2006 — September 30, 2008 @ 9:41 pm

Wait, I’m supposed to be envious of her penis? Or is she envious of mine? What?

Marrock — September 30, 2008 @ 9:52 pm

Maybe you both wish you had one?

Caio — September 30, 2008 @ 10:21 pm

Lucky bitch.

Gouki4u — September 30, 2008 @ 11:33 pm

If she really wants a penis she can use mine for a while.

AbNo — October 1, 2008 @ 7:10 am

There a…. story behind this pic or something?

Caio — October 1, 2008 @ 10:43 am

There probably is, abno.

j_bryon — October 3, 2008 @ 9:45 am

rebelyell2006 & AbNo>>
Because I she is a dyke!

Deinonychus — September 30, 2008 @ 8:57 pm

Also, Mark Hamill is reprising his role as the voice of the Joker. Can’t go wrong there!

Paul_Is_Drunk — September 30, 2008 @ 11:01 pm

Is that Killer Croc in the first pic?

Anyone else remember when he was just a hood with a skin condition?

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — October 1, 2008 @ 12:02 am

Heh…ya he was a sideshow freak next and suddenly he hopped, skipped, and jumped into superfreak.

Game looks sick. Hope it lives up. The company making it seems pretty small time so pressure is on.

Phyreblade — October 5, 2008 @ 1:05 am

Looks like this is gonna be good…

Dyna-Mole — August 26, 2008 @ 4:05 am

no no no, jake gyllenhaal as haley quinn…

Seth_Dracovitch — August 26, 2008 @ 4:42 am

Wow, this is very well done… i love Harley, but not so much bat girl

outofocus — August 26, 2008 @ 4:43 am

hahahaha…

I’m telling ya…

Natalie Dormer… Seriously

outofocus — August 26, 2008 @ 4:44 am

oh and that Kristen Bell as Harley Quinn drawing is total fail… there’s something lacking…

I have no comment about Bat Girl. I hate the idea of a Bat Girl so I’m just going to ignore it.

zipfer — August 26, 2008 @ 5:16 am

Yea BatGirl is so weak.

Kristen Bell looks the part, though.

Camiam321 — August 26, 2008 @ 8:26 am

Good thing Batgirl went to Wal*Mart and bought a Batman Begins(TM) mask from the kids’ isle.

It’s a decent photoshop job at best, but both images just make me ask: why?

natedog — August 26, 2008 @ 8:30 am

i can’t quit laughing at the batmullet

jediadept — August 26, 2008 @ 10:41 am

There are thousands of Super-Hero photo manips at heromorph.com
*shameless plug for the origin of this pic*

wookie_x — August 26, 2008 @ 12:00 pm

@ outofocus

Dude. Natalie Dormer is PAINFULLY hot! She’s a pretty decent actress, too.

gor — August 26, 2008 @ 1:36 pm

I hear Cher is playing Catwoman in the next Batman.

outofocus — August 26, 2008 @ 4:19 pm

@wookie_x

She has something about her that makes her stand out. I think she is a good actress as well… she did a great job of making me hate her in The Tudors.

@gor

hahaha lmfao!!

Dreth — August 26, 2008 @ 7:12 pm

Bell looks the part only because there’s makeup on. I doubt she’ll be any good in PLAYING the part. As for Batgirl, big no-no on the concept, kudos on the artwork itself though.

redxblack — August 26, 2008 @ 10:55 pm

If Kristen Bell were Harley Quinn, it’d hit it until I broke it.

gor — August 27, 2008 @ 5:09 am

@outofocus,
the reports are conflicting, let’s hope the old hag is not. There are also rumors of Angelina Jolie may be the next Catwoman, which I also hope is untrue.

nyokki — August 12, 2008 @ 1:23 pm

Price of Persia? Either way that’s just nasty. Darko needs to keep his shirt on.

reboot — August 12, 2008 @ 1:25 pm

OMG! He’s an Iranian terrorist!

dekay46 — August 12, 2008 @ 1:25 pm

looking like a dirty hippie to me.

ohmybob — August 12, 2008 @ 1:36 pm

I can’t believe I used to think he was sexy

w0x — August 12, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

@dekay46

That fkn hippie will slow down time and kill things.

I want to be a hippie like that.

dekay46 — August 12, 2008 @ 2:19 pm

he doesn’t slow anything down… that’s just the pot making him think he did.

w0x — August 12, 2008 @ 2:28 pm

I PLAYED THE GAMES, I KNOW.

OKAY?

HE Slooooooooooooooooooowed things doooooooown…It was because of the p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pot!

deuce — August 12, 2008 @ 2:34 pm

Other than the greasy long hair, I think he looks pretty good…

natedog — August 12, 2008 @ 2:58 pm

gnarly titty scar

lurk moar — August 12, 2008 @ 3:58 pm

im really hating that vain on his arm.

like… it’s really bothering me.

PaulCilwa — August 12, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

Woof!!!

barwitch — August 12, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

there has GOT to be a better picture of him in this role. this is almost as distressing as that kid from the sports drama series being signed as my beloved Gambit in the new Xmen movie.

GorillaMunch — August 12, 2008 @ 4:45 pm

I KNOW!!! HOW ABOUT…USING … AN ACTUAL ARAB!

dekay46 — August 12, 2008 @ 4:46 pm

It’s just too bad the US is killing all of them.

reboot — August 12, 2008 @ 4:58 pm

“KNOW!!! HOW ABOUT…USING … AN ACTUAL ARAB!”
Because Persia/Iran isn’t an Arab country.

tiki god — August 12, 2008 @ 6:04 pm

and as Hollywood well knows, the moment they allow an Arab to act, then hollywood will become bollywood.

?what?

diabeetus — August 12, 2008 @ 8:23 pm

I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked him.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, he told me his name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and he said, “you know, from Brokeback Mountain?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and he laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his boyfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who he was until I got home and tried to look-up his number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.

one — August 12, 2008 @ 8:26 pm

You fucked a dude? o_O

reboot — August 12, 2008 @ 8:31 pm

I believe you, diabeetus

Yuri — August 12, 2008 @ 9:46 pm

didn´t you do the exact same thing to McCain’s daughter?

natedog — August 12, 2008 @ 10:53 pm

pics or it didnt happen, fag

Jagermeister — August 11, 2008 @ 7:36 pm

Lol, funny. I wonder how far this’ll go.

nyokki — August 11, 2008 @ 7:47 pm

lol’ing

GorillaMunch — August 11, 2008 @ 9:32 pm

WHY SO SERIAL ?!

Nemo Intermundorum — August 11, 2008 @ 9:51 pm

This is already beginning to get old. Only worth it if you do something uniquely, darkly, and cynically funny alongside.

natedog — August 12, 2008 @ 5:06 am

as far as graffiti goes, this is awesome

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — August 12, 2008 @ 10:22 am

gayness

Beef_Hammer — August 12, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

I actually went to high school with that kid. He never graduated but went into Real Estate and now is a millionaire. He is the top Realty agent in upstate NY and he is only 23 or 24 years old. Oh, and he is gay, so mAgnUS was right on. I need to find out where this billboard is because I want to drive by it. And giggle.

Phyreblade — August 14, 2008 @ 12:00 am

Hey look, it’s “The Chad”…

natedog — August 10, 2008 @ 6:05 pm

must be changing from Hancock to The Dark Knight

MrDooves — August 10, 2008 @ 6:15 pm

That’s Optimistic natedog. Haven’t considered that a theater like that could very well be playing a film called “Dark Cock”? I might go for a little ‘Cine-Magic’ myself.

fakez — August 10, 2008 @ 7:01 pm

is a black penis really better than a white one?

natedog — August 10, 2008 @ 8:43 pm

well, in that case, MrDooves, you can have my share of the dark cock

deuce — August 10, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

That must be Portland, Oregon. In fact, I think it’s at that crazy-ass spot where Hawthorne, Elliot, and 20th St all intersect.

And, knowing Portland and the people who live there, it could very well be The Dark Cock.

Saphykitten — August 11, 2008 @ 10:29 am

Yea. Thats portland.
No, They arent playing “The Dark Cock”

“The Dark Cock” Was playing at the jefferson porno theater at the time, however.

Exacerbate — August 3, 2008 @ 8:07 pm

o i c wut u did ther

diabeetus — August 3, 2008 @ 8:35 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....amp;fmt=18

Trailer looks good.

LukeV1-5 — August 3, 2008 @ 9:00 pm

The guy who this is based on is awesome. He’s done loads of this stuff, like setting up his own sovereign nation.

Caio — August 3, 2008 @ 9:55 pm

I hope it’s a funny comedic movie and not a funny analyze-the-bullshit-psychological-problems-of-a-crybaby-manchild “I’m a serious actor” movie.

I hate that bullshit. Eternal Sunshine was the biggest turd on fucking earth. Carrey needs to learn that serious actors and obnoxious pretentious people living an eternal adolescence are a dime a dozen, but very funny people are rare as anything.

ironhead4ever — August 3, 2008 @ 11:17 pm

ah, but to be the recipient of Pamela Anderson’s sucking on said boat would be amazing

RoQ — August 4, 2008 @ 12:45 pm

GAYEST MOVIE POSTER EVER