Now why the hell didn’t I think of this in high-school? Damn me wasting my time drawing gay ass monsters and hellhounds.

Comment by Dreth — August 24, 2008 @ 10:31 pm

holy shit. is that 3D?

i drew ninjas in highschool

Comment by natedog — August 24, 2008 @ 10:54 pm

That’s a tattoo, not a drawing.

Comment by Disgustipater — August 24, 2008 @ 11:12 pm

I wonder if he carries around the glasses so people can fully appreciate it

Comment by DasMaus — August 25, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

This is why I keep a pair of 3d shades in my desk at all times.

Although the effect of this one isn’t as great as it would be in person.

Comment by saborlas — August 25, 2008 @ 8:35 pm

A nice way to wake the neighbors and make a speedy getaway without getting noticed.

Comment by GorillaMunch — August 16, 2008 @ 5:25 am

Damn it feels good.

Comment by Caio — August 16, 2008 @ 6:07 am

At first I was gonna say “where’s the power pack?” since I thought they were amps at first. Wow. Talk about monumental stupidity, I know I’d like acid splashed on my head at the first bump!

Comment by mgear — August 16, 2008 @ 8:27 am

Why stop at the language? Lets just make America British again, the government’s obviously incapable of playing nicely with others or looking after themselves.

Comment by JamesTuskGeorge — May 8, 2008 @ 2:03 pm

First, English is the official language.

Second, you’ve completely missed out on the humor in that the angry woman’s sign is not spelled correctly.

Comment by morbo — May 8, 2008 @ 2:13 pm

I saw the mispelling, but English is not the official language, there is no official language.

Comment by JamesTuskGeorge — May 8, 2008 @ 2:15 pm

My apologies, you are correct there is no official language at the federal level, just some of the states. I blame Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego…

Comment by morbo — May 8, 2008 @ 2:24 pm

This is really stupid. Everyone knows England should make American it’s official language

Comment by Mack — May 8, 2008 @ 2:52 pm

She also spelled Engrish wrong.

Comment by Error401 — May 8, 2008 @ 2:57 pm

I’ll be honest, I’ve seen this picture around, and wondered why it was so lulz worthy. And then someone told me

Comment by tiki god — May 8, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

It’s lulz worthy because anti-immigration racists are stupid.

Comment by pauld — May 8, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

“I saw the mispelling”

Yes, but did you see the misspelling?

Comment by Shanghai_Factor — May 8, 2008 @ 4:52 pm

And then there’s the poster in the background that says “Texas is not a Mexican colony”. Of course not! That would imply that it is still owned by Mexico, and we stole it fair and square!

Comment by phatstack — May 8, 2008 @ 5:02 pm

We have two official languages up here: French and English.
Most people in my city speak Chinese.

I think we should all speak French. It’s a much nicer sounding language. Chinese is horrid. Indian sounds like you’ve got a disease. Russian and German are too angro. English has been bastardized by ebonics and the like.

So salut, mon petite cons.

That’s probably wrong. Forgive me I only took the language ni school for 7 years.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 8, 2008 @ 5:42 pm

it’s kinda bullshit that the country should become bi-lingual. I say that because in a way it opresses the immigrants because it not only alienates them from the rest of the nation but it prevents them from getting higher up jobs i mean when was the last time microsoft or any other multi-billion dollar US corporation spoke 100% spanish.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 8, 2008 @ 5:55 pm

And yet when Americans go to other countries, they seem to expect people there to speak English too…

Comment by flintlocke — May 8, 2008 @ 6:02 pm

People just need to speak “common”. Or maybe have more language filters in place on their GUI.

Comment by frogurtx — May 8, 2008 @ 6:23 pm

Actually when i am in a different country i tend to not speak at all for fear of looking like some asshole tourist. Of course i learn a few phrases of common courtesy and try to observe local customs. To be fair a lot of countries have signs in english and whatever the native tounge is, so i could see why some americans expect the natives to know english.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 8, 2008 @ 6:34 pm

Nobody remembers that all of this has happened before: immigration in the early 19th century happened in a proportion to the non-immigrant population of the U.S. that resembles immigration now. In the 19th century, immigrants clustered in communities where they kept speaking German or Gaelic, and often the first generation to come to this country at that time never learned English, either.

Ignorant white people made a big fuss about immigration back then, too, but I don’t see anybody complaining about the Irish or the Germans anymore…

Comment by jadechimera — May 8, 2008 @ 6:42 pm

“Get a brain, morans.”

Comment by Howie Feltersnatch — May 8, 2008 @ 7:02 pm

Well that is a good point Jade but the mexicans have been immigrating here for well over a hundred years

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 8, 2008 @ 8:37 pm

One might even argue that they were already here before we cleverly crafted that line across the map.

Comment by flintlocke — May 8, 2008 @ 11:24 pm

Wait, that’s a lady?

Comment by rebelyell2006 — May 9, 2008 @ 12:51 am

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Comment by robustion — May 9, 2008 @ 2:22 am

I agree with Magnus.
Nothing hotter than a chick speaking French. I heard a French chick talking yesterday and without even gawping at her rack I got a semi.

Comment by Ando — May 9, 2008 @ 3:19 am

@robustion. I liked point No. 19 it was funny.

Comment by acid_monkey1 — May 9, 2008 @ 9:55 am

ror…crab-people…but really that looks painful

Comment by CMoorehead — May 1, 2008 @ 6:39 pm

wtf…look these niples!! they scare me… to huge for a guy!

Comment by hellb0y666 — May 1, 2008 @ 7:55 pm

why didn’t your neck tan at all?

Comment by Beef_Hammer — May 1, 2008 @ 9:57 pm

You know, we wondered about the neck thing too, actually. Can’t tell if it was the hat or the little bit of suntan lotion i put on it and my face.

As for the nipples: point of pride, thank you (the secret: large-gauge piercings enlarged them.)

Comment by HokieGeek — May 2, 2008 @ 5:07 am

In Cali? What Cali: are you colombian?

Comment by Numero 41 — May 7, 2008 @ 9:29 am