fortyseven — November 4, 2008 @ 9:09 am

those non-ergonomic novelty keyboards give carpal tunnelz ;[

tiki god — November 4, 2008 @ 10:31 am

@fortyseven: The keyboard in the image there is one of the ergonomic ones. I have my own, and I love the hell out of it. Do you type on one of the flat & straight keyboards? Those would be the non-ergonomic ones.

Hive Mind — November 4, 2008 @ 6:49 pm

yea man, these keyboards rock. If you’re sitting at your desk wrong, any keyboard will give you carpal tunnel, but this is at least better than the straight flat ones if used correctly.

casemods — November 4, 2008 @ 8:41 pm

I hate that exact one, best $30 I ever spent

casemods — November 4, 2008 @ 8:41 pm

have*

elzarcothepale — November 4, 2008 @ 5:25 am

how the hell did you get a boarder collie to be an apartment dog? is she old? my girlfriend had to give hers back to the BC rescue because “Holly” couldn’t stand to be separated from her.
(This breed is one of the most neurotic breeds ever- I’ve seen some whose chief pursuit is to watch water drip. If it doesn’t keep a regular drip flow, they start to freak out and bark at the tap til it does.)
Anyway- how does she tend to the exercise and stimulation needs of this hyper-actively intelligent breed?

doc — November 4, 2008 @ 11:10 am

I had a border collie until she died a few years ago. They’re the nicest dogs ever!

Hive Mind — November 4, 2008 @ 6:48 pm

Shes the calmest damn thing. She’ll kinda growl/low bark conversationally when people come in or whatever, but almost never really loud and agitated. We let her out a lot to run around on the apartment front lawn, and she catches Frisbees and stuff and loves tug of war, so that’s how we tire her out. That and the occasional running.

Also we teach her tons of tricks, like high five, play dead, roll over, find all of her toys by name, and all of the apartment mates by name, and the cat as well. They play awesome together, and just do the basic chase / tag shit back and forth across the apartment, but never enough to knock shit over or anything.

All in all we treat her intelligently, and never really hit her or anything, just stern voices and a ‘time out’ box that she has to sit in when she does something bad. Best and smartest dog I’ve ever had.

Hive Mind — November 4, 2008 @ 6:50 pm

Oh shes right at a year old right now. Raised her from about 3 weeks.

RPTM6 — November 4, 2008 @ 7:17 pm

i have a border collie. i love him to death. he is the nicest, sweetest dog ive ever seen let alone had

TaiyedMan — October 22, 2008 @ 3:16 pm

Err… thats a Colorado LS… That thing doesnt suck gas. It isnt a car, its a small truck that gets 24 mpg highway. I had one for work and loved it.

Now if it was an SUV, you might have an argument with point #3… but now, not at all.

Nimbo — October 22, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

Knocking Alchol - Douchebag
Knocking trucks - Must not ever have built anything
Knocking McCain - Whatever, its a toss up between both candidates as to which is the bigger douchebag

Remeber folks, vote Zombie Truman in ‘08

storminmormon — October 22, 2008 @ 3:18 pm

First off, this a a truck, not a car. Also, depending on if they have the 2.9L (24 hwy/18 city) or the 3.7L (22 hwy/16 city), this truck doesn’t guzzle that much fuel. Finally, Obama 08!

drdrewusaf — October 22, 2008 @ 3:20 pm

I fail to see the “gas sucking car”. I do see a truck, but it’s hardly a gas sucker…being as it’s an LS, in can only have the I-4 (4 cyl) or I-5 (5 cyl)engine.

storminmormon — October 22, 2008 @ 3:20 pm

Oh, someone beat me to it.

Special Kail — October 22, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

so that’s what diabeetus drives…

either way, the poster’s misinformation regarding the fuel efficiency of said vehicle pales in comparison to the fact that the person driving this vehicle is undoubtedly a redneck douchebag.

You also forgot to knock the “one nation under god” ribbon magnet. Those ribbon magnets piss me off.

Crystalkestrel — October 22, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

I saw some asshole with an American flag “stripes of pride” sticker. It made me want to put a bumper sticker my sister has (shop.cafepress.com/design/5815818) over the red and white stripes.

Paul_Is_Drunk — October 22, 2008 @ 3:52 pm

Politics should be incidental. If who and what you vote for are so central to WHO YOU ARE, then you’re a mindless zombie whose life has to be defined for you. I don’t care which side you are on.

If the first thing you say to someone new is, “I’m a conservative,” then I probably won’t be friends with you. Not because of politics, many of my friends lean far right, but because you’re a douche.

Bumper sticker on a car like this is exactly like the first words out of your mouth being, “I’m a conservative!”

flintlocke — October 22, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

The lack of urinating Calvin is truly disappointing.

Caio — October 22, 2008 @ 4:39 pm

@Special Kail: I think Diabeetus is a bit to young to drive.

jose_lucca — October 22, 2008 @ 4:40 pm

Yeah cause 24mpg is such good mileage….BULLSHI!
It sucks and it should be better. I cant believe people are actually on here defending that planet killing gas sucking truck and debating whether its the 4 cylinder or the 5 cylinder. Seriously unless you are a contractor or are hauling cargo why the F*ck do you need a friggin truck? To stroke your ego? To make up for your tiny penises (its a fact most white males have tiny penises)? Get your out of your fourth point of contact people.

jose_lucca — October 22, 2008 @ 4:41 pm

*heads

Special Kail — October 22, 2008 @ 4:45 pm

@jose_lucca: dumbass… normally I would agree with you. But the point is this isn’t your typical oversized fakecock with hauling capacity. it’s a fairly modest pickup truck. The paintjob and stickers however clearly indicate this guy is a major douche.

Mjolnir1964 — October 22, 2008 @ 5:00 pm

jose_lucca and Hive Mind need to man up and grow a pair. Nothing wrong with the truck, beers, or the McCain stickers. Should McCain manage to somehow squeak out a victory (which I doubt), I can’t wait to hear all the crying.

dntfukastrangr — October 22, 2008 @ 5:03 pm

@drdrewusaf: Wat? i-5? they make those? wow..
@Special Kail: “one nazi under doomed”

dntfukastrangr — October 22, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

AMERICA, FUCK YA!

TaiyedMan — October 22, 2008 @ 5:27 pm

@jose_lucca: As I mentioned before, I had it as a work truck in Alaska, and its perfect because you can haul stuff in the cab, carry a 6 foot ladder, no more, mind you, and put a box on it. Perfect tech truck, takes you where you need to go, decent gas mileage. Its actually functional.

And it still pulled my two jetskis or a boat.

Yep… and I-5… sorta funky.

drdrewusaf — October 22, 2008 @ 6:36 pm

@dntfukastrangr: Indeed, the Colorado was the first Chevy to have the 5 cyl re-introduced IIRC.
@jose_lucca: I take it you’ve never owned a house? Comes w/ the territory. At least he/she compromised and, probably knowing that he/she could only afford 1 vehicle, got one that will be better for the environment as a daily driver than a full sized pickup. BTW, what is it that you drive to work every day?

thelotuseater725 — October 22, 2008 @ 6:57 pm

@jose_lucca.
Yes only pick up trucks are responsible for pollution. Man the fact that you used that phrase automatically cues me into how fucking retarded you are. Whatever grow a dick and stop praying to your lord and savior Barrack Obama. Here are some maps of france and a butter knife ( since you are most likely pro-gun control when you aren’t running around crying about polar bears and screaming about haliburton, george bush and global warming.) so you can go hang around with other like minded leftist douche bags who have nothing better than to cry without ACTUALLY MAKING A FUCKING EFFORT. Meanwhile right wing assholes like me ( i must be right wing since i don’t agree with you right?) will be taking action and writing letters to our senators representatives and yeah maybe even the dumbass who is president. So go back to your drum circles and blogs and let the real men handle politics.

Also:I must be the only person in the world who is anti pollution but doesn’t buy into global warming.

dntfukastrangr — October 22, 2008 @ 7:42 pm

@thelotuseater725: Yep you are.. Global warming is a FACT… like germs.. but you don’t beleive in those either..

go hang out at a ski resort and teach me otherwise.

thelotuseater725 — October 22, 2008 @ 7:56 pm

Who said i don’t believe in germs?
… like the great flood and dinosaurs walking with man fact? Or ” a bunch of scientists say so, so it must be true because cherry picking of data NEVER occurs in the real world and there is NO DEBATE about global warming right?

thelotuseater725 — October 22, 2008 @ 8:01 pm

But wait! holy fuck i am questioning science! i must be some backwoods fuck who obsessively reads the bible and worships at the alter of Lord Jesus Reagan. I guess all the books on my shelf about biological science were written by science hating christians. Gee you sure got me nailed down to a tee Dr Science McPerfect.

natedog — October 22, 2008 @ 8:29 pm

has anyone mentioned that this is a truck, not a car yet?

Caio — October 22, 2008 @ 8:33 pm

I’m just amazed that bumper stickers are actually inspiring any kind of political debate here.

Special Kail — October 22, 2008 @ 8:46 pm

Actually, there is no debate about if the climate is changing, it is. The only issue left to debate upon is if it is man-made or not. Which it seems pretty obvious unless you’re a complete fucktard that man has contributed in one way or another. Even G.W. Bush has admitted that global warming might be true, which makes me begin to question it, lulz.

Also, it bothers me a lot when someone doesn’t agree with a conservative and he starts saying “go pray to your lord and savior Barack Obama”. Is there nothing else you can say to a liberal? Is supporting a presidential nominee such a crime? No, so don’t be a douche.

People who like McCain, that’s whatever. But people who like Sarah Palin are fucking ignorant douchebags.

Oh one more thing. @natedog: lol. +1 internets.

SumoSnipe — October 22, 2008 @ 8:49 pm

Not going there on the stickers, but the owner loses cred with me on the truck for this: its too damn clean. No scratches, nicks, dents, and that bed lid? Says to me the only thing hauled is a plastic cooler, and that truck doesn’t get to do what it was designed for. Better off getting a sports car to advertise your shortcomings.

Pwnerade — October 22, 2008 @ 9:03 pm

thelotuseater725:
Being angry and accusatory isn’t a good way to convince people that your opinion is right. Being respectful of others and using logical, well-constructed arguments is a far more effective method. Anyways, vehicles are one of the main sources of air pollution. If you need a 4-wheel drive vehicle due to your local geography, or because you need to haul or tow things, then that’s OK with me. If you just need to drive to work and to the store, then it’s entirely unnecessary to have a truck or SUV. My parents own a Dodge Durango. They use it to pull their boat, move lots of people/stuff, or drive in the mountains. When they aren’t doing such things, they drive their far more fuel efficient Volkswagen Passat. They also don’t put ignorant statements like “One nation under God” on their car. This nation was founded on many things, but Christianity wasn’t one of them. It was, however, founded on religious tolerance.

Global temperature had fluctuated throughout history, as many anti-global warming people like to say. That is indeed true. However, vehicles and industry have put lots of CO2 and other greenhouse gases into the atmosphere. CO2 levels are higher than they have ever been. Yes, volcanoes also produce greenhouse gases. But volcanoes have always existed on earth, whereas industry hasn’t. To say that recent global temperature increases are completely independent of rising greenhouse gases would be complete denial of the facts. I grow tired of people who think they know more than scientists who have been studying these things for years in great detail. If you get a degree in a physical science, I’ll listen.

AlecDalek — October 22, 2008 @ 9:06 pm

A bumper sticker is a sign of someone that’s not used to people listening to them.

Special Kail — October 22, 2008 @ 9:06 pm

@SumoSnipe: that’ is an excellent point.

Special Kail — October 22, 2008 @ 9:07 pm

@AlecDalek: my brother used to have a bumper sticker that said “I’d rather be spanking the monkey.”

SumoSnipe — October 22, 2008 @ 9:25 pm

The only sticker i put on my vehicles is ” If its Tourist Season, then why can’t we hunt them?”… I end up replacing it a lot.

nyokki — October 22, 2008 @ 9:30 pm

I have a truck lid on my Ranger. It’s easy to remove when needed. I take it off every weekend when I take my dog up to the lake. Meanwhile I can put my groceries and whatever in the bed w/out them getting soaked in the rain. I also keep basic tools, cat litter, small shovel, a blanket and an extra pair of shoes in it. It saves me from having to pay delivery costs on appliances and it good for hauling firewood.

nyokki — October 22, 2008 @ 9:30 pm

Oh and it also holds the bike every time it breaks down.

thelotuseater725 — October 22, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

@ special kail.
Yeah i do stand corrected and agree with you there. It’s just a climate change is to be expected when the entire planet is coming out of an ice age. And for the record i am most definitely not a republican. I just hate the democratic party and liberals who perpetuate the stereotype. Socially speaking i agree with the left wing on a lot of things. I think that if gays want to get some sort of legal recognition then they should. My religion preaches judge not lest ye be judged yourself and i think god has bigger things on his mind than two dudes getting bored and fucking eachother. As far as social programs go i think it is a great idea in smaller countries but when you begin talking about a nation the size of the USA it may not be the greatest approach. AND I WAS ACTUALLY A PRETTY BIG FAN OF BARRACK OBAMA. I don’t advocate either side but having spent most of my life around die hard democrats living in a stereotypical wealthy county i have spawned a deep hatred of the left wing. And the main reason i hate the left wing? Because what you just did proved my point. If i don’t agree with a liberal democrat on any issue i am all of a sudden some backwoods hick who blindly follows the right wing conservashit party.

@pwnerade
Oh man welcome to the internet. Also, Where is your degree?

nyokki — October 22, 2008 @ 9:53 pm

@thelotuseater725: I think most “liberals” are like us…not fanatic. When you listen to some of the stump speeches and (especially) the commercials, they’re trying to make us distrust the “other side”. All of a sudden, people I’ve known for years are angrily arguing w/ each other about which side is the most divisive. Each of them convinced it’s the other side, of course. I have to admit, I thought Powell’s reasons for voting Obama, were basically my own and I was pleased at the tone he conveyed on Meet the Press.

nyokki — October 22, 2008 @ 9:53 pm

*liberals and conservatives. Oops lol.

Caio — October 22, 2008 @ 9:56 pm

“If i don’t agree with a liberal democrat on any issue i am all of a sudden some backwoods hick who blindly follows the right wing conservashit party.”

Listen, dude, I’ve voted Conservative in every federal and provincial election I’ve ever voted in, and how many times have I been called a tree-hugging limousine liberal hippy pothead socialist communist marxist?

It has nothing to do with politics, it all has to do with the fact that the internet is by-in-large full of idiots. I wouldn’t take too much you read here as indicative of how human beings actually think.

thelotuseater725 — October 22, 2008 @ 9:58 pm

@nyokki

Hmm well said madame.

Caio — October 22, 2008 @ 9:58 pm

Also, It’s a shame they fuzzed the whole licence plate out. I’d be curious to know what state this was.

FlyingMantisShrimp — October 22, 2008 @ 10:48 pm

@Caio: Truck’s from Georgia.

GT = Georgia Institute of Technology(better known as Georgia Tech), and there’s some dealership sticker from Georgia at the top left of the tailgate.

SumoSnipe — October 23, 2008 @ 1:50 am

@nyokki: sounds like you actually use your Ranger for what it was made for. (and lucky dog. 2 hours to the nearest lake for mine.)And ya I’m a little biased against the bed lids, most of the non commercial trucks around here that sport ‘em are covering amps and speakers. On the rare bad weather days we get here I’ll toss on the simple camper shell for cover. one question: whats the cat litter for?

nyokki — October 23, 2008 @ 1:59 am

@SumoSnipe: The cat litter serves 2 purposes. A little extra weight over the rear wheels and in the winter, in case I (or someone w/out 4wd) get stuck in snow or especially ice.

Special Kail — October 23, 2008 @ 10:56 am

@thelotuseater725: I never called you a backwoods hick. I live in Tennessee, I am surrounded by ignorant backwoods hicks. I don’t need to find people on the internet and project that onto them. I go into the internet to escape ignorant backwoods hicks.

Pwnerade — October 23, 2008 @ 6:55 pm

@thelotuseater725:
No, I don’t have a degree. I’m just repeating what all the people who do have degrees say. It’s usually safe to assume that when the vast majority of scientists support a theory that is backed by plenty of clear evidence and little evidence to the contrary, that they’re right.

AbNo — October 24, 2008 @ 12:51 am

Man, I haven’t seen this much hatred and biggotry in one post since…. three days ago?

It must suck to be jealous of people to the point you have to talk shit on the internet. X-D

dekay46 — October 29, 2008 @ 1:56 pm

i only see two problems…

should be uga instead of Tech and Sweet Water is a damn good beer.

Tony — May 1, 2008 @ 8:51 pm

Dude, what’s on the shelf? I see some Drizzt (or other RA Salvatore), some Robert Jordan and a SATA drive.

Rage 0 — May 1, 2008 @ 10:21 pm

Ha, the other Clemson CS grad student finally exposes himself!

natedog — May 2, 2008 @ 8:27 am

shave, check.

haircut, check.

now all you need is a bath

Hive Mind — May 2, 2008 @ 9:43 am

thats the first RA salvatore book, some Robert Jordan, the box to a sata drive (thats now in my computer). lets seee….some ’song of ice and fire’ books…and lots of other L.E. Modesitte.

And I’m rather clean, I just have a problem with letting my hair grow too long is all…

Hive Mind — May 2, 2008 @ 9:45 am

And who the hell are you Rage 0??

havoc808 — May 2, 2008 @ 4:54 pm

I…I…..I think I know that guy……but it all seems so…so….HAZY.

mastershake4071 — April 15, 2008 @ 6:47 pm

the bushes are just green clouds.

Sticky — April 15, 2008 @ 7:11 pm

If someone made a SMB game that looked like this, I would play it.

Sarcastastic — April 15, 2008 @ 7:20 pm

It’s just dawned on me to question this, but what the hell are those black spots on the hills?

tiki god — April 15, 2008 @ 8:00 pm

fruit.

tiki god — April 15, 2008 @ 8:00 pm

@mastershake4071

lol at you

pedantic — April 5, 2008 @ 5:41 pm

Pssshh. Story of my life. Minus the money, women, and the fame.

garbledxmission — April 6, 2008 @ 12:35 am

The show about DOUCHEBAG COCKSUCKING EGO MANIACS for DOUCHEBAG COCKSUCKING EGO MANIACS.

This show is so pathetic it makes kittens cry and Jesus constipated.

People who like it deserve, no NEED to be required by LAW to be sterilized.

Hive Mind, you are a pathetic wannabe.

Hive Mind — May 2, 2008 @ 9:50 am

Its a fucking comedy douchenozzle. its not like i think its the bible or something. Jeez why don’t you throw your kitten out the window when it meows at you wrong while your at it…

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 2, 2008 @ 10:08 am

I bet he loved it before it got popular.

The 90’s aren’t dead after all! They’re just hiding. Brooding. Waiting for things to become popular so they can denounce them and then talk about how they liked them/it before the fame and all the “poseurs”.

This show is funny. Just because other people enjoy it doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to as well.

Kiss me, lord.

Camiam321 — July 1, 2008 @ 7:57 am

The show is pretty lame. Watched the first two season with my friends. Had something going for it, but the douchyness kinda lost it for me.

wookie_x — March 21, 2008 @ 8:16 pm

More from The 2008 Nerf Line.

Where?

Phyreblade — March 21, 2008 @ 9:08 pm

With a weapon like this, nerf rounds will black out the Sun!

Disgustipater — March 21, 2008 @ 9:18 pm

http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/02.....am-pwnage/

Zephran — March 21, 2008 @ 9:51 pm

Then we shall shoot foam darts in the shade.

AlecDalek — March 21, 2008 @ 10:00 pm

Proof that some engineers have way too much time and funding.

vd00d — March 21, 2008 @ 11:27 pm

Proof that some engineers get to have all the fun jobs.

Gunface01 — March 22, 2008 @ 12:36 pm

Must be a bitch finding all the foam darts again after you run out of ammo.

Annarchy — March 22, 2008 @ 10:04 pm

Must buy this. And shoot my 6 year old nephew with it!