thelotuseater725 — November 3, 2008 @ 2:22 am

What are you kidding me ? That’s awesome that somebody is keeping alive one of the greatest consoles ever. Imagine how dirt cheap it must be now.

flex — November 3, 2008 @ 5:13 am

Hmmm…. do want. It comes loaded with 86 games (including Golden Axe!). The manufacturer is Tectoy. According to their Wiki entry they’ve been Brazil’s sole rep for Sega since 1987.

outofocus — November 3, 2008 @ 5:23 am

*drool*

I was a Sega kid. I moved out at 16 and I bought a house at age 20. My brother… a Nintendo kid. He’s 28 and just moved out finally with his trailer trash girlfriend that works at Wal-Mart. Need I say more?

(i’m kidding… don’t cry Mario fans!)

vutterfly — November 3, 2008 @ 5:33 am

Sweet!
I still have my Genesis and it’s hooked up to the TV. My son plays it every once in a while.

hellb0y666 — November 3, 2008 @ 6:11 am

not so cheap… it cost the same of a ps2 (closer), something like US$150,00!

dieAntagonista — November 3, 2008 @ 6:42 am

@outofocus: That’s funny… though I’m a nintendo kid. You really bought a house at age 20? I’m impressed. I doubt I’ll ever a buy a house, just because I’m afraid of settling down forever, responsibility,.. etc.

bright green — October 20, 2008 @ 2:02 pm

Screw this I’m walking.

Hepathos — October 20, 2008 @ 2:06 pm

Zoinks! Like, let’s get out of here Scooby!

Corman — October 20, 2008 @ 2:38 pm

Hydrofoil’s chasing me!

Paul_Is_Drunk — October 20, 2008 @ 2:51 pm

Is this a repost or am I just visiting too many pic sites?

dieAntagonista — October 20, 2008 @ 3:43 pm

“young Jesus quickly leaves the scene”
Haha that’s hilarious.

outofocus — October 20, 2008 @ 4:02 pm

@Paul_Is_Drunk: You’re visiting too many pic sites.

That looks like he’s going to hurt.

nobody knows — October 20, 2008 @ 4:28 pm

go go gadget leges.

dive2blue — October 20, 2008 @ 5:09 pm

@Paul: you are too drunk

AlecDalek — October 20, 2008 @ 5:38 pm

Wow, all this and he built by hotrod too!

RP — October 20, 2008 @ 8:34 pm

funi,haha. we need mor laffs lik that.

MrPsychic — October 20, 2008 @ 10:45 pm

“Uh…I gotta get the fuck outta here!”

bigjoe2k7 — October 21, 2008 @ 11:31 pm

How long did it take the dude in the orange hydrofoil to clean the shit and smell outta his boat from crapping his pants?

daxessalmighty — October 18, 2008 @ 10:02 am

my first response to this was “there’s a neo geo POCKET there!”
(:

Dreth — October 18, 2008 @ 10:16 am

Two GBAs but no PSP (not complaining, just pointing out), and for the love of god, Jaguar AND New Geo?!?!

I’ve only had NES, Snes, GameBoy, GameBoy Color, Nintendo 64 and the first Playstation. I quit buying consoles after that. The PS1 still works though.

Tardex — October 18, 2008 @ 10:20 am

I think I love you.

flintlocke — October 18, 2008 @ 10:25 am

But where’s the Jaguar? With toilet-seat add-on?

dieAntagonista — October 18, 2008 @ 10:26 am

Is it strange that the old super nintendo one is still the most attractive to me

Crystalkestrel — October 18, 2008 @ 10:34 am

You have no Wii, your argument is irrelevant.

Guayec — October 18, 2008 @ 10:35 am

No Wii and no PSP…

LukeV1-5 — October 18, 2008 @ 10:37 am

@Guayec: That’s because one of those isn’t a games platform and the other is a really expensive building material.

Nimbo — October 18, 2008 @ 10:39 am

Get a MAME or other emulator box going.

AlecDalek — October 18, 2008 @ 10:58 am

I think god would rather spend time with his girlfriend.

MrDooves — October 18, 2008 @ 11:09 am

No Wii, Psp, and of course, no ‘Turbo Graphix 16′.
Those details aside, Bravo friend.

Doctor Thompson — October 18, 2008 @ 11:21 am

@LukeV1-5: owned. yeah my psp bricked, and I haven’t bought a game for my wii since brawl.

tiki god — October 18, 2008 @ 11:23 am

@AlecDalek: unless you’re talking about zeus, none of the current major gods have women in their life.

hellb0y666 — October 18, 2008 @ 11:26 am

most of gods are gay… zeus is badass!!

Kaze — October 18, 2008 @ 11:36 am

No:
-64DD
-Original Gameboy
-Gameboy “Play it loud” Series
-Virtual Boy
-3DO
-PSX (Not ps1, the psx combo)
-Portable Neo Geo
-Ngage

… Should I really keep going?

pedantic — October 18, 2008 @ 11:41 am

^^by all means, please do.

MrDooves — October 18, 2008 @ 11:53 am

Ya, as fun as Wii ‘can’ be, I don’t find myself playing it much. You’d need to live in a house full of girls. Just so many Titles coming out for Xbox now. Force Unleashed, Fracture, Fable 2, Fallout 3, Far Cry 2,…*ahem* Fifa 09? Any ‘F’ titles i’m missing? I guess the ‘G’ titles are set for November.

suicydking — October 18, 2008 @ 12:01 pm

Force Unleashed was the biggest let-down of the 21st century. The had an amazing particle engine, physics engine and AI engine handed to them, wrote a story so good that Lucas is considering making it into an animated feature film, hyped it for a full two years, and completely dropped the ball on gameplay. It’s the most frustrating game I’ve played since that Jengo Fett fiasco that came out back in the day. Seriously, Ocarina of Time came out like 10 years ago and has a targeting system that’s better than TFU in every way. Let’s not reinvent the wheel and make it square, OK?

Personally, I’m waiting for Left 4 Dead. Valve FTW, fools.

natedog — October 18, 2008 @ 12:05 pm

i remember getting a 2600 for christmas when i was 7 or 8. well, my brothers and i got one. fucking one button. ONE

Tyger42 — October 18, 2008 @ 12:22 pm

Pff, no Pong machine. Poser.

MrDooves — October 18, 2008 @ 12:26 pm

Maybe Force Unleashed is only disappointing when you lack Hand-Eye coordination? Because I haven’t suffered any frustration. I won’t revisit the thing anytime soon, but I played through the game happily. An Animated movie would be amazing. They already have a ton of motion capture and 3d modeling for it. Might as well.

Tyger42 — October 18, 2008 @ 12:26 pm

@natedog: I had an Atari 2600 all the way up until ‘88 or so. Then I got the 7800(?). I didn’t have an NES ’til the SNES was out.

One thing I do miss from the old consoles: Joysticks. These control pads can be rough on the thumbs.

suicydking — October 18, 2008 @ 12:35 pm

@MrDooves: When I’m looking directly at an enemy, and they have the little blue square on them, why do I suddenly grab an off-screen object when I squeeze the trigger?

Also, in a game that has hidden bonuses to find, why do I need to go back 3 cut scenes and a mini-boss when I die from trying to explore & find stuff? I don’t want to replay 15 minutes of the game every time I fall off a ledge. The save feature in the menu doesn’t even help, I still go back to the last checkpoint. Give me Jedi Academy any day over this train wreck.

MrDooves — October 18, 2008 @ 12:54 pm

@suicydking: The only thing tricky with aiming, is that the camera is meaningless. You aim with ‘StarKiller’ not the camera. That was a two minute learning curve.

Also, what fun would hidden bonus’s or special content be if there wasn’t risk in getting it?
It just sounds like you don’t like challenging gameplay. If you don’t wanna die so much, then don’t go leaping around haphazardly in an incomplete deathstar just for a damn purple lightsaber.

MrDooves — October 18, 2008 @ 12:55 pm

I, for one, enjoy a game that requires a bit of finesse and precision at the controls. Maybe you should stick with Nintendo titles, they tend to be a bit more forgiving.

the3g_ipwn — October 18, 2008 @ 1:16 pm

BATTLE TANKS FTW!!!!11

AlecDalek — October 18, 2008 @ 2:40 pm

@tiki god: Well then that’s a problem. Everyone should have a girlfriend, especially girls.

teezy weezy — October 18, 2008 @ 2:43 pm

lots of consoles, shit house.

Dyna-Mole — October 18, 2008 @ 3:09 pm

what super nintendo? not there.

parasitegod — October 18, 2008 @ 3:15 pm

What, no gameboy micro? That was a big console flop. I’ve heard nothing about it since it came out.

Also, whats under the SP? If anyone says gameboy micro i’ll stab them. its the wrong shape.

Dreth — October 18, 2008 @ 3:16 pm

It’s the Pocket Neo Geo.

And Dyna-Mole, it’s right there northeast of the GameBoy Color.

deuce — October 18, 2008 @ 4:12 pm

Am I the only one who noticed the absence of a ColecoVision??

hellb0y666 — October 18, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

there is no odyssey either

Paul_Is_Drunk — October 18, 2008 @ 5:13 pm

This man has proudly prevented himself from ever having sex in the pursuit of all these consoles, and we make fun of him for that?

My friends, we should herald this man for the brave hero that he is. I sure could never do that.

casemods — October 18, 2008 @ 5:23 pm

The sad thing is that they are all pretty much useless with emulators and roms.

Kurtt — October 18, 2008 @ 6:14 pm

Yeah..

No Colecovision/Adam
No Vectrex
No Intellivision

But it’s still an impressive collection, nonetheless.

casemods — October 18, 2008 @ 6:39 pm

@Kurtt: And I don’t see pong

Phyreblade — October 18, 2008 @ 6:54 pm

Pffft… God has the BLACK 360…

Dyna-Mole — October 19, 2008 @ 5:50 am

@anybody, really: since when does the supernintendo look like that?

LukeV1-5 — October 19, 2008 @ 7:46 am

@Dyna-Mole: Third in from the Megadrive, or as you Americans know it, the Genesis.

Long live the Sega Megadrive.

Long live SONIC.

Dreth — October 19, 2008 @ 9:38 am

@Dyna-Mole:

http://punchong.files.wordpres....._thumb.jpg

Shut up.

Denmarkian — October 19, 2008 @ 2:40 pm

You’d think God could afford the 4MB RAM expansion cart for the N64, otherwise no Ocarina of Time or Conker’s Bad Fur Day for him.

Dreth — October 19, 2008 @ 5:28 pm

I played Ocarine of Time without the expansion pack. No problems there.

casemods — October 19, 2008 @ 6:38 pm

@Denmarkian: Don’t forget donkey kong.

Heh, anybody check out the amazon page for the expansion pack?

http://www.amazon.com/Expansio.....B00000INR2

I had no idea it did all that.

deuce — September 26, 2008 @ 2:05 pm

Does this mean that Mary was a piss-slut?

gregzombie — September 26, 2008 @ 2:12 pm

A cum gargling piss slut.

deuce — September 26, 2008 @ 2:47 pm

“You can suck all the dicks you want
And still be a virgin… Mary!
You can suck all the dicks you want
and still not be considered flawed…”

toof — September 26, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

So is the drain hole cover in the shape of a Jesus fetus?

toof — September 26, 2008 @ 3:18 pm

Look at me when I’m pissing on you!!!

Thrella — September 26, 2008 @ 3:40 pm

Thats fucked up.

awfulintentions — September 26, 2008 @ 3:57 pm

THIS IS WHAT CHRISTIANS BELIEVE!

ack — September 26, 2008 @ 5:09 pm

All but Thrella report directly to hell.

thequietguy — September 26, 2008 @ 5:45 pm

Bitch! I’m gonna piss in your WOOOMMMMB

Dreth — September 26, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

I’d so piss on her face.

Puulaahi — September 26, 2008 @ 7:49 pm

I’d give Mary a shit mustache.

mikoyangurevich15 — September 27, 2008 @ 2:38 pm

These Catholic Church reforms are getting a bit strange.

nyokki — September 27, 2008 @ 3:53 pm

Does this mean no more guilty pleasure in the bathroom, or…the opposite?

suicydking — September 26, 2008 @ 1:05 pm

Dio would be so proud.

dub_1211 — September 26, 2008 @ 4:09 pm

RONNIE JAMES FUCKING DIO MAN.

awesome. that schoolgirl is win.

Puulaahi — September 26, 2008 @ 5:58 pm

Rock on!!

Dreth — September 26, 2008 @ 7:43 pm

HOLY DIVAAAAAAH!

mikoyangurevich15 — September 27, 2008 @ 2:39 pm

Catholic school girl uniforms!Yeeeees.

Phyreblade — October 4, 2008 @ 11:09 pm

LOL Catholic School girls… The best school girls on the world.

Second only to Japanese school girls of course…

Pants — August 11, 2008 @ 4:05 am

That’s not ninja food, it IS ninja!

It’s got a blotch on it.

No…. Camouflage.

natedog — August 11, 2008 @ 9:30 am

i think the blotch is a reflection

evil_penguin_17 — August 11, 2008 @ 6:54 pm

Well, it’ll certainly make you “silent and deadly”

TrayShadix — June 3, 2008 @ 3:07 am

Idk if a severed jaw smiles…but made right it could very well make a party scarrier…

jayarmstrong — June 3, 2008 @ 3:35 am

Had a hockey playing room mate in college that had the real dentures @21 yrs old. The nice thing about that was you could clearly understand him when he was brushing his teeth and conversing with you.

borandi — May 25, 2008 @ 9:18 am

Japan have the most advanced toilets - almost all other civilisations are still using the same sort of thing for the past 60 years. Unless you’re French, then a hole in the fucking ground is your idea of modern.

Thrella — May 25, 2008 @ 9:21 am

Wait what?

gor — May 25, 2008 @ 10:12 am

This is called a “washlett” and my wife wants me to install one (but they are not cheap).

As for holes in the floor, many public restrooms in the far east that I have the displeasure of visiting uses them (including Japan, Korea, China and Russian).

Exacerbate — May 25, 2008 @ 1:21 pm

I think I’ll wipe my own ass rather than having water sprayed at it.

Namelis1 — May 25, 2008 @ 2:13 pm

I think it has something to do with Asian people not being able to reach their own behinds with their short stature and those tiny arms.

Yes, this is flamebait.

Hepathos — May 25, 2008 @ 3:20 pm

The water there is warm and soapy. Cleans better then wiping.

MoZ — May 25, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

Imagine reading the instructions on the lid and getting sprayed.

PanikAttac — May 25, 2008 @ 6:54 pm

I live in Japan and I can tell you; these things kick ass! Not only is the water heated, but the seat itself is heated as well. It’s an odd experience the first time, but once you have tried one there is just no going back.

Thrella — May 26, 2008 @ 7:25 am

I rather not have a toilet squirting water on my ass thx very much

tiki god — May 1, 2008 @ 6:12 pm

angry brazillian!

reptilecobra13 — May 1, 2008 @ 6:16 pm

How many thousand are in a brazillian?

tiki god — May 1, 2008 @ 6:44 pm

like, hundreds

keytakenwithtongs — May 1, 2008 @ 6:49 pm

you do look like some kind of animal, i just can’t put my finger on which kind. some kind of small mammal maybe. i don’t know, but your categorization wasn’t totally wrong

CMoorehead — May 1, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

careful he might lay some Capoeira on your ass

hellb0y666 — May 1, 2008 @ 7:52 pm

hey… me and capoeira are deadly enemies…I suck on martial arts, and sports at all!!
and keytakewithtongs… you’re right, some folks say I look like a Koala, on this pic, a fuck damn angry koala!!

keytakenwithtongs — May 2, 2008 @ 12:18 am

i could see you eating eucalypt leaves, but i don’t think i’ve ever seen an angry koala!

hellb0y666 — May 2, 2008 @ 8:21 am

try to let us without any eucalypt leaves… we became carnivores!!!
Alien Koalas from outerspace… look like a good name for a band… nevermind…