Caio — October 21, 2008 @ 6:09 pm

Win.

deuce — October 21, 2008 @ 6:09 pm

In before someone points out apes have dark skin and brings up devolution.

Thrella — October 21, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

Fail.

Special Kail — October 21, 2008 @ 6:27 pm

W… I… N!

yawn — October 21, 2008 @ 6:27 pm

LOOOOOOOL.

I really did “LOOOOOL”, in a non-literal sense.

dieAntagonista — October 21, 2008 @ 6:28 pm

My name is humour and I approve this message.

Special Kail — October 21, 2008 @ 6:37 pm

just wait till ‘beetus sees this…

dub_1211 — October 21, 2008 @ 6:39 pm

wait…. why is McCain turning back into a monkey?

I kid, I kid. Love that homeboy.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — October 21, 2008 @ 6:41 pm

haha

If those two on the left were reversed everyone would cry racism or some shit.

Fail because I know those who love this are close minded twits with baby pants on.

FlappyCunt — October 21, 2008 @ 6:45 pm

BIG WIN!

garbledxmission — October 21, 2008 @ 6:45 pm

Win, because unlike some, we have a sense of humor and can laugh at the foibles of humanity.
Others just take themselves a touch too seriously. But that’s ok, they’ve got their sports cars, their workouts and their bimbos to keep them distracted.

compasseagle89 — October 21, 2008 @ 6:48 pm

FAIL…oh wait, that makes me a racist. well, now i dont know what to do without having to worry about OFFENDING someone.

suicydking — October 21, 2008 @ 6:48 pm

That’s some grade-A funny right there.

Tardex — October 21, 2008 @ 6:55 pm

You just hate me because I’m black.

Special Kail — October 21, 2008 @ 7:05 pm

it seems like there’s more people who don’t like obama who say that saying you don’t like obama is racist than people who like obama. i don’t think it makes you racist at all, i think it makes you an idiot. but hey thats just my opinion.

and shitstorm in 3…. 2….. 1…

Guayec — October 21, 2008 @ 7:19 pm

Diabeetus is on the far right of that picture I presume.

nyokki — October 21, 2008 @ 7:32 pm

I chuckled.

Paul_Is_Drunk — October 21, 2008 @ 8:45 pm

I smirked… twice.

garbledxmission — October 21, 2008 @ 9:46 pm

Once again, I state, certain new people are also taking themselves way too seriously. Pull the eagle out of your ass and try to laugh once in awhile. Also, not liking something does not make you racist, just lacking in a sense of humor. The only thing you are offending is my sense of smell. I detest the smell of bullshit.

Puulaahi — October 22, 2008 @ 1:33 am

It’s evolution BABY!

natedog — October 22, 2008 @ 2:53 am

left to right, people

Ando — October 22, 2008 @ 4:32 am

In before a crapy link from Diabeetus.

colonel-yum-yum — October 22, 2008 @ 5:00 am

There are at least 4 missing links between far left and second on the left, so………
Far right for prez y’all!

teezy weezy — October 22, 2008 @ 5:40 pm

oh no, we’ll all be black soon! well half cast.

nikki630 — October 28, 2008 @ 9:11 am

hmmm — I think they cropped this picture — the order should be Bush, chimp, cro-magnon, McCain and then Obama

Not liking Obama would not make you a racist — not liking the Obamam because he is black would.

Nimbo — October 18, 2008 @ 4:37 pm

Its just HK trying to resurrect the oh so full of fail OICW project.

AgZed — October 18, 2008 @ 4:39 pm

Dear Christ that thing’s ugly. Wouldn’t you feel embarrassed showing up to a fire fight with one of those. Sure, you might win, but even that wouldn’t be enough to erase the shame.

rebelyell2006 — October 18, 2008 @ 5:16 pm

Old news makes me so excited!

casemods — October 18, 2008 @ 5:29 pm

I should have gave this a 1 for only 1 image on the link but then again I shouldn’t be so lazy :p

Special Kail — October 18, 2008 @ 5:39 pm

I have to say, the article is one of the worst I’ve ever read. It talks about judge dredd all the way through and then, almost as an after though, tells you about the gun. What a crock of shit.

rebelyell2006 — October 18, 2008 @ 5:49 pm

And it never even mentions the fact that the OICW program was canceled in 2005.

FlyingMantisShrimp — October 18, 2008 @ 6:54 pm

http://www.defense-update.com/products/x/xm25.htm
There’s a more useful link that doesn’t have to rely on references to Sylvester Stallone movies.

A really awesome, promising weapon if it really performs as advertised….but yeah, it looks pretty weird. Doesn’t help that this picture has it in ACU print, which means it’s only going to blend in with other things in ACU print(except for that one couch).

Phyreblade — October 18, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

This is only tenuously related to the defunct OICW program. The XM line is not exactly the same as the OICW.

What they appear to have done is to spin off all of the component weapon systems that would have gone into the OICW into individual specialized XM branded weapon systems…

So this is not quite OICW material, but one of few different spawns of the program…

dub_1211 — October 18, 2008 @ 7:38 pm

for Xmas you should ask for a gf instead. something tells me given the choice you’d still take the gun and run around your neighborhood pretending you’re in CS:S.

Sfreak — October 19, 2008 @ 12:00 am

HALO @_@!!!!!!!!!

purple banana — October 19, 2008 @ 1:25 am

You can’t have that, you’ll shoot your eye out!

LukeV1-5 — October 19, 2008 @ 7:35 am

@AgZed: Well if you’re not going to be fashionable, what’s the point in having a war.

@dub_1211: You are bad at the internet.

Dr.Devine — October 19, 2008 @ 11:12 am

Does anyone else think that thing is made by Hasbro? It looks like it shoots orange rubber darts…..

macol — October 19, 2008 @ 4:56 pm

@Dr.DEvine It does. When a terrorist is hit, he’s out, and has to sit on the sidelines.

casemods — October 19, 2008 @ 6:41 pm

@Dr.Devine: ROFL it actually does! It’s like they covered it with a digital camo shirt or something. Look how big the hole is! Haha and plus you can see the screw at the bottom. I’m actually wondering if this is a toy now.

garbledxmission — October 20, 2008 @ 11:53 am

@dub_1211. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA! Oh, you are a funny guy, no, really, oh man, I’m tearing up you got me laughing so hard…oh, wow, whoo! Ok, catching my breath…ok, ok, that’s better. Now where was I?
Oh, yeah, fuck you.
For all of you gun nuts/snobs: I saw a pic of the damn thing, thought it was a cool idea, so I submitted it. Yes, the article sucked but I don’t beat off to Guns N Ammo so I didn’t bother to research any other articles on the weapon. Sorry to all of you “enthusiasts” that I don’t spend hours of my life obsessing over weapons. I do have my marksman rating and I’ve fired some cool and impressive weaponry so that’s good enough for me. I certainly don’t have the small penis requiring me to brag or spout endless minutae about it.
@casemods. What do you think they’d put the thing together with, glue, butterfly farts? I know how big of a hole it would put in your torso. They covered it with ACU because that’s the standard all US military have converted to. Thought all you “experts” would have known that. Oh, wait, I forgot, most of you have never served in the military and have no fucking clue. But don’t let me stop you all from showing what hard core badasses you are here on the interwubs!

@FMS, thanks for the link, it was much better than the one I had. Personally, I’ve always hated ACU. Thought it went completely against the idea behind camo in the first place, and looks stupid as hell to boot, but the DOD calls the shots.

@phyreblade. At least a few on here know what they are talking about without being a self rightous prick about it. Glad you are one of em. Good call on the OICW/XM connection. It’s standard procedure for them to use some components of a failed system in a remod. Just because something doesn’t work doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea altogether and should be abandoned. That’s the whole principle behind R&D.

j_bryon — October 20, 2008 @ 5:20 pm

It’s a smaller version of the guns used in The Fifth Element.

casemods — October 20, 2008 @ 5:58 pm

@j_bryon: Nah that’s actually cool, unlike this nerf looking POS.

FlyingMantisShrimp — October 20, 2008 @ 10:19 pm

@casemods:
Did you even read the article on this weapon? If it works even halfway good as they advertise it to, it will probably have the biggest impact on land warfare that any shoulder-fired, single man operated weapon ever has.

@garbledxmission:
Yeah, you’re right. DoD dropped the ball big time on that one, though. Sticks out like a sore thumb.

And as for everybody talking about it “looking like a toy,” or how you can “see the screw at the bottom,” so? Look at any weapons system today and you’ll find screws or bolts. Guess what the number one thing is that’s holding ANY weapons platform together(tank, aircraft, firearm, etc)? Bolts, nuts, screws, and retaining pins.

Caio — October 18, 2008 @ 2:02 am

Sauce?

TrayShadix — October 18, 2008 @ 2:45 am

There’s…no tax increase on middl…oh fuck it.

nyokki — October 18, 2008 @ 2:55 am

I lol’d, sorta. No, I definitely lol’d.

Nimbo — October 18, 2008 @ 9:22 am

The real question is if Joe the Plumber loled

yawn — October 18, 2008 @ 10:22 am

LOL at the text at the very bottom.

AlecDalek — October 18, 2008 @ 11:03 am

Now if they can just open one next to Steven Harper, all of North America will erupt into a new golden age of prosperity and fewer bibles.

Elepski — October 18, 2008 @ 2:02 pm

Sounds like a plan….

Science.. the cure for the festering cancer of society…. religion

Phyreblade — October 18, 2008 @ 6:45 pm

LHC for the Win.

the3g_ipwn — October 17, 2008 @ 10:04 pm

I just yaked back into my beer. Thanks a fucking bunch garbled. You owe me a round.

LukeV1-5 — October 17, 2008 @ 10:09 pm

What kind of substance abuse could occur in sumo wrestling?

Injections of pure lard? Hamburger suppositories?

Also: what the fuck is that argh argh my eyes what have you done

nyokki — October 17, 2008 @ 10:19 pm

Meh, she’s only 280lbs, most American kids weigh that.

the3g_ipwn — October 17, 2008 @ 10:26 pm

It isn’t here waist line that most repulses me, it’s the John Goodman’s ass crack-sized camel toe she’s sporting which emptied the contents of my stomach.

natedog — October 17, 2008 @ 10:40 pm

that’s not a camel toe

not sure even moose knuckle is the right description

it’s like concentric twin jabbas or some shit

Exacerbate — October 17, 2008 @ 10:40 pm

I’d hit it.

casemods — October 17, 2008 @ 10:55 pm

“The sport has also been hit with drugs and match-fixing scandals recently.”

NO ONE CARES

casemods — October 17, 2008 @ 10:57 pm

lol @ fatty mcfats

tiki god — October 17, 2008 @ 11:16 pm

@casemods: by “drugs” they mean weed.

wtf. weed? yeah, not really a drug there guys

casemods — October 17, 2008 @ 11:18 pm

@tiki god: well it’s still considered a drug.

Sarcastastic — October 17, 2008 @ 11:35 pm

@the3g_ipwn: Come on, be nice, it’s just her face man.

Also, her biggest concern shouldn’t be the flight, it should be the risk of heart disease killing her during that time span.

dieAntagonista — October 18, 2008 @ 12:25 am

That sumo diaper thing she’s wearing?
I thought that was her belly hanging over the pants.
Like a huge gigantic pale fat flap, it even looks like it has a belly button.

tiki god — October 18, 2008 @ 1:18 am

@casemods: by who? some right wing piece of shit cock sucker that no one gives a shit about?
fuck, might as well outlaw caffine.

Caio — October 18, 2008 @ 2:00 am

I can’t believe Japanese people still watch sumo as if it were hockey or basketball.

Have you ever seen a sumo match. It’s like thirty minutes of ceremonial preparation between matches, and then one minute of fighting. So basically you’re just watching fat guys stand around for hours at a time.

MikeBabaguh — October 18, 2008 @ 2:40 am

20 “stone”? Huh?

What’s that in pounds?

nyokki — October 18, 2008 @ 2:51 am

@MikeBabaguh: Uhhh, read the 3rd comment.

Brevity Truta — October 18, 2008 @ 4:12 am

She’s *kinda* underage (if not weight) guys, so you’re safe, right?! :p

outofocus — October 18, 2008 @ 4:49 am

This should be considered child abuse. That anyone would let their children get fat enough to decide that sumo wrestling is an acceptable career path… is just … grrrr.

purple banana — October 18, 2008 @ 8:13 am

@LukeV1-5:

HAHAHA oh god, I just spilled my Rice Krispies all over my dog laughing at that one… LMAO.

I think we can ALL imagine how lovely hamburger suppositories would be…

LukeV1-5 — October 18, 2008 @ 8:14 am

I think

And this isn’t a great plan, but it’s an OK plan

That we should kill

All the Australians.

Just for the fun of it.

dekay46 — October 18, 2008 @ 1:55 pm

kill it with fire!

Phyreblade — October 18, 2008 @ 6:40 pm

14 years old, 280lbs… Let me channel Mr. Dooves here for a bit and say: This is not healthy.
Her parents really need to be shot.

casemods — October 18, 2008 @ 6:45 pm

@Phyreblade: $20 says she’s cleaner then my x

casemods — October 18, 2008 @ 6:47 pm

Make that $100

traptin85 — October 19, 2008 @ 12:33 am

The harpoons:
you must man them!

flood123 — October 17, 2008 @ 9:02 pm

The eye of Sauron?

nyokki — October 17, 2008 @ 9:03 pm

Nice one.

Camiam321 — October 17, 2008 @ 9:06 pm

Sauron’s anus

englishelectriclightning — October 17, 2008 @ 9:18 pm

This is the sort of thing the word “awesome” should be reserved for.

suicydking — October 17, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

I’ve got a whole set of these that should be up in a bit.

joeyisapest — October 17, 2008 @ 9:30 pm

my grandfather spent a lot of time trying to photograph the sun..
up until he went blind

nyokki — October 17, 2008 @ 9:36 pm

I think I’ve started something good. If I’m being presumptuous, life sux n’all.

Thrella — October 17, 2008 @ 9:39 pm

It feels like they edited the black part out.

And yes Nyokki you started something beautiful thx

dorix — October 17, 2008 @ 9:54 pm

My God, it’s full of tentacles.

the3g_ipwn — October 17, 2008 @ 10:01 pm

It is as if I have drawn a brisk autumn mornings first breath, each time I open my eyes.

the3g_ipwn — October 17, 2008 @ 10:12 pm

why is my comment not on the drop down?

the3g_ipwn — October 17, 2008 @ 10:17 pm

Is this because of all the _irst posting? I make a legit comment and it disappears? What a gip.

Tiki! Fix it.

RoQ — October 17, 2008 @ 10:32 pm

sun goatse

natedog — October 17, 2008 @ 10:42 pm

it looks like fire

casemods — October 17, 2008 @ 10:49 pm

@natedog: No shit.

tiki god — October 17, 2008 @ 11:58 pm

@the3g_ipwn: you missed the moderation msg apparently. whoops

Brevity Truta — October 18, 2008 @ 4:09 am

Beautiful.

What does it sound like?

purple banana — October 18, 2008 @ 8:17 am

I had taken an astronomy class a few semesters ago, and my professor told us that it takes more than a couple million years for the light produced at the center of the sun to travel from the core to the radiation zone, but only 6 minutes to travel from the radiation zone to Earth… It’s insane to look at the sun right now, and realize that light was produced during the Cambrian period… Insane.

Svartmetall — October 18, 2008 @ 8:19 am

That gets a 10 on the Awesome-O-Meter.

TGGeko — October 18, 2008 @ 9:17 am

Oh shit, I divided by zero!

Phyreblade — October 18, 2008 @ 6:32 pm

@nyokki: In case you had any doubts: Yes. Yes you did. Thank you.

gor — October 19, 2008 @ 9:57 am

@ pBanana, I think your professor meant the “energy” produced in the center takes an extremely long time to reach the surface. The light we see comes from the photosphere, not from the center. Though I agree, the complex structure of the sun is pretty awesome.

monkeybird02 — October 17, 2008 @ 8:55 am

On a schoolbus, Pedobear!

rompSku — October 17, 2008 @ 10:00 am

wat?

Neuromancer — October 17, 2008 @ 11:14 am

I like how the guys is on the phone in the office picture.

mintymadness — October 17, 2008 @ 11:38 am

wow, this is posibly the best thing I have seen all month!

*updates his christmas wish list*

nyokki — October 17, 2008 @ 12:50 pm

lol do want.

FlappyCunt — October 17, 2008 @ 1:35 pm

i guess if shes skinny with no “handles” this would be awsome. but i bang fat chicks only. Useless.

Phyreblade — October 17, 2008 @ 2:33 pm

ROFL wow… Awesome…

garbledxmission — October 17, 2008 @ 2:37 pm

I disagree, Flappy, just attach the suction cup to a roll and away you go!

Puulaahi — October 17, 2008 @ 3:54 pm

Double up!

dub_1211 — October 17, 2008 @ 5:32 pm

at first i thought it said SHOWER POUNDER, but upon further inspection, that works too.

outofocus — October 17, 2008 @ 5:45 pm

Dude, why is the guy using the handle in all of those. I know for a fact that in the shower, the handle is more useful for the female.

Corman — October 17, 2008 @ 6:30 pm

@outofocus:
In a big way

nyokki — October 17, 2008 @ 7:23 pm

@outofocus: You beat me to it. I’m reading these comments, thinking “WTF are the guys talking about?” You guys need to get laid more…and properly.

outofocus — October 17, 2008 @ 7:33 pm

@nyokki: Seriously. Stop recreating the ever so popular acted sex and start having real sex.

Mmmm… real sex. *stumbles off, day dreaming*

casemods — October 17, 2008 @ 7:49 pm

If I was still banging my bitch I could totally use this!

Brevity Truta — October 18, 2008 @ 4:06 am

For grown boys that always wanted to climb up buildings like old-school Batman. POW!

AbNo — October 15, 2008 @ 5:26 am

Man, it’s a good thing the housing market has been getting screwed up for thirty years. This will keep childhood obesity down.

Kero — October 15, 2008 @ 12:33 pm

Halloween is going to suck this year because everyone is going out as the joker.

nyokki — October 15, 2008 @ 12:49 pm

@Kero: or zombie McCain or zombie Obama. There was a news article here that the Halloween stores have to keep ordering more of the presidential candidates’ zombie masks.

Puulaahi — October 15, 2008 @ 10:59 pm

Joe the plumber is going to be a popular costume.

dhereford — October 15, 2008 @ 2:25 am

I like it. My only suggestion would be to substitute the name “Goldman Sachs” for the “United States of America”.

natedog — October 15, 2008 @ 9:24 am

rofl @ “The Unit”

Phyreblade — October 17, 2008 @ 1:39 pm

Ok, this may sound like a stupid question, but since George Washington is on this Unit bill, would it be safe to call it a G-Unit Dollar Bill?

FlappyCunt — October 14, 2008 @ 6:03 pm

my spider-sense is tingling..or something is. wat?

Thrella — October 14, 2008 @ 6:14 pm

Your cunt is flapping.

Tardex — October 14, 2008 @ 6:15 pm

Everything is as it should be.

Marrock — October 14, 2008 @ 6:19 pm

My common sense is tingling.

garbledxmission — October 14, 2008 @ 6:35 pm

My penis tingles when I tinkle. Maybe I should see a doctor about that…naw, probably just the superpowers kicking in…

nyokki — October 14, 2008 @ 10:44 pm

Anyone else notice that he is starting to voice some very lefty thoughts?

hvymetal86 — October 15, 2008 @ 12:00 am

@garbledxmission: Maybe, if your super power is to shoot lasers from your cock.

garbledxmission — October 15, 2008 @ 12:05 am

That explains the smoking hole in the top of the little woman’s skull.

garbledxmission — October 15, 2008 @ 12:06 am

Nyokki, that’s because his parody bone is almost worn out.

nyokki — October 15, 2008 @ 12:31 am

@garbledxmission: Yeah, that’s more or less what I was thinking too. A shame though, once he hit his stride he was pretty funny.

Thrella — October 14, 2008 @ 5:07 pm

2th commentary, only under the 1th. 4rd sucks, so does 3th

Dacianprick — October 14, 2008 @ 5:08 pm

I love indian food

the3g_ipwn — October 14, 2008 @ 5:12 pm

Silly Asians

dieAntagonista — October 14, 2008 @ 5:13 pm

Mmm, fried unverified information, my favourite dish.

FlappyCunt — October 14, 2008 @ 5:13 pm

I’ll have the Wiki- steamed with a side of leg meat, and some bottled water in a can, please.

hellb0y666 — October 14, 2008 @ 5:13 pm

terceiro besta a comentar que comentou!

phat_stack — October 14, 2008 @ 5:42 pm

I just accidentally a wikipedia!

Marrock — October 14, 2008 @ 5:44 pm

@phat_stack: All at once?

Phyreblade — October 15, 2008 @ 1:19 am

@Marrock: I’ll betcha it was the whole Wikipedia…