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Evolution

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Posted in Images on October 21st, 2008 by garbledxmission | Report This Post |

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caio (UID# 104) 0 0
October 21, 2008 at 6:09 pm

Win.

deuce (UID# 933) 0 0
October 21, 2008 at 6:09 pm

In before someone points out apes have dark skin and brings up devolution.

thrella (UID# 3595) 0 0
October 21, 2008 at 6:17 pm

Fail.

special-kail (UID# 4815) 0 0
October 21, 2008 at 6:27 pm

W… I… N!

yawn (UID# 3315) 0 0
October 21, 2008 at 6:27 pm

LOOOOOOOL.

I really did “LOOOOOL”, in a non-literal sense.

dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0 0
October 21, 2008 at 6:28 pm

My name is humour and I approve this message.

special-kail (UID# 4815) 0 0
October 21, 2008 at 6:37 pm

just wait till ‘beetus sees this…

dub_1211 (UID# 3576) 0 1
October 21, 2008 at 6:39 pm

wait…. why is McCain turning back into a monkey?

I kid, I kid. Love that homeboy.

magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0 0
October 21, 2008 at 6:41 pm

haha

If those two on the left were reversed everyone would cry racism or some shit.

Fail because I know those who love this are close minded twits with baby pants on.

shipoopie (UID# 4838) 0 0
October 21, 2008 at 6:45 pm

BIG WIN!

garbledxmission (UID# 1295) 0 1
October 21, 2008 at 6:45 pm

Win, because unlike some, we have a sense of humor and can laugh at the foibles of humanity.
Others just take themselves a touch too seriously. But that’s ok, they’ve got their sports cars, their workouts and their bimbos to keep them distracted.

compasseagle89 (UID# 5061) 1 0
October 21, 2008 at 6:48 pm

FAIL…oh wait, that makes me a racist. well, now i dont know what to do without having to worry about OFFENDING someone.

suicydking (UID# 2291) 0 0
October 21, 2008 at 6:48 pm

That’s some grade-A funny right there.

tardex (UID# 2119) 1 0
October 21, 2008 at 6:55 pm

You just hate me because I’m black.

special-kail (UID# 4815) 0 0
October 21, 2008 at 7:05 pm

it seems like there’s more people who don’t like obama who say that saying you don’t like obama is racist than people who like obama. i don’t think it makes you racist at all, i think it makes you an idiot. but hey thats just my opinion.

and shitstorm in 3…. 2….. 1…

guayec (UID# 4744) 0 0
October 21, 2008 at 7:19 pm

Diabeetus is on the far right of that picture I presume.

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
October 21, 2008 at 7:32 pm

I chuckled.

paul_is_drunk (UID# 796) 0 0
October 21, 2008 at 8:45 pm

I smirked… twice.

garbledxmission (UID# 1295) 0 0
October 21, 2008 at 9:46 pm

Once again, I state, certain new people are also taking themselves way too seriously. Pull the eagle out of your ass and try to laugh once in awhile. Also, not liking something does not make you racist, just lacking in a sense of humor. The only thing you are offending is my sense of smell. I detest the smell of bullshit.

puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0 0
October 22, 2008 at 1:33 am

It’s evolution BABY!

natedog (UID# 1905) 0 0
October 22, 2008 at 2:53 am

left to right, people

ando (UID# 260) 0 0
October 22, 2008 at 4:32 am

In before a crapy link from Diabeetus.

colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0 0
October 22, 2008 at 5:00 am

There are at least 4 missing links between far left and second on the left, so………
Far right for prez y’all!

teezy-weezy (UID# 3727) 0 0
October 22, 2008 at 5:40 pm

oh no, we’ll all be black soon! well half cast.

nikki630 (UID# 5162) 0 0
October 28, 2008 at 9:11 am

hmmm — I think they cropped this picture — the order should be Bush, chimp, cro-magnon, McCain and then Obama

Not liking Obama would not make you a racist — not liking the Obamam because he is black would.

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New US Army Weapon XM-25

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Posted in Images on October 18th, 2008 by garbledxmission | Report This Post |

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www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/08/xm_25_judge_dredd_smartgun/

I know what I’m asking for this Xmas…

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nimbo (UID# 2449) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 4:37 pm

Its just HK trying to resurrect the oh so full of fail OICW project.

agzed (UID# 2298) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 4:39 pm

Dear Christ that thing’s ugly. Wouldn’t you feel embarrassed showing up to a fire fight with one of those. Sure, you might win, but even that wouldn’t be enough to erase the shame.

rebelyell2006 (UID# 3264) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 5:16 pm

Old news makes me so excited!

casemods (UID# 667) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 5:29 pm

I should have gave this a 1 for only 1 image on the link but then again I shouldn’t be so lazy :p

special-kail (UID# 4815) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 5:39 pm

I have to say, the article is one of the worst I’ve ever read. It talks about judge dredd all the way through and then, almost as an after though, tells you about the gun. What a crock of shit.

rebelyell2006 (UID# 3264) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 5:49 pm

And it never even mentions the fact that the OICW program was canceled in 2005.

flyingmantisshrimp (UID# 1114) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 6:54 pm

www.defense-update.com/products/x/xm25.htm
There’s a more useful link that doesn’t have to rely on references to Sylvester Stallone movies.

A really awesome, promising weapon if it really performs as advertised….but yeah, it looks pretty weird. Doesn’t help that this picture has it in ACU print, which means it’s only going to blend in with other things in ACU print(except for that one couch).

phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 7:09 pm

This is only tenuously related to the defunct OICW program. The XM line is not exactly the same as the OICW.

What they appear to have done is to spin off all of the component weapon systems that would have gone into the OICW into individual specialized XM branded weapon systems…

So this is not quite OICW material, but one of few different spawns of the program…

dub_1211 (UID# 3576) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 7:38 pm

for Xmas you should ask for a gf instead. something tells me given the choice you’d still take the gun and run around your neighborhood pretending you’re in CS:S.

sfreak (UID# 4695) 0 0
October 19, 2008 at 12:00 am

HALO @_@!!!!!!!!!

purple-banana (UID# 655) 0 0
October 19, 2008 at 1:25 am

You can’t have that, you’ll shoot your eye out!

lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0 0
October 19, 2008 at 7:35 am

@AgZed: Well if you’re not going to be fashionable, what’s the point in having a war.

@dub_1211: You are bad at the internet.

drdevine (UID# 4826) 0 0
October 19, 2008 at 11:12 am

Does anyone else think that thing is made by Hasbro? It looks like it shoots orange rubber darts…..

macol (UID# 3690) 0 0
October 19, 2008 at 4:56 pm

@Dr.DEvine It does. When a terrorist is hit, he’s out, and has to sit on the sidelines.

casemods (UID# 667) 0 0
October 19, 2008 at 6:41 pm

@Dr.Devine: ROFL it actually does! It’s like they covered it with a digital camo shirt or something. Look how big the hole is! Haha and plus you can see the screw at the bottom. I’m actually wondering if this is a toy now.

garbledxmission (UID# 1295) 0 0
October 20, 2008 at 11:53 am

@dub_1211. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA! Oh, you are a funny guy, no, really, oh man, I’m tearing up you got me laughing so hard…oh, wow, whoo! Ok, catching my breath…ok, ok, that’s better. Now where was I?
Oh, yeah, fuck you.
For all of you gun nuts/snobs: I saw a pic of the damn thing, thought it was a cool idea, so I submitted it. Yes, the article sucked but I don’t beat off to Guns N Ammo so I didn’t bother to research any other articles on the weapon. Sorry to all of you “enthusiasts” that I don’t spend hours of my life obsessing over weapons. I do have my marksman rating and I’ve fired some cool and impressive weaponry so that’s good enough for me. I certainly don’t have the small penis requiring me to brag or spout endless minutae about it.
@casemods. What do you think they’d put the thing together with, glue, butterfly farts? I know how big of a hole it would put in your torso. They covered it with ACU because that’s the standard all US military have converted to. Thought all you “experts” would have known that. Oh, wait, I forgot, most of you have never served in the military and have no fucking clue. But don’t let me stop you all from showing what hard core badasses you are here on the interwubs!

@FMS, thanks for the link, it was much better than the one I had. Personally, I’ve always hated ACU. Thought it went completely against the idea behind camo in the first place, and looks stupid as hell to boot, but the DOD calls the shots.

@phyreblade. At least a few on here know what they are talking about without being a self rightous prick about it. Glad you are one of em. Good call on the OICW/XM connection. It’s standard procedure for them to use some components of a failed system in a remod. Just because something doesn’t work doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea altogether and should be abandoned. That’s the whole principle behind R&D.

j_bryon (UID# 112) 0 0
October 20, 2008 at 5:20 pm

It’s a smaller version of the guns used in The Fifth Element.

casemods (UID# 667) 0 0
October 20, 2008 at 5:58 pm

@j_bryon: Nah that’s actually cool, unlike this nerf looking POS.

flyingmantisshrimp (UID# 1114) 0 0
October 20, 2008 at 10:19 pm

@casemods:
Did you even read the article on this weapon? If it works even halfway good as they advertise it to, it will probably have the biggest impact on land warfare that any shoulder-fired, single man operated weapon ever has.

@garbledxmission:
Yeah, you’re right. DoD dropped the ball big time on that one, though. Sticks out like a sore thumb.

And as for everybody talking about it “looking like a toy,” or how you can “see the screw at the bottom,” so? Look at any weapons system today and you’ll find screws or bolts. Guess what the number one thing is that’s holding ANY weapons platform together(tank, aircraft, firearm, etc)? Bolts, nuts, screws, and retaining pins.

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The True Purpose of the LHC

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Posted in Images on October 18th, 2008 by garbledxmission | Report This Post |

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caio (UID# 104) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 2:02 am

Sauce?

trayshadix (UID# 3416) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 2:45 am

There’s…no tax increase on middl…oh fuck it.

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 2:55 am

I lol’d, sorta. No, I definitely lol’d.

nimbo (UID# 2449) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 9:22 am

The real question is if Joe the Plumber loled

yawn (UID# 3315) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 10:22 am

LOL at the text at the very bottom.

pjh3000 (UID# 380) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 11:03 am

Now if they can just open one next to Steven Harper, all of North America will erupt into a new golden age of prosperity and fewer bibles.

elepski (UID# 3800) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 2:02 pm

Sounds like a plan….

Science.. the cure for the festering cancer of society…. religion

phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 6:45 pm

LHC for the Win.

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20 Stone Sumo Girl

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Posted in Images on October 17th, 2008 by garbledxmission | Report This Post |

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At the age of 14 and weighing in at 20 stone, Samantha-Jane Stacey is born to be a sumo wrestler.
She will be aiming for sporting glory as the youngest Australian to participate in the world wrestling sumo championships this month in Estonia.
Much focus will be on the championships after the sport, plagued with recent scandals, was hit with yet another controversy as three wrestlers admitted beating up a junior trainee who later died.
Born to wrestle: Samantha-Jane will represent Australia at the world sumo championships in Estonia this month.
The sport has also been hit with drugs and match-fixing scandals recently.
But none of that bothers Samantha-Jane.
Affectionately known as ‘Sammy Sumo’, she trains on a diet of Weetbix and lasagna.
Samantha-Jane says she is ‘really proud to represent’ her country but at the moment is more worried about getting through the 32-hour flight.

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the3g_ipwn (UID# 4568) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 10:04 pm

I just yaked back into my beer. Thanks a fucking bunch garbled. You owe me a round.

lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 10:09 pm

What kind of substance abuse could occur in sumo wrestling?

Injections of pure lard? Hamburger suppositories?

Also: what the fuck is that argh argh my eyes what have you done

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 10:19 pm

Meh, she’s only 280lbs, most American kids weigh that.

the3g_ipwn (UID# 4568) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 10:26 pm

It isn’t here waist line that most repulses me, it’s the John Goodman’s ass crack-sized camel toe she’s sporting which emptied the contents of my stomach.

natedog (UID# 1905) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 10:40 pm

that’s not a camel toe

not sure even moose knuckle is the right description

it’s like concentric twin jabbas or some shit

exacerbate (UID# 3372) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 10:40 pm

I’d hit it.

casemods (UID# 667) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 10:55 pm

“The sport has also been hit with drugs and match-fixing scandals recently.”

NO ONE CARES

casemods (UID# 667) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 10:57 pm

lol @ fatty mcfats

tiki-god (UID# 1) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 11:16 pm

@casemods: by “drugs” they mean weed.

wtf. weed? yeah, not really a drug there guys

casemods (UID# 667) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 11:18 pm

@tiki god: well it’s still considered a drug.

sarcastastic (UID# 2065) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 11:35 pm

@the3g_ipwn: Come on, be nice, it’s just her face man.

Also, her biggest concern shouldn’t be the flight, it should be the risk of heart disease killing her during that time span.

dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 12:25 am

That sumo diaper thing she’s wearing?
I thought that was her belly hanging over the pants.
Like a huge gigantic pale fat flap, it even looks like it has a belly button.

tiki-god (UID# 1) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 1:18 am

@casemods: by who? some right wing piece of shit cock sucker that no one gives a shit about?
fuck, might as well outlaw caffine.

caio (UID# 104) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 2:00 am

I can’t believe Japanese people still watch sumo as if it were hockey or basketball.

Have you ever seen a sumo match. It’s like thirty minutes of ceremonial preparation between matches, and then one minute of fighting. So basically you’re just watching fat guys stand around for hours at a time.

mikebabaguh (UID# 2366) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 2:40 am

20 “stone”? Huh?

What’s that in pounds?

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 2:51 am

@MikeBabaguh: Uhhh, read the 3rd comment.

brevity-truta (UID# 948) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 4:12 am

She’s kinda underage (if not weight) guys, so you’re safe, right?! :p

outofocus (UID# 3862) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 4:49 am

This should be considered child abuse. That anyone would let their children get fat enough to decide that sumo wrestling is an acceptable career path… is just … grrrr.

purple-banana (UID# 655) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 8:13 am

@LukeV1-5:

HAHAHA oh god, I just spilled my Rice Krispies all over my dog laughing at that one… LMAO.

I think we can ALL imagine how lovely hamburger suppositories would be…

lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 8:14 am

I think

And this isn’t a great plan, but it’s an OK plan

That we should kill

All the Australians.

Just for the fun of it.

dekay46 (UID# 2116) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 1:55 pm

kill it with fire!

phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 6:40 pm

14 years old, 280lbs… Let me channel Mr. Dooves here for a bit and say: This is not healthy.
Her parents really need to be shot.

casemods (UID# 667) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 6:45 pm

@Phyreblade: $20 says she’s cleaner then my x

casemods (UID# 667) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 6:47 pm

Make that $100

traptin85 (UID# 3559) 0 0
October 19, 2008 at 12:33 am

The harpoons:
you must man them!

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Clearest Pic of Our Sun to Date

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flood123 (UID# 4029) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 9:02 pm

The eye of Sauron?

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 9:03 pm

Nice one.

camiam321 (UID# 1511) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 9:06 pm

Sauron’s anus

englishelectriclightning (UID# 4996) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 9:18 pm

This is the sort of thing the word “awesome” should be reserved for.

suicydking (UID# 2291) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 9:20 pm

I’ve got a whole set of these that should be up in a bit.

joeyisapest (UID# 2844) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 9:30 pm

my grandfather spent a lot of time trying to photograph the sun..
up until he went blind

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 9:36 pm

I think I’ve started something good. If I’m being presumptuous, life sux n’all.

thrella (UID# 3595) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 9:39 pm

It feels like they edited the black part out.

And yes Nyokki you started something beautiful thx

dorix (UID# 657) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 9:54 pm

My God, it’s full of tentacles.

the3g_ipwn (UID# 4568) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 10:01 pm

It is as if I have drawn a brisk autumn mornings first breath, each time I open my eyes.

the3g_ipwn (UID# 4568) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 10:12 pm

why is my comment not on the drop down?

the3g_ipwn (UID# 4568) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 10:17 pm

Is this because of all the _irst posting? I make a legit comment and it disappears? What a gip.

Tiki! Fix it.

roq (UID# 3478) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 10:32 pm

sun goatse

natedog (UID# 1905) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 10:42 pm

it looks like fire

casemods (UID# 667) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 10:49 pm

@natedog: No shit.

tiki-god (UID# 1) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 11:58 pm

@the3g_ipwn: you missed the moderation msg apparently. whoops

brevity-truta (UID# 948) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 4:09 am

Beautiful.

What does it sound like?

purple-banana (UID# 655) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 8:17 am

I had taken an astronomy class a few semesters ago, and my professor told us that it takes more than a couple million years for the light produced at the center of the sun to travel from the core to the radiation zone, but only 6 minutes to travel from the radiation zone to Earth… It’s insane to look at the sun right now, and realize that light was produced during the Cambrian period… Insane.

svartmetall (UID# 3728) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 8:19 am

That gets a 10 on the Awesome-O-Meter.

tggeko (UID# 2562) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 9:17 am

Oh shit, I divided by zero!

phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 6:32 pm

@nyokki: In case you had any doubts: Yes. Yes you did. Thank you.

gor (UID# 2620) 0 0
October 19, 2008 at 9:57 am

@ pBanana, I think your professor meant the “energy” produced in the center takes an extremely long time to reach the surface. The light we see comes from the photosphere, not from the center. Though I agree, the complex structure of the sun is pretty awesome.

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Shower Power!

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monkeybird02 (UID# 4458) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 8:55 am

On a schoolbus, Pedobear!

rompsku (UID# 3843) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 10:00 am

wat?

neuromancer (UID# 265) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 11:14 am

I like how the guys is on the phone in the office picture.

mintymadness (UID# 4396) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 11:38 am

wow, this is posibly the best thing I have seen all month!

updates his christmas wish list

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 12:50 pm

lol do want.

shipoopie (UID# 4838) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 1:35 pm

i guess if shes skinny with no “handles” this would be awsome. but i bang fat chicks only. Useless.

phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 2:33 pm

ROFL wow… Awesome…

garbledxmission (UID# 1295) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 2:37 pm

I disagree, Flappy, just attach the suction cup to a roll and away you go!

puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 3:54 pm

Double up!

dub_1211 (UID# 3576) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 5:32 pm

at first i thought it said SHOWER POUNDER, but upon further inspection, that works too.

outofocus (UID# 3862) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 5:45 pm

Dude, why is the guy using the handle in all of those. I know for a fact that in the shower, the handle is more useful for the female.

corman (UID# 2054) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 6:30 pm

@outofocus:
In a big way

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 7:23 pm

@outofocus: You beat me to it. I’m reading these comments, thinking “WTF are the guys talking about?” You guys need to get laid more…and properly.

outofocus (UID# 3862) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 7:33 pm

@nyokki: Seriously. Stop recreating the ever so popular acted sex and start having real sex.

Mmmm… real sex. stumbles off, day dreaming

casemods (UID# 667) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 7:49 pm

If I was still banging my bitch I could totally use this!

brevity-truta (UID# 948) 0 0
October 18, 2008 at 4:06 am

For grown boys that always wanted to climb up buildings like old-school Batman. POW!

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Why Halloween Will Suck Ass This Year

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abno (UID# 1740) 0 0
October 15, 2008 at 5:26 am

Man, it’s a good thing the housing market has been getting screwed up for thirty years. This will keep childhood obesity down.

kero (UID# 64) 0 0
October 15, 2008 at 12:33 pm

Halloween is going to suck this year because everyone is going out as the joker.

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
October 15, 2008 at 12:49 pm

@Kero: or zombie McCain or zombie Obama. There was a news article here that the Halloween stores have to keep ordering more of the presidential candidates’ zombie masks.

puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0 0
October 15, 2008 at 10:59 pm

Joe the plumber is going to be a popular costume.

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The New $1 Bill

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dhereford (UID# 3557) 0 0
October 15, 2008 at 2:25 am

I like it. My only suggestion would be to substitute the name “Goldman Sachs” for the “United States of America”.

natedog (UID# 1905) 0 0
October 15, 2008 at 9:24 am

rofl @ “The Unit”

phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0 0
October 17, 2008 at 1:39 pm

Ok, this may sound like a stupid question, but since George Washington is on this Unit bill, would it be safe to call it a G-Unit Dollar Bill?

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The Amazing Colbertman!

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Spins the news, any size. Catches politicians, just like flies!

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shipoopie (UID# 4838) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 6:03 pm

my spider-sense is tingling..or something is. wat?

thrella (UID# 3595) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 6:14 pm

Your cunt is flapping.

tardex (UID# 2119) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 6:15 pm

Everything is as it should be.

marrock (UID# 3993) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 6:19 pm

My common sense is tingling.

garbledxmission (UID# 1295) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 6:35 pm

My penis tingles when I tinkle. Maybe I should see a doctor about that…naw, probably just the superpowers kicking in…

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 10:44 pm

Anyone else notice that he is starting to voice some very lefty thoughts?

hvymetal86 (UID# 2348) 0 0
October 15, 2008 at 12:00 am

@garbledxmission: Maybe, if your super power is to shoot lasers from your cock.

garbledxmission (UID# 1295) 0 0
October 15, 2008 at 12:05 am

That explains the smoking hole in the top of the little woman’s skull.

garbledxmission (UID# 1295) 0 0
October 15, 2008 at 12:06 am

Nyokki, that’s because his parody bone is almost worn out.

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
October 15, 2008 at 12:31 am

@garbledxmission: Yeah, that’s more or less what I was thinking too. A shame though, once he hit his stride he was pretty funny.

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Wiki On the Menu

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thrella (UID# 3595) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 5:07 pm

2th commentary, only under the 1th. 4rd sucks, so does 3th

dacianprick (UID# 4994) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 5:08 pm

I love indian food

the3g_ipwn (UID# 4568) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 5:12 pm

Silly Asians

dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 5:13 pm

Mmm, fried unverified information, my favourite dish.

shipoopie (UID# 4838) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 5:13 pm

I’ll have the Wiki- steamed with a side of leg meat, and some bottled water in a can, please.

hellb0y666 (UID# 3398) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 5:13 pm

terceiro besta a comentar que comentou!

phat_stack (UID# 3498) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 5:42 pm

I just accidentally a wikipedia!

marrock (UID# 3993) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 5:44 pm

@phat_stack: All at once?

phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0 0
October 15, 2008 at 1:19 am

@Marrock: I’ll betcha it was the whole Wikipedia…

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Palin Jokes About Biden’s Age

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No, really. She did. Has she looked at her running mate?

Palin: And I do look forward to Thursday night and debating Sen. Joe Biden. WeÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re gonna talk about those new ideas, new energy for America. IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m looking forward to meeting him too. IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve never met him before, but IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve been hearing about his Senate speeches since I was in like second grade.

LetÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s see, Joe Biden was born on November 20, 1942 and was elected into the Senate in 1972. John McCain was born on August 29, 1936, so if she wasÃ¢â‚¬â€oh, never mind…

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hufnmouth (UID# 3256) 0 0
October 13, 2008 at 7:13 pm

She was listening to Senate speeches in second grade? I was listening to the Electric Company in second grade; what school did she go to?

puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0 0
October 13, 2008 at 7:25 pm

The School of Political BULLSHIT.

outofocus (UID# 3862) 0 0
October 13, 2008 at 7:43 pm

I listened to senate speeches when I was that young. My grandpa watched the news 24/7.

abno (UID# 1740) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 2:51 pm

Bahahaha!

Speaking of age, some of you need more fiber in your diet, or something.

zasz (UID# 976) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 4:11 pm

“Joe Biden was born on November 20, 1942 and was elected into the Senate in 1972. John McCain was born on August 29, 1936, so if she wasÃ¢â‚¬â€oh, never mindÃ¢â‚¬Â¦”

It’s just easier to call her stupid

abno (UID# 1740) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 4:32 pm

@Zasz: Ah, hatred. It’s so cute.

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Guitar Hero – Economy Edition

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lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0 0
October 13, 2008 at 6:33 pm

tiki, did you spill beer on your internet machine?

I hope you didn’t waste it.

Suck up that beer, damn it.

shmaughn (UID# 911) 0 0
October 13, 2008 at 11:22 pm

Silly America. You should have known there would be a solo at the end of War Pigs. tsk tsk

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Hanna Montana Candy

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elepski (UID# 3800) 0 0
October 13, 2008 at 6:35 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

storminator (UID# 2681) 0 0
October 13, 2008 at 6:40 pm

the over-rated daughter of the master of mullets…

greytone (UID# 1667) 1 0
October 13, 2008 at 6:48 pm

They say it’s best to learn to play an instrument early.

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
October 13, 2008 at 7:05 pm

Ewwww.

tokenwguy (UID# 2072) 0 0
October 13, 2008 at 7:52 pm

Don’t be such a pussy.

ren (UID# 1060) 0 0
October 13, 2008 at 7:59 pm

She looks like a gopher…although her teeth are a little bigger.

macol (UID# 3690) 0 0
October 13, 2008 at 8:05 pm

That is hilarious.

awfulintentions (UID# 3925) 0 0
October 13, 2008 at 8:13 pm

You sure those instruments aren’t skin flutes?

drewlicious (UID# 1703) 0 0
October 13, 2008 at 9:21 pm

“Individual Pouches for Portion Control” get your food fattyy

magukas77 (UID# 4943) 0 0
October 13, 2008 at 10:13 pm

I wish that was my mic she had in her hand

vanvelding (UID# 4765) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 12:45 am

Yup. That’s a gummy guitar penis.

mintymadness (UID# 4396) 0 0
October 14, 2008 at 10:05 am

@ vanvelding: Ditto.

phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0 0
October 15, 2008 at 12:50 am

ROFL… Wow…

lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0 0
October 15, 2008 at 1:32 pm

Dudes, she’s 15.

She turns 16 in just over a month.

Would you wait?

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Instant Heart Attack Snack

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I guess you could use this as zombie bait or something…
I sure wouldn’t eat it.

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pjh3000 (UID# 380) 0 0
October 11, 2008 at 10:25 am

Must be a misprint. Just seems unlikely that a product would have overly excessive amounts of cholesterol, but be low fat. Heck, even the Sodium is in acceptable limits.

gor (UID# 2620) 0 0
October 11, 2008 at 10:37 am

It’s not a misprint, eat up!

www.nutritiondata.com/facts/pork-products/2183/2

phil (UID# 241) 0 0
October 11, 2008 at 10:56 am

Brains are extremely high in cholesterol. Ridiculously so. It’s another reason why, even more so than for other meat, they aren’t food.

kero (UID# 64) 0 0
October 11, 2008 at 11:24 am

On the plus side it’s only got 150 calories.

exacerbate (UID# 3372) 0 0
October 11, 2008 at 12:00 pm

@phil:
Oh shit. I sense vegan.

gor (UID# 2620) 0 0
October 11, 2008 at 12:04 pm

I rather eat pork brains than decend into the 7th level of Hell, known as Vegan.

tyger42 (UID# 4564) 0 0
October 11, 2008 at 1:06 pm

@phil: Meat is food. Our bodies are made to digest and process it. You can choose not to eat it all you want, but make sure you have your facts straight about it. Put the PETA propaganda down.

lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0 0
October 11, 2008 at 1:11 pm

But PETA propaganda these days is hawt nekkid wimmen.

I would prefer not to put them down.

outofocus (UID# 3862) 0 0
October 11, 2008 at 2:22 pm

You don’t have to put the hawt nekkid wimmen down, just keep the duct tape on their mouths when not full.

gor (UID# 2620) 0 0
October 11, 2008 at 3:45 pm

Not all hot females are good for you, just look what happens to the Black Widow males who find them their females attractive.

Is there really any difference between the fate of those horny males spiders and becoming a Gaia worshiping vegan? Except for the spider’s honorable death I don’t see any (at least he didn’t become a vegan).

mrpsychic (UID# 276) 0 0
October 12, 2008 at 4:59 pm

@gor:
I love that link, especially the downsides of eating it. “It is very high in cholesterol”

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Republican Party U.S. Foreign Policy Experience Generator

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pjh3000 (UID# 380) 0 0
October 11, 2008 at 9:45 am

I thought Republican foreign policy was kill kill kill, profit profit profit!

vincentex2 (UID# 4673) 0 0
October 11, 2008 at 10:14 am

^ no, it’s:

1. kill kill kill
2. ???
3. profit

pjh3000 (UID# 380) 0 0
October 11, 2008 at 10:23 am

And they throw Jesus in there somewhere too. Like “Jesus told me to kill Millions of Iraqis. He’s down with it.”

njch412 (UID# 1235) 0 0
October 12, 2008 at 2:31 am

I should make another one like this, with a family tree of barack obama, his dads name circled, and a note saying, “Foreign policy expertise can be found her by a father that did not play a significant role in my life.”

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Lost Dog – Huge Balls

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stfunow (UID# 1203) 0 0
October 11, 2008 at 10:59 am

Do you knkow why a dog licks his balls ? No, not because he can, dumbass. Have you ever tasted dog balls? They’re delicious ! Of course the owner wants the huge-balled dog back.

marianne_w (UID# 3741) 0 0
October 11, 2008 at 2:39 pm

Answers to the name “Lucky.” (Natch.)

sarcastastic (UID# 2065) 0 0
October 11, 2008 at 3:40 pm

Every lost dog poster says they are friendly. I can’t wait to read one that says “Mean sonuvabitch that WILL bite, lost.”

shanghai_factor (UID# 473) 0 0
October 11, 2008 at 5:19 pm

The dog is “freindly.”

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How the Bailout Should Look

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thatonejimguy (UID# 3565) 0 0
October 8, 2008 at 8:16 pm

shooped.

elepski (UID# 3800) 0 0
October 8, 2008 at 8:31 pm

And on the other side of the building is several republican fat cats dancing around with baskets like fucking leprechauns.

tardex (UID# 2119) 0 0
October 8, 2008 at 8:32 pm

@thatonejimguy: Its not shopped, I can tell by the pixels

kutter (UID# 4255) 0 0
October 8, 2008 at 9:00 pm

@Tardex
your post was shooped, i can tell by your lame pixels

mintymadness (UID# 4396) 0 0
October 8, 2008 at 9:14 pm

@thatonejimguy:

…de WOOOOOOOOOP.

You’re dad is a prick.

mikebabaguh (UID# 2366) 0 0
October 8, 2008 at 10:23 pm

“You are dad is a prick”

Something isn’t right there.

rsixidor (UID# 950) 0 0
October 8, 2008 at 10:30 pm

I’m pretty sure you mean democrats . . . or do they take their share before it gets shot out the hose?

diabeetus (UID# 1628) 0 0
October 8, 2008 at 11:06 pm

Actually, Bank of America is doing very well since it didn’t lend loans to poor people who couldn’t pay it back, aka it didn’t give out sub-prime loans.

garbledxmission (UID# 1295) 0 0
October 8, 2008 at 11:39 pm

yes, that’s why their stock is doing so well:
www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=avRDkN4gD.BQ&refer=us
And of course their dividend outlook is rosy as can be, no cuts to offset losses at all:
www.bizjournals.com/tampabay/stories/2008/10/06/daily21.html
And they certainly don’t have a PR problem due to piss poor customer service and shady business practices:
www.complaints.com/directory/2004/october/27/24.htm
Aside from that, yeah, BOA is doing juuusssst fine.
Why don’t you go back to posting “furst!” on every post like the 5th grader you really are, diarrhea?

thatonejimguy (UID# 3565) 0 0
October 9, 2008 at 12:01 am

srsly, my dad is a prick.

and bank of america bought merrill lynch. they’re doing fine. that means my cd is doing fine.

MY DAD IS SUCK A PRICK

garbledxmission (UID# 1295) 0 0
October 9, 2008 at 12:17 am

No, really, they are NOT doing fine. Check the links. There are about 20 more that are relevant too if you are really curious. Be worried about anything that isn’t federally insured, and at the rate things are going, that might not be a guarenteed investment either.
And your dad might suck cock, I don’t know, but he’s probably an asshole. Sorry, Jim.

mintymadness (UID# 4396) 0 0
October 9, 2008 at 10:47 am

I’m hoping for Jim’s sake alone that BOA does OK. I personally hate the rat bastards.

shipoopie (UID# 4838) 0 0
October 9, 2008 at 3:24 pm

@garbledxmission: And they certainly donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t have a PR problem due to piss poor customer service and shady business practices: Thats the truth!
- like any rich Fat CAT would say-” just throw somemore money at it, It’ll go away..”

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Panda Soup

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It’s finger Ling Ling good!

Interesting Choice of Location for This Movie Poster

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On 22 July 2005, Jean Charles de Menezes, a Brazilian electrician living in London, was shot dead by plain clothes police officers at Stockwell station. This incident came a day after the failed 21 July 2005 London bombings occurred on Tube trains and a bus in London, however it later emerged that it was a case of mistaken identity on the part of the police and that Menezes had nothing to do with the attacks.