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Star Wars cereal boxes

Posted in Images on July 26th, 2010 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
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starwars.com/fans/event_news/celebration_v_cereal_boxes/index.html

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   tiki-god (UID# 1)
   July 15, 2010 at 9:36 pm

   

   it’s a delicious TRAP!

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     rsixidor (UID# 950)
     July 26, 2010 at 10:12 pm

     I was going to say something like, “It actually tastes like crap!” or “Put a bowlful in your trap!”

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   sticky (UID# 463)
   July 27, 2010 at 12:53 am

   Their taste buds can’t stand flavor of that magnitude!

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   hardzus31 (UID# 11121)
   July 27, 2010 at 2:48 am

   no no no YOUR TASTE BUDS CAN’T REPEL FLAVOR OF THIS MAGNITUDE

   grape nuts… i just tried them recently. they are crap.

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Star Wars money

Posted in Images on June 15th, 2010 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
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By this guy: diablo2003.deviantart.com/

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   kishi (UID# 3562)
   June 8, 2010 at 1:47 am

   Why wouldn’t they design money with the completed Death Star, rather than the partially-completed state it was destroyed in?

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     dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438)
     June 15, 2010 at 3:39 am

     Because there were trillions of imperial employees, and they were all union and shit, so the second death star got a half ass design, even though it was fully operational.

     And they’re called imperial credits, not star wars money.

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       grandadmiralthrawn (UID# 745)
       June 16, 2010 at 7:32 pm

       Actually, they are just called credits

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   pwnerade (UID# 584)
   June 15, 2010 at 3:37 am

   Repost!

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   sherlockbonez (UID# 5879)
   June 15, 2010 at 2:14 pm

   How many nerds can I buy per dollar?

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Movies as inappropriate Golden Books

Posted in Images on June 6th, 2010 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
Tags: Goodfellas, Humor, leon, Movies, seven, The Big Lebowski |

Big Lebowski
Leon (The Professional)
Seven
Goodfellas

cooleycooley.blogspot.com/

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   demon (UID# 2630)
   June 6, 2010 at 11:13 pm

   Nice.

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   puulaahi (UID# 4552)
   June 6, 2010 at 11:21 pm

   haha Seven.

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   gouki4u (UID# 4388)
   June 6, 2010 at 11:23 pm

   Suggested. lol

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   puulaahi (UID# 4552)
   June 6, 2010 at 11:26 pm

   Awesome blog is awesome!

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   demon (UID# 2630)
   June 6, 2010 at 11:27 pm

   www.cooley.bigcartel.com/product/limited-edition-redrum

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   puulaahi (UID# 4552)
   June 6, 2010 at 11:40 pm

   PIXAR is WIN.

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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414)
   June 7, 2010 at 6:10 pm

   These are sweet on just soo many levels…

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Posted in Images on December 21st, 2009 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
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Art from the Jane Austen classic novel Pride and Prejudice, remixed with bone-crushing zombie action. A feature film is in the works starring Natalie Portman as heroine Elizabeth Bennet, who finds her attention divided between Mr. Darcy and her own war against hordes of flesh-eating rotters.

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   natedog (UID# 1905)
   December 15, 2009 at 11:28 am

   i would pay to see natalie portman exploded someone’s head with her foot

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   tricknology (UID# 10522)
   December 15, 2009 at 5:26 pm

   The book was fracking awesome. This has great potential as a movie.

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   thelotuseater725 (UID# 1616)
   December 21, 2009 at 3:46 am

   Yeah this book was really amazing.

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   rsixidor (UID# 950)
   December 21, 2009 at 12:34 pm

   Agreed, only way I could ever read P&P is with zombies inserted. Definitely. Can’t wait for Sense and Sensibilities and Sea Monsters.

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   acid_monkey1 (UID# 2405)
   December 21, 2009 at 8:21 pm

   dude if youre kidding about the movie I will fucking rip youre insedes out.

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Big Gun Girl

Posted in Images on October 21st, 2009 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
Tags: Sexy, Weapons |

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   rsixidor (UID# 950)
   October 19, 2009 at 7:57 pm

   SEX

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   natedog (UID# 1905)
   October 20, 2009 at 12:52 am

   that bitch is about to be sitting on her ass

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     j_bryon (UID# 112)
     October 20, 2009 at 8:48 am

     For some reason I am going to have to disagree.
     If you are shooting in a range like the one here, you are probably going to have, in the least, some gun handling skills.

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       natedog (UID# 1905)
       October 20, 2009 at 10:36 am

       look at the stance the men are taking. this is how you stand if you have ever fired a weapon. if you stand like the model bitch (who obviously has an unloaded weapon) and squeeze off a few rounds, you will be sitting on your ass soon thereafter

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         lukev1-5 (UID# 1029)
         October 21, 2009 at 1:41 pm

         This.

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       natedog (UID# 1905)
       October 20, 2009 at 10:37 am

       also, this is her first trip to a firing range, because she wore a skirt and high heels

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         j_bryon (UID# 112)
         October 20, 2009 at 12:22 pm

         Ok ok, your points are very valid only because she is in the skirt and high heels. (I still think “she” might be a guy.)

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   turkey2u (UID# 8440)
   October 20, 2009 at 3:44 am

   give her my big gun…

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   j_bryon (UID# 112)
   October 20, 2009 at 8:51 am

   Woman with THREE big guns = One in hand and the two arms. I may have to call TRAP but maybe not.

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     phyreblade (UID# 5939)
     October 21, 2009 at 10:40 am

     Could be a trap, but I feel no shame saying it’s a pretty darn good one if it is…

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   markosabo (UID# 82)
   October 21, 2009 at 10:51 am

   horrible taste in weaponry, berettas suck

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   spamname (UID# 4960)
   October 21, 2009 at 10:57 am

   no eye protection? come on… at least stage it right.

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   storminator (UID# 2681)
   October 21, 2009 at 11:17 am

   i disagree. i think she can handle it. my last girlfriend certainly could. she was tiny and could shoot my .44 Mag no problem.

   heck, i could empty two of those Beretta’s while hopping on one foot!

   in HIGH HEELS! while HIGH!!

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     hvymetal86 (UID# 2348)
     October 21, 2009 at 1:35 pm

     Vids or you can’t do it!!! (But seriously, a video you you attempting that would be almost as great as tits)

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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597)
   October 21, 2009 at 2:42 pm

   Noice

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   casemods (UID# 667)
   October 21, 2009 at 4:58 pm

   What is she doing out of the office?

   Mandatory gun training self defense day to get the females in the office to stop whining about the recent sexual harassment claims going around the office?

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    oldnoob (UID# 5571)
    October 21, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    When you see it, you’ll shit brick.

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      casemods (UID# 667)
      October 21, 2009 at 5:18 pm

      I doubt anybody will believe me, but, I fucked her.

      It was almost exactly a year ago today….

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        phyreblade (UID# 5939)
        October 22, 2009 at 12:42 am

        You’re right. I don’t believe you.

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    wistfuld (UID# 5057)
    October 21, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    An interesting conundrum…

    This was very obviously shot by a pro photographer who brought a model to a gun range and had her hold a pistol (whether it’s loaded, whether she’d fall on her butt, etc., I don’t know), yet she is standing in a stance so devoid of skill in firearm use that any gun enthusiast is going to cry foul.

    So that leads me to the question: who exactly is this photo for? Guys who don’t know anything about firearm use but are still wildly turned on by a woman with a gun?

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    chaingunner (UID# 292)
    October 21, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    Hey, dipshits.

    It’s a beretta. She’s most definitely not “going to be on her ass.”

    Even if it was a large-caliber pistol, she still wouldn’t be “on her ass.”

    Despite what you see in your favorite anime, hand-held firearms don’t generate enough recoil force to knock you over. At the worst, she’ll suffer a stove-pipe from not locking her wrist (assuming she is not, in fact, locking it).

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    nyoki (UID# 3444)
    October 21, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    I can’t shoot revolvers, but didn’t do horribly bad w/ a .380 (I think). I did try a 9 mil that a friend has, but even w/ earplugs and noise muffler head thingies, it was still too loud.

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    gor (UID# 2620)
    October 22, 2009 at 11:14 am

    Her upper body is in a Modified Weaver stance, but her legs are in an Isosceles stance and I am not sure why. Points deducted for not wearing safety glasses at the range. Points awarded for working out at the gym and for having (what appears to be) natural “B” cups. Nom, nom!

    Even though I prefer a Sig Sauer over a Beretta, a Beretta is a fine weapon and in the three years I carried one daily it never once gave me concern.

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Red Shirt cologne

Posted in Images on August 24th, 2009 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
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Smell like Trek expendables. Because tomorrow may never come.

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   ben1605 (UID# 581)
   August 24, 2009 at 4:31 pm

   I want that, merely because I want to know what Star Trek smells of. And so if anyone asks me what cologne I have on, I can say I’m wearing Star Trek cologne.

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   elzarcothepale (UID# 1877)
   August 24, 2009 at 5:12 pm

   can’t argue with that reasoning.
   hell, i’d even start wearing cologne just to make that happen.

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   bennylenny88 (UID# 4221)
   August 24, 2009 at 6:54 pm

   does it smell of death?

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   doc-shadow (UID# 4152)
   August 25, 2009 at 9:39 am

   For those who may be in doubt, this is a real product!
   The flipside to this scent is “Tiberius: Go Boldly”

   I know this version is available at think geek, both are available through a third party vendor on amazon.

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Alien versus Predator

Posted in Images on March 21st, 2009 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
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The thinking man\’s version.

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   the3g_ipwn (UID# 4568)
   March 21, 2009 at 6:10 pm

   More exciting than either of the movies.

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   bejamus (UID# 403)
   March 21, 2009 at 6:32 pm

   @the3g_ipwn: And infinitely less stupid and contrived. I can better see Aliens and Predators sitting around playing chess while sipping their choice of alcohol over the crap they had in the movies..

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   rsixidor (UID# 950)
   March 21, 2009 at 7:04 pm

   The only thing I like about the movies is the idea “Aliens as hunting game for the Predators” beyond that, fuck ’em. Wait, I didn’t even see the second one. shit. Netflix.

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   sejolly07 (UID# 7493)
   March 21, 2009 at 7:28 pm

   legit

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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238)
   March 21, 2009 at 7:31 pm

   @RSIxidor:

   Predator 2 and Dark Horse comics came up with that concept.

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   nyoki (UID# 3444)
   March 21, 2009 at 9:10 pm

   The original AVP movie had a decent plot and story line. Unfortunately that’s never enough for producers of these movies. They have to fuck w/ the script, add stupid stuff and delete good parts, then add a whole lot of ridiculous and un-needed sfx.

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   hochunk (UID# 5604)
   March 21, 2009 at 9:21 pm

   Didn’t they do a gag of this on Robot Chicken as well?

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   brisingre (UID# 3327)
   March 21, 2009 at 10:41 pm

   It looks like the Alien is making the first move. With black. Whups. Awesome pic, though.

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   elzarcothepale (UID# 1877)
   March 22, 2009 at 12:40 am

   more liek alien LOVES Predator, amirite?

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    dreth (UID# 983)
    March 22, 2009 at 1:39 am

    @elzarcothepale:
    alienlovespredator.com amirite?

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    nooneinparticular (UID# 3134)
    March 22, 2009 at 1:41 am

    @HoChunk: Yes, this is stolen straight from Robot Chicken. Robot Chicken also did a “dating game” episode where a Predator went out with an Alien. There was no second date. 🙂

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    phyreblade (UID# 5939)
    March 22, 2009 at 1:48 am

    This isn’t even fair. Aliens can’t play Chess.

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    henghast (UID# 1696)
    March 22, 2009 at 8:18 am

    @NoOneInParticular

    hah yeah where he loved boobs but the alien was as flat as a washboard.. so sad =[

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    hochunk (UID# 5604)
    March 22, 2009 at 11:43 am

    @NoOneInParticular: They really should have reversed the genders in that “Dating Game” bit. I mean, think about the Alien’s ‘tongue’, then think about what the Predator’s mouth looks like.

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    kuja130 (UID# 9878)
    March 23, 2009 at 1:58 am

    This is a set of print ads run by a New Zealand cable channel advertising its upcoming showing of Aliens vs. Predator. As you can see they feature an Alien vs. Predator playing together civilly.

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    (UID# 17474)
    January 27, 2010 at 6:31 am

    Your outcome is superb, but there’re a big quantity points to order the papers for money from the purchase term paper service. It would give students a chance to get A+!

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MODOK versus the Hero Diner

Posted in Images on March 18th, 2009 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
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M.O.D.O.K. encounters the “Hero Diner” and acts accordingly.

(Hail M.O.D.O.K.)

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   rsixidor (UID# 950)
   March 18, 2009 at 5:15 pm

   M.O.D.O.K. may be the coolest thing Marvel ever created.

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   paul_is_drunk (UID# 796)
   March 18, 2009 at 7:47 pm

   Mental Organism Designed Only (to) Kill

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   phyreblade (UID# 5939)
   March 19, 2009 at 7:21 pm

   Ok then… Feel aggression much?

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Nyarlathotep

Posted in Images on February 16th, 2009 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
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HP Lovecraft probably never dreamed of a day when the Crawling Chaos would be visualized and made available to collectors of freakish objects…

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   orchunter (UID# 4707)
   February 16, 2009 at 7:18 pm

   someone tell me were i can get one.

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   hazard (UID# 915)
   February 16, 2009 at 7:24 pm

   ALL HAIL!

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   sabersmith (UID# 7844)
   February 16, 2009 at 7:35 pm

   Blood for the blood god! No, wait, Ia Ia, somethingorother! gibberjabber hoohaa shickersnact!

   Man I miss playing Call of Cthulu back in the day though.

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   phyreblade (UID# 5939)
   February 16, 2009 at 7:43 pm

   Riiiiight… 🙂

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   sabersmith (UID# 7844)
   February 16, 2009 at 8:44 pm

   Oh, and I finally checked out your blog @Phyreblade, some good stuff there.

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   phyreblade (UID# 5939)
   February 16, 2009 at 9:04 pm

   @Sabersmith: Why thank ye kindly…

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   wookie_x (UID# 962)
   February 16, 2009 at 9:40 pm

   I think I would rather have the Black Pharaoh or the Bloody Tongue. It’s still Nyarly.

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   darkdsurion (UID# 8329)
   February 16, 2009 at 9:41 pm

   Completely weird and totally cool.

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   hochunk (UID# 5604)
   February 17, 2009 at 8:03 am

   Am I the only one here who thinks it looks like one of the aliens from The Simpsons?

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    silverwolf (UID# 6586)
    February 17, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    Buy this statue! The Crawling Chaos commands it!

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    pandora_c (UID# 6289)
    February 18, 2009 at 9:27 am

    @wookie_x: LOL @ “nyarly”. He also looks pretty cool as a steam train.

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Your Shine Box

Posted in Images on February 12th, 2009 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
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GO GET IT.

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   fracked-again (UID# 6878)
   February 12, 2009 at 7:49 am

   You muthafucka!!!

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   displacedtexan (UID# 4021)
   February 12, 2009 at 8:01 am

   yeah… thanks for the reminder, i do need to get my shoes shined.

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   ad10 (UID# 6119)
   February 12, 2009 at 9:01 am

   Full of win….love that movie

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   mintymadness (UID# 4396)
   February 13, 2009 at 8:02 am

   @DisplacedTexan: Dad has a shoe shine box just like this one!

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   T.G. Fisher
   January 3, 2012 at 9:23 pm

   Obama’s Christmas present.

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Wolverine vs. Mystique

Posted in Images on September 27th, 2008 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
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The winner?

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   ben1605 (UID# 581)
   September 27, 2008 at 10:24 am

   Wolverine, he can just regenerate.

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   dreth (UID# 983)
   September 27, 2008 at 10:30 am

   Amazing, the lengths they go through just to hide Wolverine’s hole in the face. First with an incredibly stupid ring of smoke, a black a silhoutte, finished by the world’s weirdest puke.

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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029)
   September 27, 2008 at 10:31 am

   What is with the puke?

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   camiam321 (UID# 1511)
   September 27, 2008 at 10:33 am

   Yeh that puke is weird… but i dont think that showing the face-hole would have added as much as showing her tits.

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   paul_is_drunk (UID# 796)
   September 27, 2008 at 11:59 am

   Getting puke in a facehole can not be fun.

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   tyger42 (UID# 4564)
   September 27, 2008 at 1:39 pm

   Hole was gone by the time he got puked on. :p He regens FAST.

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   deuce (UID# 933)
   September 27, 2008 at 4:06 pm

   Did she chunder cuz she got stabbed in the gut, or because she ate the slime off the surface of a stagnant pond?

   Also, I’m getting really fucking tired of having to log in EVERY FUCKING TIME I want to leave a comment.

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   machetejak (UID# 2359)
   September 28, 2008 at 1:32 pm

   Ew.

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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414)
   October 4, 2008 at 11:37 pm

   Mystique Loses. Wolverine’s gonna be back on his feet within the hour…

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The Spider-Man movie that wasn’t

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2008 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
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A wishful fake Spider-Man poster from back before Raimi got involved.

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   bright-green (UID# 3009)
   June 14, 2008 at 10:19 pm

   Dislike all the movies, however the comics are/were good.

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   storminator (UID# 2681)
   June 15, 2008 at 12:05 am

   Leonardo DiCRAPio owes his career to River Pheonix’s death…

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   natedog (UID# 1905)
   June 15, 2008 at 2:26 pm

   why do people always rag on Dicaprio?

   you know you motherfuckers love his shit

   romeo and juliet

   the beach

   blood diamond

   catch me if you can

   growing pains

   basketball diaries

   gangs of new york

   quick and the dead

   motherfucking DEPARTED

   his shitty ones were like what, Critters 3?

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   natedog (UID# 1905)
   June 15, 2008 at 2:28 pm

   not a dicapriofag, just think he makes good movies even though nobody could have done a better job than tobey mac at the peterparker/spiderman role

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   mikebabaguh (UID# 2366)
   June 15, 2008 at 3:35 pm

   Nikki Cox as MJ? Oh gods…

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   rattybad (UID# 461)
   June 15, 2008 at 3:45 pm

   I agree with your list, natedog, except for The Beach. I’d quibble about The Quick and the Dead, because it’s so awful, but awful in a way that I’ll watch it whenever it’s on t.v.

   Also, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?…don’t forget that one.

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   unknown (UID# 1300)
   June 16, 2008 at 12:10 am

   Young men bitch about him because when they were teenage boys all the teenage girls were drooling after Leonardo. Jealousy rises it’s ugly head again.

   Gilbert Grape.

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   natedog (UID# 1905)
   June 16, 2008 at 12:28 am

   also, wtf?

   Kevin Spacey?

   Robert Guillaume?

   Bill Paxton?

   Katherine Hepburn?

   Micheal Douglas?

   who was Spacey gonna play, Osbourne? (Dafoe kicked ass in that role, btw) also Michael Douglas would have made a shitty Jameson

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   24601 (UID# 2091)
   June 16, 2008 at 9:47 am

   @Natedog:

   Fucking Titanic.

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    natedog (UID# 1905)
    June 16, 2008 at 10:14 am

    Titanic was a shitty guy movie. but as for chick flicks, it set the bar pretty fucking high, did it not?

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    camiam321 (UID# 1511)
    July 6, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    Tobey did a great job, but who knows what DiCaprio might have done with it? I don’t know what you boys are getting all riled up about.

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Hellboy as a ‘toon

Posted in Images on April 4th, 2008 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
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   gary-scenario (UID# 1448)
   April 4, 2008 at 7:04 am

   Is that a Genndy Tartakovsky production?

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   kaz3 (UID# 303)
   April 4, 2008 at 9:18 am

   When shootin’ down a nigga one must always have a pinky raised.

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   hvymetal86 (UID# 2348)
   April 5, 2008 at 12:45 am

   Thats a cartoon hellboy.

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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414)
   April 5, 2008 at 1:20 am

   @Gary Scenario
   No, I don’t think so, but there were quite a few scenes in the anime that appeared to emulate Tartakovsky’s style…

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Cpl. Hicks

Posted in Images on March 30th, 2008 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
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From one of the greatest movies ever.

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   quixote23 (UID# 1742)
   March 30, 2008 at 1:29 am

   Yeah, Hicks was bad-ass. Hudson was the real star of the movie, though. I’d watch two hours of Hudson freaking out at aliens, no question.

   “We’re in some real pretty shit now!”

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   stolid (UID# 1669)
   March 30, 2008 at 2:10 am

   Also the first terminator killer dude… I forget his name though.. obviously… great in that movie to BTW…

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   gor (UID# 2620)
   March 30, 2008 at 4:15 am

   Reese.

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   st_judas (UID# 818)
   March 31, 2008 at 7:16 am

   Drake, we are LEAVING!

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   st_judas (UID# 818)
   March 31, 2008 at 7:17 am

   I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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   colin (UID# 211)
   March 31, 2008 at 4:22 pm

   hey guys.
   im sorry. shun me. i do not remember this movie at all. and i no iveseen it.

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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414)
   March 31, 2008 at 8:55 pm

   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   You have been shunned. You lose 2000 internet points.

   This is from the move “Aliens”

   Game over man! Game over…

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Schrodinger’s Fridge

Posted in Images on March 21st, 2008 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
Tags: Humor, Science! |

Theoretical science with beer.

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   caio (UID# 104)
   March 22, 2008 at 12:25 am

   Angry flower is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen. I was like “dude one is on MCS: That must be the truly hilarious one that really stands out”.

   Guess not this is actually more retarded than your average angry flower.

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   doombuddy (UID# 2461)
   March 22, 2008 at 4:46 am

   hahahaha, this is priceless if you understand it

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   synfyre (UID# 253)
   March 22, 2008 at 8:40 am

   loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/102/schrodingers_fridge

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   pjh3000 (UID# 380)
   March 22, 2008 at 9:40 am

   I’m with Caio. It’s like that whole strip was just an attempt by the author to try and impress upon people that they understand a little bit of science. We get it. You read Wikipedia. Go back to being mundane.

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   flintlocke (UID# 1948)
   March 22, 2008 at 9:56 am

   It’s actually from six years ago. Before things like Wikipedia. Golly.

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   pjh3000 (UID# 380)
   March 22, 2008 at 10:40 am

   Wikipedia is 8 years old.

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   flintlocke (UID# 1948)
   March 22, 2008 at 11:26 am

   I guess you’re smarter than everyone, then.

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   darth-vasya (UID# 820)
   March 22, 2008 at 6:54 pm

   “What’s this uncertainty principle all about?”
   “I’M NOT CERTAIN.”

   (Terry Pratchett)

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   pjh3000 (UID# 380)
   March 24, 2008 at 9:46 am

   @flintlocke

   No, just you. You’re the one that stuck your head out.

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    vwfreak42 (UID# 267)
    March 24, 2008 at 9:52 am

    Does anyone else remember Crazy Daisy Ed from Liquid Television?? Maybe it’s just me, but this seems like a blatant ripoff, at least the character…

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    caio (UID# 104)
    March 24, 2008 at 10:27 am

    This comic which is not mine but I use as a response, sums up my feeling about the above comic nicely:

    www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/archive.php?id=317

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    garbledxmission (UID# 1295)
    March 24, 2008 at 11:03 am

    That would have been funny had you not missed the point of the Angry Flower comic in the first place.

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    garbledxmission (UID# 1295)
    March 24, 2008 at 11:03 am

    Or maybe that makes it even funnier….

    Caio is OLD.

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    pjh3000 (UID# 380)
    March 24, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    @caio

    What are Gabe & Tycho doing in someone else’s comic?

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Ad for junky plastic soldiers

Posted in Images on March 21st, 2008 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
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This used to be on the back of every single comic book. The army guys were actually flat. Yes, I bought them.

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   pjh3000 (UID# 380)
   March 21, 2008 at 10:06 pm

   I remember this ad. Fortunately my Father warned me about ordering from the ads in comic books. I think he got burned himself.

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   simtek (UID# 93)
   March 21, 2008 at 10:36 pm

   Before video games (even before pong) these plastic pieces of crap were the shit.

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   xaldinlancer (UID# 1057)
   March 22, 2008 at 1:29 am

   i loved playing with my privates…..*awkward silence*

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   frznagn (UID# 560)
   March 22, 2008 at 1:34 am

   I used to make volcanoes in my backyard and melt them in it. Yeah, they were cool!

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   hepathos (UID# 719)
   March 22, 2008 at 2:19 am

   In my country we didn’t had money for plastic soldiers! We played with rocks, then joined the “Road brakers” at the age of 8. What are the “Road Brakers”? Think of boy scouts, but leaded by the ruling communist party of the time. Yeah.

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   demolitionsgeek (UID# 984)
   March 22, 2008 at 7:29 am

   I LOVE ARMY MEN.

   I have thousands of them stored somewhere here. I would take them out and then have hueg battles in my backyard. Those filthy tans always lost. GO GREEN.

   Now that I think of it, everyone who has ever used army men always assumed the green guys were the good guys. I wonder why..

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   finch (UID# 679)
   March 22, 2008 at 5:22 pm

   I owned a ton of the 6″ GI Joes, and had wars between them and the little plastic figures. Needless to say, the GI Joes always won. Even after their thumbs all broke off.

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   ben1605 (UID# 581)
   June 11, 2008 at 6:43 am

   I had tanks, planes, jeeps and shit for these guys.

   Snipers, grenadiers, riflemen, I had the lot.

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Zombie Elvis

Posted in Images on March 21st, 2008 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
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The King… of the Undead.

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   andrew (UID# 354)
   March 21, 2008 at 10:34 pm

   That looks more like Joker Elvis than Zombie Elvis.

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Giger gun

Posted in Images on March 18th, 2008 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
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Gun shoots little dudes who also have guns. Redundant?

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   tripolar (UID# 2103)
   March 18, 2008 at 4:10 pm

   All things Giger are cool.

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   pjh3000 (UID# 380)
   March 18, 2008 at 4:21 pm

   Nothing is redundant in the world of Giger.

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   rage-0 (UID# 480)
   March 18, 2008 at 4:23 pm

   Since it’s Giger, is it super effective against the Xenomorphs?

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   lord-cocksworth (UID# 2343)
   March 18, 2008 at 5:27 pm

   Guns? I always thought they were screwdrivers.

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   polyonymous (UID# 1132)
   March 18, 2008 at 7:33 pm

   It’s a penis. Think about it.

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   billymanic (UID# 778)
   March 18, 2008 at 10:23 pm

   Not redundant, because one day, they’ll have to shoot their own little dudes.

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   hepathos (UID# 719)
   March 19, 2008 at 1:36 am

   It’s a plane that shoot guns and the plane is made out of guns.

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   dieantagonista (UID# 2287)
   March 19, 2008 at 1:43 pm

   Birthmachine

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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414)
   March 19, 2008 at 8:50 pm

   The mechanics. They are teh phail.

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Ray Gun replica

Posted in Images on March 17th, 2008 by flintlocke | Report This Post | Click to Add to favorites
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Dr. Grordbort’s GOLIATHON 83 Infinity Beam Project — real props made by Lord of the Rings FX company WETA. Not a bad way to spend 600 bucks, I guess.

www.wetanz.com/rayguns/

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   rattybad (UID# 461)
   March 18, 2008 at 8:55 pm

   For six hundred bucks I’d better be able to disintegrate some shit, or at least play a serious game of freeze tag.

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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414)
   March 19, 2008 at 12:40 am

   Srsly…

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