The caption’s funny, but DR PHIL … UGH.

The guy’s an asshole, and a quack. If he was around in the Inquisition, no prizes for guessing what job he’d have.

Comment by Brevity Truta — April 10, 2008 @ 6:24 pm

Some day he’ll say that on his show in front of a large group of fat ppl and this would happen. 3 ton dogpile.

Comment by Breakdancingmonkey — April 10, 2008 @ 6:36 pm

I can hear him saying it in his Dr. Phil voice.
And that makes me lol.

Comment by suicydking — April 10, 2008 @ 7:12 pm

Ever since I saw that episode, I laugh whenever I see yet another picture of a band where they look like they don’t care they’re on the cover of an album. I just can’t take any band serious that still does this (and there are a lot). How can you claim to have fresh, new material if you’re copying everyone else’s album cover pose.

If I was in a band, and was having my picture taken for the album cover, I would actually look at the camera, and smile.

Isn’t it funny how often “non-conformity” is actually conformity.

Comment by AlecDalek — March 28, 2008 @ 3:08 pm

My album cover would have a hott girl with

Comment by Alfalfasprouts — March 28, 2008 @ 3:12 pm

wow i tried to put “tits” html but i guess it wont let you… nice…

Comment by Alfalfasprouts — March 28, 2008 @ 3:13 pm

alec - check out http://rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/index.php for more unoriginal dopes

Comment by redxblack — March 28, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

^^^ Thanks redxblack. That’s awesome. I’ll be quietly chuckling to myself for the next 2 hours.

Comment by AlecDalek — March 28, 2008 @ 5:40 pm

i wanna get down on my knees and please jesus…feel his salvation all over my face

Comment by samoses — March 28, 2008 @ 6:11 pm

My favorite album cover is “Smell the Glove”.

Comment by Tony — March 29, 2008 @ 8:09 am

Html bodyparts are old.

Comment by Namelis1 — March 28, 2008 @ 2:01 pm

they may be old, but those are nice.

Comment by roamingidiot — March 28, 2008 @ 2:07 pm

They are nice indeed.

Comment by hvymetal86 — March 28, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

Do you prefer Dreamweaver tits? I sure don’t. Too much fucking flash.

Comment by Nimoy — March 28, 2008 @ 3:05 pm

I’ve got a pair of HTML head tag earrings, but I think that shirt may be funnier.

If she had much sag at all, though, her HTML would be malformed…

Comment by AliceH — March 28, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

how could FLASH and TITS be a bad combination?

Comment by redxblack — March 28, 2008 @ 3:23 pm

C//:> run_masturbate.exe

Comment by Gunface01 — March 28, 2008 @ 4:20 pm

That’s a good point, redxblack. I shall retract the flash statement. Dreamweaver still sucks ass.
Loving them titties. By the size of her arms, it looks like her tits just suck in any excess body weight.

Comment by Nimoy — March 28, 2008 @ 4:37 pm

@Nimoy,
Ain’t nuthin’ wrong with a little flash here and there. Can definitely enhance this very well written html code…

Comment by Phyreblade — March 28, 2008 @ 4:49 pm

Now THOSE are legendary tits!

Comment by AlecDalek — March 28, 2008 @ 5:39 pm

My wife’s boobs looked like that at one time, but now we’re middle aged, and they’ve gone all Scottish. Still just as much fun to play with, but I now get much less of a “dude, you’re nailing that?” look from omega males.

Comment by AlecDalek — March 28, 2008 @ 5:42 pm

Hey, baby… is it cold out, or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s?

Comment by Q-delta — March 29, 2008 @ 12:55 am

That’s rather XML, but definitely not HTML…

Comment by lolle23 — March 29, 2008 @ 9:58 am

@lolle23
I disagree. I believe it is supposedly intended to be part of the XHTML v6.0 standard. I don’t think they expected to see any girls on the internet until then…

Comment by Phyreblade — March 30, 2008 @ 1:11 am

She should have spent her money on getting her face fixed.
Nice tits + ugly = STILL UGLY.

Comment by garbledxmission — March 31, 2008 @ 10:13 am

Don’t know. Don’t care. Do want.

Comment by Mayy — March 23, 2008 @ 9:12 pm

ommmm nom nom nomnom.

Comment by NirvanaNine — March 23, 2008 @ 9:15 pm

Needs more Haydens.

Comment by AlecDalek — March 23, 2008 @ 9:41 pm

looks like she cheesecaking the pizza eater

Comment by networknerd — March 23, 2008 @ 9:44 pm

DO WANT!

Comment by Mystik — March 23, 2008 @ 10:06 pm

She one of the few animal rights freaks I would love to “nail”, but I do have a feeling that she is not going to age gracefully. Sorta like Kristy Alley.

Comment by gor — March 23, 2008 @ 10:22 pm

looks ’shopped

Comment by bloth — March 23, 2008 @ 11:55 pm

Shopped? Really? How can you tell? Is it the pixels? It’s the pixels isn’t it…

Comment by Phyreblade — March 24, 2008 @ 1:26 am

I’ll take the one on the far left, without the goofy-as-fuck giant sunglasses.

Comment by vonDread — March 24, 2008 @ 2:50 am

I’m with vonDread, the one with the flowing hair and no sunglasses is the bestest of them all

Comment by tiki god — March 24, 2008 @ 7:49 am

Phyreblade lmao!

Comment by Thracian — March 24, 2008 @ 9:20 am

HOshit… I made a mess in my pants

Comment by doombuddy — March 24, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

Holy crap! This chick has a lamp stuffed up her ass!

Comment by SimTek — March 23, 2008 @ 2:28 pm

Clearly shopped, but point remains. ‘Nuff said.

Comment by Aeyve — March 23, 2008 @ 2:36 pm

yah, good photoshop… I saw this on 4chan a while ago and the mojority of posts came to the same conclusion as me.

Comment by doombuddy — March 23, 2008 @ 2:43 pm

I have lamp

Comment by Namelis1 — March 23, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

Wow…..I’m a chick but geez…any guys feel the need to say “lucky lamp?”….hahaha..wow…my ass is too big to photo shop THAT

Comment by sexyrockertara — March 23, 2008 @ 6:01 pm

i love lamp butt

Comment by sutenvulf — March 23, 2008 @ 7:34 pm

i think i finally get it. now for the clock being a lie…

Comment by redxblack — March 24, 2008 @ 12:29 am

never thought id nom a lamp

Comment by Pants — March 24, 2008 @ 3:47 am

yeah it’s Ray Park aka Darth Maul from The Phantom Menace.

But I hate photos like this that have been retouched so much that they look like cgi.

Comment by Darthmalt — March 22, 2008 @ 6:11 pm

It is Ray Parks
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0661917/

Comment by allofasudden — March 22, 2008 @ 6:11 pm

I am excited about this, but I think I’m more excited about seeing that he’s playing CHUCK NORRIS in something called THE LEGEND OF BRUCE LEE!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT THATS BALLS!!!

Comment by RSIxidor — March 22, 2008 @ 6:19 pm

Indeed, Ray parks is gonna make an awesome snake eyes…

Comment by Phyreblade — March 23, 2008 @ 1:56 am

Isn’t that Beachcomber?

Comment by AlecDalek — March 23, 2008 @ 1:46 pm

@AlecDalek
I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear you ask that question…

Comment by Phyreblade — March 24, 2008 @ 1:30 am

Wasn’t that his name in the comics? I know it wasn’t Snake-Eyes (that was the cartoon). The comic was WAY better.

Comment by AlecDalek — March 24, 2008 @ 9:44 am

My favorite movie villain of all time! At least, until the fucking prequels shit on my childhood.

Comment by Annarchy — March 22, 2008 @ 4:03 pm

There are no prequels. There is only Dark Horse

Comment by GrandAdmiralThrawn — March 22, 2008 @ 4:25 pm

You have a collect call from: Daarth…Vaaderr

Comment by pedantic — March 22, 2008 @ 4:31 pm

Annarchy, Big V is a close second, but my all time fave has to be big poppa Palpatine from episode 4.

Watch the scenes at the end in his throne room with Luke and Vader. The man spits pure venom with every line.

Comment by suicydking — March 22, 2008 @ 8:45 pm

Will be in Soul Caliber IV.

Along with Yoda.

Comment by Sikras — March 22, 2008 @ 9:57 pm

I have to agree with the Grand Admiral on this one. Maybe if I keep repeating that, the travesty will go away…
@suicydking:
Palpatine is my #2, but Vader was always cooler.

Comment by Annarchy — March 22, 2008 @ 9:59 pm

Dope motherfucker, Alfred.

All hail the king baby.

Comment by Camiam321 — March 22, 2008 @ 11:40 am

http://images.jupiterimages.co.....211664.jpg
the king baby?

Comment by slakinator — March 22, 2008 @ 1:53 pm

he may work for the empire, but he’s a rebel at heart

Comment by Finch — March 22, 2008 @ 5:12 pm

the thing on the right side looks like a dink.

Comment by Pants — March 22, 2008 @ 8:06 pm

Wow….you’d think ppl would….THINK before they put the sign up….Ah..americans. gotta love the genious.

Comment by sexyrockertara — March 23, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

lol… whut?

Comment by Phyreblade — March 24, 2008 @ 1:03 am

Amazing artist… but not one of his better pieces in my opinion.

Comment by jasonp — March 22, 2008 @ 11:13 pm