Jawsome.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 12, 2008 @ 5:20 am

Spoiler alert: The joker dies.

Comment by Kero — May 12, 2008 @ 6:04 am

^old joke^

Comment by TrikYodz — May 12, 2008 @ 4:10 pm

Life is stranger than fiction.
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/937450.html

Comment by suicydking — May 9, 2008 @ 7:49 am

ded of cooot

Comment by keytakenwithtongs — May 9, 2008 @ 10:16 am

In response to the link on #1,

WTF? He was going to put the poor dog down to commemorate the death of Hitler? I hope that asshole is never allowed to own a dog. Or even better, get mauled by dogs, preferably by English or Russian dogs.

Comment by rebelyell2006 — May 9, 2008 @ 11:39 am

SIEG HEIL CORNELIUS DREBBEL!

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 10, 2008 @ 2:59 am

Makes me think of a sign I’ve seen on the side of the road: “BUY A COCK AND PULLET.”

Comment by ohmybob — May 9, 2008 @ 6:33 am

I vote nutritious

Comment by Dral — May 9, 2008 @ 7:31 am

PETS OR MEAT?

Comment by juiceyfruit — May 9, 2008 @ 10:28 am

definitly Nutrishus…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 9, 2008 @ 6:51 pm

Penguin Theater’s rendition of the scene in I Am Legend where the protagonist follows his dog into the dark building.

Comment by suicydking — May 9, 2008 @ 7:52 am

^^^
LOL!

Comment by bright green — May 9, 2008 @ 9:20 am

group vote :))

Comment by zondron — May 12, 2008 @ 1:46 pm

repost.

Comment by pedantic — May 9, 2008 @ 1:47 am

Every post is a repost of a repost. Stop whining.

Comment by Dreth — May 9, 2008 @ 8:52 am

Seriously, a Django Reinhardt reference?

Comment by rattybad — May 9, 2008 @ 2:32 pm

ahahaha serves him right

Comment by Bran — May 9, 2008 @ 12:17 am

rip-off.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ

Comment by Billy Manic — May 9, 2008 @ 2:28 am

How is this not put behind a cut, the freakin’ source has NSFW in the name! Also, yes it does remind me of that French condom commercial, love that one.

Comment by Sarcastastic — May 9, 2008 @ 2:31 pm

Well, good for you, Mr. Muffin. I, personally, don’t like choo. I prefer jam.

Comment by TrayShadix — May 8, 2008 @ 11:01 pm

Oldpic is old.

Comment by numb7rs — May 8, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

WTF I WAS JUST WEARING THAT SHIRT TODAY

Comment by MoZ — May 8, 2008 @ 11:36 pm

My new wallpaper.

Comment by Luvmuchine — May 9, 2008 @ 12:30 am

lol colour one is WAY better

Comment by Pants — May 9, 2008 @ 12:39 am

AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!

(…i’ll show myself the door now)

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 9, 2008 @ 12:39 am

this is a shirt? from where? I want one

Comment by tiki god — May 9, 2008 @ 8:50 am

@Tiki,
Threadless
http://www.threadless.com

Comment by reptilecobra13 — May 9, 2008 @ 2:48 pm

What a jerk.

Comment by THE_GTC — May 8, 2008 @ 10:05 pm

heh!

Comment by TrikYodz — May 8, 2008 @ 10:31 pm

did he just joke him to death?

Comment by tiki god — May 8, 2008 @ 10:37 pm

You guys are free to post some of my cartoons here, but don’t delete my copyright info and website off bottom.

Thanks

http://www.mightywombat.com
©2007 GJCaulkins

Comment by mightywombat — May 8, 2008 @ 10:44 pm

sorry about that, wombat. it didn’t have the info on the bottom when i had found it.

Comment by dookie_booty — May 9, 2008 @ 12:50 am

The Heimlich Counter-Maneuver, as developed by Aperture Science.

Comment by suicydking — May 9, 2008 @ 7:54 am

It’s so nice to see a content owner be nice, and not Freak the hell out.

Comment by tiki god — May 9, 2008 @ 8:24 am

No harm. No foul. Thanks for fixing it.

Comment by mightywombat — May 9, 2008 @ 9:23 am

tiki gor is a thef.

Comment by suicydking — May 9, 2008 @ 10:14 am

I can see how that would be totally awesome but how’s the sex like……

Comment by Bran — May 8, 2008 @ 9:25 pm

@Bran: Looks like a penile fracture just waiting to happen.

Comment by frogurtx — May 8, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

Looks like a nedroid comic. Am i correct?

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 8, 2008 @ 9:45 pm

GO-GO-GADGET WRISTWA-AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

Comment by TrayShadix — May 8, 2008 @ 10:50 pm

I bet he saves a lot of money on gas by hoping everywhere

Comment by Bran — May 9, 2008 @ 12:19 am

EPIC LEGS ARE EPIC

Comment by Pants — May 9, 2008 @ 12:39 am

All I’ve ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don’t know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I’m thinking about getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation, but it’ll be worth it.

Comment by suicydking — May 9, 2008 @ 7:56 am

They are missing the part where you cut yourself and pop pills.

Comment by frogurtx — May 8, 2008 @ 8:37 pm

Thats covered in step 3.

Comment by Tardex — May 8, 2008 @ 8:44 pm

and 2 I guess.

Comment by Tardex — May 8, 2008 @ 8:44 pm

step 2 looks more like “Don’t cry while receiving oral sex”

Comment by reboot — May 8, 2008 @ 9:48 pm

@reboot

aw dood, I dated this one girl once that was the most painful oral I’ve experienced in months, if not years. ouch! not something you wish upon anyone

Comment by tiki god — May 8, 2008 @ 10:38 pm

I feel you on that one, Tiki. Those relationships never last very long, do they? How the hell does a girl even GAIN the ability to peel a carrot with her teeth, never mind apply the fucker.

Comment by TrayShadix — May 8, 2008 @ 10:53 pm

peel a carrot with her teeth.. OUCH!

Comment by Bran — May 9, 2008 @ 12:20 am

Don’t complain about fellatio, ever. Even if it’s terrible. God takes notes.

Comment by suicydking — May 9, 2008 @ 7:59 am

All I ever needed to know about life I learned from mcs. Now, to learn how to peel a carrot with my teeth…

Comment by Annarchy — May 9, 2008 @ 12:56 pm