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Lolcat and crocs

Posted in Images on February 19th, 2010 by dookie_booty | Report This Post | Add to favorites

attention America. please quit wearing Crocs. they are f*cking ugly and f*cking stupid.

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   tricknology (UID# 10522) 0  0
   January 31, 2010 at 12:26 am

   

   Second!
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   dreth (UID# 983) 0  0
   February 19, 2010 at 11:20 am

   I’m glad I am not alone in this.
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   brushaway (UID# 430) 0  0
   February 19, 2010 at 5:05 pm

   I think a serial killer would have to be crawling out from under my bed with a 30 cm blade almost as thin as the smile on his face for me to care less about what people wear on their feet.
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     nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
     February 19, 2010 at 8:16 pm

     

     Good, because I intend to keep wearing my faux fur lined red crocs.
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       jediadept (UID# 3758) 0  0
       February 21, 2010 at 11:21 pm

       Just be careful on escalators!

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The Dark Knight – The Joker

Posted in Images on May 12th, 2008 by dookie_booty | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   thelotuseater725 (UID# 1616) 0  0
   May 12, 2008 at 5:20 am

   

   Jawsome.
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   kero (UID# 64) 0  1
   May 12, 2008 at 6:04 am

   

   Spoiler alert: The joker dies.
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   trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0  0
   May 12, 2008 at 4:10 pm

   ^old joke^

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Nazi Puppy

Posted in Images on May 9th, 2008 by dookie_booty | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Cute As Hell Animals, Humor

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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 7:49 am

   

   Life is stranger than fiction.
   www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/937450.html
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   keytakenwithtongs (UID# 2198) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 10:16 am

   ded of cooot
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   rebelyell2006 (UID# 3264) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 11:39 am

   In response to the link on #1,

   WTF? He was going to put the poor dog down to commemorate the death of Hitler? I hope that asshole is never allowed to own a dog. Or even better, get mauled by dogs, preferably by English or Russian dogs.
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   thelotuseater725 (UID# 1616) 0  0
   May 10, 2008 at 2:59 am

   

   SIEG HEIL CORNELIUS DREBBEL!

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Rabbits – Cuddley or Nutritious

Posted in Images on May 9th, 2008 by dookie_booty | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   ohmybob (UID# 464) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 6:33 am

   Makes me think of a sign I’ve seen on the side of the road: “BUY A COCK AND PULLET.”
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   dral (UID# 3365) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 7:31 am

   I vote nutritious
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   juiceyfruit (UID# 1624) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 10:28 am

   

   PETS OR MEAT?
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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 6:51 pm

   

   definitly Nutrishus…

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Excluded Penguin

Posted in Images on May 9th, 2008 by dookie_booty | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Cute As Hell Animals, Humor

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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 7:52 am

   

   Penguin Theater’s rendition of the scene in I Am Legend where the protagonist follows his dog into the dark building.
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   bright-green (UID# 3009) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 9:20 am

   ^^^
   LOL!
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   zondron (UID# 219) 0  0
   May 12, 2008 at 1:46 pm

   group vote )
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   lamb (UID# 3529) 0  0
   January 27, 2011 at 9:06 pm

   

   12 angry men much?

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Mario’s Mustaches

Posted in Images on May 9th, 2008 by dookie_booty | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Gaming, Humor

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   crstella19 (UID# 2731) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 1:47 am

   repost.
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   dreth (UID# 983) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 8:52 am

   Every post is a repost of a repost. Stop whining.
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   rattybad (UID# 461) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 2:32 pm

   Seriously, a Django Reinhardt reference?

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Father and Son

Posted in Images on May 8th, 2008 by dookie_booty | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   bran (UID# 3217) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 12:17 am

   ahahaha serves him right
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   billymanic (UID# 778) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 2:28 am

   

   rip-off.
   
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   sarcastastic (UID# 2065) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 2:31 pm

   How is this not put behind a cut, the freakin’ source has NSFW in the name! Also, yes it does remind me of that French condom commercial, love that one.

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Eat Choo Muffin

Posted in Images on May 8th, 2008 by dookie_booty | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   trayshadix (UID# 3416) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 11:01 pm

   Well, good for you, Mr. Muffin. I, personally, don’t like choo. I prefer jam.
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   numb7rs (UID# 239) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 11:13 pm

   

   Oldpic is old.
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   moz (UID# 110) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 11:36 pm

   WTF I WAS JUST WEARING THAT SHIRT TODAY
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   luvmuchine (UID# 3510) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 12:30 am

   My new wallpaper.
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   pants (UID# 2794) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 12:39 am

   

   lol colour one is WAY better
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   thelotuseater725 (UID# 1616) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 12:39 am

   

   AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!

   (…i’ll show myself the door now)
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 8:50 am

   

   this is a shirt? from where? I want one
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   reptilecobra13 (UID# 1299) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 2:48 pm

   @Tiki,
   Threadless
   www.threadless.com

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Laughter

Posted in Images on May 8th, 2008 by dookie_booty | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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From the Mighty Wombat

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   the_gtc (UID# 3048) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 10:05 pm

   What a jerk.
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   trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 10:31 pm

   heh!
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 10:37 pm

   

   did he just joke him to death?
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   mightywombat (UID# 1011) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 10:44 pm

   You guys are free to post some of my cartoons here, but don’t delete my copyright info and website off bottom.

   Thanks

   www.mightywombat.com
   ©2007 GJCaulkins
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   dookie_booty (UID# 1726) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 12:50 am

   sorry about that, wombat. it didn’t have the info on the bottom when i had found it.
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 7:54 am

   

   The Heimlich Counter-Maneuver, as developed by Aperture Science.
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 8:24 am

   

   It’s so nice to see a content owner be nice, and not Freak the hell out.
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   mightywombat (UID# 1011) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 9:23 am

   No harm. No foul. Thanks for fixing it.
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 10:14 am

   

   tiki gor is a thef.

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New Surgery

Posted in Images on May 8th, 2008 by dookie_booty | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   bran (UID# 3217) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 9:25 pm

   I can see how that would be totally awesome but how’s the sex like……
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   frogurtx (UID# 128) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 9:34 pm

   @Bran: Looks like a penile fracture just waiting to happen.
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   thelotuseater725 (UID# 1616) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 9:45 pm

   

   Looks like a nedroid comic. Am i correct?
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   trayshadix (UID# 3416) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 10:50 pm

   GO-GO-GADGET WRISTWA-AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
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   bran (UID# 3217) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 12:19 am

   I bet he saves a lot of money on gas by hoping everywhere
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   pants (UID# 2794) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 12:39 am

   

   EPIC LEGS ARE EPIC
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 7:56 am

   

   All I’ve ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don’t know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I’m thinking about getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation, but it’ll be worth it.

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Life’s Insructions

Posted in Images on May 8th, 2008 by dookie_booty | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   frogurtx (UID# 128) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 8:37 pm

   They are missing the part where you cut yourself and pop pills.
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   tardex (UID# 2119) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 8:44 pm

   Thats covered in step 3.
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   tardex (UID# 2119) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 8:44 pm

   and 2 I guess.
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   reboot (UID# 436) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 9:48 pm

   

   step 2 looks more like “Don’t cry while receiving oral sex”
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 10:38 pm

   

   @reboot

   aw dood, I dated this one girl once that was the most painful oral I’ve experienced in months, if not years. ouch! not something you wish upon anyone
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   trayshadix (UID# 3416) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 10:53 pm

   I feel you on that one, Tiki. Those relationships never last very long, do they? How the hell does a girl even GAIN the ability to peel a carrot with her teeth, never mind apply the fucker.
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   bran (UID# 3217) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 12:20 am

   peel a carrot with her teeth.. OUCH!
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 7:59 am

   

   Don’t complain about fellatio, ever. Even if it’s terrible. God takes notes.
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   annarchy (UID# 2805) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 12:56 pm

   All I ever needed to know about life I learned from mcs. Now, to learn how to peel a carrot with my teeth…

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A Clockwork Potato

Posted in Images on May 8th, 2008 by dookie_booty | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   cmoorehead (UID# 1013) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 7:39 pm

   There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
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   kylefor20 (UID# 2875) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 7:40 pm

   I must add this to my collection of potato heads .. Any input on where to purchase this fine item?
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   vutterfly (UID# 1313) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 7:42 pm

   heh, the old in-out, in-out
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   flintlocke (UID# 1948) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 11:25 pm

   Mmm… moloko.

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Lock Maze

Posted in Images on May 8th, 2008 by dookie_booty | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   tardex (UID# 2119) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 6:04 pm

   I want nothing more than to have that on me own door.
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   numb7rs (UID# 239) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 6:06 pm

   

   Shame a good shoulder will just break it.
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   abide (UID# 1594) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 6:14 pm

   I think this sort of lock is for keeping those lovely ladies IN. You know most blonds will never make it out!
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   juiceyfruit (UID# 1624) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 6:45 pm

   

   OLD PICTURE IS OLD
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   agzed (UID# 2298) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 6:48 pm

   “Shame a good shoulder will just break it.”

   True enough, but locks like that (or rather, their simpler brethren) aren’t meant to really keep anyone out. They’re just there to slow down anyone who tries to burst in on you long enough for you to close the door and get it locked properly. Once that’s done, most doors are considerably sturdier than those in the movies. I’m a big guy, and even with a full head of steam charging down the hallway, I still bounced off my sister’s door after she locked herself out.
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 8:53 pm

   

   @juicefruit

   NEW USER IS NEW
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   trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 9:26 pm

   ^lol^
   its a good pic
   but is the chain long enuf?
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   numb7rs (UID# 239) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 10:10 pm

   

   ^ Yes, just.
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   trayshadix (UID# 3416) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 10:56 pm

   @ AgZed

   Those locks are to buy time? I always just figured they were there to make a loud enough noise should anyone try to open the door that you’d know something was up. I never checked into it, though. I just kinda thought that on my own.
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    juiceyfruit (UID# 1624) 0  0
    May 9, 2008 at 2:10 am

    

    @tiki

    noobism is no excuse
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    ando (UID# 260) 0  0
    May 9, 2008 at 3:14 am

    These things aren’t so cool if there’s a fire.
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    unknown (UID# 1300) 0  0
    May 9, 2008 at 7:42 am

    It would be kind of cool if people did some background work before submitting images. Like, if you Google images for “lock maze” you find that the first four hits are to this same image. It’s a kind of a clue to whether or not a given image is so old everyone else has seen it a million times already.

    But of course, that is just too fucking much to ask.
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    redlolita (UID# 340) 0  0
    May 9, 2008 at 8:45 am

    What difference does it make, it’s stiff nifty. Quit being so badass and jaded.
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    redlolita (UID# 340) 0  0
    May 9, 2008 at 8:46 am

    bad typing day…still nifty
    although…
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    sykotik (UID# 658) 0  0
    May 9, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    That’s a pretty easy maze.

    

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Inadequacy – Sorry About Your Penis

Posted in Images on May 8th, 2008 by dookie_booty | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   kero (UID# 64) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 5:40 pm

   

   First! and Repost!
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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 5:44 pm

   How do women compensate for being fat or having large vaginas?

   By being bitches? Or do they buy expensive stuff too?
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   exacerbate (UID# 3372) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 5:51 pm

   Wow, I think I’d be content with my small penis. That’s a horrible color.
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   mack (UID# 1642) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 6:08 pm

   Fat women compensate by either being smarter (TV comedian women) or more bitchy and goth/emo (fat 16 yr old girls) or being more american bitchy and self centred (Yank obese Mcdonalds munching fatasses).

   Guys compensate with materialism and wankoff bling and cars, women compensate by going schizo in terms of attitude. They either become total sluts who are happy and alright with stuff, or total bitches who hate men and themselves.
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   ladyoftheorb (UID# 900) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 7:14 pm

   MY boyfriend drives a MINI Cooper. You do the math.
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   exacerbate (UID# 3372) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 8:12 pm

   You have a boyfriend!?!?!? *shivers*

   I’m an asshole.
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 8:46 pm

   

   @kero

   wtf are you two years old? Don’t make me enforce a fark.com like “first post” bullshit filter. that would suck
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   numb7rs (UID# 239) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 9:04 pm

   

   “MY boyfriend drives a MINI Cooper. You do the math.”

   He’s about 4 feet tall?
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   kero (UID# 64) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 9:11 pm

   

   @tiki stfu and get on irc I need to ask you something.
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    rattybad (UID# 461) 0  0
    May 8, 2008 at 11:03 pm

    I thought women bought shoes to compensate?
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    michaelv13 (UID# 2253) 0  0
    May 8, 2008 at 11:32 pm

    i actually came up with two simple solutions to this it works 90% of the time the smaller the purse the bigger the waist the bigger the purse the smaller the waist and here is one for high school (dont test it in elementary middle school or junior high) backpack=virgin purse= nonvirgin nothing= town bicycle everyones had a turn now this only works for the female species i have yet to try it on males
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    ladyoftheorb (UID# 900) 0  0
    May 9, 2008 at 8:31 am

    @Numb7ers:

    He’s actually really tall, some number over 6 feet, and everyone always asks why he drives such a tiny car if he’s so tall. When the seat is all the way back, he can’t get the clutch down to the floor.

    Those things are ridiculously roomy, and you can have crazy sex in them.
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    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    May 9, 2008 at 9:13 am

    crazy sex? Like when you fuck an imaginary government agent and then try to eat your tinfoil hat?

    I think we’ve covered how the lardo bitches compensate (I’m going with the big mouth theory).

    What about those with the large vaginas? Probably the same thing?

    The “smart” answer was funny. Fat chicks don’t compensate by being smart or funny. Everyone knows a woman can’t be considered smart or funny if you don’t want to fuck her.

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Bad Ass Doggie

Posted in Images on May 8th, 2008 by dookie_booty | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   ladyoftheorb (UID# 900) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 9:59 am

   I want an english bulldog so much!
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   silverflux (UID# 1301) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 3:06 pm

   @ladyoftheorb

   you should consider an Olde English Bulldogge. i have one and they’re far healthier, which costs you less money at the vet. they’re also more athletic and live longer, they’re smarter and generally better pets. english bulldogs tend to go a little crazy after hitting middle age.

   the best part is that an OEB puppy looks exactly like an english bulldog puppy

   suddenimpactca.com – that’s my breeder. they can find you a breeder near you and answer any questions you have.

   i’ll see if tiki lets me post his picture for you.
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   May 8, 2008 at 8:33 pm

   

   personally I’d say just keep an eye open at the pound. anyone that pays more then 40 bucks for a dog is a fool.
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   silverflux (UID# 1301) 0  0
   May 9, 2008 at 2:18 am

   it’s about personality, tiki. my dog is obedient, intelligent, likes guinness and always goes for the chick with the biggest boobs in the room.

   it’s hard to find that kind of thing at the pound since most of the dogs there have been raised by bad owners and then abandoned due to behavioral problems :/

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