Special Kail — November 3, 2008 @ 4:02 pm

Hell yeah, this is new and exciting. Some more fucking cat shit. How fucking refreshing. God damn I don’t know how this site manages to stay so fucking fresh all the time. What fucking genius decided to put a picture of a cat on here? AMAZING!!! BRAVO!!! ENCORE!!!

Sorry if that seems a little over the top but, shit, this whole pictures of cats thing has been beaten to death.

Flappycunt — November 3, 2008 @ 4:05 pm

@Special Kail: so instead of being a BITCH- submit something better.

Special Kail — November 3, 2008 @ 4:10 pm

@Flappycunt: I submit shit all the time, asshole. Go fuck a goat.

Paul_Is_Drunk — November 3, 2008 @ 4:19 pm

O_o

I’m still amazed at people that treat the internet like a real place. I pretty much avoided all of “pet day” myself, but damn it if I didn’t have a cat that loved the smell of my stinky feet. Every day after practice the little bastard would come and rub against my socks.

Flappycunt — November 3, 2008 @ 4:27 pm

ya- cats love to get that little “high” from smelling foot oder- Like how nate likes to beat his wife and skip child support payments.

ohmybob — November 3, 2008 @ 4:34 pm

One of my cats likes to find bottle caps on the floor, pick them up in her mouth, and carry them over to one of my shoes and drop them in.

outofocus — November 3, 2008 @ 5:09 pm

I have a no shoe policy in my house… One of my cats will try to get into the shoes… or if it’s sandals, he’ll roll around on them… and then he smells like feet. It’s so gross.

natedog — November 3, 2008 @ 5:50 pm

yes, Flappycunt, tell us moar of these little tidbits of cat-info you have.

tell us of your experiences with friction burns caused by the little sandpapery tongues on your beefcurtians.

or are you strictly a goat fucker?

Tardex — November 3, 2008 @ 6:26 pm

@Special Kail: DAAAAAAAAAMN! Someone was beaten as a child and is incredibly angry with the world because mommy or daddy didnt love you the way they should have.

Let the mud fly!

Flappycunt — November 3, 2008 @ 7:07 pm

@natedog: thats funny-try me. So can i fuck your daughter? where is she now?

Theo11 — November 3, 2008 @ 7:59 pm

INTERNET FIGHT! O wait… this isn’t very exciting at all.

vutterfly — November 3, 2008 @ 8:06 pm

@natedog: man, usually you’re funny… why have you been so bitter lately??

@Flappycunt: yeah, my mother-in-law has an herb for her cats called valerian. it makes them go wayyy crazier than any catnip would. and i shit you not, it smells like over 9000 stinky-ass feet.

Hazard — November 3, 2008 @ 8:45 pm

My cat naps on my shoes. She has the decency not to rub her fricken face in it though.

Gunface01 — November 3, 2008 @ 9:12 pm

Doin’ it wrong. Shoe ON head stupid cat!

dieAntagonista — November 3, 2008 @ 10:55 pm

Cats have a carving for the salt in human sweat, that’s why they do this nasty stuff.

dieAntagonista — November 3, 2008 @ 10:56 pm

craving*

kerbearlax — November 3, 2008 @ 3:39 pm

GOD we have this on DVD. Some dork gave it to us as an Christmas present. I couldn’t get past Chewbacca’s Dad jerking off to the music part.

Special Kail — November 3, 2008 @ 3:57 pm

Jesus, what planet is that ugly shebeast in the first couple of pics from… its horrible.. and why isn’t it in the kitchen?

Flappycunt — November 3, 2008 @ 4:11 pm

Bea Arthur is Hot! the Robot chicken with her masterbaiting is sooo sexy! oh ya!

AlecDalek — November 3, 2008 @ 5:59 pm

The worst is the actually wrote lyrics to the main theme song and had Carrie Fisher sing it.

dieAntagonista — November 3, 2008 @ 6:19 pm

Goodness.

Dreth — November 3, 2008 @ 6:55 pm

I find Bea in the first picture amazingly gorgeous for an older woman. I’m not saying I’d fuck her or anything, just that it’s that classic style of attractiveness I guess.

nyokki — November 3, 2008 @ 11:05 pm

Uh, this is real?

Caio — November 3, 2008 @ 11:29 pm

@nyokki: Yes. Google up Star Wars Christmas special and read a summary. Funniest thing ever.

Maud got an abortion.

vanvelding — November 4, 2008 @ 2:26 am

Epic.

nyokki — November 4, 2008 @ 3:03 am

@Caio: Wow, I couldn’t get through the The Two-Hour Star Wars Holiday Special in only Five Minutes!.

nobody knows — November 2, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

Dude i see something and it’s not just the drugs speaking. looks like a happy face right?

dieAntagonista — November 2, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

If I had fucked up eyes like that, I’d be sad too.

casemods — November 2, 2008 @ 11:07 pm

Kinds looks like a monkey

outofocus — November 2, 2008 @ 11:42 pm

I see curved wiener

doc — November 3, 2008 @ 12:02 am

@outofocus: me too

Puulaahi — November 3, 2008 @ 3:37 am

I just see a box.

awfulintentions — November 3, 2008 @ 5:24 am

An amazon.com box at that.

outofocus — November 3, 2008 @ 5:25 am

@awfulintentions: I just hit “comment” to say EXACTLY that. You rule!

@doc: Somehow, that’s actually reassuring.

LukeV1-5 — October 31, 2008 @ 12:01 pm

What is it meant to be.

natedog — October 31, 2008 @ 12:08 pm

yo, your pumpkin has Down’s Syndrome

mintymadness — October 31, 2008 @ 2:12 pm

Roasted pumpkin seeds are teh SHIT! My wife made some with the guts of our pumpkin. She uses cinamon and sugar and something else to season them.

Awesome.

dieAntagonista — October 31, 2008 @ 2:31 pm

I like it. It looks groovy. And toasted pumpkin seeds ftw.

dogolopee — October 31, 2008 @ 8:39 pm

I either use brown sugar and a bit of cinamon and nutmeg on mine or just season salt. This time I went with salty to off set all sickingly sweet candy in the house.

@natedog: Yup, just like the trick-or-treater I’m I’m keeping in the basement…

Fistanditilus — August 11, 2008 @ 6:45 am

correct translation would be “cafeteria”

Svartmetall — August 11, 2008 @ 9:03 am

I guess we now have LOLympics…

natedog — August 11, 2008 @ 9:29 am

oh my god… lolympics! hahahahahhahaa

storminator — August 11, 2008 @ 11:05 am

@Svartmetall

LMAO

Sticky — August 11, 2008 @ 11:19 am

HAHA OH WOW

reboot — August 11, 2008 @ 1:10 pm

Anyone who is thinking about getting one of those Chinese character tattoos should see.

redxblack — August 11, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

I like failblog.org also

Mithik — August 12, 2008 @ 12:01 pm

HAHAHA!! L2translate… WTBtranslator

lmao lolympics, this post is overflowing with win

LordOpie — July 17, 2008 @ 11:33 pm

Joss is a god and y’all need to watch everything he does.

gravmark — July 18, 2008 @ 12:39 am

word

bluebec — July 18, 2008 @ 1:11 am

This is SO made of the awesome

legba — July 18, 2008 @ 5:50 am

“…the hammer is my penis.”

terwilligher — July 18, 2008 @ 11:10 am

totally agreed, chock full of genius.

the last word of the first episode - GENIUS.

Tinner — July 18, 2008 @ 4:17 pm

Watched the first two episodes and they are both brilliant.
Who knew Doogie could sing?

natedog — June 29, 2008 @ 12:20 am

melikes

nyoki — June 29, 2008 @ 12:41 am

me too…wait…ow…I’m ded

tiki god — June 29, 2008 @ 12:46 am

it’s like a lot of insanity, but then again, there’s static text over it that add calmness. whoa

nonera — June 29, 2008 @ 1:59 am

It reminds me of that Zik Zak comercial in the Max Headroom movie…except my head didn’t explode. Nice Job.

silverflux — June 29, 2008 @ 3:17 am

dude, what is that font?

dogolopee — June 29, 2008 @ 4:03 am

The font is called “Girls are Weird”

I had to rescale and adjust the leading and kerning a bit for the type to look like I wanted.

And oddly enough there are some 360ish images that flash behind the text.

Ando — June 30, 2008 @ 7:53 am

Gets my vote as there’s a pic of me in there!
Bottom row, second from the left. Superman suit.

0dbm — June 14, 2008 @ 7:25 pm

I think I’d like the “sheep love it” more if there was a picture of a cow instead

KingOfAlbanmar — June 26, 2008 @ 12:16 am

3rd place, the luckiest of all

njch412 — June 10, 2008 @ 11:44 am

win

hvymetal86 — June 10, 2008 @ 5:44 pm

That, sir, is a fuckton’s worth of pictures.

reboot — June 10, 2008 @ 6:12 pm

These banners are perfect.

Sarcastastic — June 6, 2008 @ 10:12 pm

Simple, minimalistic, but I like them.