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^srsly! wtf?
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another fucking repost
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^srsly! wtf?
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I am the president of the internets, and I approve of this post.
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I always questioned this as a kid. I’m sure I was even punched in the face for questioning this.
Take away their pads. Or give them sticks and put them on ice in my opinion.
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Just name it “retard rugby” and be done with it.
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This is just how America rolls, you expect us to give up on the term football? We won’t even adopt the metric system… I’m in Iraq right now and all of my fellow colleagues and soldiers refuse to honor a Metre (Meter)or litre. Even though the vehicles we drive are measured in KPH, we remain to recieve citations based on an excess of *MPH’s. God bless America and our strong arm tactics aye.
Is there something wrong with soccer though it’s a really cool name
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SI-metrication-world.png
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indeed…
note:
to the left: Natural athlete with skills and no body armor
to the right: roided up, overpaid, wrapped in protection.
American football is a joke!
Give me Rugby anyday! and the Haka!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk2Cwl_flZc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eGCsEQ15L4
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I’m not gonna bash American football because I know a few players that would bash me for it. All I’ll say is let go of the pause button! Running for 5 seconds and then stopping for 5 minutes gets boring very quick. Saying that, I was born in England where they like CRICKET!
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Cricket scoring, what the fuck, seriously…
75 for 40
897 for 23
13,778 for a shilling
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@Skulltimo: It’s not just the scoring. Just man up and play baseball instead of swinging below your knees.
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I hate to say it, but I sometimes enjoy watching Handegg. It’s so fun to see stupid people run into eachother and not get back up.
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@archimedes34: yes. more of that, and less penis flapping when waiting for a replay.
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@Dublin0:
Those maps do nothing but confirm how retarded this nation is.
Have you noticed how the rest of the world keep kicking our asses in Science, Medicine, Transit systems, automotive production, exports, education, life expectancy, solar energy, wind energy and many many more.
The only thing this country seems to be good at is jailing people and waging war; and that seems to be marginal.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcz_NHAFGS0
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NFL sux the balls
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this is a debate which cannot be won.
@Elepski: apparently you don’t know who Emmitt Smith IS so i’ll just let that one slide…
I also doubt you can even/have even played football (of the American variety). If you have any athletic abilities whatsoever.
Having played football, baseball, basketball, and soccer in my younger years i feel confident in saying each are just as competitive and have their own set of challenges. to say one is better than another is strictly opinion.
rugby or aussie rules football are completely different machines in which the guys are not only athletes but likely certifiable…
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ps handegg made me lawl
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@DisplacedTexan
I figured it would fairly obvious that I do not watch American sports; So I do not care who plays the sports here.
I find the salaries that are paid to the people are outrageous. American sport athletes are nothing more than paid entertainers. And then there is the general asshattery that you find so many of them in.
The players of these other sports do so with much less compensation and much less protection.
and as far as your cheap attempt to call me non-athletic; You don’t even know me. Therefor, your statement is invalid.
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@Elepski
Isnt 50% of being a Sportsperson, being a paid entertainer? I dont give a rats ass how good you are at a sport, if it’s boring as all hell, we all lose.
Curling, although hats off to those champion Curlers… taking nothing away from their ability, its a shit sport to watch as it isnt that entertaning watching 3 butch lesbians polish ice with brooms.
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@Elepski: you’re absolutely right, i shouldn’t have assumed anything about you.
also the highest paid american athletes are golfers, basketball and baseball players. as you know these sports do not include any type of protection.
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@Elepski: Your a waste of space and effort, I was criticizing my own country and it’s stubbornness and your going to attack it further? Bodybuilding, Creative arts, Creating an environment for super-stardom and not catching epidemic flues/diseases are what we are best at, on the side we’ve had a few scientists come out of our 200 year old civilization so fuck you, America rocks, I’m glad your proud of your country but you suck for being a douche plug for men. I’m not completely close minded though here take this organic tea-bag at mid-afternoon www.myconfinedspace.com/?s=teabag
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@DisplacedTexan
with golf, the athlete is not being paid by a team.. they play to get paid usually. if they lose.. they go home empty handed…(this is outside of the pay from sponsors)
as far as the basketball and baseball.. those sport by definition are not really full contact sports as football/rugby is. Surely the occasional hit or elbow to the face happens. Again, the pay that these people receive is beyond what is deserved.
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like i said in my original post on this topic, this debate is endless.
@Elepski: why do you assume that contact denotes which sport is more valuable than another?
it sounds like you have issues with other people being successful. i certainly hope you find success and can appreciate others’ success in life.
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Wow, who new such a heated debate would come from a picture. Let’s settle this over a nice game of handegg.
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@colonel-yum-yum: it’s believable such a post could bring allot of emotion into a conversation, if we were at a pub we’d agree to disagree and buy a round of stouts, If there’s one thing I dislike about America it’s the Ale’s, Beer’s, and Lager’s they are weakened for distribution to America… that really sucks when your Irish or New Zealand buddy’s hear about you taking down a few pints… our Pints are < Their Pints
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@Dublin0
You seem to imply that I hate America; You are wrong. I love America.. so much so that I am willing to point out the flaws. This country has become lazy by comparison. There was a time when we led the world… but since the end of the space race; it all been downhill.
But for whatever reason, allot of American are under this veil of “America is still number one”.
Right now we are in a situation that can allow us to reclaim our ability to support ourself as a nation.
We have the vast size and natural resources to go green and stop importing energy. Keeping that money here.
We have the skilled labor to take our manufacturing back from china. Keeping that money here.
We have the scientists and doctors to develop the next big cure from Stem cells. Holding those patients would be priceless.
We are the only Western industrialize nation with out universal health care at no cost to it’s people. Without a healthy and maintained workforce ; the USA will have a tough time competing.
as far as your examples “Bodybuilding, Creative arts, Creating an environment for super-stardom and not catching epidemic flues/diseases”
Bodybuilding: ?are you fucking serious?
Creative arts: Could you be any more general?
Creating an environment for super-stardom: How is this important?
not catching epidemic flues/diseases: As opposed to who? I don’t seem to remember any pandemics taking out half of Europe in recent memory.
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@colonel-yum-yum: yeah, i kinda think that epilepsy is the only one that’s getting agged on this topic… i donno, i just wanted to have a respectful debate…
anyhow, street rules… tackle in the grass, 2 hand touch in the street, sidewalk is out of bounds… light post to light post. first one to score wins… i call heads on the flip!
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@colonel-yum-yum
Sometimes you have to stir up the bottom to make people realize what they are swimming in.
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@DisplacedTexan: I have no idea what any of that means so I’m just going to smile and nod. *Does just that*
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@Dublin0: WTF did you do???
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FUCK OFF Elepski.
don’t talk shit about the fucking Dallas Cowboys, especially the fucking AWESOME Emmitt Smith.
FaÂggÂot.
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WOW.. What a well thought out and impeccably worded response there Natedog.
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Feet*; ergo, feetball.
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Why is it always the ‘armor’ of American football people obsess about? Does wearing armor make jousting knights less bad-ass than swashbuckling swordsmen? It just means you can hit harder. That’s why American football players get the destroyed joints instead of the broken ribs that rugby players get. I’ll admit that rugby is an incredibly rough game, but if they hit like football players hit, half the team would be on the injured list after the first game.
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this calls for a death match.
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Get one thing straight…American Football is a game about intensity, control, and teamwork. No other sport requires EVERY SINGLE PLAYER to do their job to effectively win games…nuff said. Yes I think SOME get overpaid but understand the level of strength, agility, and quick thinking these guys have to possess to be at that level. If this statement doesn’t make any sense to you then fuck off because you’ve never played higher than highschool level football.
@ WistfulD: word up brotha. NFL hit 10 times harder and are 10 times more violent on the front lines (offensive/defensive linemen).
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@Elepski: i had a long, well thought out response to the wealth of stupidity i found in your post, but i ended it with the word “faÂgÂgÂot”. however, i submitted it without bypassing the word filter, so my original response is lost in the ether.
however, i think that this post conveys much of the meaning i was trying to convey in a tl;dr format.
tl;dr newfags can’t FÂÂAÂGÂÂGÂÂOT
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@sutenvulf: “EVERY SINGLE PLAYER”?
Why do they keep running off the pitch then?
I’m sure you are right, I just never got why you basically have 4 teams, 2 offence & 2 defence.
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@sutenvulf: WTF Soccer requires forwards, defense a goalie… coverage, every single sport except golf, swimming, and tennis requires teamwork control and intensity…
@Everyone: This post is not about Football being better than other Football, it IS about the terminology, which European Football A.K.A. Soccer came along way before American Football, even though American Football is much better and manlier than Soccer in my opinion.
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@Elepski: Your a douche, nobody loves you and you will die alone… also just my opinion likely seconded by everyone reviewing this forum
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@colonel-yum-yum: STFU N00B! Why would you approve this post? Look at all the fighting going on since you approved it. Do you like causing wars? Oh wait you said you are president. You must be BUSH!
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@colonel-yum-yum: and you are no longer president.
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just a friendly reminder that we americans call it football because the ball is ~1ft long… so technically, soccer might well be called kickball if i didn’t already know that there is an elementary school game with the same name…
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This post just proves diabeetus is an asshole.
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@Dublin0: you really have no room to talk you turkey faced liberal ass homo military hatin communist supportin ass raper
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@colonel-yum-yum: Careful commenting to yourself can be a wee bit addictive.
@DisplacedTexan:
Did not know that
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@superfluous: ROFL, now get back to work
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@Dublin0: Thanks for the heads up. @colonel-yum-yum: Cut it out. We are beginning to piss people off.
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i would like to see any of you euro fags put on football equiptment and take a hit and say it didnt hurt
football is great sport
soccer is a shit sport.
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Football, Soccer, Rugby are all great sports. But Hockey is simply the best.
Also this has to be the most retarded argument I have ever seen. Not the first or the last time this retarded argument will be had either.
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@Omit: WTF mate
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@Omit: We COULD copy American football players and take a hit, might be quicker to put on swimming gear and take a hit though. Phelps stylie!
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First of all, the arrow is pointing to his arm. Not his hand. Second, the other arrow is not pointing to an egg, but a pigskin. Therefore the sport should be called armedpigskins.
That is all.
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@Puulaahi
This is MCS…. with out pointless, futile, bias blog debates… there is no MCS.
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I have a lot of respect for NFL players because its such a different sport that truly requires teamwork.
@ Dublin0/colonel-yum-yum: What I meant was I find this to be a very unique sport because if 1 man screws up…the entire team loses. It requires such coordination with a high level of skill that makes it such an awesome sport.
I also just hate the NFL b/c they do nothing but prize the play makers and scorers. NFL Linemen get little recognition and are some of the hardest working athletes in the world.
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@Puulaahi: Hah! Don’t ALL of diabeetus’s posts proved he was an asshole?
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@sutenvulf: If one player screws up it isn’t likely to cost the game it’s just the next sequential down with a loss of yardage, unless that player is the QB and a possible interception occurs. Recognition isn’t decided by the NFL but rather the nature of the beast.
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@Phyreblade: Emmitt Smith runs like a bear… it’s almost like the arrow is pointing to a Man-Bear. So the game should be called “ManBearPigskin”.
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Somebody already said it: American football is just rugby played by bloody cowards wearing body armor. I’d like to see an NFL team play against a 1st or 2nd tier rugby team without their helmets and padded shirts. They’d probably soil themselves at the mere sight of the Samoan team’s pre-game display.
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@Anonymous: Pretty much.
@Silverwolf: You are aware that there are many Pacific Islanders in football as well. Football players are larger and hit differently then Rugby players ergo the padding and helmets. It’s a different game. Rugby you throw the ball backwards and pile on top of each other between every set. Both piss testosterone. Still Hockey is the better.
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INTERNETS IS SRS GODDAMN BIZNUSS PPLZ
Srsly.
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@Anonymous: I like it. ManBearPigskin FTW… Hey… It rhymes…
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Apparently even Europeans don’t know the origin of the names of their own games. >.>
“Football” as they call it is really Association Football. Until AF became more popular, football referred to rugby, and in fact, rugby is STILL called football in most countries other than England (for example, Australia calls it football to this day).
Hence, Americans took up “football”, that is, rugby, and over the years, the rules changed a bit. We didn’t change the name – it’s ALWAYS been football. We didn’t take the name from Association Football, aka soccer. Association Football can be said to have coopted the term football from rugby. 
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I’ve played a bit of everything before :S
and football is one of the most intense sports
(under snowboarding 
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…but you have to admit..
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for such an awesome game, it’s got a crap name
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Ok, after reading all these comments and seeing many good points and bad points and many extremely closed minded, ridiculously stupid, fucking people people…I just have one question…….
WILL IT TAKE OFF!!?!?!
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This is some mighty fine internets
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people call American football boring when in most soccer matches for 89 minutes people kick the ball back and forth to each other. Not to mention fall down and claim to be injured for 20 seconds.
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and I almost forgot how much was david beckhams contract 250mill? when the average american football players gets 2-4mill a year. And our athletes get paid in US Dollars which isnt worth shit.
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Re: the “armor” comments:
Unlike *soccer* players, American footballers are big, nasty and brutish, and in a brawl would devastate any soccer players, with or without pads. Yeah, soccer players get bruised and scraped and bloodied, but football players get concussed and permanently paralyzed and sometimes die. And I wouldn’t want my million dollar quarterback, the guy carrying the team, to get concussed or die. Those pads are a protection on an investment; and if soccer players were as large and rough as football players, they’d wear protective gear too.
American football = all about tactics, time-management, field organization, planning and precision.
Soccer = let’s kick the ball in this general area and hope someone knocks it into the goal.
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@rattybad
Re:armour
But put a rugby player against an “american football” player and let’s see who’s ass is grass. Rugby players are made of bricks and testosterone. Even if they’re women. www.infactah.com/irish_rugby_lady.jpg
@vandal
ALL athletes are grossly overpaid, no matter where they are.
@sutenvulf
Yes. Yes it is.
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holy shit 70 comments!
TAKE IT TO THE FORUMS PPL!!!!
and im sure someone has probably already said this but thats not a hand, thats an elbow!!
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I am unsure how kicking the ball in a general area and hoping it goes in the goal does soccer justice. Soccer requires a lot of training, and endurance. Often times, kicking the ball in the direction of the goal will not win you games. Learn to play noob.
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Football owns SOCCER,end of story.
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weird. its almost like every sport is different. they all take different kind of athletes and different kinds of training. is david beckham played tailback in the NFL, he would get killed, but if adrian peterson played forward for ac milan, he would blow dick. every sport has its merits and flaws. get over it
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YOU are all douches…but specially the Americanos…suckit f*ck*rs!!!!!hahahahaha!
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This thread is balls.
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I am the president of the internets, and I approve of this post.
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I always questioned this as a kid. I’m sure I was even punched in the face for questioning this.
Take away their pads. Or give them sticks and put them on ice in my opinion.
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Just name it “retard rugby” and be done with it.
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This is just how America rolls, you expect us to give up on the term football? We won’t even adopt the metric system… I’m in Iraq right now and all of my fellow colleagues and soldiers refuse to honor a Metre (Meter)or litre. Even though the vehicles we drive are measured in KPH, we remain to recieve citations based on an excess of *MPH’s. God bless America and our strong arm tactics aye.
Is there something wrong with soccer though it’s a really cool name
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SI-metrication-world.pngen.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Countries_adopting_Metric_System_2006.png
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indeed…
note:
to the left: Natural athlete with skills and no body armor
to the right: roided up, overpaid, wrapped in protection.
American football is a joke!
Give me Rugby anyday! and the Haka!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk2Cwl_flZc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eGCsEQ15L4
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I’m not gonna bash American football because I know a few players that would bash me for it. All I’ll say is let go of the pause button! Running for 5 seconds and then stopping for 5 minutes gets boring very quick. Saying that, I was born in England where they like CRICKET!
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Cricket scoring, what the fuck, seriously…
75 for 40
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@Skulltimo: It’s not just the scoring. Just man up and play baseball instead of swinging below your knees.
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I hate to say it, but I sometimes enjoy watching Handegg. It’s so fun to see stupid people run into eachother and not get back up.
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@archimedes34: yes. more of that, and less penis flapping when waiting for a replay.
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@Dublin0:
Those maps do nothing but confirm how retarded this nation is.
Have you noticed how the rest of the world keep kicking our asses in Science, Medicine, Transit systems, automotive production, exports, education, life expectancy, solar energy, wind energy and many many more.
The only thing this country seems to be good at is jailing people and waging war; and that seems to be marginal.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcz_NHAFGS0
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NFL sux the balls
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this is a debate which cannot be won.
@Elepski: apparently you don’t know who Emmitt Smith IS so i’ll just let that one slide…
I also doubt you can even/have even played football (of the American variety). If you have any athletic abilities whatsoever.Having played football, baseball, basketball, and soccer in my younger years i feel confident in saying each are just as competitive and have their own set of challenges. to say one is better than another is strictly opinion.
rugby or aussie rules football are completely different machines in which the guys are not only athletes but likely certifiable…
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ps handegg made me lawl
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@DisplacedTexan
I figured it would fairly obvious that I do not watch American sports; So I do not care who plays the sports here.
I find the salaries that are paid to the people are outrageous. American sport athletes are nothing more than paid entertainers. And then there is the general asshattery that you find so many of them in.
The players of these other sports do so with much less compensation and much less protection.
and as far as your cheap attempt to call me non-athletic; You don’t even know me. Therefor, your statement is invalid.
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@Elepski
Isnt 50% of being a Sportsperson, being a paid entertainer? I dont give a rats ass how good you are at a sport, if it’s boring as all hell, we all lose.Curling, although hats off to those champion Curlers… taking nothing away from their ability, its a shit sport to watch as it isnt that entertaning watching 3 butch lesbians polish ice with brooms.
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@Elepski: you’re absolutely right, i shouldn’t have assumed anything about you.
also the highest paid american athletes are golfers, basketball and baseball players. as you know these sports do not include any type of protection.
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@Elepski: Your a waste of space and effort, I was criticizing my own country and it’s stubbornness and your going to attack it further? Bodybuilding, Creative arts, Creating an environment for super-stardom and not catching epidemic flues/diseases are what we are best at, on the side we’ve had a few scientists come out of our 200 year old civilization so fuck you, America rocks, I’m glad your proud of your country but you suck for being a douche plug for men. I’m not completely close minded though here take this organic tea-bag at mid-afternoon www.myconfinedspace.com/?s=teabag
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@DisplacedTexan
with golf, the athlete is not being paid by a team.. they play to get paid usually. if they lose.. they go home empty handed…(this is outside of the pay from sponsors)
as far as the basketball and baseball.. those sport by definition are not really full contact sports as football/rugby is. Surely the occasional hit or elbow to the face happens. Again, the pay that these people receive is beyond what is deserved.
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like i said in my original post on this topic, this debate is endless.
@Elepski: why do you assume that contact denotes which sport is more valuable than another?
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Wow, who new such a heated debate would come from a picture. Let’s settle this over a nice game of handegg.
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@colonel-yum-yum: it’s believable such a post could bring allot of emotion into a conversation, if we were at a pub we’d agree to disagree and buy a round of stouts, If there’s one thing I dislike about America it’s the Ale’s, Beer’s, and Lager’s they are weakened for distribution to America… that really sucks when your Irish or New Zealand buddy’s hear about you taking down a few pints… our Pints are < Their Pints
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@Dublin0
You seem to imply that I hate America; You are wrong. I love America.. so much so that I am willing to point out the flaws. This country has become lazy by comparison. There was a time when we led the world… but since the end of the space race; it all been downhill.
But for whatever reason, allot of American are under this veil of “America is still number one”.
Right now we are in a situation that can allow us to reclaim our ability to support ourself as a nation.
We have the vast size and natural resources to go green and stop importing energy. Keeping that money here.
We have the skilled labor to take our manufacturing back from china. Keeping that money here.
We have the scientists and doctors to develop the next big cure from Stem cells. Holding those patients would be priceless.
We are the only Western industrialize nation with out universal health care at no cost to it’s people. Without a healthy and maintained workforce ; the USA will have a tough time competing.
as far as your examples “Bodybuilding, Creative arts, Creating an environment for super-stardom and not catching epidemic flues/diseases”
Bodybuilding: ?are you fucking serious?
Creative arts: Could you be any more general?
Creating an environment for super-stardom: How is this important?
not catching epidemic flues/diseases: As opposed to who? I don’t seem to remember any pandemics taking out half of Europe in recent memory.
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@colonel-yum-yum: yeah, i kinda think that epilepsy is the only one that’s getting agged on this topic… i donno, i just wanted to have a respectful debate…
anyhow, street rules… tackle in the grass, 2 hand touch in the street, sidewalk is out of bounds… light post to light post. first one to score wins… i call heads on the flip!
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@colonel-yum-yum
Sometimes you have to stir up the bottom to make people realize what they are swimming in.
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@DisplacedTexan: I have no idea what any of that means so I’m just going to smile and nod. *Does just that*
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@Dublin0: WTF did you do???
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FUCK OFF Elepski.
don’t talk shit about the fucking Dallas Cowboys, especially the fucking AWESOME Emmitt Smith.
FaÂggÂot.
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WOW.. What a well thought out and impeccably worded response there Natedog.
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Feet*; ergo, feetball.
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Why is it always the ‘armor’ of American football people obsess about? Does wearing armor make jousting knights less bad-ass than swashbuckling swordsmen? It just means you can hit harder. That’s why American football players get the destroyed joints instead of the broken ribs that rugby players get. I’ll admit that rugby is an incredibly rough game, but if they hit like football players hit, half the team would be on the injured list after the first game.
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this calls for a death match.
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Get one thing straight…American Football is a game about intensity, control, and teamwork. No other sport requires EVERY SINGLE PLAYER to do their job to effectively win games…nuff said. Yes I think SOME get overpaid but understand the level of strength, agility, and quick thinking these guys have to possess to be at that level. If this statement doesn’t make any sense to you then fuck off because you’ve never played higher than highschool level football.
@ WistfulD: word up brotha. NFL hit 10 times harder and are 10 times more violent on the front lines (offensive/defensive linemen).
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@Elepski: i had a long, well thought out response to the wealth of stupidity i found in your post, but i ended it with the word “faÂgÂgÂot”. however, i submitted it without bypassing the word filter, so my original response is lost in the ether.
however, i think that this post conveys much of the meaning i was trying to convey in a tl;dr format.
tl;dr newfags can’t FÂÂAÂGÂÂGÂÂOT
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@sutenvulf: “EVERY SINGLE PLAYER”?
Why do they keep running off the pitch then?
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@sutenvulf: WTF Soccer requires forwards, defense a goalie… coverage, every single sport except golf, swimming, and tennis requires teamwork control and intensity…
@Everyone: This post is not about Football being better than other Football, it IS about the terminology, which European Football A.K.A. Soccer came along way before American Football, even though American Football is much better and manlier than Soccer in my opinion. -
@Elepski: Your a douche, nobody loves you and you will die alone… also just my opinion likely seconded by everyone reviewing this forum
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@colonel-yum-yum: STFU N00B! Why would you approve this post? Look at all the fighting going on since you approved it. Do you like causing wars? Oh wait you said you are president. You must be BUSH!
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@colonel-yum-yum: and you are no longer president.
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just a friendly reminder that we americans call it football because the ball is ~1ft long… so technically, soccer might well be called kickball if i didn’t already know that there is an elementary school game with the same name…
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This post just proves diabeetus is an asshole.
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@Dublin0: you really have no room to talk you turkey faced liberal ass homo military hatin communist supportin ass raper
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@colonel-yum-yum: Careful commenting to yourself can be a wee bit addictive.
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@Dublin0: Thanks for the heads up. @colonel-yum-yum: Cut it out. We are beginning to piss people off.
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Football, Soccer, Rugby are all great sports. But Hockey is simply the best.
Also this has to be the most retarded argument I have ever seen. Not the first or the last time this retarded argument will be had either.
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@Omit: WTF mate
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@Omit: We COULD copy American football players and take a hit, might be quicker to put on swimming gear and take a hit though. Phelps stylie!
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First of all, the arrow is pointing to his arm. Not his hand. Second, the other arrow is not pointing to an egg, but a pigskin. Therefore the sport should be called armedpigskins.
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This is MCS…. with out pointless, futile, bias blog debates… there is no MCS.
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I have a lot of respect for NFL players because its such a different sport that truly requires teamwork.
@ Dublin0/colonel-yum-yum: What I meant was I find this to be a very unique sport because if 1 man screws up…the entire team loses. It requires such coordination with a high level of skill that makes it such an awesome sport.
I also just hate the NFL b/c they do nothing but prize the play makers and scorers. NFL Linemen get little recognition and are some of the hardest working athletes in the world.
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@Puulaahi: Hah! Don’t ALL of diabeetus’s posts proved he was an asshole?
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@sutenvulf: If one player screws up it isn’t likely to cost the game it’s just the next sequential down with a loss of yardage, unless that player is the QB and a possible interception occurs. Recognition isn’t decided by the NFL but rather the nature of the beast.
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@Phyreblade: Emmitt Smith runs like a bear… it’s almost like the arrow is pointing to a Man-Bear. So the game should be called “ManBearPigskin”.
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Somebody already said it: American football is just rugby played by bloody cowards wearing body armor. I’d like to see an NFL team play against a 1st or 2nd tier rugby team without their helmets and padded shirts. They’d probably soil themselves at the mere sight of the Samoan team’s pre-game display.
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@Anonymous: Pretty much.
@Silverwolf: You are aware that there are many Pacific Islanders in football as well. Football players are larger and hit differently then Rugby players ergo the padding and helmets. It’s a different game. Rugby you throw the ball backwards and pile on top of each other between every set. Both piss testosterone. Still Hockey is the better.
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@Anonymous: I like it. ManBearPigskin FTW… Hey… It rhymes…
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Apparently even Europeans don’t know the origin of the names of their own games. >.>
“Football” as they call it is really Association Football. Until AF became more popular, football referred to rugby, and in fact, rugby is STILL called football in most countries other than England (for example, Australia calls it football to this day).
Hence, Americans took up “football”, that is, rugby, and over the years, the rules changed a bit. We didn’t change the name – it’s ALWAYS been football. We didn’t take the name from Association Football, aka soccer. Association Football can be said to have coopted the term football from rugby.
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I’ve played a bit of everything before :S
and football is one of the most intense sports
(under snowboarding )
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Ok, after reading all these comments and seeing many good points and bad points and many extremely closed minded, ridiculously stupid, fucking people people…I just have one question…….
WILL IT TAKE OFF!!?!?!
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This is some mighty fine internets
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people call American football boring when in most soccer matches for 89 minutes people kick the ball back and forth to each other. Not to mention fall down and claim to be injured for 20 seconds.
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and I almost forgot how much was david beckhams contract 250mill? when the average american football players gets 2-4mill a year. And our athletes get paid in US Dollars which isnt worth shit.
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Re: the “armor” comments:
Unlike *soccer* players, American footballers are big, nasty and brutish, and in a brawl would devastate any soccer players, with or without pads. Yeah, soccer players get bruised and scraped and bloodied, but football players get concussed and permanently paralyzed and sometimes die. And I wouldn’t want my million dollar quarterback, the guy carrying the team, to get concussed or die. Those pads are a protection on an investment; and if soccer players were as large and rough as football players, they’d wear protective gear too.
American football = all about tactics, time-management, field organization, planning and precision.
Soccer = let’s kick the ball in this general area and hope someone knocks it into the goal.
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But put a rugby player against an “american football” player and let’s see who’s ass is grass. Rugby players are made of bricks and testosterone. Even if they’re women. www.infactah.com/irish_rugby_lady.jpg@vandal
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holy shit 70 comments!
TAKE IT TO THE FORUMS PPL!!!!
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I am unsure how kicking the ball in a general area and hoping it goes in the goal does soccer justice. Soccer requires a lot of training, and endurance. Often times, kicking the ball in the direction of the goal will not win you games. Learn to play noob.
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Football owns SOCCER,end of story.
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weird. its almost like every sport is different. they all take different kind of athletes and different kinds of training. is david beckham played tailback in the NFL, he would get killed, but if adrian peterson played forward for ac milan, he would blow dick. every sport has its merits and flaws. get over it
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YOU are all douches…but specially the Americanos…suckit f*ck*rs!!!!!hahahahaha!
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This thread is balls.
Very Windy
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And thus, Nickelodeon’s last good kid’s show, KABLAM!, got its name.
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BOOOM! HEASHOT!!!1one!
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“TELL MY WIFE I LO-”
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lool windy beach is windy
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Kite surfing free style
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@Dublin0: Moar like ‘brella surfing…
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In Russia kite flies you.
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Wait a minute. That’s an umbrella, not a kite. Well shit, now my joke doesn’t work.
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@nyokki: In Soviet Russia, umbrella opens you… Wait… That doesn’t work either… maybe…
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Never try to fool an umbrella. It knows if you’re not Mary Poppins.
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Mary Poppins’ less skilled brother
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“Lou Kang and Mary Poppin’s child found difficulty lerging the fighting style of his father, with the gravity defying skills of his mother.”
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lerging = merging.
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And thus, Nickelodeon’s last good kid’s show, KABLAM!, got its name.
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BOOOM! HEASHOT!!!1one!
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“TELL MY WIFE I LO-”
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lool windy beach is windy
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Kite surfing free style
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@Dublin0: Moar like ‘brella surfing…
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In Russia kite flies you.
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Wait a minute. That’s an umbrella, not a kite. Well shit, now my joke doesn’t work.
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@nyokki: In Soviet Russia, umbrella opens you… Wait… That doesn’t work either… maybe…
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Never try to fool an umbrella. It knows if you’re not Mary Poppins.
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Mary Poppins’ less skilled brother
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“Lou Kang and Mary Poppin’s child found difficulty lerging the fighting style of his father, with the gravity defying skills of his mother.”
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lerging = merging.
Lots of Spiders
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Pretty sure it’s silk worms, not spiders.
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Worms, not spiders.
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Sperm, not ciders.
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I wonder if in the spring a car will crawl out of this…
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@ack: lol!
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@ack: I lol’d.
And a motorbike is more likely.
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Kill it with FIRE!!!!!
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@rompSku: www.gizmag.com/pictures/1835_04.jpg id say this is even more likely ha ha
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@ack: +100 internets for you
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I daresay this is a repost.
www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/05/16/wormy-bike/
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i daresay this is a shoop.
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Shooped
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@Free_Kubit: No spiders, no worms, no shoop. Just me getting over excited about vintage bicycles.
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Pretty sure it’s silk worms, not spiders.
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Worms, not spiders.
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Sperm, not ciders.
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Kill it with FIRE!!!!!
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@rompSku: www.gizmag.com/pictures/1835_04.jpg id say this is even more likely ha ha
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i daresay this is a shoop.
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Shooped
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@Free_Kubit: No spiders, no worms, no shoop. Just me getting over excited about vintage bicycles.
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Snow Roof
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Sucks for them. So much snow on your roof you need to shovel it off. I’d just move.
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Oh my gods no, that is AWESOME!!! I WISH we got that much snow… I would build HELL of snow forts ON MY FUCKING ROOF!! The neighbors would quake in fear of my snowballs! They would rue the mad dash to their cars in the cold grim mornings! pelted incessantly by my spheres of icy doom… boosch.
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@sylvanish:
Untill your roof collapses from the weight of the snow.
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@Kero: More liek the weight of the awesomeness of her snow fort! amirite!?
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@Kero: just what kind of shit cheap ass roof you think i’m rockin here? My roof can withstand the -tested- weight of 20+ people. I’ll put a thick meter of snow up there ‘fore i worry like a kero, er, I mean, like a BITCH, bitch.
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slyvanish tell me when and where, i challenge you to roof fort war!
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Looks like a fantastic MP map… (my friend thinks)
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@sylvanish: Looks like there’s at least two thick meters of snow on those roofs.
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DAMN, this is awesome
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ROFL… Shovelling the rooftops… Classic!!
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In NYC, you’d get rooftops w/ this much snow on them. My brothers did, in fact, build tunnels and snow forts. They even dug a hole once and stuck me in it (I was ~3). My mom found me an hour or so later.
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@nyokki: LOL snow forts FTW!! Here’s to memories of not going to work because the snow was packed higher than all the doors and windows… 
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@Phyreblade: P.S. Quite the conscientious babysitters, your brothers…
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@Dublin0
i concur… SAVAGELY!
but for what game?
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@Phyreblade
you fail. you are talking to yourself. you fail.
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snow sucks!
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@traptin85: Phail Phyreblade is Phail… DAGNABBIT!!
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@Phyreblade: Yeah they’re 10 and 12 years older than me and hated that I tried to follow them wherever they went. I so wanted to be a boy.
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@nyokki: And I don’t blame you. Who *really* wants to play with Barbie and Ken dolls all day? I mean, seriously, imagine how frustrated Ken must be. Has to look at Barbie all day, but can’t get no play cause neither of them even have genitals. Pfft.
Your brothers were just being haters…
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Sucks for them. So much snow on your roof you need to shovel it off. I’d just move.
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Oh my gods no, that is AWESOME!!! I WISH we got that much snow… I would build HELL of snow forts ON MY FUCKING ROOF!! The neighbors would quake in fear of my snowballs! They would rue the mad dash to their cars in the cold grim mornings! pelted incessantly by my spheres of icy doom… boosch.
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@Kero: More liek the weight of the awesomeness of her snow fort! amirite!?
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@Kero: just what kind of shit cheap ass roof you think i’m rockin here? My roof can withstand the -tested- weight of 20+ people. I’ll put a thick meter of snow up there ‘fore i worry like a kero, er, I mean, like a BITCH, bitch.
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slyvanish tell me when and where, i challenge you to roof fort war!
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Looks like a fantastic MP map… (my friend thinks)
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@sylvanish: Looks like there’s at least two thick meters of snow on those roofs.
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DAMN, this is awesome
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ROFL… Shovelling the rooftops… Classic!!
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In NYC, you’d get rooftops w/ this much snow on them. My brothers did, in fact, build tunnels and snow forts. They even dug a hole once and stuck me in it (I was ~3). My mom found me an hour or so later.
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@nyokki: LOL snow forts FTW!! Here’s to memories of not going to work because the snow was packed higher than all the doors and windows…
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@Dublin0
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snow sucks!
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@traptin85: Phail Phyreblade is Phail… DAGNABBIT!!
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@Phyreblade: Yeah they’re 10 and 12 years older than me and hated that I tried to follow them wherever they went. I so wanted to be a boy.
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@nyokki: And I don’t blame you. Who *really* wants to play with Barbie and Ken dolls all day? I mean, seriously, imagine how frustrated Ken must be. Has to look at Barbie all day, but can’t get no play cause neither of them even have genitals. Pfft.
Your brothers were just being haters…
2nd Amendment
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Worst Strawman Argument Ever!
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I guess they didn’t speak back then.
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Multi faceted.
Upgrade and allow guns, if their going to print lies in the press. Because they “can”
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Freedom of Speech/Expression” is more so something to protect the citizens from persecution (legal or not)
Rather than “I CAN SAY FUK U 2 DE PRECIDENT LOL C’MON LETS GO DO EET JOHNNY UTAH”
Yes, two wrongs make one right, especially your argument.
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2 wrongs? what’s wrong with owning a gun? LOL Please explain oh hippie peaceful one.
And my point was abut the bullshit that gets printed in the media daily.
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@SKILLERWHALE: So, according to your argument, guns should be allowed (note: they already are) because you read opinion ed as fact?
Or is it that reality is disjointed from your own fictional world view?
Either/or, I feel pretty confident calling you an idiot.
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@SKILLERWHALE: some says a pen is mightier than a sword, so you need a gun to feel not like a sissy
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“…the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed…”
I don’t get the misinterpretation. It looks like plain fucking English to me.
@fortyseven:
“Freedom of Speech/Expression is more so something to protect the citizens from persecution”
More so than what? Guns? You’re kidding, right? The right to keep and bear arms is ment to protect a citizens life, liberty, and property. Free speech protects your right to bitch about my gun. No matter how wrong you are.
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@ Paul.
Where I live ( NYC) we are “supposed” to be allowed to get a gun permit, but along with L.A. County, everyone here knows don;t bother applying because you get turned down for one reason or another. This is why I posted the way I did fagboy.
@aleph, Tell that to every hillbilly in the U.S. or better yet the people who have had guns save their lives. Hippie. Owning a gun has nothing to do with genitalia at least not in my situation, if you somehow relate it that way you may have something to worry about. In my case I’m good friend, thanks.
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@SKILLERWHALE: ok, ok, thinking about poooooor ‘people who have had guns save their lives’ opened my eyes. those baaaaaad guys threatening their lives… with guns. ooops, escalation.
too much people dies to count the few who survive. you need a different way.
sorry, is a war between bitch’s sons and sons of fear
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@SKILLERWHALE: ok, ok, thinking about poooooor ‘people who have had guns save their lives’ has opened my eyes. those baaaaaad guys threatening their lives… with guns. ooops, escalation.
too much people dies to count the few who survive. you need a different way.
sorry, is a war between sons of a bitch and sons of fear
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Worst Strawman Argument Ever!
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I guess they didn’t speak back then.
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Multi faceted.
Upgrade and allow guns, if their going to print lies in the press. Because they “can”
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Freedom of Speech/Expression” is more so something to protect the citizens from persecution (legal or not)
Rather than “I CAN SAY FUK U 2 DE PRECIDENT LOL C’MON LETS GO DO EET JOHNNY UTAH”
Yes, two wrongs make one right, especially your argument.
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2 wrongs? what’s wrong with owning a gun? LOL Please explain oh hippie peaceful one.
And my point was abut the bullshit that gets printed in the media daily.
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@SKILLERWHALE: So, according to your argument, guns should be allowed (note: they already are) because you read opinion ed as fact?
Or is it that reality is disjointed from your own fictional world view?
Either/or, I feel pretty confident calling you an idiot.
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@SKILLERWHALE: some says a pen is mightier than a sword, so you need a gun to feel not like a sissy
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“…the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed…”
I don’t get the misinterpretation. It looks like plain fucking English to me.
@fortyseven:
“Freedom of Speech/Expression is more so something to protect the citizens from persecution”More so than what? Guns? You’re kidding, right? The right to keep and bear arms is ment to protect a citizens life, liberty, and property. Free speech protects your right to bitch about my gun. No matter how wrong you are.
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@ Paul.
Where I live ( NYC) we are “supposed” to be allowed to get a gun permit, but along with L.A. County, everyone here knows don;t bother applying because you get turned down for one reason or another. This is why I posted the way I did fagboy.
@aleph, Tell that to every hillbilly in the U.S. or better yet the people who have had guns save their lives. Hippie. Owning a gun has nothing to do with genitalia at least not in my situation, if you somehow relate it that way you may have something to worry about. In my case I’m good friend, thanks.
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@SKILLERWHALE: ok, ok, thinking about poooooor ‘people who have had guns save their lives’ opened my eyes. those baaaaaad guys threatening their lives… with guns. ooops, escalation.
too much people dies to count the few who survive. you need a different way.
sorry, is a war between bitch’s sons and sons of fear
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@SKILLERWHALE: ok, ok, thinking about poooooor ‘people who have had guns save their lives’ has opened my eyes. those baaaaaad guys threatening their lives… with guns. ooops, escalation.
too much people dies to count the few who survive. you need a different way.
sorry, is a war between sons of a bitch and sons of fear
Three Seashells
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So that’s what the 3 shells are for…
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It’s about time somebody explained it.
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You too? Damn I thought all this time I had just missed an epic joke.
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I already do the last one with the soap bases on other people’s handswasher.
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Wrong… you use the first one, then you use the second one to see if you need the third one.
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That was bothering me to this day.
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FINALLY, we have an explanation.
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DAMN… finally!
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Glad to see someone did the research.
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I have never seen see shells like this? What is everyone on about? And what if you have diarrhea? Then you just shat all over the place!
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@nyokki: I just remembered that movie, but I don’t remember the part about the seashells :\
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Jesus, I was wondering about this since I was like.. 10? Damn.
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@casemods:
John Spartan: [whispering to Lenina] Look, I don’t know if you guys know it, but uh… you’re out of toilet paper.
Alfredo Garcia: [confused] Did… did you say toilet *paper*?
Lenina Huxley: Um… they used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th…
[Lenina, Alfredo, and Erwin all laugh]
John Spartan: I’m happy that you’re happy, but the place where you’re supposed to have the toilet paper, you’ve got this little shelf with three seashells on it.
Erwin: He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!
[Erwin continues to laugh, then calms down]
Erwin: I can see how that could be confusing.
John Spartan: [to machine on wall after finding out that they no longer use toilet paper] Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.
John Spartan: But there’s just one thing I wanna know…
Lenina Huxley: Hm?
John Spartan: How’s that damn three seashell thing work?
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yeah, years in waiting…
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So that’s what the 3 shells are for…
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It’s about time somebody explained it.
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You too? Damn I thought all this time I had just missed an epic joke.
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I already do the last one with the soap bases on other people’s handswasher.
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Wrong… you use the first one, then you use the second one to see if you need the third one.
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That was bothering me to this day.
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FINALLY, we have an explanation.
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DAMN… finally!
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Glad to see someone did the research.
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I have never seen see shells like this? What is everyone on about? And what if you have diarrhea? Then you just shat all over the place!
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@nyokki: I just remembered that movie, but I don’t remember the part about the seashells :\
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Jesus, I was wondering about this since I was like.. 10? Damn.
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@casemods:
John Spartan: [whispering to Lenina] Look, I don’t know if you guys know it, but uh… you’re out of toilet paper.
Alfredo Garcia: [confused] Did… did you say toilet *paper*?
Lenina Huxley: Um… they used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th…
[Lenina, Alfredo, and Erwin all laugh]
John Spartan: I’m happy that you’re happy, but the place where you’re supposed to have the toilet paper, you’ve got this little shelf with three seashells on it.
Erwin: He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!
[Erwin continues to laugh, then calms down]
Erwin: I can see how that could be confusing.John Spartan: [to machine on wall after finding out that they no longer use toilet paper] Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.
John Spartan: But there’s just one thing I wanna know…
Lenina Huxley: Hm?
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yeah, years in waiting…
Alan Wake
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Coming soon, for over 3 years!
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What is meant to be so great about this game?
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@LukeV1-5:
It wishes to rivals Too Human & Duke Nukem Forever’s Development cycle
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for a game that appears to be about NOTHING it has some great graphics
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Coming soon, for over 3 years!
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What is meant to be so great about this game?
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@LukeV1-5:
It wishes to rivals Too Human & Duke Nukem Forever’s Development cycle
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for a game that appears to be about NOTHING it has some great graphics
How To Watch The Election
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Suck it, beetus!
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recount!!!!!!!
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I don’t really care that much that Obama won but I work around a lot of blacks who are fucking jumping around like monkeys you would see at the zoo. It really makes me wonder how they complain about getting stereotyped. Not to mention I’ll have to deal with “OOOOOO OBAMA WON OOOOOO MCCAIN LOST WHAT NOW!?!?!?!” all day, which pisses me off.
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@Exacerbate: As if it would be any different if McCain won.
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You’ve had your eight years, exacerbate. You wanna talk about stereotypes: George W.hitey Bush.
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Damn, all of you are acting like penetrated vaginas over this…fuck whether or not you’re Republican or Democrat.
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@Exacerbate: It’s exactly what you’d be doing if McCain won, so shut the fuck up loser!
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i figure we are screwed either way…im gonna hang around long enough to see if all this shit will get fixed but if it starts going downhill im out of here
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I’m with goforbroke, I think everyone should start stockpiling arms or move out of the US, just in case shit goes down hill… If he solves it all, fucking beautiful.
If not, I’ll be damned if I’m going to be killed in the ensuing anarchy/ Chinese Invasion.
Sawn-off shotgun for the win.
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Suck it, beetus!
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recount!!!!!!!
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I don’t really care that much that Obama won but I work around a lot of blacks who are fucking jumping around like monkeys you would see at the zoo. It really makes me wonder how they complain about getting stereotyped. Not to mention I’ll have to deal with “OOOOOO OBAMA WON OOOOOO MCCAIN LOST WHAT NOW!?!?!?!” all day, which pisses me off.
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@Exacerbate: As if it would be any different if McCain won.
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You’ve had your eight years, exacerbate. You wanna talk about stereotypes: George W.hitey Bush.
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Damn, all of you are acting like penetrated vaginas over this…fuck whether or not you’re Republican or Democrat.
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@Exacerbate: It’s exactly what you’d be doing if McCain won, so shut the fuck up loser!
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i figure we are screwed either way…im gonna hang around long enough to see if all this shit will get fixed but if it starts going downhill im out of here
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I’m with goforbroke, I think everyone should start stockpiling arms or move out of the US, just in case shit goes down hill… If he solves it all, fucking beautiful.
If not, I’ll be damned if I’m going to be killed in the ensuing anarchy/ Chinese Invasion.
Sawn-off shotgun for the win.
Gay Marriage
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Gay, yes. But interracial? HELLLZZZ NO!!!!
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That said, this picture could benefit from McCain’s lizard tongue.
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In before election hoopla. I want to just vote and be done with it!
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Fun fact: It’s been less than 10 years since Alabama voted down its state constitutional amendment that banned interracial marriage. And the motion to remove it only BARELY passed.
God, I’m glad I got the fuck out of that state when I graduated high school.
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@Puulaahi: can you not early vote in your state? Kansas and I think Mizzou too can already vote- i did it three days ago
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I don’t know if its the soft shading or the slight embrace….but this pic creeps me out a little bit.
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As disturbing as a lemon party.
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Rule 34 can go FUCK itself. the world did not need presidential hopeful slash.
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That is hawt.
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Gay, yes. But interracial? HELLLZZZ NO!!!!
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That said, this picture could benefit from McCain’s lizard tongue.
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In before election hoopla. I want to just vote and be done with it!
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Fun fact: It’s been less than 10 years since Alabama voted down its state constitutional amendment that banned interracial marriage. And the motion to remove it only BARELY passed.
God, I’m glad I got the fuck out of that state when I graduated high school.
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@Puulaahi: can you not early vote in your state? Kansas and I think Mizzou too can already vote- i did it three days ago
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I don’t know if its the soft shading or the slight embrace….but this pic creeps me out a little bit.
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As disturbing as a lemon party.
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Rule 34 can go FUCK itself. the world did not need presidential hopeful slash.
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That is hawt.
Obama Pied Piper
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@diabeetus: At least you changed it up a bit.
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And asshat republicans yelling at asshat democrats in five four three…
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POOOOOOP
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*in deep movie voiceover voice*
McCain went to a prison camp with Vietnamese soldiers who KILLED american troops. When given the chance to leave he chose to stay with his Vietnamese buddies. How much do you really know about John McCain?
Lol this stuf is hilarious
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@thelotuseater725: We have a winner!
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Yeah he looks like he’s enjoyin the hell out of the end of that horn
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From my dump:
Beyond lies, into the realm of pure stupidityBeyond lies, into the realm of pure stupidity
Not so much McCain’s campaign, but those who still believe in him.
Now McCain is suggesting that Obama’s proposed policies, such as raising taxes by 3% on the rich, are socialist.
Not at all like the US Government’s 700 billion bailout of Wall Street fat fucktards, which isn’t socialist in the least, oh no no no  that’s just welfare for the wealthy, which isn’t at all the same thing.
After all, socialism is welfare for the poor.
You see?
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@nyokki: Ahaha. Pretty sweet. I’ve never seen that one.
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@Puulaahi: Did you read the (more info) on that video. The video poster says there’s an email floating around and part of it says:…
According to The Book of Revelations the anti-Christ is: The anti-Christ will Be a man, in his 40′s, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with Persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal….the prophecy says That people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, And when he is in power, will destroy everything.. Do we recognize this description??
Really, revelations mentions Muslims? I think there’s prolly at least a 500 year gap there.
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@nyokki: All the more reason to trust it.
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@casemods: I trusted that the video is real. It’s just when I think I’ve seen the stupidity and gullibility of some people, I am, again, shocked and dismayed that I am still overestimating the intelligence of idiots. How have these people figured out how to breed?
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@nyokki: No I didn’t, but that video made me sick to my stomach earlier. I am not surprised that there’s an email floating around with such BS.
Wouldn’t be surprised if most of the crazies are regular church goers too…Such deeply passionate crazy people that don’t appear to be “Christ Like.”
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All you byaatchen with UIDs less than 1000: You’re a bunch of whiny know-nothing kids, so shaddup and get off the lawn, I just seeded it, you’re gonna leave footprints, ptui.
BTW, casemods, too bad you missed 666. I wonder who that was. 
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Should have been me :\
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So the republicans just called the American public rats.
I think they failed Campaigning.
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@nyokki: Actually, that’s pretty accurate. Except the part about Muslim descent, as Islam had not come about at the time the new testament was written. It does say the antichrist will humbly unite all nations before becoming egomaniacal and demanding worship, at which point SUPERjesus will return to kill him and start the rapture.
First of all, fuck the bible. I have issues with people who put lots of stock in a book that most of them haven’t even read all of. And the ones who have read it all STILL haven’t read it all. It’s been retranslated several times and each time they take shit out that they don’t want people to read.
Secondly, am I the only one who thinks its fucked that its like Jesus started christianity, and millions of people have been butchered in his name, just like Islam. However, it’s the guy that leads to peace all over the world that is supposed to be the bad guy? Maybe Antichrist just means “Opposite Christ” and not “Bad Christ”.
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Does that mean he is bringing socialism to all 57 states of this great nation?
You know, I wouldn’t mind BHO so much if he didn’t sound like a preacher every time he give a speech, just listen to his rhythm, his swiping gaze over the crowd and the way his volume increases during the course of a speech, it’s a classic religious style used during sermons.
Also, I think some knuckleheads are confusing the stupid writings of Nostradamus and the insane visions of John, in The Book of Revelations. Please people, it’s bad enough you actually put any faith into these, but to confuse the two just shows how much of a failure you really are.
So says I, so should say all.
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Warren, are you the Warren of s4.travian.com?
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So Diabetus, was it a black guy that stole your first girlfriend? Or do you just listen to too much conservative radio?
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personally, I’m glad this sh!ts almost over…..the way I see it, we are all screwed either way….seriously, these two where the best we could come up with?
….eh?
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+1 buzz
I agree with you 100%.
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Reagan/Lincoln 08′!
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Malta Soron:
Nope. Don’t know who that is. I’m another Warren. (There are apparently several of us.
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We’r screwed either way, yep. Too many problems to fix, Bush f**ked us over bad. I really dun think I want McCain finishing the job for him though.
@nyokki: Don’t think I want a pres who hasn’t tried pot… I said tried, not does.
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I support obama because he has a more socialist attitude actually.
All the republicans can say is “its greed on wallstreet!”
wallstreet is the product of capitalism and greed is also a product of capitalism. Socialism gives you the beautiful ability to live a pleasant life WITHOUT selling your soul in the process.
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You have point camusapprentice, everyone knew how pleasant life was in the Soviet Union and is in China.
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@KyrusRose: I want a pres that admits if he did, but admits nothing if he didn’t.
@Special Kail: It was the Muslim part that caught my attention. I don’t think I’ll ever understand why some people want to hate, and actively search for reasons to justify their hatred of everyone and everything.
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@gor: the U.S.S.R. and China are/were communist oligarchies. A bit past socialist. Also, making America more socialist is technically a change, just not the change you want.
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Communism =/= Nazis. Do a little research, its not nearly as bad as its made out to be, and socialism isn’t a bad thing, unless you’re making 25 million a year and own 8 houses….. And then you’re making 24 million a year.. oh no………
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I think Gor doesnt have a fucking clue as to what he’s talking about…he’s just spewing the shite he has picked up from the “liberal” (LOL) media.
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what’s wrong with Socialism?
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@diabeetus: At least you changed it up a bit.
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And asshat republicans yelling at asshat democrats in five four three…
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POOOOOOP
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*in deep movie voiceover voice*
McCain went to a prison camp with Vietnamese soldiers who KILLED american troops. When given the chance to leave he chose to stay with his Vietnamese buddies. How much do you really know about John McCain?
Lol this stuf is hilarious
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@thelotuseater725: We have a winner!
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Yeah he looks like he’s enjoyin the hell out of the end of that horn
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From my dump:
Beyond lies, into the realm of pure stupidityBeyond lies, into the realm of pure stupidity
Not so much McCain’s campaign, but those who still believe in him.
Now McCain is suggesting that Obama’s proposed policies, such as raising taxes by 3% on the rich, are socialist.
Not at all like the US Government’s 700 billion bailout of Wall Street fat fucktards, which isn’t socialist in the least, oh no no no  that’s just welfare for the wealthy, which isn’t at all the same thing.
After all, socialism is welfare for the poor.
You see?
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@nyokki: Ahaha. Pretty sweet. I’ve never seen that one.
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@Puulaahi: Did you read the (more info) on that video. The video poster says there’s an email floating around and part of it says:…
According to The Book of Revelations the anti-Christ is: The anti-Christ will Be a man, in his 40′s, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with Persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal….the prophecy says That people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, And when he is in power, will destroy everything.. Do we recognize this description??Really, revelations mentions Muslims? I think there’s prolly at least a 500 year gap there.
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@nyokki: All the more reason to trust it.
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@casemods: I trusted that the video is real. It’s just when I think I’ve seen the stupidity and gullibility of some people, I am, again, shocked and dismayed that I am still overestimating the intelligence of idiots. How have these people figured out how to breed?
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@nyokki: No I didn’t, but that video made me sick to my stomach earlier. I am not surprised that there’s an email floating around with such BS.
Wouldn’t be surprised if most of the crazies are regular church goers too…Such deeply passionate crazy people that don’t appear to be “Christ Like.”
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All you byaatchen with UIDs less than 1000: You’re a bunch of whiny know-nothing kids, so shaddup and get off the lawn, I just seeded it, you’re gonna leave footprints, ptui.
BTW, casemods, too bad you missed 666. I wonder who that was.
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Should have been me :\
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So the republicans just called the American public rats.
I think they failed Campaigning.
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@nyokki: Actually, that’s pretty accurate. Except the part about Muslim descent, as Islam had not come about at the time the new testament was written. It does say the antichrist will humbly unite all nations before becoming egomaniacal and demanding worship, at which point SUPERjesus will return to kill him and start the rapture.
First of all, fuck the bible. I have issues with people who put lots of stock in a book that most of them haven’t even read all of. And the ones who have read it all STILL haven’t read it all. It’s been retranslated several times and each time they take shit out that they don’t want people to read.
Secondly, am I the only one who thinks its fucked that its like Jesus started christianity, and millions of people have been butchered in his name, just like Islam. However, it’s the guy that leads to peace all over the world that is supposed to be the bad guy? Maybe Antichrist just means “Opposite Christ” and not “Bad Christ”.
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Does that mean he is bringing socialism to all 57 states of this great nation?
You know, I wouldn’t mind BHO so much if he didn’t sound like a preacher every time he give a speech, just listen to his rhythm, his swiping gaze over the crowd and the way his volume increases during the course of a speech, it’s a classic religious style used during sermons.
Also, I think some knuckleheads are confusing the stupid writings of Nostradamus and the insane visions of John, in The Book of Revelations. Please people, it’s bad enough you actually put any faith into these, but to confuse the two just shows how much of a failure you really are.
So says I, so should say all.
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Warren, are you the Warren of s4.travian.com?
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So Diabetus, was it a black guy that stole your first girlfriend? Or do you just listen to too much conservative radio?
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personally, I’m glad this sh!ts almost over…..the way I see it, we are all screwed either way….seriously, these two where the best we could come up with?
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Reagan/Lincoln 08′!
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Malta Soron:
Nope. Don’t know who that is. I’m another Warren. (There are apparently several of us.
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We’r screwed either way, yep. Too many problems to fix, Bush f**ked us over bad. I really dun think I want McCain finishing the job for him though.
@nyokki: Don’t think I want a pres who hasn’t tried pot… I said tried, not does.
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I support obama because he has a more socialist attitude actually.
All the republicans can say is “its greed on wallstreet!”
wallstreet is the product of capitalism and greed is also a product of capitalism. Socialism gives you the beautiful ability to live a pleasant life WITHOUT selling your soul in the process.
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You have point camusapprentice, everyone knew how pleasant life was in the Soviet Union and is in China.
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@KyrusRose: I want a pres that admits if he did, but admits nothing if he didn’t.
@Special Kail: It was the Muslim part that caught my attention. I don’t think I’ll ever understand why some people want to hate, and actively search for reasons to justify their hatred of everyone and everything.
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@gor: the U.S.S.R. and China are/were communist oligarchies. A bit past socialist. Also, making America more socialist is technically a change, just not the change you want.
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Communism =/= Nazis. Do a little research, its not nearly as bad as its made out to be, and socialism isn’t a bad thing, unless you’re making 25 million a year and own 8 houses….. And then you’re making 24 million a year.. oh no………
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I think Gor doesnt have a fucking clue as to what he’s talking about…he’s just spewing the shite he has picked up from the “liberal” (LOL) media.
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what’s wrong with Socialism?
Shitty Job
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wtf?
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Repost- his head is around the side- w/ arm all the way in. Good camera angle. FART!
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wtf repost wtf, someone fix this, omg, wtf?!?!?!?!
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Funny, this came just as I was reading an article whose comments mentioned would be another shitty job – the drivers license examiner assigned to test all the really really old people.
Any others come to mind?
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Oh my god. What can it be? We’re all doomed! Who’s flying this thing!?
Oh right, that would be Tiki
Oh shit, the site’s governed by a drunken madman.
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I didn’t mean it like- REPOST MOTHER FUCKERS! i was only trying to inform the masses. Hospital janitor, customs dude(where u goin?) or oh fuck- i just popped a burn on my finger and the puss shot in my eye!!! Thats pretty gross!
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lurk moar faggot
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I’ve never seen this photo in my life until about a week ago. now I’ve seen it once on one site and twice on this one. let’s see how many times it can possibly be reposted. Hopefully with a different heading next time around.
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A mechanic?
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Mike Rowe: bad day at work.
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Joe the Plumber @ work.
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wtf?
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Repost- his head is around the side- w/ arm all the way in. Good camera angle. FART!
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wtf repost wtf, someone fix this, omg, wtf?!?!?!?!
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Funny, this came just as I was reading an article whose comments mentioned would be another shitty job – the drivers license examiner assigned to test all the really really old people.
Any others come to mind?
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Oh my god. What can it be? We’re all doomed! Who’s flying this thing!?
Oh right, that would be Tiki
Oh shit, the site’s governed by a drunken madman.
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I didn’t mean it like- REPOST MOTHER FUCKERS! i was only trying to inform the masses. Hospital janitor, customs dude(where u goin?) or oh fuck- i just popped a burn on my finger and the puss shot in my eye!!! Thats pretty gross!
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lurk moar faggot
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I’ve never seen this photo in my life until about a week ago. now I’ve seen it once on one site and twice on this one. let’s see how many times it can possibly be reposted. Hopefully with a different heading next time around.
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A mechanic?
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Mike Rowe: bad day at work.
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Joe the Plumber @ work.
Monk Computer Users
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First!
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So at this point, we’re just trying to beat that punk ass mother fucker first out of posting first, right?
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I’m one of this monks. I love NFSW posts.
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Read “The Nine Billion Names of God” in relation to this image. Or just Wiki it.
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I’m in ur internets, browsin’ teh Buddahweb…
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They’re looking at buddhist websites because one of their main interests is buddhism
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These are buddhist monks in Thailand. Monks in Thailand are really into their computers.
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First!
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So at this point, we’re just trying to beat that punk ass mother fucker first out of posting first, right?
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I’m one of this monks. I love NFSW posts.
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Read “The Nine Billion Names of God” in relation to this image. Or just Wiki it.
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I’m in ur internets, browsin’ teh Buddahweb…
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They’re looking at buddhist websites because one of their main interests is buddhism
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These are buddhist monks in Thailand. Monks in Thailand are really into their computers.
Three-Way Chess
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i would try this.
it looks sacrilegious, but i would still give it a go
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weird.
we have a four-player chessboard. THAT is pretty fun. i like chess.
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The type of chess is alright, but my favorite type of chess variant is Byzantine chess. It’s played on a circular board and has no pawn promotion.
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where do you plug in the controllers?
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Check
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I love how it counts “1,2,3,4,9,10,11,12.”
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@Flickerdart: yer doin it wrong
there are 3 sides, look at them all
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I just came
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I wonder if alliances are allowed.
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I remember seeing something like this (the three-way version, seriously) about 10 years ago….
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I feel like there is a point in this board (or maybe a couple) that moves would get really confusing, especially for the bishops
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@Magukas77: no, it’s paradox free time travel.
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This is cool…
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i would try this.
it looks sacrilegious, but i would still give it a go
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weird.
we have a four-player chessboard. THAT is pretty fun. i like chess. -
The type of chess is alright, but my favorite type of chess variant is Byzantine chess. It’s played on a circular board and has no pawn promotion.
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where do you plug in the controllers?
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Check
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I love how it counts “1,2,3,4,9,10,11,12.”
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@Flickerdart: yer doin it wrong
there are 3 sides, look at them all
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I just came
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I wonder if alliances are allowed.
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I remember seeing something like this (the three-way version, seriously) about 10 years ago….
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I feel like there is a point in this board (or maybe a couple) that moves would get really confusing, especially for the bishops
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@Magukas77: no, it’s paradox free time travel.
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This is cool…
Out Of Meet
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Really? Ugh.
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Man it is amazing how many conclusions you can come to from one sentence.
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Sounds more like Ebonics than English.
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@deuce: A poor translation of EnGrish. To be Ebonics- its missing the “nigga” at the end of the sentence.
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@FlappyCunt
HAHAAH… “Nigga”… the ebonics period.
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Well the grammar on the sign is a little off, but at least it still comminucates that the staff of this Burger King are all at a meeting and had to close down for the day.
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@Lord Cocksworth: Welcome to the #2 list.. FAIL.
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@Lord Cocksworth: heheh
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Nice grammar.
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Really? Ugh.
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Man it is amazing how many conclusions you can come to from one sentence.
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Sounds more like Ebonics than English.
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@deuce: A poor translation of EnGrish. To be Ebonics- its missing the “nigga” at the end of the sentence.
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@FlappyCunt
HAHAAH… “Nigga”… the ebonics period.
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Well the grammar on the sign is a little off, but at least it still comminucates that the staff of this Burger King are all at a meeting and had to close down for the day.
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@Lord Cocksworth: Welcome to the #2 list.. FAIL.
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@Lord Cocksworth: heheh
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Nice grammar.
Did You Ever Imagine
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Yes, and those lifeless machines are nicer than most people. So all you humans should plug youur selves in to the matrix.
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Would they prefer if it was lively?
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I hate it when my lifeless machine acts up.
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Nope, sorry. I have never imagined anything. I am one of those lifeless machines. Or a Republican.
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I believe the correct term is a “wife”.
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“Its like I always said [bzz!] free will is overrated!”
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I’m fine with interacting with a lifeless machine for most of my life as long as its NOT A FUCKING MAC.
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The sentiment in the image is really stupid. Humans have spent the majority of their lives interacting with lifeless machines since the dawn of mankind. Hate to break it to the idiot who did the image, but machines include tools. The machines are a little more complex these days, which means they can actually simulate something less lifeless. So things are better now than ever before.
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It’s only bad if you pointed and clicked the ‘yes’ or ‘no’ buttons.
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@Brevity Truta:
Wait… Whut?
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Yes, and those lifeless machines are nicer than most people. So all you humans should plug youur selves in to the matrix.
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Would they prefer if it was lively?
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I hate it when my lifeless machine acts up.
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Nope, sorry. I have never imagined anything. I am one of those lifeless machines. Or a Republican.
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I believe the correct term is a “wife”.
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“Its like I always said [bzz!] free will is overrated!”
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I’m fine with interacting with a lifeless machine for most of my life as long as its NOT A FUCKING MAC.
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The sentiment in the image is really stupid. Humans have spent the majority of their lives interacting with lifeless machines since the dawn of mankind. Hate to break it to the idiot who did the image, but machines include tools. The machines are a little more complex these days, which means they can actually simulate something less lifeless. So things are better now than ever before.
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It’s only bad if you pointed and clicked the ‘yes’ or ‘no’ buttons.
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@Brevity Truta:
Wait… Whut?
Technology
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also beats scissors.
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It does actually support mms…after you install an unofficial program
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oh, and theres also programs for video recording
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I think stone is a little older than that.
Can also be a pet or skipped across water without breaking.
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Let’s be honest here, Apple fan bois are to technology what Scientologist’s are to religion.
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It’s harder to turn a stone into a brick.
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windows phone is much better
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@Ponsonby: i lol’d
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@Ponsonby: So all users of technology are just as crazy, annoying, and divorced from reality as Apple fan boys?
Haha, just kidding.
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Blackberry Storm will shit all over iPhone.
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The 4g has all those though…
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also beats scissors.
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It does actually support mms…after you install an unofficial program
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oh, and theres also programs for video recording
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I think stone is a little older than that.
Can also be a pet or skipped across water without breaking.
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Let’s be honest here, Apple fan bois are to technology what Scientologist’s are to religion.
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It’s harder to turn a stone into a brick.
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windows phone is much better
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@Ponsonby: i lol’d
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@Ponsonby: So all users of technology are just as crazy, annoying, and divorced from reality as Apple fan boys?
Haha, just kidding.
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Blackberry Storm will shit all over iPhone.
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The 4g has all those though…
Russian Cop
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“play with yourself while i sing you a song”
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-This guitar sounds like fart.
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I didn’t know you could hit the brown note on a guitar.
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That’s what I’d be doing if I were a cop.
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@titanzero: LOL- hes cuming!
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I will now play song of my people. Bad Boys, Bad Boys, What’cha gonna do..
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10 dollars says they’re both alcoholic wife beaters, because, well, all Russians are. Fuck you Russia. Palin has her wonky eye on you.
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@suicydking: Awesome.
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The guy sitting is a bum, how can he have a wife?
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chicks can be bums too ya know. bum + bum chick = grubby bum children. figure it out.
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blah blah blah street gutter wedding blah blah. forgot that. SORRY, FUCK.
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“play with yourself while i sing you a song”
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-This guitar sounds like fart.
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I didn’t know you could hit the brown note on a guitar.
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That’s what I’d be doing if I were a cop.
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@titanzero: LOL- hes cuming!
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I will now play song of my people. Bad Boys, Bad Boys, What’cha gonna do..
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10 dollars says they’re both alcoholic wife beaters, because, well, all Russians are. Fuck you Russia. Palin has her wonky eye on you.
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@suicydking: Awesome.
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The guy sitting is a bum, how can he have a wife?
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chicks can be bums too ya know. bum + bum chick = grubby bum children. figure it out.
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blah blah blah street gutter wedding blah blah. forgot that. SORRY, FUCK.
Head Tattoo
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Is that to fool predators?
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Fool, Predators see heat.
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Look! It’s Gunface’s Mom!
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so people behind know hes stupid.
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it’s so his lover can stare lovingly into his eyes during buttsecks.
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Am I the only one who thinks it resebeles Joeseph Fritlz?
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I think it looks like that flamer from Mythbusters. Ghey mustache and all.
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7 Responses to Head Tattoo
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Is that to fool predators?
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Fool, Predators see heat.
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Look! It’s Gunface’s Mom!
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so people behind know hes stupid.
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it’s so his lover can stare lovingly into his eyes during buttsecks.
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Am I the only one who thinks it resebeles Joeseph Fritlz?
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I think it looks like that flamer from Mythbusters. Ghey mustache and all.
February 10, 2009 at 9:07 am
Fucking Conan!
What is best in life?
: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
February 10, 2009 at 9:15 am
You must learn its riddle, Conan. You must learn its discipline. For no one – no one in this world can you trust. Not politicians, not journalists, not voters.
THIS you can trust.
February 10, 2009 at 9:27 am
repost
February 10, 2009 at 9:41 am
CROM UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
February 10, 2009 at 9:47 am
I maded a lol wif it. kthxbai.
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3378791
February 10, 2009 at 9:50 am
@artation
Almost my friend, almost…
February 10, 2009 at 9:56 am
Listen to me now and hear me later puny humans.
February 10, 2009 at 9:57 am
@artation: your lolcat grammar is fucking weak
February 10, 2009 at 9:59 am
BY THE POWER OF GREY SKULL!
February 10, 2009 at 11:05 am
GODDOMOT!!!
Greyskull is ONE FUCKING WORD.
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
February 10, 2009 at 12:32 pm
he’s slashing the budget…
February 10, 2009 at 1:20 pm
“IT’S NAHT AH TUMAH!”… oh… rong movie… nvm…
February 10, 2009 at 1:52 pm
I can’t believe this guy is our govener. Gray Davis got his shit handed to him after he put us in something like $4.5 billion in debt. Arnold takes office and drives that number up to $46 billion yet he still holds office. Explain this to me. Please!
SIde note:
That sword looks tiny in that guys hand. Maybe he should go backc to action flix’s and leave politics to people that know what they are doing.
February 10, 2009 at 2:22 pm
I can’t believe you can’t spell………looks like you are just another failure of California’s Bi-Lingual education system that was implemented before the Arnie.
S-O-C-K-S = Eso Si Que Es.
February 10, 2009 at 2:30 pm
@flood123: I think sometimes it’s difficult to correct the mistakes of the prior administration but even still, Arnold has done us NO favors. He’s the reason the Worker’s Comp system no longer takes care of California’s workers. Fucking jerk.
February 10, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Funny, Liberal Headquarters California votes for “conservative”
Arnold to replace a failed Liberal and then bitch about how his implementation of liberal policies (the dude is BARELY a republican) has financially destroyed their economy. HAHAHAHAH!!
You damn well know this guy is center left, so don’t try to blame the R-by his name for his failure to please everyone with foolish ideas.
I have my doubts that ANYONE in politics knows what they’re doing, other than those (on both sides of the fence) who are in it for the money.
February 10, 2009 at 2:50 pm
@flood123: As I am not in California, and have never been, and I have no Idea whether or not Arnie is doing a good job (or not), but the size of his hands can’t have that much to do what he knows, can it?
February 10, 2009 at 3:01 pm
“Okay, I’m ready to make those budget cuts. Send in the first budget.”
February 10, 2009 at 3:54 pm
I approve this post!
February 10, 2009 at 4:34 pm
YOU’RE JUST LIKE THE OTHERS!
February 10, 2009 at 4:44 pm
@Asinine: LOL.. She promised she wouldn’t laugh… That’s what happens man, that’s what happens…
February 10, 2009 at 5:55 pm
@asdf: LOL YES!
February 10, 2009 at 7:11 pm
So who’s for passing the 61st ammendment? Arnie for 2016?
February 10, 2009 at 7:15 pm
@FullofStars: If he runs he is running as Conan the Governator.
February 11, 2009 at 5:25 am
Tax cuts?