In before Mac hate.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — July 10, 2008 @ 1:50 am

I hate macs. It barely ever rains here I like to enjoy it when it does. Besides they are clunky.

Comment by Caio — July 10, 2008 @ 4:13 am

What do you mean by clunky? What are you comparing macs to? It can’t possibly be windows machines. :p

Comment by outofocus — July 10, 2008 @ 5:38 am

WINDOWS MACHINES ARENT CLUNKY THEYRE BIG BONED RAWRAWRAWR MACS ARE FOR STUPID HELL0 KITTY GHEY ARTISTS WITH NO MONEY AND NO GIRLFREINDS LOLOLOL

WHATS THAT? A VALID ARGUMENT?

NO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Comment by Pants — July 10, 2008 @ 5:56 am

Try building a kickass Mac using cheap awesome Mac parts from newegg. Then you’ll see.

Oh wait…

Comment by LukeV1-5 — July 10, 2008 @ 8:33 am

the awesomeness is shat on by the terribleness that is macs… so sad… Windows or linux… so much better…

Comment by hvymetal86 — July 10, 2008 @ 9:20 am

Why does anyone even care? There just fucking computers. Its a shit load of plastic and metal(sometimes glass), thrown together into a device and then customized to meet the standards of each company. For all you idiots, Mac OS X is Vista now. It was sold to them and then they tweeked it to make it there own. I dont really care about it, both windows and Mac os’ are fine with me.

Comment by Tardex — July 10, 2008 @ 10:26 am

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Comment by teezy weezy — July 10, 2008 @ 11:18 am

Tardex, you’re a ‘tard.

OSX was out years before Vista. Apple didn’t buy Vista then tweek it.

Comment by Ben1605 — July 10, 2008 @ 11:51 am

@Tardex; This is the first I’ve heard that OSX was purchased by Microsoft and tweaked into Vista.
It’s plausible: Gates sunk a LOT of money into Apple, but I’d like to know your sources before I buy into it.

Comment by jediadept — July 10, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

gates own 10% of Apple

Comment by MonkeyHitman — July 10, 2008 @ 3:55 pm

“Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, does whatever a Spider-Pig does.”

Comment by reptilecobra13 — July 10, 2008 @ 6:52 pm

@teezy weezy:

How can you call people losers when you type like that? I will, however, accept being called a loser simply because I could read it.

Personally, not a mac fan, I have no reasons. If it came down to it I would just use linux.

Comment by mystic — July 10, 2008 @ 7:02 pm

The idea that Vista is built on Mac is retarded. I can definitely see some of the components being pulled over, but the architecture as a whole is different. Mac is still basically a super customized unix platform isn’t it?

Comment by RSIxidor — July 10, 2008 @ 9:52 pm

Mac OS is designed for morons that don’t want/can’t handle the ability to tweak. Its dumbed down kiddy computer. Just fine for its market, but for 15 years i’ve been learning the ins and outs of windows. Its incredibly flexible and powerful when you have half a brain. I also prefer building pc’s from scratch, modifying, upgrading. Component swaps and hardware flexibility is immense with PC. Mac is just a fisher price version of a real computer.

Comment by MrDooves — July 11, 2008 @ 3:56 pm

@ jediadept

Well I may still be wrong, but one of my friends was a programmer for vista and they said that. I believe them to be reliable but you never really know. To everyone else who disagreed. I use ‘tweek’ freely. Its the same basic system just changed to look different and Im only talking about the newest OSX.

Comment by Tardex — July 11, 2008 @ 11:35 pm

LOL!

These things are so funny when you don’t expect them.

Comment by gor — July 5, 2008 @ 10:23 pm

who goes to a dinner as a theme of hell…. ? whos the sick twisted restaurant owner

Comment by MonkeyHitman — July 6, 2008 @ 12:11 am

I’d go there.

Comment by awfulintentions — July 6, 2008 @ 10:09 am

Leonidas never gets old

Comment by natedog — July 6, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

Yep. Corporations are all evil alright.

Quoting Painiac from the McNeoCons post:

“God damn psuedo-intellectual hippie bullshit.”

Comment by Exacerbate — July 5, 2008 @ 11:07 pm

this looks like American Government hehehe

Comment by MonkeyHitman — July 6, 2008 @ 12:01 am

people should get paid to be high

Comment by Dyna-Mole — July 6, 2008 @ 12:18 am

reminds me of the IWW capitalism pyramid
http://flag.blackened.net/libe.....yramid.gif

Comment by redxblack — July 6, 2008 @ 2:58 pm

good keep those foreigners the hell out

Comment by ManTheHarpoons — July 9, 2008 @ 1:23 pm

Not at all mate, still very potent images. Hope his brother rests in peace.

Comment by Halfmad — July 3, 2008 @ 5:33 pm

I don’t even know the kid, but my eyes are moist already.

Comment by Gunface01 — July 3, 2008 @ 5:49 pm

Oh c’mon, he was asking for it.

*user was banned because of this post*

Comment by Dreth — July 3, 2008 @ 5:51 pm

OBAMA BACKS OFF TIMELINE FOR IRAQ WITHDRAWAL…

Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) on Thursday backed off his firm promise to withdraw combat forces from Iraq immediately, and instead said he could “refine” his plan after his trip to Baghdad later this month.

Earlier, a top Obama adviser had said that the senator is not “wedded” to a specific timeline.

http://www.politico.com/news/s.....11517.html

It’s your choice. 100 years of war in Iraq with Juan McWar or Barry Hussein Obama.

Ron Paul 2012.

Comment by diabeetus — July 3, 2008 @ 5:53 pm

you best be trollin’, diabeetus.

I usually need more of a backstory for things to bring a tear to my eye, but this is damn moving nonetheless.

Comment by ohmybob — July 3, 2008 @ 6:16 pm

???

To me, all this article proves is that Obama came to his senses and realized that an “immediate withdrawal” is not only ill advised, but highly unfeasible.

And yeah, it sucks that Steve’s brother died in Iraq. I feel bad for his family having to go through that pain, but don’t post stuff like this to exploit the guy’s death to support your stupid ass candidate.

Diabeetus, if I knew you in real life, I’d fucking kick your teeth in.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — July 3, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

Unless you are, indeed, trolling…

In which case I’d still want to at least yell at your parents for putting your head in a vice grip when you were a kid.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — July 3, 2008 @ 6:18 pm

Diabeetus, if I knew you in real life, I’d fucking kick your teeth in.

INTERNET TUFF GUY

Comment by diabeetus — July 3, 2008 @ 6:29 pm

Even if that were true, it still has nothing to do with you completely taking something Obama said out of context and, like I said, exploiting a sad event for your own purposes.

Crap, I don’t even like Obama and I’m typing this.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — July 3, 2008 @ 6:38 pm

Crap, I don’t even like Obama and I’m typing this.

You know you keep a little miniature shrine of Obama in your closet.

You’re in a deep river called De-Nile

Comment by diabeetus — July 3, 2008 @ 6:55 pm

“but don’t post stuff like this to exploit the guy’s death to support your stupid ass candidate.”

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. This is horribly sad and it must’ve been terrible for that kid.

As for Obama

Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t Obama want to go into Darfur after we get out of Iraq? Another war we shouldn’t be involved with?

Comment by Exacerbate — July 3, 2008 @ 7:07 pm

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. This is horribly sad and it must’ve been terrible for that kid.

I was thinking the same thing how Cindy Sheehan and the marxist far-left exploited the death of a soldier to trash America and support the terrorists. (e.g. calling terrorists “freedom fighters”)

Comment by diabeetus — July 3, 2008 @ 7:34 pm

Two pics that show a very personal side to those numbers that we see in the news. I have my opinions about the Iraq invasion, but posting them seems somehow inappropriate after such pictures.

Comment by cpnichol — July 3, 2008 @ 7:42 pm

I have been checking this blog for some time now and never felt compelled to respond to a post until now. This is awful. The unfortunate part is that this is one of thousands of stories just like it. Sure it is tasteless to use this or any story ike it to further your own political agenda. That isn’t really something I care to debate at this time. I think debating that on this perticular thread is in bad taste. Threatening violence on such a post however is equalling in bad taste. Lets just take this time to remember a fallen countrymen.
Steve ,… I hope your brother rests in peace my friend. My thoughts are to you and your family. I will forever be greatful to your brother for serving his country and doing a job most of us are not brave enough to do. It saddens me to no end to see things like this happen.

Comment by flood123 — July 3, 2008 @ 8:06 pm

I have been checking this blog for some time now and never felt compelled to respond to a post until now. This is awful.

Welcome to MCS! :3

Comment by diabeetus — July 3, 2008 @ 8:29 pm

So, since Cindy Sheehan did it for her left wing ideals, then that makes it okay for you to do for your own?

And, in a way, I can understand why Cindy has done all the things she has. Her son was killed in combat, and I can’t blame anybody for hating the thing that has taken their son.

And what would you know about war, Diabeetus? You comfortably sit at home, get on the Internet, and spout your ideals because of people like Steve’s brother, who at least actually tried to make something of himself by. What have you done with your life, besides get on the Internet daily and type things like, “LOL@TOMCRUISESCIENTOLOGY?” You’re way off base to even mention people like Steve’s brother and what their families have been through because you don’t have the slightest clue what they’ve been through.

And yes, maybe I was a bit violent in my initial reaction. If you don’t like it, that’s your problem. I’m a veteran of the war in Iraq, and I’ve lost some good friends over there. When people like Diabeetus take the sacrifice service members have made and twist it to their own means, I feel that I have every right in the world to be angered by it.

Like Reboot pointed out in the other thread, anyway–your whole point is flawed because Obama only said he’s open to the idea of having a more flexible plan of withdrawal.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — July 3, 2008 @ 10:09 pm

OH U GAIZ

Comment by TheMustardMan — July 3, 2008 @ 11:18 pm

Pictures like these always touch me and invoke a strong emotional response. These pictures are no exception. The sacrifice and commitment that Steve’s brother and his family have made to help keep our country safe is acknowledged by every member of my family. To Steve, his brother and his family….Thank you! We are all indebted to you.

Comment by ThePointOfKnowReturn — July 4, 2008 @ 2:51 am

The one thing I am wondering, is did Steve’s brother’s friend take the picture of Steve’s funeral?
If it was that’s a bit disrespectful.

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — July 4, 2008 @ 4:24 am

Successful troll is successful.

Comment by Ando — July 4, 2008 @ 4:28 am

The American Troops are fighting a bullshit cause the war on terror…when the terror is in the united states…it was all set up and your people that you love and care for are giving up there lifes to destroy the middle east so the rest of the world can take control of the oit to have a bigger cash income and to pay the federal reserve system back for all the money they are handing out…The US Goverment Pays For More Then Just Sending Our Troops There The Federal Resever System Just Loans The Money To The World To Get A Set Tax Back From The Money They Just Printed…Stop Killing Your Own…Why Do You Think Its Illegal to go AWALL..Because thos know the truth…Dont Loose Anymore Of Your Loved Ones For The terrorist that sending them out there BUSH….ITS AN INSIDE JOB…HE TOOK DOWN THE TOWERS BY CRONTROLLED DEMOLITION…SAVE THIS WORLD…

Comment by ixiunidotixi — July 4, 2008 @ 12:14 pm

ixiunidotixi,

I would like to kiss you on the mouth.

You write poetry that quakes my loins and percolates my senses.

You are why men have nipples.

I dig the keen way you ignore anything resembling grammar in favour of attempting to convey the seriousness of your posts.

Will you be my…be my little baby?

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 4, 2008 @ 1:55 pm

ixiunidotixi,

The American Troops are fighting a bullshit cause the war on terror…blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…….

Comment by ThePointOfKnowReturn — July 4, 2008 @ 2:08 pm

honestly i dont care for what you have to say im just staten something people should take a look into if your not intrested then leave it be…otherwise talk all the shit you want i hope it brings a smile to your sad miserable lives

Comment by ixiunidotixi — July 4, 2008 @ 2:21 pm

@ixiunidotixi

I promise I will devote the rest of my days to tracking town whoever stole all the punctuation from your post until it is returned to you.

Comment by chris_hates_freedom — July 4, 2008 @ 2:22 pm

“ITS AN INSIDE JOB…HE TOOK DOWN THE TOWERS BY CRONTROLLED DEMOLITION…SAVE THIS WORLD…”

Hahahahahahah, that’s hilarious. But also, at the same time, makes me incredibly angry that people could possibly be this stupid. Who would have thought Bush would destroy the twin towers killing thousands for no reason so he could go into Iraq even though Iraq wasn’t a direct result of 9/11. I mean, it’s a genius plan really.

Idiot.

Comment by Exacerbate — July 4, 2008 @ 2:46 pm

im not writen a formal letter so i could give 2 shits…cry me a river..its all history repeating itself…why dont you come out the closet and check it out…

Comment by ixiunidotixi — July 4, 2008 @ 3:42 pm

lol

When was the last time you made any sense?

You’re an idiot. Even chris_hates_boobies can see that.

You need to get out of whatever little bubble you’re in and see the real world. Nothing good comes from being a douchebag alarmist. You’re the new hippies FYI. Nobody likes hippiegays.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 4, 2008 @ 3:46 pm

Who the fuck is Steve.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — July 4, 2008 @ 3:47 pm

btw: Shouldn’t this be called Steve’s dead brother?

*silence*

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 4, 2008 @ 3:48 pm

lololol look at Steve cry… he’ll forget all about it when he plays on his Wii again!

Comment by foxcek — July 4, 2008 @ 4:53 pm

Debating politics with Diabeetus and Magnus and some newfag with a sub-Colbert old joke for a screenname is probably the low point of your intellectual life.

Comment by Caio — July 4, 2008 @ 7:46 pm

Also, that kid’s face is hilarious.I ruse every time.

Comment by Caio — July 4, 2008 @ 7:52 pm

I guess I’ll put my two cents in. September 17th, also my birthday, there was a battle, the battle of Antietam, the bloodiest battle of American history. Blah blah blah a few paragraphs later. I believe a feww 10-100 thousand people died in the civil war. Now I may sound cruel when I say this, but get over the deaths, this waar is nothing compared to other wars, we elected bush he sent a f**k load of troops to Iraq so we can play hide and go seek with the terrorists. I love my country and all, but this is a little much.

Comment by michaelv13 — July 5, 2008 @ 2:13 am

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

steve’s tax dollars financed his bro’s death

/irony

Comment by natedog — July 5, 2008 @ 3:39 am

C’mon people show a little respect and a little class here…my condolences go out to this young man and his family. RIP soldier.

Comment by jose_lucca — July 5, 2008 @ 11:36 am

sooo anyone else thinking what im thinking? that steve kids parents are prolly all like man i wish that steve kid died instead of his brother jake, good old perfect jake

Comment by sansbutt — July 5, 2008 @ 2:37 pm

@ ixiunidotixi

Speaking privileges revoked. Please re-apply when you have recovered your common sense.

Comment by Jagermeister — July 6, 2008 @ 8:58 pm

That is what happens when you start a war with no reason in the other side of the world… what a pity.

Comment by infinityl — July 6, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

I agree with michaelv13

Comment by foxcek — July 7, 2008 @ 10:59 am

“Sure it is tasteless to use this or any story like it to further your own political agenda.”

Seems to me it’s more tasteless to CAUSE such deaths to further a political agenda.

Comment by PaulCilwa — July 8, 2008 @ 5:08 pm

“….ITS AN INSIDE JOB…HE TOOK DOWN THE TOWERS BY CRONTROLLED DEMOLITION…SAVE THIS WORLD…”

do you fully realize how stupid you sounded just then?

Bush is an oil man, we all knew that, and ya he wants his money but to say that was an inside job is just nuts. It was conveniant for him, sure, but getting oil from the middle east wouldn’t be such a big deal if we could drill in anwar and the coast of florida. That can’t happen though because the liberal environmentalist bastards won’t let us. China has the rights to drill 50 miles off of the coast of florida, which means they can also drill under it because of diagonal drilling methods but we can’t. Also you can blame Bush all you want to but we wouldn’t have gone to war without the Left voting on it. It’s just as much the Left’s fault as it is the Right’s.

And while we’re ragging on authority figures, Barrack Hussein Obama is a socialist bastard and a fake.

Comment by I am Nate — July 10, 2008 @ 2:36 pm

“Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?

Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him even closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history? At the MERE…PUSH…of a SINGLE…BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The jolly CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?”

Comment by Senshi — June 27, 2008 @ 8:41 am

See.. I never got the movie… I thought it was ultimately pointless…

Just like Bridge to Taribithia… sure the book might be awesome, but the movie was… pretty much worthless

Comment by TaiyedMan — June 13, 2008 @ 1:44 am

I thought the film was crap…didn’t know what all the fuss was about…if you want a mind fuck film watch eraserhead.

Comment by robustion — June 13, 2008 @ 1:58 am

Awesome movie.

You do have to be the right kind of person to appreciate it though.

If you like a movie that challenges you to think and figure it out (i.e. your brain doesn’t have training wheels) - you will love the film and watch it a few times to figure it out.

If you thought Transformers was brilliant (i.e. you have a slack jaw and a few brother-fathers in your family “tree”) - you will hate the film. And probably post just that on this site.

Comment by ack — June 13, 2008 @ 2:15 am

What if there’s nothing to “get” and you pseudo-intellectuals are just misinterpreting it?

You make it sound as if only people with brains will appreciate this. What if people with brains see it for what it really is and not what some ass-backward critic sees?

Comment by Dreth — June 13, 2008 @ 2:31 am

Shut up Dreth.

There are many ways this movie could be interpreted. Even the director stated that his goal was to make it so there wasn’t only one true meaning of the film, but so that people were forced to guess and perceive it the way that made sense to them.

The movie truly is amazing, and definitely makes you think. Most people don’t realize that this movie is about time travel, and not just about a dead guy in a rabbit suit.

Comment by pedantic — June 13, 2008 @ 3:34 am

I got this movie. I didn’t like it. It’s just another predestination paradox film. sure it has some faux-philosophical elements to it, but ultimately, I found it to, as they say, suck balls.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — June 13, 2008 @ 6:38 am

Seen this over thirty times, I never ever tire of it. Greatest film ever.

Comment by Ben1605 — June 13, 2008 @ 8:16 am

agree with Dreth and LukeV1-5. I “get” the movie, it just sucks. I almost didn’t finish it, some of the dialog is so painfully terrible. All of the non-time travel/alternate-reality plots points are ridiculous and targeted for a 13-year old: “OMG he’s in a perfect family but he still isn’t happy, that’s just like me and all my emo friends.” “OMG, Patrick Swayze was a perv all along. That completely justifies Donnie’s half-ass rebellion.”
Most David Lynch movies are way more of a “mindfuck”, but actually well written.

Comment by reboot — June 13, 2008 @ 9:49 am

Ya mindfuck? No. It’s pretty simplistic. Its good but come on. I swear most people see maybe 4 movies from before 1995 and then just judge the medium based on what was made after that date.

If it had been made by a 14 year old it could be called an achievement but it wasn’t. It was made by a grown man is a pissy attitude who has succeeded in flushing his own career afterward. Drew Barrymore got this made because the ideas blew her mind.

You could blow her mind by spinning a bag of marbles in front of her face.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 13, 2008 @ 10:05 am

i’ve seen this movie like eighteen times and i get it but it’s still stupid. i like the soundtrack and i fast forward through all the time-travel schlock.

Comment by silverflux — June 13, 2008 @ 11:52 am

One of the reasons this movie bothers me is because of fans like Ack who say say stupid stuff like:

“If you like a movie that challenges you to think and figure it out (i.e. your brain doesn’t have training wheels) - you will love the film and watch it a few times to figure it out.”

Yeah, that’s exactly it. Only freethinking intellectuals who live outside the box will be able to enjoy this movie. If you don’t like it, you clearly aren’t thinking properly and are most likely functionally retarded.

If you want a good time travel movie, stick with Doc Brown and the DeLorean. If you feel like joining a crowd of pompous, pseudo-intellectual asses who smugly look down on the rest of society for failing to understand the deep, subtle nuances in movies like this and songs by Coldplay, then go ahead and set up a date with Ack.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — June 13, 2008 @ 1:12 pm

I liked the movie, a lot. It was… different. Deep? Not on your life. It asks you to draw your own conclusions, and for some people the conclusion is. “I want my two hours back”, heh. And that’s understandable. The real marvel of this movie is not how deep and intellectual it was(because it wasn’t), but how the director/writer managed to give us two-thirds of a movie and leave half of the audience thinking, “Wow! That was so deep!” Hahah.

Comment by NixOlympica — June 13, 2008 @ 7:54 pm

you want mindfunk. watch momento.

Comment by GorillaMunch — June 15, 2008 @ 11:01 pm

Memento

And if you want a mindfuck watch Gozu or Le Procès.

Memento is pretty reliant on a driving narrative device. Different than a content driven twist like DD. Neither is better or worse.

The true test is would this movie be as good without the content twist and judging by the mass reaction to the directors cut the answer is no.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 15, 2008 @ 11:15 pm

Frailty was a good mindfuck movie

Comment by natedog — June 16, 2008 @ 9:03 am

O.O

THE BUBBLES!

Comment by numb7rs — June 9, 2008 @ 1:43 pm

Looks like Alan Moore.

Comment by brass — June 9, 2008 @ 1:54 pm

He puts on his robe and wizard hat…

Comment by suicydking — June 9, 2008 @ 3:55 pm

I’m not sure I’d hire him as MY sorcerer. I mean, he looks pretty shocked that he finally got magic missile working.

Comment by TrayShadix — June 9, 2008 @ 7:50 pm

My god, prize goes to suicydking!

Comment by Sarcastastic — June 9, 2008 @ 8:29 pm

RASENGAN!!!!!

Comment by Phyreblade — June 10, 2008 @ 12:55 am

“I can has bubbles nao?”

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — June 10, 2008 @ 3:35 am

I summon Cock of the Infinite…

Comment by Camiam321 — June 11, 2008 @ 9:38 am

you know, i read that kids are so innocent that all they can possibly see here are the dolphins, so i asked my 4-year-old son what he saw, but he didn’t say dolphins…

Comment by vutterfly — May 30, 2008 @ 3:38 am

It took me a while to even see the dolphins…but prawn bottle doesn’t sound as classy.

Comment by TrayShadix — May 30, 2008 @ 3:53 am

Wow. After a couple of seconds, I saw the dolphins and shat bricks.

Comment by yawn — May 30, 2008 @ 4:15 am

IT’S THE NIPPALS

Comment by natedog — May 30, 2008 @ 4:40 am

I still can’t see dolphins!

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — May 30, 2008 @ 8:02 am

Dolphins???? Come on, if there are boobs there’s no way I can see anything else

Comment by DasMaus — May 30, 2008 @ 8:51 am

I really cannot see dolphins, are they even there?

Comment by bright green — May 30, 2008 @ 10:58 am

The dolphins are actually there, strategically placed. Look at the darkened parts to see them.

Comment by Sticky — May 30, 2008 @ 11:14 am

Oh yeah, the shadows are dolphins… but I was starin’ at tits and bush for 5 minutes before I finally noticed the dolphins.

Comment by chillin789 — May 30, 2008 @ 11:15 am

If ya flip the pic 180 deg it’s easier to see the dolphins.

Comment by nyoki — May 30, 2008 @ 11:50 am

Is it just me, or are the shadows way off?

Comment by mechaxl — May 30, 2008 @ 12:49 am

Yeah, but I’m not taking it up with that angel. It looks like he could FUCK YOU UP!

Comment by phatstack — May 30, 2008 @ 12:53 am

messenger of god is watching you masturbate.

Comment by dookie_booty — May 30, 2008 @ 1:39 am

i dont see god’s protection like that

it’s more like a bubble around my shit that only lets bad events come through if they’re important

i know that sounds stupid so i wont expound upon such christfag fuckery any further at this time, tyvm

in b4 that whole ‘god works in mysterious ways’ bullshit

Comment by natedog — May 30, 2008 @ 2:12 am

I always pictured the idea of a guardian angel as sweet and honest…not…batshit scary and on steroids. Where the hell is his shield? All he’s got is a lance, there. Offensive Angel? Sweet….

Comment by TrayShadix — May 30, 2008 @ 3:56 am

My guardian angel is a tiny flying Pikachu-like creature wearing a white hood and shoots lightning bolts out of his eyeballs. I think he’s pretty effective, because I’ve never gotten into a car crash, broken a bone, needed to get stitches, or gotten mugged. Thanks Pikaguardian!

Comment by Gunface01 — May 30, 2008 @ 5:14 am

Hey, asshole, turn that light off, will ya? Can’t you see I’m trying to get some shut-eye here?

Comment by Howie Feltersnatch — May 30, 2008 @ 6:08 am

A well placed bat to the cranium, and I bet he’d go down.
…
Hmm, but then that “guardian angel” fellow might get pissed. Ahh well.

Comment by Kaze — May 30, 2008 @ 9:31 am

Yeah…pretty sure Guardian Angels are supposed to be all heavenly and stuff, not looking like they were the ones who crucified Jesus.

Comment by Sticky — May 30, 2008 @ 11:16 am

Delicious cactus is delicious.

Comment by Exacerbate — May 29, 2008 @ 7:42 pm

rule 34?

Comment by natedog — May 29, 2008 @ 10:10 pm

gonna cultivate it soon, diabeetus?

Do you just make a cactus punch drink out of it, or take it all the way down to powder?

Comment by lee7 — May 29, 2008 @ 10:15 pm

Has flavr?

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — May 30, 2008 @ 4:57 am

I saw this guy at a restaurant last night… with his parents… He had a BLT.

Comment by magpie — June 3, 2008 @ 12:15 pm