About dhg4983

Grew up in Angola as the son of a missionary couple, got kicked out of private high school in the states for setting the football field on fire by shooting a flare onto the field during haft time routine. And about 6 weeks ago I took a shit in my friend's closet while attending his son's 4th birthday party.

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Another campaign promise Obama doesnt have the political capital to keep.
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I have to say this is the most adventous one you have had since the women's peacoat one (that one was really funny too.) Your gravel/dirt hole of a backyard needs a little work though.
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very very nice, recently on How I fucked your Mother she has looked like she is pregenant or gain wieght. But here she looks great, though I must say she looks better as a redhead.
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Forklift On the Road

Posted in Images on June 16th, 2010 by dhg4983 | Report This Post | Add to favorites

I saw this dude just driving this thing down the road like it was no big thing.

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   token2k6 (UID# 2557) 0  0
   June 16, 2010 at 12:45 pm

   

   I would have yelled, “Honky!” and then honked my horn furiously!!
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   trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0  0
   June 16, 2010 at 12:45 pm

   this post is really really really stupid.
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     fracked-again (UID# 6878) 0  0
     June 16, 2010 at 3:12 pm

     

     I had to scroll back up to make sure it wasn’t by casemods.
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   pro_junior (UID# 7620) 0  0
   June 16, 2010 at 12:51 pm

   driving…getting people from point A to point B since 1769.
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   June 16, 2010 at 12:52 pm

   

   yeah, I see this kind of shit all the time.

   /sob
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     mainiac_michael (UID# 269) 0  0
     June 16, 2010 at 12:55 pm

     

     Nothing new for AK either.
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     colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
     June 16, 2010 at 12:56 pm

     

     Try Ireland. That’s a fucking Ferrari here!
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       lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
       June 16, 2010 at 1:12 pm

       FOUR wheels?

       what is this i dont even
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       nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0  0
       June 16, 2010 at 1:15 pm

       

       One ferrari, but does it work?
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     nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
     June 16, 2010 at 9:23 pm

     

     I had to drive behind a farm tractor for 5 frikken miles today before I could pass him. It’s so annoying.
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   moe (UID# 17346) 0  0
   June 16, 2010 at 1:48 pm

   

   Texas?
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     rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
     June 16, 2010 at 5:34 pm

     

     The license plate on the truck looks like it could be Texas.
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       iamtheangrycarrot (UID# 5118) 0  0
       June 17, 2010 at 10:35 am

       It’s Texas alright. What with the Stripes and the taco joint’s sign. All are a combination effort. In the country it’s a tractor, and in town it’s a forklift.
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   corman (UID# 2054) 0  0
   June 16, 2010 at 2:35 pm

   I really wish I could rate posts, because fuck.
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   storminator (UID# 2681) 0  0
   June 16, 2010 at 2:40 pm

   

   I’ve driven fork lifts on the street all over the place… so what? Ya gotta get ‘em there somehow.
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   cashmods (UID# 17107) 0  0
   June 16, 2010 at 3:13 pm

   

   His work is probably nearby child.

   That’s also a big forklift.

   “hurr durr I found something to picture and upload to mcs as if they care”
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     moe (UID# 17346) 0  0
     June 16, 2010 at 6:57 pm

     

     For reals- WTF? what kind of fucking douchebag king does that?.. hahaha i made a joke. hows the plant? get more pics cause I care.
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     fracked-again (UID# 6878) 0  0
     June 16, 2010 at 7:01 pm

     

     You did NOT just write that.
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       moe (UID# 17346) 0  0
       June 17, 2010 at 6:26 pm

       

       you are a rat in a large maze my friend. Keep your friends close.
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         fracked-again (UID# 6878) 0  0
         June 17, 2010 at 8:14 pm

         

         And your noms closer.

         I just can’t believe that casemeth called somebody out for making a boring found object post.
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   przxqgl (UID# 3328) 0  0
   June 16, 2010 at 3:16 pm

   

   what i wonder is where is gas only $2.55 a gallon? it’s around $3.00 a gallon here, except at costco, where it’s $2.85…
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     nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
     June 17, 2010 at 9:57 pm

     

     It’s been $2.59 here in WV for a few weeks now, though the diesel prices are higher, $3.05
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    andre666 (UID# 3479) 0  0
    June 16, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    it must be a really dull city where u live
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    traptin85 (UID# 3559) 0  0
    June 16, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    hate to say this, but in Nebraska, you will occasionally find yourself behind a combine (tractor) on the street. it’s SO annoying, especially when you can’t pass it.
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    crazybagoham (UID# 16719) 0  0
    June 16, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    

    fuck it looks like all of saskatchewan
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    rundinj (UID# 4277) 0  0
    June 16, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    I wish my gas was that cheep 2.79, god damn Canadians coming over the border to buy gas
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      crazybagoham (UID# 16719) 0  0
      June 17, 2010 at 12:06 am

      

      lol ours is like…. 0.88 in canada idiot
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    thelotuseater725 (UID# 1616) 0  0
    June 16, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    

    Hey guys i think i found the most boring post on MCS!
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    kkattfish (UID# 6061) 0  0
    June 17, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    $2.79 for diesel isn’t bad

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Urinal Trough Blues

Posted in Images on June 4th, 2010 by dhg4983 | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Captured this gem at Wrigely field BEFORE the game. Dude was stumbling blackout drunk.

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   q-delta (UID# 741) 0  0
   June 4, 2010 at 6:13 am

   I’ve been “slipping on my own vomit in a pub toilet” drunk, but I’ve never been THAT drunk….
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   token2k6 (UID# 2557) 0  0
   June 4, 2010 at 7:49 am

   

   I wonder what the guy in the blue shirt when he did the customary glance over..I would have probably started laughing.
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     tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
     June 4, 2010 at 8:01 am

     

     customary what? what the fuck? what the fuck do you do when you go take a piss, check everyone out?

     eyes front soldier, do not look at anything other than your own wang or the wall. eye contact is forbidden, and people looking at dicks will be kicked.

     in the dick.
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       macio (UID# 2481) 0  0
       June 4, 2010 at 8:11 am

       Well said Tiki! Men may be crude assholes but there are some rules at the pisser.

       I don’t care what anyone says, for shear efficiency, the trough is great at stadiums
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         (UID# ) 0  0
         June 4, 2010 at 11:29 am

         Tiki thats a nice wrist watch.
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   June 4, 2010 at 8:34 am

   

   FEELS GOOD MAN
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   sherlockbonez (UID# 5879) 0  0
   June 4, 2010 at 9:24 am

   Nice fuking underwarez. Looks like mommy picked it out for him.
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   moarmare (UID# 5112) 0  0
   June 4, 2010 at 10:43 am

   Typical Chubs fan…
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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   June 4, 2010 at 10:45 am

   

   Why where you taking pictures in the guys toilets? Are you a sewage worker?
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     dhg4983 (UID# 3928) 0  0
     June 4, 2010 at 5:42 pm

     I took a picture because it was epic, i have taken a picture of someone dressed like a jackass at a funeral, so not much is sacred. If i see something epic or fucked up, I’m probably going to snap a pic whatever I might be doing.
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       didyimis (UID# 17458) 0  0
       June 4, 2010 at 9:20 pm

       

       where’s that funeral pic?
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   neiladin (UID# 7478) 0  0
   June 5, 2010 at 4:05 pm

   It’s weird that you got a picture of that, as you must have been walking in that restroom as I was walking out. I passed that guy with the blue shirt just a few moments earlier as he was walking in the bathroom. Apparently that guy had been in the bathroom with his pants around his ankles for quite a while.

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Portrait of the counter-revolutionary as a young man.

Posted in Images on May 22nd, 2010 by dhg4983 | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   mld (UID# 3619) 0  0
   May 22, 2010 at 6:23 pm

   first with ‘trigger discipline’

   and the facial expression is pure win!
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   hufnmouth (UID# 3256) 0  0
   May 22, 2010 at 6:31 pm

   

   Who is this?
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     nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0  1
     May 22, 2010 at 7:27 pm

     

     Any redneck with an assualt rifle.
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   token2k6 (UID# 2557) 0  0
   May 22, 2010 at 9:26 pm

   

   fresh from the hunt!
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   dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) 0  0
   May 23, 2010 at 12:17 am

   LOL. I’ve never seen a bipod aaannnnd and front grip.

   Whatever helps you shoot teabaggers, white supremacists, lizard people easier, man.
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     hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0
     May 24, 2010 at 8:10 am

     Perhaps he should define “counter-revolutionary” with more specifics. It could mean anything in this day & age, since pretty much anyone with a political centipede up his ass considers himself a revolutionary.
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   sherlockbonez (UID# 5879) 0  0
   May 25, 2010 at 8:54 am

   I approve of this message.

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Crane Car

Posted in Images on May 10th, 2010 by dhg4983 | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Totally wanted to hop in and start driving this thing around the pipe yard, but alas to many people around.

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   token2k6 (UID# 2557) 0  0
   May 10, 2010 at 10:24 am

   

   does it have a Hemi?
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   dhg4983 (UID# 3928) 0  0
   May 10, 2010 at 11:00 am

   the other cool think about it was that it had these four hydraulic jacks that come out of the body and put it on a platform when it was being used. All i was thinking about was 1) driving it, and 2) taking that crane off and mounting a howitzer on the back (105mm) and having a little homemade SP Arty.
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   May 10, 2010 at 11:04 am

   

   if i had access to one, i would be in jail because i would go around moving heavy things in a funny way. like your car is now perpendicular in your driveway or some other shenanigans
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   mikestermike (UID# 4006) 0  0
   May 10, 2010 at 11:19 am

   They’re called carry decks. Our plant always calls them “Drotts” after a manufacturer of them.
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   error401 (UID# 808) 0  0
   May 10, 2010 at 11:31 am

   Needs a bigassed steel fist on the end of the boom.
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     hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0
     May 10, 2010 at 12:49 pm

     Imagination fail. Needs bigassed steel penor, then shenanigans in the aforementioned pipe yard.
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   cashmods (UID# 17107) 0  0
   May 10, 2010 at 2:30 pm

   

   Having a dad that works in construction makes this post VERY boring.

   That’s the smallest crane I’ve ever seen…

   Not to mention very old and outdated
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     animalmachine (UID# 18528) 0  0
     May 10, 2010 at 4:42 pm

     

     WTF does what your father do have to do with anything? Is it take your kid to work day everyday in your part of the world?

     My old man built cars for 27 years…Does this mean I know more or have some innate knowledge of vehicle manufacturing?

     I work as a heavy machine operator, does this suddenly grant my daughter some greater wisdom and forsight into the world of heavy equipment?

     BTW that boom truck is about 4 or 5 years old…The life span of this type of equipment would actually make this piece of equipment relatively new.

     Oh and my dad could kick your dad’s ass! So there!
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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
   May 12, 2010 at 1:25 am

   

   I think I prefer Leonards car…
   1.bp.blogspot.com/_TcgCgCIsDp0/SrlhcXN4FzI/AAAAAAAAATE/TAhOkY4B_zA/s320/Picture+7.png

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Massive Wreck on the I-10

Posted in Images on April 30th, 2010 by dhg4983 | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Two trucks collide jump the center divider and catch on fire. All because the truck driver was texting at 70 mph. The driver did not survive.

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   token2k6 (UID# 2557) 0  0
   April 30, 2010 at 7:32 am

   

   was the truck on its side, or was your truck on its side when you took this picture??
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   zenmetzu (UID# 4045) 0  0
   April 30, 2010 at 1:07 pm

   how do you know he was texting?
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     natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
     April 30, 2010 at 1:08 pm

     

     i just fucking came here to say that
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       moe (UID# 17346) 0  0
       April 30, 2010 at 2:51 pm

       

       fuckin hell.
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         fracked-again (UID# 6878) 0  0
         April 30, 2010 at 7:52 pm

         

         IDK, my BFF Jill?
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   photosnappingturtle (UID# 18507) 0  0
   April 30, 2010 at 1:14 pm

   

   How do you know he was driving at 70 mph and texting? Did you gather this information as you were driving by and creating a worse traffic jam by gawking and snapping photos? Did the dead driver tell you this? Show me a link to a newspaper article or I call BS.
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   numb7rs (UID# 239) 0  0
   April 30, 2010 at 1:17 pm

   

   No wonder they crashed, that’s one hell of a steep hill.
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   April 30, 2010 at 1:50 pm

   my neck hurts a hole
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     conan776 (UID# 5342) 0  0
     April 30, 2010 at 2:25 pm

     from the whiplash?
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       (UID# ) 0  0
       April 30, 2010 at 4:38 pm

       You didn’t tilt your head to the extrem left?
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         conan776 (UID# 5342) 0  0
         April 30, 2010 at 11:49 pm

         1-2 Teddy
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   ttudrew98 (UID# 3223) 0  0
   April 30, 2010 at 2:55 pm

   this looks like ms paint
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   April 30, 2010 at 3:25 pm

   

   what part of I-10 were you on? I had no idea that that fucking road went from coast to coast : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstate_10

   I’ve been on I-10 hundreds of times, and have done 120mph on it in my accura legend. I was doing down the road doing that obscene speed and had the air vents open and the sunroof open, and the air filters blew out and a pound of leaves and dirt came flying out of the vents. it was crazy scary.

   I spent the rest of the trip doing the speed limit. that car later died on me right when I was out in the middle of nowhere with my two dogs, ended up having to call my boss to come drive out and pick me up, it was a depressing situation.
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     lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
     April 30, 2010 at 10:28 pm

     You had two dogs, should have sledded home,
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   storminator (UID# 2681) 0  0
   April 30, 2010 at 4:08 pm

   

   i just rode 5500 miles on my motorcycle. the number of truckers talking on the phone is amazing. most of them were talking on them. i remember one texting fer sher. one was watching a movie!!

   they’ll know for sure if he was texting by his phone history. and most big rigs have GPS tracking for the company- so if they say he was texting, he probably was.
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   pro_junior (UID# 7620) 0  0
   April 30, 2010 at 5:34 pm

   the fine for text messaging while operating a commercial vehicle is “up to $2750.00″

   fastlane.dot.gov/2010/01/commercial-truck-and-bus-drivers-prohibited-from-texting-while-driving.html
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     hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0
     April 30, 2010 at 6:16 pm

     Killing a bunch of unsuspecting commuters in an effort to squeeze out “I <3 TRUCKNUTS" on your Blackberry: Priceless.

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