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M[c]S Version:
TIKIGOD M[c]S members casetards
drunk, Jerks, cancer,
computer savant, but cool. retard,
God hit the ignore botton
I fucked.
Tiki………..members……castars
drunk………..jerks…….cancer
computer savant.but cool….retard
god…………………..hit the ignore botton
Should be more like,
Capitalist – Humanist – Goth kid
1. Wants all your money by pretending it’s god will even though the Bible doesn’t mention the pope’s position or the necessity of it.
2. Contributor to humanity
3. It’s a bloody goth kid don’t you know those are more harmless than a bird with a French frie.
More like
1. Labels
2. Are
3. Retarded
Yeah that’s true actually. But if I were forced to give them labels because my head would explode otherwise that’s how I would do it. Not that my head is in any danger but you never know, it’s better to be prepared.
{Something angry and disrespectful to the person who made this. The the realization it’s true, oh noes!]
I think it is only logical that my dubious insecurity would make me angrily slash my wrists. I think that it is unreasonable and intolerant of you to confidently suggest otherwise. How unsympathetic!
Inb4 angry Fracked Again “LOL CHRISTIANS ARE DUMB LOL” comment. also kikigoddess wins.
LOL CHRISTIANS ARE DUMB LOL!
You started and ended with 2 different brackets. Where is your head at?
that goth kid looks like gunface with orange facepaint on.
i’m an athiest and i’m not angry unreasonable and insecure, so take that back or i’ll rip yer fuckin’ head off!!
Tardex – I’m insecure and unsure of myself, and put both brackets in the attempt to get the right one.
Lamb – It’s okay, this is a safe place. I accept you for who you are.
You might as well compare:
Sony Bose Yamaha
Because they are all STEROtypes!
The pictures are sort of funny in which ones they picked to represent the different stances. After all Emos could be deeply religious, but still self-destructive little shits. Not to mention the fact that the church thrives on doubt and fear. (That and cash given to them by all the doubters that are hedging their bets!)
And of course: (BILLIONS AND BILLIONS) SAGAN for the WIN!!!”"
Pertaining to the captions though, in my experience, both ways apply to the Theists and Atheists. It’s amazing how some, but not all, of both types of ‘true belivers’ tend to fit both of those stereotypes.
I’ve met a LOT of intolerant, unreasonable, and insecure theists. I’m related to some of them. And as to their supposed tolerance, confidence, and sympathy: Shall we talk about their problem with that Gay Marriage thingy, that pesky abortion problem, and how WELL they get along with other religions that don’t follow the same playbook?
The atheists I know for the most part are tolerant of religious types, but get tired of being persecuted by them. Most of them are no more insecure or unreasonable than the rest of us. In fact, they tend to be better adjusted than the majority of people I know.
That doesn’t excuse the bat-shit-crazy-lefter-than-leftwing-rabid-dog atheist that tries to force their views on me. For them I just ask how they differ from the Fundies they are fighting against. The blank stare usually last long enough for me to get away from them before they explode.
To quote one of the Muppet’s movies: “People is People”
For those of you that might be wondering: Yes, I believe in god. (But not the same way you might.)
My $0.02
*blink*
Since when have Christians been tolerant?
Is this meant to be ironic?
The click through is NSFW reading material.
But click it! Click it now!
OMFG!
OMFG!!!
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wat
Ladies and Gentlemen, we’ve officially reached CREEPY FACTOR 10.
And now I go to vomit.
What Lamb said. And everybody else is thinking.
did anyone besides me fap to this?
Replace “mom” with “uncle” and “son” with “nephew” and I’ll believe it.
i lold so hard when i was cringing and had an “ewwwwW” look on my face, then i saw the last post. XD
i came buckets.
I dunno, she said “Cum” and he ejaculates 3 times? Those 2 things really make me doubt authenticity.
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/d-t55701-570.html
“I am just re visting this thread to let all the people who were generally concearned and offering help an update. His penis has virtually recovered. He now has a very lovely girl friend.
The treatments lasted just over two years and we only once stepped into the relm of what I would call “inapropiate” but I blame myself for this as one of my breasts touched him while I as doing a down stroke. I am very asshamed of this but he told me that it was ok and that he is glad he gave me a little bit of enjoyment in return for the years of treatment.
Again thankyou to everyone who posted ideas and real comments it is good to see that not everyone on the internet are perverted.”
Asshamed. Asshamed.
Holy fuck!
A bit of a hook would be a popular as a G-spot stimulator!
IF this is true, that kid is going to have some serious mommy issues.
Wow. My mom can only make me cum twice in a day. This guys must be some kinda stallion.
why would you care. just go for it buds.
I’d rather have a guy w/ a hooked dick than a guy whose ma “massaged” his pecker til he ejaculated, 3 or 4 times, for 3 days a week, for 2 years. Really? She couldn’t think of anything else to do over a 2 year period?
O_O I…but… how… I think my brain has stopped processing coherent information.
@dieA
Thanks for the update on the story!
@Nyokki
Bill Clinton even has a curved one, it`s called Peyronie’s disease. I dated a guy with a COMPLETE upwards J curve. NOW I gotta wonder if his mom yanked him off, too. Would explain why he was a nutjob.
“In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.”
Yep Yep
by amazing coincidence i read the article that quote is taken from today. carl sagan had many personal qualities- this article, and the later cosmos episodes tell me bravery was definetly one of them.
source of the article
please
Is this Carl Sagan day? I’ve been seeing him all over the web in the last 8 hours. Not that it’s a bad thing. The man is awesome.
The problem is that there is less profit to be made in a happy peaceful world. People need to feel insecure or they won’t be efficient consumers. People also need to feel angry or they won’t support the wars that fuel industry.
Every day is Carl Sagan day.
And then fill it with pot.
the guy in the back should totally shoot her for being a drunk slut
Looks more retarded than drunk, but sure, we’ll go with drunk.
her boobs look really frumpy.
Demon, is that you. You whore.
Her fly’s open!
Luke is trying to be funny. Luke failed. Luke’s box is shinier still.
Somebody is getting some stupid pussy tonight!
I’m funnier than you ever could be, dickface.
I thought you’re taking pills against your reality/fantasy problem, horsemouth.
What the fuck’s up with that dude slingin the M1 Carbine behind her?
I completed my course of treatment for my schizophrenic delusions/hallucinations about 2 months ago. Dr Faulkner says I’ve made good progress with the rest of my mental issues, and that my psychosomatic symptoms are all but cleared up. He’s very proud of the turnaround I’ve made.
You uterus-having cunt-monkey.
That’s good to hear my friend, even if it’s a muppet that climbs up the ladder towards being a muppet with manners, progress is progress and it deserves recognition. They still need to up the dosage on that Tourette syndrome of yours though. At the circus this may be the appropriate way to address individuals of higher intelligence than yourself, however in the real world they will hardly tolerate this kind of behaviour. Even if you recover fully you are still far from being the next prince Myshkin, who despite being of the same mental awareness as yourself, at least had fans and admirers.
You potential-genocide-victims-between-your-legs-carrying cock-lizard.
@Luke
Nope, it`s not me.
“Estrogen Queen Bubble Bath” IS me, you`ll see that one in a few days.
Please click on the post title to see it there.
YOU WILL SEE NSFW IMAGES AT THIS LINK
the source is now my nightmares..
thanks, dick
wat
Sauce is a webcomic called Oglaf. It’s very funny, and usually far less disturbing than this.
Oglaf is pretty damn funny.
How can it talk?
Wow!
this is terribly awesome!
I am now seriously scarred for life!
I may not be able to receive blowjobs ever again!
And I was so looking forward to it!!!
Sauce: http://oglaf.com/
BRB, pouring Drano in my ears.
Would you like a leg, a breast, or BRAAAIIINNNS!
And zombie Guy Fawkes.
Where do you find all these wonderful pics Demon?
Thanks Nyokki, I just like to surf the strange bowels of the internet. I like picdump sites. If I find something that could be MCS worthy, I stick it in my MCS folder. By the time I submit it, I have no idea where I got it, usually. I tell myself I`m going to stop…then I find more weird stuff I just HAVE to share, lol.
I wanna run up behind him and throw a bottle of rubbing alcohol on his back SO bad.
well.
this is fucking retarded.
that is all.
Cool shirt bro.
Too bad none are in his skin and he just rubbed blood on himself.
I agree with the pants, looks a lot like marker to me…
I’d have to disagree. It looks like real blood, but none of the pins are through his skin. The dumbass probably just scratched the shit out of himself trying to hook ‘em together.
Yeah. looking at it, some are cuts. Self inflicted, shallow cuts.
I wanna run up behind him and throw a bottle of hydrochloric acid on his back.
So he could feel.
Scrolling down, I thought they were LEDs, and I thought it was pretty awesome.
But it is the other end of the scale.
Hmm… A saftey pin t-shirt. Tries to look badass but came of as lame.
HRRRNNG
good thing there is extra salt on the table
a meal fit for a badass
Why did they even bother with utensils? Only real men order this, and real men don’t need that shit!
Fuck BLTs, I just want a B with a side order of angina.
That is too much bread.
SO MUCH WANT! Except the boozahol, get that shit out of here and bring me a Cherry Coke.
Delicious heart attack is delicious.
Why is the person not drinking bacon vodka?
Needs more bacon.
That bread needs to be deep fried.
Hell yeah! Great pic.
Narwhals are the ocean’s best mammal.
Unicorns of the sea!
They have kick-ass facial horns!
Apperantly those horns are teeth and they floss eachothers teeth to keep m clean
They’re the Jedi of the sea
THEY STOP CTHULHU EATING YE!!!!!
D’Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, and Aramis decided they really didn’t care for this “reincarnation” thing…
Conversational Norwegian with Freakazoid!
Denne Er Narkval
Hvor Er Narkval?
Lykkkelig Litten Narkval
soo…it’s two monkeys,
Or too nagas?
HOLY SHIT THIS IS BADASS
Can we “dis-associate” demon, or is this tolorated, or do we just let him have his voice?
Or maybe Demon didn’t manufacture this doll and isn’t responsible for any offense you might’ve taken.
….waiting for DieA to remind folks I`m a WOMAN.
Ack, you got here first. Demon’s a CHICK people!
Also, recognizing that something may be controversial and posting it is not the same as creating controversy for the purpose of pissing people off.
its a little monkey and a chimpanzee
Hey now, I remembered you were female
I saw this last Christmas at a chain toy store. They had it in pink, black and brown. The pink one was kinda cute. The black one was just….wrong.