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The Boneyard Project

Posted in Images on February 25th, 2012 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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And more Here:

www.theflopbox.com

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Porn for Pregnant Ladies

Posted in Images on February 2nd, 2012 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: forum fodder, Humor, Sexy

Via: www.pregnantchicken.com/pregnant-chicken-blog/2012/1/17/porn-for-pregnant-ladies.html

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   (UID# ) 1  2
   February 2, 2012 at 8:16 pm

   Fuck that!! FUCK BABIES!!

   D:
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   February 2, 2012 at 9:14 pm

   

   how would Fiji help with constipation?
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     colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 1  0
     February 2, 2012 at 9:55 pm

     

     Fiji is for him. The airplane food will alleviate her constipation.

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Movies from an Alternate Universe

Posted in Images on January 30th, 2012 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites

More here: www.behance.net/gallery/Movies-From-An-Alternate-Universe/2783319

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   npbnjvsxynpsff (UID# 44655) 2  0
   January 30, 2012 at 11:00 am

   

   Shat fits in Avatar 200%.

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Double Helix Bridge

Posted in Images on January 27th, 2012 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Via – www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/breathtaking-double-helix-bridge

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Cardinal Sin

Posted in Images on December 16th, 2011 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Art, Dark Humor, Politics, Religion, Sad :(

Street artist Banksy has installed a vandalised sculpture of a priest in a gallery in Liverpool.
Cardinal Sin is a bust with its face sawn off and replaced by blank tiles, designed as a response to the child abuse scandal in the Catholic church.
In a statement, Banksy said: “I’m never sure who deserves to be put on a pedestal or crushed under one.” “The statue? I guess you could call it a Christmas present. At this time of year it’s easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity – the lies, the corruption, the abuse.”

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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 1  6
   December 16, 2011 at 8:39 pm

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   If Banksy really wanted to make a religious based statement that pushed boundaries he’d show Mohammed raping a little girl. Ripping on Christians is not only socially permissible, its encouraged. Which just makes him another fag for attention asshole.
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     fracked-again (UID# 6878) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 5  0
     December 16, 2011 at 10:11 pm

     

     How dare he not do what you want him to do!
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     korinthian (UID# 3174) 0  0
     December 17, 2011 at 12:59 am

     It’s not rape if you’re married with a god’s approval.
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     carnito (UID# 17336) 0  1
     December 17, 2011 at 3:19 am

     

     agreed, this is a safe art piece.
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       fracked-again (UID# 6878) 1  0
       December 17, 2011 at 6:50 am

       

       It would be just as safe for him to do an anti-Islam piece. Banksy is functionally anonymous. Banksy doesn’t live in a country where Islam is the dominant religion. Islam doesn’t have the influence over UK politics that the Anglican church does, or for that matter, any of the major brands of xianity. That is why one of the xian cults is the target of the piece. Sure there would be a fatwa here, a death threat there, but that didn’t stop Ahmed Salmon Rushdie, did it?

       It just doesn’t go after the group you want him to go after.

       So don’t be a coward. Don’t wait for somebody else to make the art that you want. You or Maggie can do an art piece on that old pedo Mohamed. Be my guest. Maggie even has an MFA on the changes in codpieces in ballet over the centuries.
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   lemurian (UID# 18759) 2  0
   December 17, 2011 at 10:39 am

   

   “Religious exhortation and telling people, telling children, that if they don’t do the right thing, they’ll go to terrifying punishments or unbelievable rewards, that’s making a living out of lying to children. That’s what the priesthood do. And if all they did was lie to the children, it would be bad enough. But they rape them and torture them and then hope we’ll call it ‘abuse’.” -Christopher Hitchens

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The Expendables 2

Posted in Images on November 24th, 2011 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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Solitaire Win

Posted in Images on October 4th, 2011 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Via: www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/solitaire-win-3d-sculpture

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EVOL’s Rural City

Posted in Images on September 19th, 2011 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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Snake axe

Posted in Images on September 12th, 2011 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 4  1
   September 12, 2011 at 1:30 pm

   That’s a very nice useless axe they’ve made there.
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   December 30, 2011 at 9:09 am

   This looks very nice thank you to provide

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Crop Tool

Posted in Images on April 2nd, 2011 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Fixing family photos, because you couldn’t be bothered taking it again.

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   nyoki (UID# 3444) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4  0
   April 2, 2011 at 1:28 am

   

   It’s a good pic because they’re all laughing and are clearly having fun. That’s a rare catch.
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   cashmods (UID# 17107) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 2  6
   April 2, 2011 at 1:31 am

   

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   I feel bad about that old lady on the right.

   But she looks like she’s just really old and doesn’t know what’s going on.

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Hatred leads to sadness

Posted in Images on March 10th, 2011 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   chrisgainesuk (UID# 6037) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 10  0
   March 10, 2011 at 6:22 am

   the best one yet
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   kazzeh (UID# 178) Hot debate. What do you think? 5  5
   March 10, 2011 at 7:01 am

   

   Casefags has nice skin. Or nice photoshop. Can’t tell.
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     cashmods (UID# 17107) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 0  3
     March 10, 2011 at 4:29 pm

     

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     I never edit my pictures
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       sanity (UID# 136849) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 5  0
       March 10, 2011 at 7:34 pm

       

       You just edit other peoples images and take credit for them then?
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   asymon (UID# 4280) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4  0
   March 10, 2011 at 7:27 am

   I was going to make one with minibike, but I’m just to lazy.
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     colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 3  0
     March 10, 2011 at 7:34 am

     

     That’s what I was looking for when I found this and thought it would be funnier
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   theo11 (UID# 3291) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 6  0
   March 10, 2011 at 9:52 am

   This is AWESOME!
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   outlanderssc (UID# 17653) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 5  0
   March 10, 2011 at 11:03 am

   

   Should have had the finger going up Casemods nose -
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   spuggemhate (UID# 18468) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 1  7
   March 10, 2011 at 1:19 pm

   

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   I like that guy’s haircut in the white t shirt.

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The book surgeon

Posted in Images on March 10th, 2011 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Using knives, tweezers and surgical tools, Brian Dettmer carves one page at a time. Nothing inside the out-of-date encyclopedias, medical journals, illustration books, or dictionaries is relocated or implanted, only removed.

Dettmer manipulates the pages and spines to form the shape of his sculptures. He also folds, bends, rolls, and stacks multiple books to create completely original sculptural forms.

www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/the-book-surgeon-15-pieces

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   traptin85 (UID# 3559) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 1  4
   March 9, 2011 at 9:38 pm

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   heh. I just saw the first pic on /b/ not 15 minutes ago.
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   nyoki (UID# 3444) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 5  0
   March 9, 2011 at 10:02 pm

   

   This is really impressive. Life would be so dull if everyone was like me.
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     colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4  0
     March 9, 2011 at 10:07 pm

     

     But without people like you who appreciate things like this, what would be the point!
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       nyoki (UID# 3444) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4  0
       March 10, 2011 at 2:51 am

       

       I know, thanx though. I come from an extremely artistic family and I’m really, really, really odd man out. I think my siblings stole my artistic mojo.
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   korinthian (UID# 3174) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4  0
   March 9, 2011 at 10:09 pm

   Art.
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   dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 5  0
   March 9, 2011 at 10:43 pm

   Sweet. Now I know what to do with the Dremel I got for Christmas. It can’t be too hard to do this.
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   demon (UID# 2630) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4  0
   March 10, 2011 at 3:15 am

   

   ooooooooooooooh.
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   chenoan (UID# 14265) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4  0
   March 10, 2011 at 10:05 pm

   It’s like making christmas trees out of phone books but cool.

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Fire safety

Posted in Images on March 6th, 2011 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Please do not use the elevator.

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Hungarian Star Wars

Posted in Images on March 5th, 2011 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Hungarian posters for the original Star Wars trilogy.

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   sinfulcola (UID# 4362) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 5  0
   March 5, 2011 at 3:47 pm

   but…. but….. but they’re all wrong!!!
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   dreth (UID# 983) 3  0
   March 5, 2011 at 3:51 pm

   I love the AT-ST’s perspective on the second poster.
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   reppy (UID# 23267) 4  1
   March 5, 2011 at 4:58 pm

   

   There must have been some disappointment when they saw the actual film and it was no where near as cool as the advertising.
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   atkinson (UID# 2026) 3  0
   March 5, 2011 at 4:58 pm

   GREAT!!! Really funny!!!
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   spuggemhate (UID# 18468) 2  1
   March 5, 2011 at 5:00 pm

   

   Absolutely fucking mental.
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   7footjesus (UID# 389) 3  0
   March 6, 2011 at 5:19 am

   

   CSILLAGOK HABORUJA

   Not sure where the crazy serpent-men come from, but otherwise very well done.

   The R2-D2 as Vader’s shoulder pad is especially clever.
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   npbnjvsxynpsff (UID# 44655) 2  0
   March 6, 2011 at 9:22 am

   

   Second looks kinda like WH40k. Cool.
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   lostone (UID# 4414) 2  0
   March 6, 2011 at 10:44 am

   WTF…I don’t remember any lightsaber wielding dragons in the movies…Lucas must’ve failed the US and made much cooler versions for Hungary.

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I will eat your soul

Posted in Images on March 1st, 2011 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites

…but I’ll look so damn cute doing it.

tt-soybean.deviantart.com/art/Piggy-Goes-Oink-198723719

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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 9  0
   March 1, 2011 at 5:17 pm

   

   Ladies: Commence you’re uncontrollable babbling and d’awwwws.
   Gentlemen: Commence your pork product references.
   Casemods: STFU!
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     metalhead2061 (UID# 2222) 2  0
     March 1, 2011 at 5:43 pm

     That thing would make the cutest bacon ever.
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     rsixidor (UID# 950) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4  0
     March 1, 2011 at 5:52 pm

     

     I’m a gentlemen and I am babbling ad d’awwing so FU.
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       colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4  0
       March 1, 2011 at 6:33 pm

       

       You don’t eat meat. You don’t count.
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     magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 6  0
     March 1, 2011 at 6:48 pm

     And where do those of us who just want to fuck it senseless fit in?
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       colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 5  0
       March 1, 2011 at 6:58 pm

       

       In the gentlemen section. porking.
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       nyoki (UID# 3444) 2  0
       March 2, 2011 at 12:20 am

       

       I think you just found it.

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What we’re seeing

Posted in Images on February 28th, 2011 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites

1. Saint Basil’s Cathedral, Moscow
2. Tiananmen Square, Beijing, China
3. Mecca, Saudi Arabia
4. Stonehenge, England
5. World Trade Center, New York

Switzerland-based Corinne Vionnet is our guide to the world’s most famous landmarks, monuments millions have visited before. Her art is created not by acrylic, oil, or watercolor, each piece is made by combining hundreds of tourist photos into one. After conducting an online keyword search and sifting through photo sharing sites, this Swiss/French artist carefully layers 200 to 300 photos on top of one another until she gets her desired result.

www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/hundreds-of-tourist-photos

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   cashmods (UID# 17107) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 0  6
   February 28, 2011 at 3:12 am

   

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   They could have at least made the places themselves clear.
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   cashmods (UID# 17107) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 0  3
   February 28, 2011 at 7:47 pm

   

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   you should give this guy his own site so I don’t have to look at this shit
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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 3  0
   March 1, 2011 at 1:19 am

   

   I like this.
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     colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 3  0
     March 1, 2011 at 7:39 am

     

     There’s more of them at the link.
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   blowbags (UID# 14150) 2  1
   March 1, 2011 at 5:38 pm

   *summons downvotes*

   Sorry but I don’t get this at all… I don’t find it interesting or novel to look at, pretty fooking obvious that if you layer 300 pictures from some different angles that this would be the result.
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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 3  0
   March 4, 2011 at 8:38 am

   

   I wonder if this is how Michael J Fox’s holiday pics come out?

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Steampunk Star Wars

Posted in Images on February 15th, 2011 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites

bjornhurri.cghub.com

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   reboot (UID# 436) 3  0
   February 10, 2011 at 2:29 pm

   

   The Leia costume, especially, is an improvement over the original.
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   reavermma (UID# 23648) 3  0
   February 14, 2011 at 11:25 pm

   

   Hey Boba, you’re leaking.
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   sambo78 (UID# 8210) 2  0
   February 15, 2011 at 1:10 am

   C-3PO has a tie.

   This is what the internet was made for. Other than porn.
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   chenoan (UID# 14265) 2  1
   February 15, 2011 at 1:11 am

   The costumes are definately and improvement.
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   pwnerade (UID# 584) 0  0
   February 15, 2011 at 2:03 am

   Yoda looks kind of like Gollum. Some of the the earlier promotional artwork has Leia in a much more revealing dress. And she has goggles. What is with steampunk and goggles? C-3PO with a tie is pretty funny, but its looks too much like a modern necktie. Cool artwork, though.
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     colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 2  0
     February 15, 2011 at 6:11 am

     

     “What is with steampunk and goggles?”
     Steam gets in your eyes.

     Check the link above for more of his work.
     Can’t believe I missed out on Han Solo!
     cghub.com/images/view/112603/
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       chenoan (UID# 14265) 0  0
       February 15, 2011 at 11:45 am

       Unlike the rest, I prefer original han solo.

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Society

Posted in Images on February 14th, 2011 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   tggeko (UID# 2562) 0  0
   February 14, 2011 at 7:23 pm

   

   Hey if you don’t like society, you can leave. We’ll be keeping the space shuttles though.
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     flickerdart (UID# 2110) 2  0
     February 15, 2011 at 12:56 am

     ‘cept not, cause they cancelled those.
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   abigflea (UID# 671) 3  0
   February 14, 2011 at 7:39 pm

   Awesome.
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   demon (UID# 2630) 3  0
   February 14, 2011 at 7:42 pm

   

   me likey

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Gotham High

Posted in Images on February 8th, 2011 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Concept art from the show that never was.

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   reboot (UID# 436) 3  3
   February 7, 2011 at 5:59 pm

   

   Wow. This looking horrible. I can’t believe anyone wasted time just making concept art.
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   crewmanguy (UID# 47015) 1  1
   February 7, 2011 at 11:44 pm

   

   Not actual concept art. It was done as a gag for college humor
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     rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
     February 8, 2011 at 12:08 am

     

     Source?
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       crewmanguy (UID# 47015) 0  0
       February 8, 2011 at 2:40 am

       

       Crap, I was wrong, I take it back.
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         crewmanguy (UID# 47015) 0  0
         February 8, 2011 at 2:41 am

         

         www.bite.ca/bitedaily/2011/01/gotham-high/
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   bstaples (UID# 6783) 2  1
   February 8, 2011 at 12:00 am

   NO.
   DONT GIVE HOLLYWOOD ANY IDEAS
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   jesupocalypse (UID# 4126) 1  2
   February 8, 2011 at 6:19 am

   This is ridiculously gay.
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   dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) 1  2
   February 8, 2011 at 3:41 pm

   …I’d watch it.
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   tyger42 (UID# 4564) 0  0
   February 8, 2011 at 7:28 pm

   Could just as easily be complete crap or really cool. I don’t think there’d be any middle ground on which way it would’ve gone. :p
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   lostone (UID# 4414) 0  0
   February 8, 2011 at 10:23 pm

   I assume it was in response to X-men Evolution.
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   asymon (UID# 4280) 0  0
   February 9, 2011 at 6:10 am

   please no
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   jesupocalypse (UID# 4126) 0  0
   February 9, 2011 at 8:55 pm

   There are many great modern stories that have benefited and bemused our imaginations through the telling of Whatif’s and alternate reality versions, such as the story’s setting being placed far in the future, or way in a medieval past. But of all the possibilities; High School is just stupid. Please don’t take a giant steaming shit on Batman like this. Please.

   The only thing worse that this would be Gotham Babies.

   Ugh. Sign of the Apocalypse #982

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Koopa Photoshoot

Posted in Images on January 27th, 2011 by colonel-yum-yum | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Awesome Things, Gaming

einen.deviantart.com/art/Koopa-Photoshoot-105863488

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