That is so cool….

Comment by storminator — June 1, 2008 @ 3:10 pm

There’s actually a bible you can get in Hawai’i that’s written entirely in Hawaiian Pidgin.

Comment by Lord Cocksworth — June 1, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

I used to just write, “God loves everyone, except you!” in the Gideon’s bibles whenever I stayed at a hotel.

I like your approach better.

You have a copycat now.

Comment by angrymatt — June 1, 2008 @ 3:48 pm

in the first two chapters, god lives on the earth with the people

in the last two chapters, god lives on the earth, with the people

Comment by natedog — June 1, 2008 @ 4:25 pm

You freaking bible thief you… There’s a special place in hell set aside just for the likes of you… ROFL…

Comment by Phyreblade — June 1, 2008 @ 4:29 pm

For a second I though those were passports.
- been watching too many spy movies.

Comment by Namelis1 — June 1, 2008 @ 6:21 pm

Um, I think the Gideons actually WANT people to take the bibles. It means you’re either a convert or a believer “in need” or some such. They replace them often. Not really stealing.

Comment by juiceyfruit — June 1, 2008 @ 7:06 pm

@ juicyfruit:

If that’s the case, I’m gonna start putting more Bibles in with the Gideons. THAT’LL TEACH ‘EM!

Comment by Lord Cocksworth — June 1, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

I usually put that warning sticker on them

Comment by tiki god — June 1, 2008 @ 7:47 pm

Maybe I’ll just started editing them in the margins.

Comment by angrymatt — June 1, 2008 @ 8:30 pm

Keep on keepin’ on.

Comment by Camiam321 — June 1, 2008 @ 9:22 pm

ROFL - I had a collection of Gideon’s Bibles that I had picked up at hotels over the years, I got rid of them about a year ago when I started running out of bookshelf space. I had about two dozen.

I hate to tell you this, but they want you to take them.

Comment by AliceH — June 1, 2008 @ 10:26 pm

ok…
“MCS Collections - Bibles taken without being paid for”

Comment by chris_hates_freedom — June 4, 2008 @ 10:29 pm

er….
“ready on day one, but apparently not day -200″

Comment by chris_hates_freedom — May 28, 2008 @ 2:04 pm

see? this is what happens when you don’t follow the posting rules!

descriptive titles people!

Comment by tiki god — May 28, 2008 @ 2:18 pm

I hang my head in fail.

Comment by chris_hates_freedom — May 28, 2008 @ 2:26 pm

Let me be the first to say that I have no idea what this is about.

Comment by Lord_Gorlock — May 28, 2008 @ 4:28 pm

Same as Gorlock.

Comment by Exacerbate — May 28, 2008 @ 4:46 pm

please explain

Comment by joeyisapest — May 29, 2008 @ 10:46 am

Previously in the US:
Hillary Clinton, in her bid for the US democratic candidacy, has become increasingly desperate in the face of such obstacles as basic math.
Desperate tactics at the end of a game that have next to no chance of winning = hail mary.
Explaining this has resulted in a 100% decrease in funny.
*facepalm*

Granted, it wasn’t the funniest thing on god’s green earth to begin with.

Comment by chris_hates_freedom — May 29, 2008 @ 8:57 pm

I found it humorous. Indeed, I did let a laugh out, and it was kinda loud

Comment by tiki god — May 29, 2008 @ 9:37 pm

Yay! Republicans are teh roxx0r

Comment by Paladin — May 23, 2008 @ 11:03 pm

Kill it with fire!

Comment by collegeboy — May 23, 2008 @ 11:12 pm

Why do people think all republicans are like this? I’m not.

Comment by Exacerbate — May 23, 2008 @ 11:12 pm

His cheeks make him look like he’s storing up for the winter.

Comment by ohmybob — May 23, 2008 @ 11:24 pm

what about Afghanistan? And the war on terror? And the war on drugs? And the war against the cylons?

Comment by One Odd Toad — May 23, 2008 @ 11:26 pm

Old!

Comment by AAK15 — May 24, 2008 @ 12:10 am

Don’t forget the war against the skrulls.

Comment by greenie — May 24, 2008 @ 12:15 am

and also don’t forget the war on zombies.

Comment by dookie_booty — May 24, 2008 @ 12:49 am

I think the important question is will McCain live long enough to be a live candidate in the election? And when he does die, will we be able to tell the difference? Can he prove he’s alive now? Is there something to that “glazed” look in his eyes?

Comment by AlecDalek — May 24, 2008 @ 9:35 am

Alec, first of all, zombies live for a long fucking time.

secondly, this photo is totally shooped.

McCain looks like he has leprosy IRL

Comment by natedog — May 24, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

@natedog

McCain is made of leprosy.

Comment by angrymatt — May 24, 2008 @ 6:54 pm

Leprosy? I thought it was cancer….

Comment by rattybad — May 25, 2008 @ 6:56 pm

*flush*…

Comment by phyreblade — November 26, 2007 @ 6:31 pm

Oh fuck that.

Comment by Netforce — May 21, 2007 @ 3:56 am

Don’t you mean, “Fuck you, I know more about this than anybody else in the room”?

Comment by chris hates freedom — May 21, 2007 @ 8:30 am