90% of women will not be willing to be a fuck buddy and you will need to have a relationship with them to have continued sexual relations with them. Girls want a relationship = guys wanting the girl to be attractive enough to get a boner after more than a couple times of sexual encounters.
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90% of women will not be willing to be a fuck buddy and you will need to have a relationship with them to have continued sexual relations with them. Girls want a relationship = guys wanting the girl to be attractive enough to get a boner after more than a couple times of sexual encounters. - Comment on shiny black dress
Waiting for the next post, so I can scroll down and view only her face, then make the comparison that her face is only 4/10 but her body is a 8/10. - Comment on shiny black dress
Thanks for rating her so high. - Comment on Americas future
Long-term results of black presidents. - Comment on Americas future
Black isn't the same as nigger. I would call his wife a nigger cause she's a mean ugly cunt. Obama actually seems pretty cool, although fake as fuck, which is why I don't like him.
What r u eating 2 nite?
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This is what I’m eating.
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Works at pizza hut
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Still way cooler than you!
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Are the women hot? Or is it a cocktoberfest there?
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I work at Godfathers. can’t say i’m cooler though.
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I dunno Casemods I have 3 Star trek uniforms and that makes me WAY cooler lol
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Yes, I too think that I’m way hotter than you.
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That goatee makes you look 45.
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How old is he?
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Mentally? 9
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_delivery
In the U.S., pizza delivery drivers have been subjected to assault, kidnappings, robbery, and have sometimes been raped or killed on the job. The United States Bureau of Labor Statistics, which categorizes pizza delivery drivers and taxicab drivers as “drivers-sales workers,” ranked it the fifth most dangerous job category, behind military personnel, police officer, stuntman, and fireman.
you gonna get raped
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he’s gonna get raped by every penis demon ever posted on here.
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Is that shirt inside out?
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You deliver cardboard pizza.
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Dude, casemods could work at ILM, NASA and Playboy and still be less cool than the star wars kid.
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i cant stop thinking that the wall on the right is the floor. fuck you. and ian for his lamenessless.
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Fuck, now that you mentioned it I get a mindfuck every time I see this picture
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Pizza Hut is the red headed stepchild of the pizza world, and you working there is no surprise. This pic doesn’t seem to be one of your “mirror specials” so I can only assume it was taken after sucking off your 19 year old boss in the bathroom. Congratulations. You are now assistant to the assistant manager. Oh, and there’s semen in your beard.
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I thought that was grey hair.
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Not that I’m discounting that he probably DID just suck off his boss (for the first of 5 times this shift, in all likelihood), it is possible he’s finally learned the trick of being able to take mirror pics without showing how complete a douche he is. Given the angle, I’d bet that this is the case, and that even AFTER sucking off his boss (for the first of 5 times this shift, in all likelihood), he STILL can’t persuade someone else to take his pic, and has to do it himself. (Insert “forever alone” pic here.) The key is to face the screen toward the mirror, and frame yourself up in it using the reflection, and looks way better. And yes, I do think that’s semen in his beard. Needs to learn to swallow better.
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Oh great ! This cap is hiding the fact you’re slowly getting bald IIRC.. (that’s clever BTW this ”more goat, less hair” idea !! Stole it from your mum ?)
Now get raped ! XD
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you can deliver my pizza any time, mang.
Extra sausage too.
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Pizza Hut? Man, I didn’t know the roads open to you when you drop our of high school were so bountiful.
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Wow… dudes gained weight.
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Where, generally, are you at in Illinois now, as I do sometimes like Pizza Hut, but don’t want to take the risk of having you show up at my door.
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In all fairness this is a HUGE step up for him.
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Who is this douche, and why should we care??
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Barf
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Awww look at him all grown up working a job and wearing a uniform.
Next you’ll have a pension and a dental plan and the pitter patter of tiny babby modifications running around your trailer.
Bless.
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Are the women hot? Or is it a cocktoberfest there?
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I work at Godfathers. can’t say i’m cooler though.
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I dunno Casemods I have 3 Star trek uniforms and that makes me WAY cooler lol
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Yes, I too think that I’m way hotter than you.
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That goatee makes you look 45.
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How old is he?
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Mentally? 9
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_delivery
In the U.S., pizza delivery drivers have been subjected to assault, kidnappings, robbery, and have sometimes been raped or killed on the job. The United States Bureau of Labor Statistics, which categorizes pizza delivery drivers and taxicab drivers as “drivers-sales workers,” ranked it the fifth most dangerous job category, behind military personnel, police officer, stuntman, and fireman.you gonna get raped
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he’s gonna get raped by every penis demon ever posted on here.
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Is that shirt inside out?
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You deliver cardboard pizza.
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Dude, casemods could work at ILM, NASA and Playboy and still be less cool than the star wars kid.
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i cant stop thinking that the wall on the right is the floor. fuck you. and ian for his lamenessless.
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Fuck, now that you mentioned it I get a mindfuck every time I see this picture
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Pizza Hut is the red headed stepchild of the pizza world, and you working there is no surprise. This pic doesn’t seem to be one of your “mirror specials” so I can only assume it was taken after sucking off your 19 year old boss in the bathroom. Congratulations. You are now assistant to the assistant manager. Oh, and there’s semen in your beard.
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I thought that was grey hair.
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Not that I’m discounting that he probably DID just suck off his boss (for the first of 5 times this shift, in all likelihood), it is possible he’s finally learned the trick of being able to take mirror pics without showing how complete a douche he is. Given the angle, I’d bet that this is the case, and that even AFTER sucking off his boss (for the first of 5 times this shift, in all likelihood), he STILL can’t persuade someone else to take his pic, and has to do it himself. (Insert “forever alone” pic here.) The key is to face the screen toward the mirror, and frame yourself up in it using the reflection, and looks way better. And yes, I do think that’s semen in his beard. Needs to learn to swallow better.
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Oh great ! This cap is hiding the fact you’re slowly getting bald IIRC.. (that’s clever BTW this ”more goat, less hair” idea !! Stole it from your mum ?)
Now get raped ! XD
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you can deliver my pizza any time, mang.
Extra sausage too.
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Pizza Hut? Man, I didn’t know the roads open to you when you drop our of high school were so bountiful.
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Wow… dudes gained weight.
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Where, generally, are you at in Illinois now, as I do sometimes like Pizza Hut, but don’t want to take the risk of having you show up at my door.
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In all fairness this is a HUGE step up for him.
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Who is this douche, and why should we care??
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Barf
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Awww look at him all grown up working a job and wearing a uniform.
Next you’ll have a pension and a dental plan and the pitter patter of tiny babby modifications running around your trailer.
Bless.
ketchup costume
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Case, when people talk about liking a “lady in red”, this is not what we mean.
Also, this costume could be converted to a crayola one for next year. Thrifty.
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Casemods posts a picture of an underage girl…
Go figure
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fucking cunt says im too old
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Case, when people talk about liking a “lady in red”, this is not what we mean.
Also, this costume could be converted to a crayola one for next year. Thrifty.
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fucking cunt says im too old
smirnoff mixers
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This stuff is good
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Your tastes in alcohol is disgusting and a disgrace to alcohol.
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I am not at all surprised….casemodes i can see you vagina.
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Cranberry juice? What? Are you on your period?
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yeast infection, most likely
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Probably. A urinary tract infection is usually caused by too much sex- and we all know that’s impossible for this insecure little girlie boy.
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Hey now, cranberry juice is good. But for breakfast, sans alcohol, and next to a stack of waffles.
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does it come with douche for your vagina?
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The words on the box under the glass looks like:
Brain
family pack.
Is’nt it ?
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You have a cunt don’t you.
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A real manly drink I’m sure.
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Fucking gross.
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5.8% ALC/Vol. Shit, I start right off with a 1:1 ratio Vodka to Redbull. 8 oz of Vodka per drink.
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Seriously have you ever even kissed a girl before?
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does his cousin count?
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Depends if it’s before or after the surgery…
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before, during and after
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Mostly during
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so this is how you get all the pre-teens to agree to “sleepovers”?
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Thats awesome, ty for the link!
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It’s awesome. I’ve made 25gals of this stuff. (Screwed up 1 batch) … follow the directions except for using a “yeast slurry” just use 2 packets dry yeast instead
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I got Belgium yeast slurry. I need to post more Homebrew pics here
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Weapons-grade homo.
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WEAPONS OF MASS HOMOSEXUALITY
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moar liek WEAPON OF ASS DESTRUCTION amirite?
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Could make a stronger, cheaper, better tasting drink just buying Cranberry Juice, Fresh Limes and some quality Vodka.
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Casemods, we don’t need to see 5 different pictures of the same product nearly nobody cares about but you. :0/
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God I hope a chick submitted this
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also … is that the smallest fridge in the universe…
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It came with the brand new house.
Guess $200,000 doesn’t buy much these days.
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Not like you’d know.
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Is that how much your parents house cost?
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No, that’s how much the government paid in the 1980′s for the low income sixteen plex housing unit he had to move into.
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I don’t understand mixers. Not just vile shit like Smirnoff Ice, but the shit that otherwise rational people insist on diluting their spirits with. And chilled? You can’t taste it when it’s chilled! I was visiting a friend a while back, who remembered my fondness for Johnnie Walker Black Label. I was horrified when he retrieved it from the freezer – the fucking freezer – and when he poured it into a glass and asked me what kind of pop I wanted in it, I nearly fucking died.
So listen up, Internets, I’m going to tell you how it’s fucking done. Store your good shit at room temperature. If you’re serious about your shit, invest in a liquor cabinet. They look nice, and tell everyone who sees them that you know what the fuck you’re doing. Invest in some nice glasses. I’m fond of snifters because no matter how drunk you get, it’s impossible not to look goddamn class when you’re holding a fucking snifter. Now take the bottle from your liquor cabinet, and pour yourself a glass. Let the heat from your hand gently warm the sweet amber; getting fucked up classy-style is not an enterprise to be rushed.
Take a sip. Not a dainty little sip mind you, take a fucking manly sip. Let it sit on your tongue. Swirl it around your mouth. Once the initial “burn” wears off, you might be surprised to find that this shit has flavor, and it’s fucking good. Exhale gently through your nose, allowing the vapors to enhance the flavor. Inhale, and relish the tingling in your sinuses. Then swallow, and delight in the warm little fireball detonating in your stomach. The next part is vital. I see so many people get so close, and then blow it at the end by exhaling loudly through their mouth and saying something clever like “Fuck!” If you do this, you’re a fucking disgrace. Keep your mouth shut, and exhale slowly through your nose. If it makes your eyes water, you’re doing it right. Then repeat the process until the appropriate level of shitfacedness has been achieved. You’ll know you’ve reached it when you realize you’re the only one in the room with a modicum of class. Resist the urge to point it out though, that would be rather common.
Congratulations, you now know how to get wasted like a man.
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Kudos,
Two points just to add variety and style to your method; cut crystal glasses are nice too and come with both a built in grip and contemplative looking through the refractions. And dont ever ever step on whiskey or scotch with ice or a mixer, a drop of water is all you need to enhance the nose, dilute to taste. Personally I take drop to mean about a thimble.
Try it, you might findyourself pleasently suprised.
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Whiskey and Scotch should be stored room temp. and served either on the rocks on a hot day or as is.
I personally let it linger in the back of my mouth and slowly exhale through the mouth but that’s just me.
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No ice, no nay never.
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No ice, no rocks.
Listen to your elders, look it up if you want.
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You’ve obviously have never been in truly hellishly hot weather before.
I’m talkin’ like Vietnam type of weather. ANYTHING with ice is a godsend.
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Ice should NEVER be used, as it ruins the taste of the whiskey. Actual rocks, such as whiskey stones can be used, however.
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One final add to this. Once you have taken a sip, reverse-gargle for a second by tilting your head forward and breathing in, then exhaling out of your nose before you swallow. You’ll be surprised by how your mouth and nose taste and small different flavors when you do this.
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*smell
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I salute how dedicated you are to your alcoholism!
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That stuff is so good you needed to take not one but five shit photos and upload them all?
Evidence marked A that you don’t have a life.
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Forget your on the internet?
Might as well ridicule tiki for caring about halo ODST achievements then.
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Difference is ODST is awseome
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And casemods is extremely awesome?
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^ Shameful self post
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“you’re”…
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^ Shameful post
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it’s sooo obvious you want my dick
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It’s sooo obvious that we want you to get off the internet
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it’s so obvious that YOU are a dick.
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Your tastes in alcohol is disgusting and a disgrace to alcohol.
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I am not at all surprised….casemodes i can see you vagina.
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Cranberry juice? What? Are you on your period?
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yeast infection, most likely
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Probably. A urinary tract infection is usually caused by too much sex- and we all know that’s impossible for this insecure little girlie boy.
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Hey now, cranberry juice is good. But for breakfast, sans alcohol, and next to a stack of waffles.
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does it come with douche for your vagina?
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The words on the box under the glass looks like:
Brain
family pack.
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You have a cunt don’t you.
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A real manly drink I’m sure.
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Fucking gross.
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5.8% ALC/Vol. Shit, I start right off with a 1:1 ratio Vodka to Redbull. 8 oz of Vodka per drink.
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Seriously have you ever even kissed a girl before?
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does his cousin count?
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Depends if it’s before or after the surgery…
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before, during and after
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Mostly during
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so this is how you get all the pre-teens to agree to “sleepovers”?
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Thats awesome, ty for the link!
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It’s awesome. I’ve made 25gals of this stuff. (Screwed up 1 batch) … follow the directions except for using a “yeast slurry” just use 2 packets dry yeast instead
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I got Belgium yeast slurry. I need to post more Homebrew pics here
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Weapons-grade homo.
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WEAPONS OF MASS HOMOSEXUALITY
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moar liek WEAPON OF ASS DESTRUCTION amirite?
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Could make a stronger, cheaper, better tasting drink just buying Cranberry Juice, Fresh Limes and some quality Vodka.
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Casemods, we don’t need to see 5 different pictures of the same product nearly nobody cares about but you. :0/
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God I hope a chick submitted this
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also … is that the smallest fridge in the universe…
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It came with the brand new house.
Guess $200,000 doesn’t buy much these days.
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Not like you’d know.
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Is that how much your parents house cost?
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No, that’s how much the government paid in the 1980′s for the low income sixteen plex housing unit he had to move into.
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I don’t understand mixers. Not just vile shit like Smirnoff Ice, but the shit that otherwise rational people insist on diluting their spirits with. And chilled? You can’t taste it when it’s chilled! I was visiting a friend a while back, who remembered my fondness for Johnnie Walker Black Label. I was horrified when he retrieved it from the freezer – the fucking freezer – and when he poured it into a glass and asked me what kind of pop I wanted in it, I nearly fucking died.
So listen up, Internets, I’m going to tell you how it’s fucking done. Store your good shit at room temperature. If you’re serious about your shit, invest in a liquor cabinet. They look nice, and tell everyone who sees them that you know what the fuck you’re doing. Invest in some nice glasses. I’m fond of snifters because no matter how drunk you get, it’s impossible not to look goddamn class when you’re holding a fucking snifter. Now take the bottle from your liquor cabinet, and pour yourself a glass. Let the heat from your hand gently warm the sweet amber; getting fucked up classy-style is not an enterprise to be rushed.
Take a sip. Not a dainty little sip mind you, take a fucking manly sip. Let it sit on your tongue. Swirl it around your mouth. Once the initial “burn” wears off, you might be surprised to find that this shit has flavor, and it’s fucking good. Exhale gently through your nose, allowing the vapors to enhance the flavor. Inhale, and relish the tingling in your sinuses. Then swallow, and delight in the warm little fireball detonating in your stomach. The next part is vital. I see so many people get so close, and then blow it at the end by exhaling loudly through their mouth and saying something clever like “Fuck!” If you do this, you’re a fucking disgrace. Keep your mouth shut, and exhale slowly through your nose. If it makes your eyes water, you’re doing it right. Then repeat the process until the appropriate level of shitfacedness has been achieved. You’ll know you’ve reached it when you realize you’re the only one in the room with a modicum of class. Resist the urge to point it out though, that would be rather common.
Congratulations, you now know how to get wasted like a man.
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Kudos,
Two points just to add variety and style to your method; cut crystal glasses are nice too and come with both a built in grip and contemplative looking through the refractions. And dont ever ever step on whiskey or scotch with ice or a mixer, a drop of water is all you need to enhance the nose, dilute to taste. Personally I take drop to mean about a thimble.
Try it, you might findyourself pleasently suprised.
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Whiskey and Scotch should be stored room temp. and served either on the rocks on a hot day or as is.
I personally let it linger in the back of my mouth and slowly exhale through the mouth but that’s just me.
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No ice, no nay never.
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No ice, no rocks.
Listen to your elders, look it up if you want.
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You’ve obviously have never been in truly hellishly hot weather before.
I’m talkin’ like Vietnam type of weather. ANYTHING with ice is a godsend.
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Ice should NEVER be used, as it ruins the taste of the whiskey. Actual rocks, such as whiskey stones can be used, however.
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One final add to this. Once you have taken a sip, reverse-gargle for a second by tilting your head forward and breathing in, then exhaling out of your nose before you swallow. You’ll be surprised by how your mouth and nose taste and small different flavors when you do this.
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*smell
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I salute how dedicated you are to your alcoholism!
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That stuff is so good you needed to take not one but five shit photos and upload them all?
Evidence marked A that you don’t have a life.
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Forget your on the internet?
Might as well ridicule tiki for caring about halo ODST achievements then.
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Difference is ODST is awseome
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And casemods is extremely awesome?
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^ Shameful self post
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“you’re”…
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^ Shameful post
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it’s sooo obvious you want my dick
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It’s sooo obvious that we want you to get off the internet
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it’s so obvious that YOU are a dick.
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Hypnotique shooters
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$1 a piece!
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Because it’s crap…
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why did the color change?
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They have blue and purple I think..
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Looks like girl stuff.
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$1 too much
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They pay you $1 each time you drink it?
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It looks like shampoo.
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Nasty, wussy ass, sweet CRAP!
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So how often do you wear crotchless panties?
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Hypnotiq tastes like a drunk gummi bear pissing in your mouth.
Yes, I have had it happen, so yes, I have a point of reference.
Smartass.
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Hate it when friends get shit like this in – I’d rather neck some dark rum for twice the price than these barely legal horror sugar drinks – I’m not 16 anymore
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Valid point.
However, I don’t like girls who are hardcore drinkers.
The ones who would only actually get drunk from stuff like this are the ones I’m aiming for.
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Because they’re easy?
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Because it’s crap…
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why did the color change?
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They have blue and purple I think..
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Looks like girl stuff.
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$1 too much
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They pay you $1 each time you drink it?
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It looks like shampoo.
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Nasty, wussy ass, sweet CRAP!
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So how often do you wear crotchless panties?
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Hypnotiq tastes like a drunk gummi bear pissing in your mouth.
Yes, I have had it happen, so yes, I have a point of reference.Smartass.
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Hate it when friends get shit like this in – I’d rather neck some dark rum for twice the price than these barely legal horror sugar drinks – I’m not 16 anymore
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Valid point.
However, I don’t like girls who are hardcore drinkers.
The ones who would only actually get drunk from stuff like this are the ones I’m aiming for.
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Because they’re easy?
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Which one are you on here?
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I’m off da chartz!!!
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damm straight your off the chart, ya fucking retard
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i’m blue, but i have a gang of shiz. does that count?
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im blue dabba dee dabba die?
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I built the pyramid.
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I did not see a slice for “slave”..
Me I’m yellow with a green tinge
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I had my money on a jew joke. Close enough.
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So, lower than high school diploma?
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The larger the slice of the pyramid, the more useful the education.
That’s what it means, right?
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Working towards my red, but plan to go as far as yellow.
Also, doesn’t this pyramid miss all the law and medical degrees?
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Meh. It also misses all the weird sub-specialties that nurses get, qualifiers for engineers, and things like underwriting licensure. Just change it to say, “doctoral degree.”
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A law degree is basically a green – Juris Doctor – although I really think it belongs in the yellow area. Way too many lawyers these days and damn few jobs for them. Especially ones that make enough money to pay of that mammoth law school debt.
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Red here. I got a CS degree so I could get a job trying to coerce a bunch of idiots into actually doing their jobs so I don’t get fired. Nothing I do has anything to do with what I learned in school. I probably couldn’t write a For loop anymore.
I know this pyramid is focused on education, but we need one that shows education and employment level. Tiers would include:
I Dropped out at 11 and I Make 75k a Year Because My Dad Owns the Company
The Baby’s Coming Soon so I Have to Finish the Meth Lab
The Guy Who Spends 10 Years as a Senior in a State College
I’m 33 and Live With My Parents, so I Don’t Need to Get a Job Unless the Xbox Breaks
That Masters in Theater Sure Looks Good on My Kinko’s Application
Fuck Yeah, I Finally Got My Ph.D. Time To Make Those Grad Students Suffer as Much as I did
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Thats strange. You claimed you had a masters before.
And once again you have shown how you are full of shit.
*confetti*
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Seriously, Mags. You should know I would demand a link proving what you said.
Why step in shit intentionally? You’re just making yourself look worse.
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Just finished my yellow, will be doing a more specialised yellow next year, then hopefully onto green (and beyond).
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MPhys -> MSc in Fusion Research -> PhD in ???
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Still not done with blue. Not even halfway done. Go me!
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I’m halfway done
Passed both exit exams first try, passed 2 or 3 GED tests first try.
It’s a motivation thing.
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Green. Top of the pyramid, baby.
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In what field?
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Chemistry. Specifically, my dissertation was on using electron-based mass spectrometry and computer modelling to identify secondary peptide structure and rational design of synthetic modifications for sequencing.
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Good god, an actually useful dissertation? Who would’ve thought!
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Good for you, brother. Half way through my red in Chemistry. What university did you go to?
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Why has someone downvoted this?
Do you have any idea how much work it takes to get a Science PhD?
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“caring about the voting system”
I seriously hope you guys dont do this.
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Don’t you like getting downvoted?
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Bachelor of Arts (majored in Film), and yeah, you get shit for the rest of your days for having a Humanities degree; Jack-Of-All-Trades, etc. I’d like to one day get PhDs in Sociology and Anthropology, ‘cuz bullshitting about the human condition is pretty much my life’s work.
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One year from a dual Masters of Public Health/Masters of Public Policy.
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Yellow. But frankly, unless your in a technical or engineering field much in demand these days, a yellow or even green is not worth the student debt you’ll incur.
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If you incur debt getting a PhD, you’re seriously doing something wrong. Any reputable university will basically pay you to get a PhD through teaching and/or research.
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Should be done with yellow in Computer Science come next january. Total debt: 0. But then again, I’m from Denmark.
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haha Casemods copies me trolling him and gets trolled. What a dumbass. Working on a Bachelor’s in Anthropology. Specifically Archaeology. Already contemplating a Masters. But will probably be over school after I get my Bachelor’s.
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But a Masters/PHD in Archaeology is where the money is at. What little there is. Fun dirty work.
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Nobody cares.
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Blue. as of 21 days ago.
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Purple.
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What specifically?
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Red, think about going back to get my green, but I can’t think of a field I’d enjoy that would also make money.
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Cert IV Professional Writing & Editing
Continuing Arts/Science double degree (Majors = English/Physiology & Minors = Psychology/Genetics)
Heading for PhD in developmental physiology
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Too bad higher education != higher payed\better job, or any job…
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I’m pretty sure that’s the only reason the education scheme works, because the government makes businesses require higher educated people, requiring them to pay a ton of money on college and usually going in debt over student loans.
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Doctorate in computer science (from a Big 10 Research 1 university).
Yeah, it was the hardest thing I’ve ever done.
Yeah, it was worth it.
Yeah, I would do it again if I had to.
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So can anyone confirm that the only reason you need a degree in anything is to look good on a resume, and that is has little to nothing to do with bein qualified for the job?
Seems like bullshit to me to need A+ certification which I’ve heard requires knowing about old ass outdated ram which I will:
A: not likely be working with
B: be able to just google it anyways, like anyone is capable of with just about everything.
Education is a scam. Prove me wrong?
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Think about it from an employer’s perspective. The certification/degree/whatever guarantees a certain minimum level of knowledge without too much hassle. That means they can hire someone and be a little more certain that their new employee isn’t some brainless idiot who bullshitted through an interview.
Also, DO you want to be operated on by a doctor with no education? Do you want to be represented by a guy who’s only knowledge of the law comes from Matlock reruns. Do you want to drive on a bridge that was designed by a person with no higher eduction?
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Degree is just a piece of paper. It tells you almost nothing, and often can be misleading, even within one university. It only makes you feel better, give something to brag about, and give employers one more “Required” field. That’s why most of so called people of success, often got only standard education, or do something very different that they’ve been studying.
There’s knowledge, and there’s using that knowledge.
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Your gross generalization is a gross generalization.
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Not where I’m living.
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I only have a HS diploma and I made $130K last year (this year looks that same). Suck it PHDers!
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doing what, trolling? fucking kids
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No, dumb-ass. I’m an electrical power plant operator. Here they don’t give a shit about some stupid liberal arts degree or how much money your parents paid to get you into college. Here they have they own aptitude test and in-house curriculum. It’s not about how many letters you have after your name, only how well you do in the real world.
Also, are you aware there is a “shift” key on your keyboard so that capital letters can be used when called for? Also, there are little things called periods, maybe you should go back to school and learn them.
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i’m JD but apparently it doesn’t count
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damm straight your off the chart, ya fucking retard
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i’m blue, but i have a gang of shiz. does that count?
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im blue dabba dee dabba die?
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I built the pyramid.
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I did not see a slice for “slave”..
Me I’m yellow with a green tinge
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I had my money on a jew joke. Close enough.
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So, lower than high school diploma?
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The larger the slice of the pyramid, the more useful the education.
That’s what it means, right?
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Working towards my red, but plan to go as far as yellow.
Also, doesn’t this pyramid miss all the law and medical degrees?
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Meh. It also misses all the weird sub-specialties that nurses get, qualifiers for engineers, and things like underwriting licensure. Just change it to say, “doctoral degree.”
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A law degree is basically a green – Juris Doctor – although I really think it belongs in the yellow area. Way too many lawyers these days and damn few jobs for them. Especially ones that make enough money to pay of that mammoth law school debt.
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Red here. I got a CS degree so I could get a job trying to coerce a bunch of idiots into actually doing their jobs so I don’t get fired. Nothing I do has anything to do with what I learned in school. I probably couldn’t write a For loop anymore.
I know this pyramid is focused on education, but we need one that shows education and employment level. Tiers would include:
I Dropped out at 11 and I Make 75k a Year Because My Dad Owns the Company
The Baby’s Coming Soon so I Have to Finish the Meth Lab
The Guy Who Spends 10 Years as a Senior in a State College
I’m 33 and Live With My Parents, so I Don’t Need to Get a Job Unless the Xbox Breaks
That Masters in Theater Sure Looks Good on My Kinko’s Application
Fuck Yeah, I Finally Got My Ph.D. Time To Make Those Grad Students Suffer as Much as I did
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Thats strange. You claimed you had a masters before.
And once again you have shown how you are full of shit.
*confetti*
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Seriously, Mags. You should know I would demand a link proving what you said.
Why step in shit intentionally? You’re just making yourself look worse.
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Just finished my yellow, will be doing a more specialised yellow next year, then hopefully onto green (and beyond).
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MPhys -> MSc in Fusion Research -> PhD in ???
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Still not done with blue. Not even halfway done. Go me!
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I’m halfway done
Passed both exit exams first try, passed 2 or 3 GED tests first try.
It’s a motivation thing.
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Green. Top of the pyramid, baby.
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In what field?
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Chemistry. Specifically, my dissertation was on using electron-based mass spectrometry and computer modelling to identify secondary peptide structure and rational design of synthetic modifications for sequencing.
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Good god, an actually useful dissertation? Who would’ve thought!
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Good for you, brother. Half way through my red in Chemistry. What university did you go to?
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“caring about the voting system”
I seriously hope you guys dont do this.
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Don’t you like getting downvoted?
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Bachelor of Arts (majored in Film), and yeah, you get shit for the rest of your days for having a Humanities degree; Jack-Of-All-Trades, etc. I’d like to one day get PhDs in Sociology and Anthropology, ‘cuz bullshitting about the human condition is pretty much my life’s work.
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One year from a dual Masters of Public Health/Masters of Public Policy.
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Yellow. But frankly, unless your in a technical or engineering field much in demand these days, a yellow or even green is not worth the student debt you’ll incur.
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If you incur debt getting a PhD, you’re seriously doing something wrong. Any reputable university will basically pay you to get a PhD through teaching and/or research.
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Should be done with yellow in Computer Science come next january. Total debt: 0. But then again, I’m from Denmark.
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haha Casemods copies me trolling him and gets trolled. What a dumbass. Working on a Bachelor’s in Anthropology. Specifically Archaeology. Already contemplating a Masters. But will probably be over school after I get my Bachelor’s.
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But a Masters/PHD in Archaeology is where the money is at. What little there is. Fun dirty work.
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Nobody cares.
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Blue. as of 21 days ago.
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Purple.
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What specifically?
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Red, think about going back to get my green, but I can’t think of a field I’d enjoy that would also make money.
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Cert IV Professional Writing & Editing
Continuing Arts/Science double degree (Majors = English/Physiology & Minors = Psychology/Genetics)
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Too bad higher education != higher payed\better job, or any job…
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I’m pretty sure that’s the only reason the education scheme works, because the government makes businesses require higher educated people, requiring them to pay a ton of money on college and usually going in debt over student loans.
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Doctorate in computer science (from a Big 10 Research 1 university).
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So can anyone confirm that the only reason you need a degree in anything is to look good on a resume, and that is has little to nothing to do with bein qualified for the job?
Seems like bullshit to me to need A+ certification which I’ve heard requires knowing about old ass outdated ram which I will:
A: not likely be working with
B: be able to just google it anyways, like anyone is capable of with just about everything.Education is a scam. Prove me wrong?
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Think about it from an employer’s perspective. The certification/degree/whatever guarantees a certain minimum level of knowledge without too much hassle. That means they can hire someone and be a little more certain that their new employee isn’t some brainless idiot who bullshitted through an interview.
Also, DO you want to be operated on by a doctor with no education? Do you want to be represented by a guy who’s only knowledge of the law comes from Matlock reruns. Do you want to drive on a bridge that was designed by a person with no higher eduction?
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Degree is just a piece of paper. It tells you almost nothing, and often can be misleading, even within one university. It only makes you feel better, give something to brag about, and give employers one more “Required” field. That’s why most of so called people of success, often got only standard education, or do something very different that they’ve been studying.
There’s knowledge, and there’s using that knowledge.-
Your gross generalization is a gross generalization.
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Not where I’m living.
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I only have a HS diploma and I made $130K last year (this year looks that same). Suck it PHDers!
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doing what, trolling? fucking kids
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No, dumb-ass. I’m an electrical power plant operator. Here they don’t give a shit about some stupid liberal arts degree or how much money your parents paid to get you into college. Here they have they own aptitude test and in-house curriculum. It’s not about how many letters you have after your name, only how well you do in the real world.
Also, are you aware there is a “shift” key on your keyboard so that capital letters can be used when called for? Also, there are little things called periods, maybe you should go back to school and learn them.
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Subway coupons
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They finally caught on to me after I printed them in black and white cause the color ink ran out, LOL…
But they did accept a few black and white ones.
It was fun while it lasted.
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Thanks for posting a clear copy for us.
Dick.
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/jealous
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I see you ordered the Fucked Up Sub.
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Ya. Even his food is repulsive.
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that looks so unhealthy
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Ah, fraud, classy.
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You’re surprised? That’s how white trash makes money, through fraud and drugs.
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Tiki, are you fucking kidding me?
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Looks very unhealthy and totally delish! What all is on that bad boy?
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what kind of looser participates in coupon fraud? …I guess casedouche does
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What was your favorite, the 12 inch Cock sub? You are a fucking lowlife piece of shit. Why would you flaunt this, you goddam sociopath? I spit on you in the name of the entire human race.
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This post would have been much better if you had choked and died on your stolen food, you fucking fraudulent piece of white trash.
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I don’t know the guy that posted this, or why everyone hates him. I don’t even care because I feel like I’ve been a member/lurker around here before he, and probably well after, so ultimately he is irrelevant.
What I do want to comment on is the travesty that is the pictured sandwich(es) – my god they look terrible. I just… they’re so god-awful looking. So. Disgusting.
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coupons for us to print or GTFO
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lrn2/b/
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Only Casemods could make a Subway Sandwich look repulsive.
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LOL, so much butt-hurt up in here. The guy post pictures of a sandwich and gets more responses than most pictures of hot women.
FOR SHAME M[C]S. He has a sandwich, so stop feeding the troll.
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The sandwich is actually feeding him, we’re fuelling him
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Just say “NO”
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And THIS is exactly why I will never pay a penny to this site. the fact that Casedick keeps being allowed to post here.
Oh, And grats on cheating people. You just prove how low of a life form you are.
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clever, im so trying this
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Thanks for posting a clear copy for us.
Dick.
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/jealous
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I see you ordered the Fucked Up Sub.
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Ya. Even his food is repulsive.
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that looks so unhealthy
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Ah, fraud, classy.
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You’re surprised? That’s how white trash makes money, through fraud and drugs.
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Tiki, are you fucking kidding me?
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Looks very unhealthy and totally delish! What all is on that bad boy?
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what kind of looser participates in coupon fraud? …I guess casedouche does
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What was your favorite, the 12 inch Cock sub? You are a fucking lowlife piece of shit. Why would you flaunt this, you goddam sociopath? I spit on you in the name of the entire human race.
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This post would have been much better if you had choked and died on your stolen food, you fucking fraudulent piece of white trash.
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I don’t know the guy that posted this, or why everyone hates him. I don’t even care because I feel like I’ve been a member/lurker around here before he, and probably well after, so ultimately he is irrelevant.
What I do want to comment on is the travesty that is the pictured sandwich(es) – my god they look terrible. I just… they’re so god-awful looking. So. Disgusting.
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coupons for us to print or GTFO
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lrn2/b/
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Only Casemods could make a Subway Sandwich look repulsive.
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LOL, so much butt-hurt up in here. The guy post pictures of a sandwich and gets more responses than most pictures of hot women.
FOR SHAME M[C]S. He has a sandwich, so stop feeding the troll.-
The sandwich is actually feeding him, we’re fuelling him
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Just say “NO”
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And THIS is exactly why I will never pay a penny to this site. the fact that Casedick keeps being allowed to post here.
Oh, And grats on cheating people. You just prove how low of a life form you are.
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clever, im so trying this
I made this by myself
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You…cut your wrist over a microwave burrito?
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The irony is that this is both the manliest and the greatest intellectual accomplishment of his life.
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Its…. its beautiful
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So this is what his penis looks like…
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No, that’s another couple of posts ago….
I wonder if Tiki took them down yet…
not going to that page to find out.
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looks good, considering I don’t know what’s inside.
pity you menstruated all over it.
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This is the food of GODS!
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……..OMG……..!!!!!!!!!!………..It’s a burrito!
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Normally I don’t believe in feeding the troll, but this post is so inane I am left wondering:
- Does he ACTUALLY feel proud that he can unwrap a frozen burrito and, theoretically, follow the directions to cook it in the microwave?
If so… well to mangle a quote from “The Princess Bride” a bit… “I think that is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard in my life… How wonderful.”
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I don’t think he’s actually proud of his burrito. He is very aware of what he’s doing. He knows he annoys people, and he keeps doing it on purpose. It’s pretty obvious.
It would be hard to so consistently piss off people by accident for this long. This is more than likely deliberate.
Those wacky kids on the internet call it trolling 
The real question is if he can actually interact with someone in a non-antisocial way. There is the outside chance that he’s socially inept, and the only way he knows how to get attention is to annoy people. I tried to bait him into a normal conversation one time to no avail. It seemed like he was not interested rather than not capable. He stays in character fairly consistently.
He does show some cracks in his armour occasionally. Usually he’s fairly unflappable, but every so often he’ll get defensive.
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“There is the outside chance that he’s socially inept, and the only way he knows how to get attention is to annoy people.” DING! We have a winaarr!
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Whats so annoying about a burrito?
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More like DESPERATE.
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Well that explains the complexion, anway.
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You can feed yourself?
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Bless you,
congrats to your cooking skills.
Looks like your in the mood.
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Keep this bullshit on your own page, you posted it there.
WE DO NOT CARE.
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You should open a restaurant.
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Chef bitch up in this casemod.
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Your skills at wrapping your meat are unprecedented my friend.
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You…cut your wrist over a microwave burrito?
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The irony is that this is both the manliest and the greatest intellectual accomplishment of his life.
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Its…. its beautiful
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So this is what his penis looks like…
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No, that’s another couple of posts ago….
I wonder if Tiki took them down yet…
not going to that page to find out.
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looks good, considering I don’t know what’s inside.
pity you menstruated all over it.
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This is the food of GODS!
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……..OMG……..!!!!!!!!!!………..It’s a burrito!
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Normally I don’t believe in feeding the troll, but this post is so inane I am left wondering:
- Does he ACTUALLY feel proud that he can unwrap a frozen burrito and, theoretically, follow the directions to cook it in the microwave?
If so… well to mangle a quote from “The Princess Bride” a bit… “I think that is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard in my life… How wonderful.”
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I don’t think he’s actually proud of his burrito. He is very aware of what he’s doing. He knows he annoys people, and he keeps doing it on purpose. It’s pretty obvious.
It would be hard to so consistently piss off people by accident for this long. This is more than likely deliberate.
Those wacky kids on the internet call it trolling
The real question is if he can actually interact with someone in a non-antisocial way. There is the outside chance that he’s socially inept, and the only way he knows how to get attention is to annoy people. I tried to bait him into a normal conversation one time to no avail. It seemed like he was not interested rather than not capable. He stays in character fairly consistently.
He does show some cracks in his armour occasionally. Usually he’s fairly unflappable, but every so often he’ll get defensive.
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“There is the outside chance that he’s socially inept, and the only way he knows how to get attention is to annoy people.” DING! We have a winaarr!
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Whats so annoying about a burrito?
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More like DESPERATE.
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Well that explains the complexion, anway.
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You can feed yourself?
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Bless you,
congrats to your cooking skills.
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Keep this bullshit on your own page, you posted it there.
WE DO NOT CARE.
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You should open a restaurant.
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Chef bitch up in this casemod.
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Your skills at wrapping your meat are unprecedented my friend.
Emma short skirt
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dem legs
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boys will be boys!
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She’s hot and she knows it! That there are some truly fine legs!
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That’s the bad part.
Girls that are hot and know it are shallow and conceited.
Very rarely will you see a highly attractive girl that isn’t completely full of herself because she looks good.
This only happens to the worthless ones though.
The ones that have no other talent or skill.
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Enjoy your alone.
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I am 
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Shame she’s such a shitty actress
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You don’t need to be a good actress to do porn
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I’d watch that
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Shame she’s such a shitty actress
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She’s got some legs on her. Actually she is probably the best actor out of the three main kids.
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She’s female. Of course she’s going to be naturally better at deception and faking emotion.
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She win the worldcup of puking after she see your pic.
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I didn’t know being this attractive had that effect.
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hmm good photoshop skills lol
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NOT A SKIRT
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It’s a skort
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I say it’s a skirt, my authority is superior to yours.
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some guys would kill their mothers with a piano string just to see her in a porno… not that i’m one of ‘em…
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Oh fuck. I don’t think I would ever need to watch another porn in my life…just keep watching her in the same scene would do it for me.
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God Dammit! She looks like Richard Dawkins, people! >.<
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He’s got an awesome ass
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Her hair really grows fast.
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boys will be boys!
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She’s hot and she knows it! That there are some truly fine legs!
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That’s the bad part.
Girls that are hot and know it are shallow and conceited.
Very rarely will you see a highly attractive girl that isn’t completely full of herself because she looks good.
This only happens to the worthless ones though.
The ones that have no other talent or skill.-
Enjoy your alone.
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I am
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Shame she’s such a shitty actress
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You don’t need to be a good actress to do porn
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I’d watch that
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Shame she’s such a shitty actress
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She’s got some legs on her. Actually she is probably the best actor out of the three main kids.
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She’s female. Of course she’s going to be naturally better at deception and faking emotion.
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She win the worldcup of puking after she see your pic.
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I didn’t know being this attractive had that effect.
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NOT A SKIRT
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It’s a skort
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I say it’s a skirt, my authority is superior to yours.
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some guys would kill their mothers with a piano string just to see her in a porno… not that i’m one of ‘em…
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Oh fuck. I don’t think I would ever need to watch another porn in my life…just keep watching her in the same scene would do it for me.
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God Dammit! She looks like Richard Dawkins, people! >.<
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He’s got an awesome ass
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Her hair really grows fast.
>get this text >ignore it >go to bed
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Alpha as fuck.
This is how you be it.
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She says she looks like Janet Jackson…..
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More like FREDDY JACKSON! DAMN!! 
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I knew somebody would get the joke… but obviously not the insecure little boy.
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It’s from Friday, duh!
Looks like the beta detectors were malfunctioning.
We had some tech guys come out and run a system diagnostics on them and now they are seeing record levels of beta and jealousy!
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Well she is Caucasian master race, and not low-class, so she wasn’t delusional…
The betaness in this one is dormant or non-existent.
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Procure second cellphone. Text self. Black out names. Appear alpha to compensate for lack of positive male affirmation. Post it online to generate responses. Feel temporarily good about self.
According to Urban Dictionary:
“Pseudo alpha male. ”
1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. Please insert picture of casefags here.
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Long post for a beta-male.
The jealousy is strong in this one.
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It wouldn’t be “jealousy” it would be “envy” and shut the fuck up.
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WOW!! we are having a trouble with the jealousy detecting machines – they can’t handle a jealousy of this magnitude!!!
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Pretty cool that your dad needs to hook you up with women.
I guess…
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Typical beta-male lack of comprehension!
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And you’d know all about being a beta-male.
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former beta-male*
Takes one to know one, yes.
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FROM 1990′s PHONE. Damn. Haven’t seen one of THOSE in awhile.
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Samsung r355c with net10
$15 a month.
I text and call, that’s it. I don’t need useless features on my phone.
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Not exactly alpha to bullshit your reasoning for not having a decent phone. Alphas can afford smart phones.
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I can “afford” a $40 a month plan. But why? I only text and talk. I don’t need anything more.
Alpha males can be frugal too.
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Your plan isn’t pinned to your phone. You can have your same plan and talk and text without data and still use the smart phone capabilities when you find available wifi.
I say again it’s not exactly alpha to bullshit your reasoning for not having a decent phone. Alphas can afford smart phones.
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WRONG! Show me a smartphone that you can get on prepaid.
Verizon impulse does not allow smartphones on prepaid.
Do your research. I have done mine.
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“WRONG! Show me a smartphone that you can get on prepaid.
Verizon impulse does not allow smartphones on prepaid.
Do your research. I have done mine.”
Beta twat is pathetic….
www.tracfone.com/phone_details.jsp?lang=en&model=UCMTST_009188
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Touch screen doesn’t make it a smart phone
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Douche of network then, in most countries you can get any phone you want on any tariff you want. The tariff/prepay/pay as you go differential just affect how much you’ll pay for the handset.
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An Alpha male doesn’t advertise, he doesn’t seek attention, he just gets it.
Alpha post is Fail
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Only a beta-male would believe something like that!
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Also google zyzz.
You are so naive and sheltered.
But then again I don’t expect beta males to begin to understand the workings of alpha males such as myself.
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I still don’t get what you find in here little man…
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Beta males wouldn’t.
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www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Zyzz
“A Zyzz type ethnic douchebag is often pathologically self-aggrandizing, and will alienate others with their attention seeking & wild claims. To others, the majority of their ‘boasts’ come across as vainglorious, and grounded in narcissistic fantasy.”
Yup! That’s Casemeth!!!
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douchebag = alpha
srsly tho
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vainglorious, narcissistic, attention seeking, pathologically self-aggrandizing = casemeth
srsly tho
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Please kill yourself. Thank you.
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WOW!!
The level of beta in this one is OFF THE SCALE!!!
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Why did she/he ignore the message? Im so curious!
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Because she was fat and had a typical myspace fat-hider angle with only her face in the picture.
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you might want to re-examine your angle of attack, because your weak-fucking-bullshit isn’t going to bring in any other type of woman.
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You will give advice when you asked for it, beta-fag.
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I think it’s pretty cool you got your dad trying to hook you up. All my dad wants to do is talk about Jesus.
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More like him agreeing to giving my number out to some desperate fat chick.
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I guess that shows you what he thinks of you.
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Guess again.
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Don’t have to.
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How exactly are you alpha for ignoring a txt from a fat chick?
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Because I don’t fuck or date sub-par chicks. I have standards.
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Fail.
What he meant to say was that not even sub-par chicks would date of fuck him because if they did they would be committing beastiality.
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hur de hur dur cleetus
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This shit’s getting old
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Comments say otherwise.
Sooooo many beta-as-fuck’s racing to try to kill my ego.
HAters gonna hate!
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casemods is a delta male.
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wow i understand you all hate him so
why docent he post this crap on his side of mcs?
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Because his side is for porn, and this isn’t porn
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Unless you’re into casemods rejecting fat chicks
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Casemods i used to have some respect for you….I gotta respect some who sticks with their guns. But you used to do with a little for lack of a better word “class”. responding to every piece of hate they threw at you was very weak. The little respect i had is now gone.
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he has to respond to ALL negative replies.. he wouldnt be casedouche otherwise. you speak of class to a kid who drives a jimmy and thinks putting the shittiest Fry’s radio on sale last week is doing shit.
the respect you never had is gone casedouche.. your mom wanted me to tell you to grow the fuck up already. oh and your going to have a little (half) brother soon
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He still has not responded to mine yet…the strength of the truth is to powerful for him. That and he is all alone. All good for me though cause some of the comments left are funny as all hell. Most of his comments though are sad…very sub-par, and that is putting it nicely.
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Oh, I want to be part of the conversation too!
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you misspelled something there…its spelled “GAY” not “ALPHA”
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Let me just get this straght…
Some chick text you – and you ignored it.
This is Alpha? Wouldn’t it be more alpha if you… I dunno… impregnated her? Instead if judging her on a mixture of the standards of popular culture – and information from a social networking site? Do Alpha’s use myspace? Or would they be out in the real life (sometimes you geeks call it RL – you may have heard of it) networking with real people?
Wiki says an alpha is “the individual in the community with the highest rank” – Well thats handy… we have some little thumbs to help us determine rank! Lets see….. oh dear….. I have some bad news….
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The only sense in which you are Alpha is the ‘pre-release’ sense.
You are buggy, broken and retarded.
Beta is a little better than you.
Lol
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Ouch.
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Inorite. And I kinda like him for gods sake.
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yeah boi.. keep that pimp hand strong.. fuck them bitches and the haters.. faggot ass nerds never get any pussy just put a real nigga down.. fuck em case, keep it real
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son dont lie to friends on the internets, you where up all night with that fat little skank on the phone. i could hear your tweezers slipping off your pecker while attempting phone sex and i hope those are not the same tweezers you pluck your eyes brows with.
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Oh snap!
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yeah guys dont be amused by my step sons’s doucheness.. he takes it to a whole new level. he has been infatuated with trying to be a real boy like Pinocchio. his mother hung herself when she realized that this kid would grow up to be the biggest douchebag on the internets
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She says she looks like Janet Jackson…..
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More like FREDDY JACKSON! DAMN!!
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I knew somebody would get the joke… but obviously not the insecure little boy.
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It’s from Friday, duh!
Looks like the beta detectors were malfunctioning.
We had some tech guys come out and run a system diagnostics on them and now they are seeing record levels of beta and jealousy!
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Well she is Caucasian master race, and not low-class, so she wasn’t delusional…
The betaness in this one is dormant or non-existent.
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Procure second cellphone. Text self. Black out names. Appear alpha to compensate for lack of positive male affirmation. Post it online to generate responses. Feel temporarily good about self.
According to Urban Dictionary:
“Pseudo alpha male. ”
1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
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Long post for a beta-male.
The jealousy is strong in this one.
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It wouldn’t be “jealousy” it would be “envy” and shut the fuck up.
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WOW!! we are having a trouble with the jealousy detecting machines – they can’t handle a jealousy of this magnitude!!!
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Pretty cool that your dad needs to hook you up with women.
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Typical beta-male lack of comprehension!
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And you’d know all about being a beta-male.
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former beta-male*
Takes one to know one, yes.
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FROM 1990′s PHONE. Damn. Haven’t seen one of THOSE in awhile.
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Samsung r355c with net10
$15 a month.
I text and call, that’s it. I don’t need useless features on my phone.
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Not exactly alpha to bullshit your reasoning for not having a decent phone. Alphas can afford smart phones.
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I can “afford” a $40 a month plan. But why? I only text and talk. I don’t need anything more.
Alpha males can be frugal too.
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Your plan isn’t pinned to your phone. You can have your same plan and talk and text without data and still use the smart phone capabilities when you find available wifi.
I say again it’s not exactly alpha to bullshit your reasoning for not having a decent phone. Alphas can afford smart phones.
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WRONG! Show me a smartphone that you can get on prepaid.
Verizon impulse does not allow smartphones on prepaid.
Do your research. I have done mine.
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“WRONG! Show me a smartphone that you can get on prepaid.
Verizon impulse does not allow smartphones on prepaid.
Do your research. I have done mine.”
Beta twat is pathetic….
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Touch screen doesn’t make it a smart phone
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Douche of network then, in most countries you can get any phone you want on any tariff you want. The tariff/prepay/pay as you go differential just affect how much you’ll pay for the handset.
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An Alpha male doesn’t advertise, he doesn’t seek attention, he just gets it.
Alpha post is Fail-
Only a beta-male would believe something like that!
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Also google zyzz.
You are so naive and sheltered.
But then again I don’t expect beta males to begin to understand the workings of alpha males such as myself.
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I still don’t get what you find in here little man…
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Beta males wouldn’t.
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www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Zyzz
“A Zyzz type ethnic douchebag is often pathologically self-aggrandizing, and will alienate others with their attention seeking & wild claims. To others, the majority of their ‘boasts’ come across as vainglorious, and grounded in narcissistic fantasy.”
Yup! That’s Casemeth!!!
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douchebag = alpha
srsly tho
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vainglorious, narcissistic, attention seeking, pathologically self-aggrandizing = casemeth
srsly tho
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Please kill yourself. Thank you.
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WOW!!
The level of beta in this one is OFF THE SCALE!!!
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Why did she/he ignore the message? Im so curious!
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Because she was fat and had a typical myspace fat-hider angle with only her face in the picture.
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you might want to re-examine your angle of attack, because your weak-fucking-bullshit isn’t going to bring in any other type of woman.
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You will give advice when you asked for it, beta-fag.
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I think it’s pretty cool you got your dad trying to hook you up. All my dad wants to do is talk about Jesus.
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More like him agreeing to giving my number out to some desperate fat chick.
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I guess that shows you what he thinks of you.
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Guess again.
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Don’t have to.
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How exactly are you alpha for ignoring a txt from a fat chick?
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Because I don’t fuck or date sub-par chicks. I have standards.
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Fail.
What he meant to say was that not even sub-par chicks would date of fuck him because if they did they would be committing beastiality.
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hur de hur dur cleetus
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This shit’s getting old
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Comments say otherwise.
Sooooo many beta-as-fuck’s racing to try to kill my ego.
HAters gonna hate!
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casemods is a delta male.
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wow i understand you all hate him so
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Because his side is for porn, and this isn’t porn
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Unless you’re into casemods rejecting fat chicks
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Casemods i used to have some respect for you….I gotta respect some who sticks with their guns. But you used to do with a little for lack of a better word “class”. responding to every piece of hate they threw at you was very weak. The little respect i had is now gone.
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he has to respond to ALL negative replies.. he wouldnt be casedouche otherwise. you speak of class to a kid who drives a jimmy and thinks putting the shittiest Fry’s radio on sale last week is doing shit.
the respect you never had is gone casedouche.. your mom wanted me to tell you to grow the fuck up already. oh and your going to have a little (half) brother soon
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He still has not responded to mine yet…the strength of the truth is to powerful for him. That and he is all alone. All good for me though cause some of the comments left are funny as all hell. Most of his comments though are sad…very sub-par, and that is putting it nicely.
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Oh, I want to be part of the conversation too!
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you misspelled something there…its spelled “GAY” not “ALPHA”
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Let me just get this straght…
Some chick text you – and you ignored it.
This is Alpha? Wouldn’t it be more alpha if you… I dunno… impregnated her? Instead if judging her on a mixture of the standards of popular culture – and information from a social networking site? Do Alpha’s use myspace? Or would they be out in the real life (sometimes you geeks call it RL – you may have heard of it) networking with real people?
Wiki says an alpha is “the individual in the community with the highest rank” – Well thats handy… we have some little thumbs to help us determine rank! Lets see….. oh dear….. I have some bad news….
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The only sense in which you are Alpha is the ‘pre-release’ sense.
You are buggy, broken and retarded.
Beta is a little better than you.
Lol
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Ouch.
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Inorite. And I kinda like him for gods sake.
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yeah boi.. keep that pimp hand strong.. fuck them bitches and the haters.. faggot ass nerds never get any pussy just put a real nigga down.. fuck em case, keep it real
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son dont lie to friends on the internets, you where up all night with that fat little skank on the phone. i could hear your tweezers slipping off your pecker while attempting phone sex and i hope those are not the same tweezers you pluck your eyes brows with.
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Oh snap!
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yeah guys dont be amused by my step sons’s doucheness.. he takes it to a whole new level. he has been infatuated with trying to be a real boy like Pinocchio. his mother hung herself when she realized that this kid would grow up to be the biggest douchebag on the internets
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Marijuana. Not even once.
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Fuck that. I don’t want to get hepatitis and aych eye vee
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How do you spread communicable diseases by smoking weed? I thought that only happened with needles.
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Well, actually, the popular thing to do among kids nowadays is to inject weed directly into the eyeballs. As you may guess, they love sharing the needles they use for this, so hepatitis and HIV transmission rates are on the rise amongst marijuana abusers.
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You’re full of shit
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You don’t understand the joke.
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I know you can get Hep through almost any body fluid, but HIV I don’t think so cuz my folks knew someone with it and lived with him and they mixed up toothbrushes and stuff. Passing a joint doesn’t seem like it has enough saliva transfer that it would make a massive difference, but I mean just ask and maybe roll a couple stubbies if you’re worried.
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You need to drink 2 gallons of saliva to get HIV. Don’t ask me how I know that.
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I wouldn’t mix toothbrushes with ANYONE.
That’s fucked up, yo.
Just…ew.
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There isn’t even a “marijuana: not even once campaign”. You know why? IT’S A FUCKING PLANT. And also, if you google it this page is the fourth result.
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Cocas are plants.
Poppies are plants.
Hemlock’s a whole genus of plants.
Just because it’s “natural” doesn’t mean it won’t fuck you up.
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Looks like we are back to the “every drug is as bad as crack crossed with heroin” prevention campaigns.
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This is a photoshop of the ad here:
www.notevenonce.com/ads/run/Friends_type.jpg
And it’s about Meth, not marijuana.
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This is just a silly shop. How many people out there have smoked weed and then said to themselves “you know what? Let’s do some H and fuck hookers in Vegas!” Uh…weed…not a “gateway” drug. Coke…gateway. Meth…gateway. You can’t acquire any disease from smoking a bowl or joint….except maybe Strep throat.
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“weed not a gateway drug”
bullshit
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I smoke weed but I don’t feel inclined to do anything else. Except shrooms. Once. But I wanted to do that since before I started smoking weed.
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Your mom is a gateway drug
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I don’t understand
Why are you being so mean?
You’re a mean mean man
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Eminem?
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The term “gateway drug” is bullshit.
If someone is inclined towards mind altering substances they’ll probably find weed along the way because it is easily available. Before that they probably tried caffeine, alcohol and nicotine. Why focus on marijuana? If it’s because it’s the first illegal drug they tried then again, that’s just because it’s readily available, cheap, safe and easy to use.
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Normally you can’t, unless your so wasted you don’t know what’s going on, and get butt fucked by every passerby.
Also, I’m shocked people even considered it a legit poster.
Also #2 “Swinging, not even once”, “Sluts, not even once”, would be a better shop.
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shitty troll is shit
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I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
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you cant get hep or hiv from smoking pot, yes it is a gateway drug for some, depends on ya personality and if your a dumbcunt or not, i smoke pot 2-3 times a week just a little here n there, and ive never done any other drugs, been smoking 3 years
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fa sho
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If one is of an ‘addictive personality’ and going through pressures in which they feel unable to cope – they will abuse substances. Be it booze, crack or huffing paint. They’ll end up fucked either way.
A little recreational substance use is not a problem. There are many members of the animal kingdom that share our interest in getting squiffy. Its natural man.
Its illegal for one reason – it would ruin the alcohol / tobacco trade. By ruin I mean they would lose a lot of revenue.
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In all seriousness, method of consumption and quality of herb comes into play here.
If you bought a block of ‘soap bar’ in the uk – and just ate it, you would put yourself at risk from hep because of the anti-pestisicides. If you insist on eating rather than smoking, you must cook it in the proper manner, or use a pan and render all the shit out. I don’t know who in their right mind would eat soap bar like a snack. Just saying.
And whilst I’m on my soap box (hahah pun intended) – ‘gateway drug’ is a bullshit term cooked up by the governments. You cannot have legal substances that can be abused – booze, tobacco, a whole industry of pills and potions – and then pick one (completely natural) substance and say it is responsible for all the drug fiends out there. Weed grows. You can literally pick it and smoke it. The idea that a plant is illegal is so far removed from reality that laws like this will not last. Its fucking ridiculous. I’ve taken other controlled substances, white powders and pills from unknown sources – produced in a lab – they are horrible IMO. And the comedown? 8 hours of pain for 4 hours of party time? Fuck everything about that. With weed there is no ‘comedown’ the next day – you’ll feel a little baked still, but in a nice relaxed way. Weed should be an essential part of everyones diet. Go out and buy some now.
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Marijuana is notoriously known as “the” gateway drug, and this is because it is the world’s most commonly used illicit drug. The Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse at Columbia University found that adolescents who smoke marijuana are 85 times more likely to try cocaine than their non-marijuana-smoking peers, and 60 percent of teenagers who try marijuana before they turn 15 go on to try cocaine. Marijuana is a dangerous drug and leads to impaired perception and judgment, diminished short-term memory, and loss of concentration and motivation.
If you’re not part of that statistic, then don’t worry. Otherwise realize that we’ve all seen people start off small, get hooked up with the wrong people and go overboard.
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Yes they TRY cocaine.
Everybody should at least try it. Give it a chance man. You never know you might like it
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Are there any figures on how many marajuana users started out smoking tobacco or drinking alcohol? You know, while we’re talking gateway drugs here.
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I think they mean, that they figure if someone’s going to use an illegal substance, they’ll usually start with the least dangerous. If they’re fine with doing something that will alter their mind, and break the law while doing so, what’s to stop them from moving on to something else mind-alerting and illegal once the safe stuff’s lost its impact.
I mean, I agree that cigarettes and alcohol is where you collect your $200, but they’re legal. Weather or not they should be is a totally different issue. They’re legal because you can’t grow your own booze or cigarettes, or Prozac. The government cant get in on it. But regardless, its illegal. And you know what isn’t relaxing after a hard days work? JAIL.
And don’t pull that “it’s a plant” bs. So is Poison Ivy. Lets see you roll in some.
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If your all your decisions in life are based on what is legal I pity you.
People like you come out with shit like this: “Its wrong because it is illegal – and the authorities know best.” You know alcohol was illegal in ‘merica right? I guess you agreed with that? And that period when coffee was illegal in India? Oh thats fine too?
Then you go to a country where it IS legal. And your whole outlook changes? Fucking lame. Grow an opinion of your own.
Poion Ivy? What kind of a stupid example is that? The clue is in the name POISON ivy. OH HAI THERES A VOLCANO IT IS NATURAL ILL STAND IN IT. Nature does not nessessarily like you at all.
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“Marijuana is a dangerous drug and leads to impaired perception and judgment, diminished short-term memory, and loss of concentration and motivation.”
Bullshit. Unproven raving propoganda. Show me one study to prove this.
In fact I’d argue the opposite. It increases perception upto 10 fold, and gives a wonderful realistic ability for ‘judgement’. If I was to fight you in a ring – after a blunt – I reckon I’d annihilate you. Read up on how many professional fighters use MJ when they train. Even better – try it yourself instead of repeating the scaremongering bullshit you picked up.
Diminished short-term memory? Bullshit again. Have a smoke – then go learn about something you enjoy. Then report back. MJ is a fantastic study aid. Personally I find it allows me to focus completely on a task at hand. I have learnt a hell of a lot while blazed out. No distractions – complete and utter focus. Hours upon hours of work gets done. and loss of concentration and motivation? I’d say thats your own personal problem – nothing to do with MJ. If you can’t get motivated then you are lazy. Yes MJ makes you relaxed – its not a amphetamine – but if you try a vigorous exercise routine under the influence you’ll notice a huge difference. Its like you understand HOW to move. You can hear the little messages your body is sending.
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Why don’t we ever count booze, tobacco or caffeine as gateway drugs?
Because booze, tobacco or caffeine have multi-billion dollar industries behind them.
It really pisses me off that people talk about how dangerous smoking pot is, even though tobacco and alcohol are way more toxic.
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Yessir. And the very fact that tobacco and booze are billion dollar industries is the reason that MJ is illegal. The one fucking ridiculous hipocritical reason. It doesnt add up. The law is powered by greed. This gives me a huge reassureance these laws cannot last.
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I asked my doctor this morning about this one …
As best as I can translate it from Nederlands (Dutch) to English his answer was quite simple:
“There isn’t enough cow shit in the fields of Holland that could pile up to that piece of mis-information about marijuana.”
(and believe me we have a lot of cows here … about 42,000 dairy farmers in a country slightly larger than New Jersey)
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how come nobody mentions alcohol or tobacco, which are the real gateway drugs…
seriously, the pot smokers of yesterday are the pot smokers of today, but all of the tweakers and junkies i know started out with booze and cigarettes.
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Thats how HIV was made?
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Make haste Troll. Tomorrow needs you too!
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How do you spread communicable diseases by smoking weed? I thought that only happened with needles.
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Well, actually, the popular thing to do among kids nowadays is to inject weed directly into the eyeballs. As you may guess, they love sharing the needles they use for this, so hepatitis and HIV transmission rates are on the rise amongst marijuana abusers.
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You’re full of shit
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You don’t understand the joke.
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I know you can get Hep through almost any body fluid, but HIV I don’t think so cuz my folks knew someone with it and lived with him and they mixed up toothbrushes and stuff. Passing a joint doesn’t seem like it has enough saliva transfer that it would make a massive difference, but I mean just ask and maybe roll a couple stubbies if you’re worried.
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You need to drink 2 gallons of saliva to get HIV. Don’t ask me how I know that.
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I wouldn’t mix toothbrushes with ANYONE.
That’s fucked up, yo.
Just…ew.
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There isn’t even a “marijuana: not even once campaign”. You know why? IT’S A FUCKING PLANT. And also, if you google it this page is the fourth result.
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Cocas are plants.
Poppies are plants.
Hemlock’s a whole genus of plants.
Just because it’s “natural” doesn’t mean it won’t fuck you up.
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Looks like we are back to the “every drug is as bad as crack crossed with heroin” prevention campaigns.
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This is a photoshop of the ad here:
www.notevenonce.com/ads/run/Friends_type.jpg
And it’s about Meth, not marijuana.
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This is just a silly shop. How many people out there have smoked weed and then said to themselves “you know what? Let’s do some H and fuck hookers in Vegas!” Uh…weed…not a “gateway” drug. Coke…gateway. Meth…gateway. You can’t acquire any disease from smoking a bowl or joint….except maybe Strep throat.
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“weed not a gateway drug”
bullshit
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I smoke weed but I don’t feel inclined to do anything else. Except shrooms. Once. But I wanted to do that since before I started smoking weed.
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Your mom is a gateway drug
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I don’t understand
Why are you being so mean?
You’re a mean mean man-
Eminem?
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The term “gateway drug” is bullshit.
If someone is inclined towards mind altering substances they’ll probably find weed along the way because it is easily available. Before that they probably tried caffeine, alcohol and nicotine. Why focus on marijuana? If it’s because it’s the first illegal drug they tried then again, that’s just because it’s readily available, cheap, safe and easy to use. -
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Normally you can’t, unless your so wasted you don’t know what’s going on, and get butt fucked by every passerby.
Also, I’m shocked people even considered it a legit poster.
Also #2 “Swinging, not even once”, “Sluts, not even once”, would be a better shop.
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shitty troll is shit
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I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
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you cant get hep or hiv from smoking pot, yes it is a gateway drug for some, depends on ya personality and if your a dumbcunt or not, i smoke pot 2-3 times a week just a little here n there, and ive never done any other drugs, been smoking 3 years
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fa sho
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If one is of an ‘addictive personality’ and going through pressures in which they feel unable to cope – they will abuse substances. Be it booze, crack or huffing paint. They’ll end up fucked either way.
A little recreational substance use is not a problem. There are many members of the animal kingdom that share our interest in getting squiffy. Its natural man.
Its illegal for one reason – it would ruin the alcohol / tobacco trade. By ruin I mean they would lose a lot of revenue.
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In all seriousness, method of consumption and quality of herb comes into play here.
If you bought a block of ‘soap bar’ in the uk – and just ate it, you would put yourself at risk from hep because of the anti-pestisicides. If you insist on eating rather than smoking, you must cook it in the proper manner, or use a pan and render all the shit out. I don’t know who in their right mind would eat soap bar like a snack. Just saying.
And whilst I’m on my soap box (hahah pun intended) – ‘gateway drug’ is a bullshit term cooked up by the governments. You cannot have legal substances that can be abused – booze, tobacco, a whole industry of pills and potions – and then pick one (completely natural) substance and say it is responsible for all the drug fiends out there. Weed grows. You can literally pick it and smoke it. The idea that a plant is illegal is so far removed from reality that laws like this will not last. Its fucking ridiculous. I’ve taken other controlled substances, white powders and pills from unknown sources – produced in a lab – they are horrible IMO. And the comedown? 8 hours of pain for 4 hours of party time? Fuck everything about that. With weed there is no ‘comedown’ the next day – you’ll feel a little baked still, but in a nice relaxed way. Weed should be an essential part of everyones diet. Go out and buy some now.
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Marijuana is notoriously known as “the” gateway drug, and this is because it is the world’s most commonly used illicit drug. The Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse at Columbia University found that adolescents who smoke marijuana are 85 times more likely to try cocaine than their non-marijuana-smoking peers, and 60 percent of teenagers who try marijuana before they turn 15 go on to try cocaine. Marijuana is a dangerous drug and leads to impaired perception and judgment, diminished short-term memory, and loss of concentration and motivation.
If you’re not part of that statistic, then don’t worry. Otherwise realize that we’ve all seen people start off small, get hooked up with the wrong people and go overboard.
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Yes they TRY cocaine.
Everybody should at least try it. Give it a chance man. You never know you might like it
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Are there any figures on how many marajuana users started out smoking tobacco or drinking alcohol? You know, while we’re talking gateway drugs here.
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I think they mean, that they figure if someone’s going to use an illegal substance, they’ll usually start with the least dangerous. If they’re fine with doing something that will alter their mind, and break the law while doing so, what’s to stop them from moving on to something else mind-alerting and illegal once the safe stuff’s lost its impact.
I mean, I agree that cigarettes and alcohol is where you collect your $200, but they’re legal. Weather or not they should be is a totally different issue. They’re legal because you can’t grow your own booze or cigarettes, or Prozac. The government cant get in on it. But regardless, its illegal. And you know what isn’t relaxing after a hard days work? JAIL.
And don’t pull that “it’s a plant” bs. So is Poison Ivy. Lets see you roll in some.
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If your all your decisions in life are based on what is legal I pity you.
People like you come out with shit like this: “Its wrong because it is illegal – and the authorities know best.” You know alcohol was illegal in ‘merica right? I guess you agreed with that? And that period when coffee was illegal in India? Oh thats fine too?
Then you go to a country where it IS legal. And your whole outlook changes? Fucking lame. Grow an opinion of your own.
Poion Ivy? What kind of a stupid example is that? The clue is in the name POISON ivy. OH HAI THERES A VOLCANO IT IS NATURAL ILL STAND IN IT. Nature does not nessessarily like you at all.
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“Marijuana is a dangerous drug and leads to impaired perception and judgment, diminished short-term memory, and loss of concentration and motivation.”
Bullshit. Unproven raving propoganda. Show me one study to prove this.
In fact I’d argue the opposite. It increases perception upto 10 fold, and gives a wonderful realistic ability for ‘judgement’. If I was to fight you in a ring – after a blunt – I reckon I’d annihilate you. Read up on how many professional fighters use MJ when they train. Even better – try it yourself instead of repeating the scaremongering bullshit you picked up.
Diminished short-term memory? Bullshit again. Have a smoke – then go learn about something you enjoy. Then report back. MJ is a fantastic study aid. Personally I find it allows me to focus completely on a task at hand. I have learnt a hell of a lot while blazed out. No distractions – complete and utter focus. Hours upon hours of work gets done. and loss of concentration and motivation? I’d say thats your own personal problem – nothing to do with MJ. If you can’t get motivated then you are lazy. Yes MJ makes you relaxed – its not a amphetamine – but if you try a vigorous exercise routine under the influence you’ll notice a huge difference. Its like you understand HOW to move. You can hear the little messages your body is sending.
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Why don’t we ever count booze, tobacco or caffeine as gateway drugs?
Because booze, tobacco or caffeine have multi-billion dollar industries behind them.It really pisses me off that people talk about how dangerous smoking pot is, even though tobacco and alcohol are way more toxic.
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Yessir. And the very fact that tobacco and booze are billion dollar industries is the reason that MJ is illegal. The one fucking ridiculous hipocritical reason. It doesnt add up. The law is powered by greed. This gives me a huge reassureance these laws cannot last.
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I asked my doctor this morning about this one …
As best as I can translate it from Nederlands (Dutch) to English his answer was quite simple:
“There isn’t enough cow shit in the fields of Holland that could pile up to that piece of mis-information about marijuana.”(and believe me we have a lot of cows here … about 42,000 dairy farmers in a country slightly larger than New Jersey)
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how come nobody mentions alcohol or tobacco, which are the real gateway drugs…
seriously, the pot smokers of yesterday are the pot smokers of today, but all of the tweakers and junkies i know started out with booze and cigarettes.
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Thats how HIV was made?
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75% of women
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Why do you hate women?
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because he likes the cock.. i thought this was obvious for many years already
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Why do women lie to men?
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The same reason men lie to women… To get what they want.
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Women are like optical illusions some time.
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Mostly after too many beers
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Are we suddenly supposed to look at the FACE of women?
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I’d fuck them both.
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That some serious acne…
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her sister is way hotter. but -1 for sharing the apartment.
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Still works for me, she just has to wake up before I do and I will never know.
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cheap make-up probably causes the acne
it ends up being a vicious cycle, more acne requires more make-up
which causes more acne, which requires more make-up and so on.
Sister had to go to the Doctor to get Super Pro Active prescription face acid stuff
But the dude in the pic should probably also sanitize his razors before he shaves
that looks like some seriously infected hair follicles along his neck and jaw line
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So true.
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Acne? She’s gorgeous!
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See this and imagine what makeup can do with casemods.
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You cant polish a gold statue.
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Why would you want to make a gold statue such as myself any better looking tho??
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Mythbusters proved you can.
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I can, slowly with sandpaper.
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Until there’s nothing left?
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(sigh) still hotter than my girlfriend (unfortunately)
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I know so many of those… 
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The make-up is causing this shit.
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Why do you hate women?
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because he likes the cock.. i thought this was obvious for many years already
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Why do women lie to men?
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The same reason men lie to women… To get what they want.
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Women are like optical illusions some time.
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Mostly after too many beers
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Are we suddenly supposed to look at the FACE of women?
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I’d fuck them both.
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That some serious acne…
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her sister is way hotter. but -1 for sharing the apartment.
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Still works for me, she just has to wake up before I do and I will never know.
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cheap make-up probably causes the acne
it ends up being a vicious cycle, more acne requires more make-up
which causes more acne, which requires more make-up and so on.Sister had to go to the Doctor to get Super Pro Active prescription face acid stuff
But the dude in the pic should probably also sanitize his razors before he shaves
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So true.
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Acne? She’s gorgeous!
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See this and imagine what makeup can do with casemods.
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You cant polish a gold statue.
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Why would you want to make a gold statue such as myself any better looking tho??
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Mythbusters proved you can.
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I can, slowly with sandpaper.
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Until there’s nothing left?
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(sigh) still hotter than my girlfriend (unfortunately)
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I know so many of those…
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The make-up is causing this shit.
iPod touch $200 off coupon
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We know you have an iPod 3G, but let us give you some incentive to spend (a little less but) still more money on our “new!” product.
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Yeah I agree, but for about $30 with tax, you can’t beat this.
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iphone – for when you’re too stupid to phone good like
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Stick it up your pooper on NSFW or GTFO
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Fake coupon trolls can be hilarious.
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DEFINITELY fake they try to use these all the time where i work. Dumbasses think they’re so smart trying to pass off fake coupons.
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We know you have an iPod 3G, but let us give you some incentive to spend (a little less but) still more money on our “new!” product.
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Yeah I agree, but for about $30 with tax, you can’t beat this.
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iphone – for when you’re too stupid to phone good like
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Stick it up your pooper on NSFW or GTFO
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Fake coupon trolls can be hilarious.
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DEFINITELY fake they try to use these all the time where i work. Dumbasses think they’re so smart trying to pass off fake coupons.
Windows VS linux
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If Ubuntu thwarts you, then doubtless you’re still having trouble eating with the ‘fork’. That also explains why women are such a mystery to you.
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The image on the right I think is meant to represent Linux itself, not its cute cousin.
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if that were the case, it would be more like windows vs any command line interface. Or just GUI vs CLI.
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this surprised me not
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You must be more intelligent than case to use Linux. There’s a shocker.
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sudo apt-get aclue
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This is what a virus sees
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Yet another casetroll
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>they think I made this image
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If Ubuntu thwarts you, then doubtless you’re still having trouble eating with the ‘fork’. That also explains why women are such a mystery to you.
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The image on the right I think is meant to represent Linux itself, not its cute cousin.
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if that were the case, it would be more like windows vs any command line interface. Or just GUI vs CLI.
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this surprised me not
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You must be more intelligent than case to use Linux. There’s a shocker.
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sudo apt-get aclue
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This is what a virus sees
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Yet another casetroll
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>they think I made this image
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Emma showing some skin
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inb4 “pedophile”, “she’s not a real woman” etc…
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It’s always so strange when a picture like these is too big for your monitor’s resolution, so you have to scroll down, then back up, then back down. It’s like staring at a girl with a remote-controlled camera, giving her a once-over manually.
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Why doesn’t it just properly fit itself into the border?
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pedophiles, she’s not a real women.
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in reference the the post’s text “inb4 “pedophile”, “she’s not a real woman” etc…”
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in reference to all the pedophiles on this site that are obsessed with this young boy.
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she’s 21
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Thanks a lot, Captain Bonerkiller.
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You mean your comments?
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But you ARE right, she’s not a real woman. It’s a boy.
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Funny, I’m downvoted here for saying that, yet in that other picture everyone is calling her a boy.
Way to go hypocrites.
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It’s cause we hate you
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Casemeth, you are SUCH A FUCKTARD!! First, you can’t be “inb4″ if you’re the goddamned poster. Second, she’s 21, thus, no pedo! Third, yeah, she’s hot. Don’t assume that just because someone disagrees with you on the hotness of a FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD that the person must have a fixation for women with more chins than a chinese phone book. Fourth, and finally, grow the fuck up!
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She’s got the exact same body as Chloe moretz I posted a few days ago.
people should stop looking up girls ages to feel comfortable with liking them.
Either you like that body type or your into whales.
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It’s that retarded bullshit logic that’ll convince you it’s OK to fuck a 14 year old, get you arrested for statutory rape, and land you on the sex offenders registry. IF, that is, her daddy doesn’t shoot you or worse (something to be hoped for). Oh, and that last argument is called “Reductio ad absurdum”. Kiddo, you really don’t have to stretch things to the limit to make a point. People will disagree with you your whole goddamned life. Grow a set of balls and GET OVER IT.
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I think it’s ok to fuck a 14 year old if she’s already a slut.
It’s not like your introducing her into sex or taking advantage of her.
Most 14 year olds are already sluts anyway (watch the movie thirteen)
I don’t see how age really matters in this way.
17 is illegal, but one day later and 18 = perfectly legal?
It’s this type if retarded bullshit logic that mindless puppets like you eat up after it’s been shit on your plate by society.
Anyways, I don’t go out and look for underage girls to fuck.
I wouldn’t even fuck or date a girl under 21 (assuming she told me her correct age)
I’ve fucked 2 25 year olds, a 40 year old and a 17-18 year old(still in high school, and she was already having sex and drinking/doing drugs so I didn’t care her age/it didn’t matter)
Older = slower metabolism = fatter/less flexible.
15-19 years of age = sexual prime. one year less = 14
If there’s fluff on da muff, den she’s old enough.
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A woman’s sexual prime is in her thirties, just so ya know.
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Fuckmods: You’re going to hell
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I’m not sure about the left one, but the right picture is from before she was 18.
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And look how fat she is compared to the under 18 picture.
That’s all I’m saying.
The lower the metabolism, the lower my interest. bah dum tiss
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I’m not sure whats your job on this planet is,
and, i’m not sure if you are from this planet.
So,
go back unde the stone in the desert where you come from.
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I always thought it was if you’re old enough to crawl you’re in the right position
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Let’s all punch casemods in the face.
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don’t you mean karate chop, ching bong sue, ching dieh pah bo chi nho ching chang chong
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That’s all gibberish dumbass.
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And you claim to be into japan and shit….
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It’s always so strange when a picture like these is too big for your monitor’s resolution, so you have to scroll down, then back up, then back down. It’s like staring at a girl with a remote-controlled camera, giving her a once-over manually.
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Why doesn’t it just properly fit itself into the border?
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pedophiles, she’s not a real women.
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in reference the the post’s text “inb4 “pedophile”, “she’s not a real woman” etc…”
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in reference to all the pedophiles on this site that are obsessed with this young boy.
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she’s 21
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Thanks a lot, Captain Bonerkiller.
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You mean your comments?
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But you ARE right, she’s not a real woman. It’s a boy.
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Funny, I’m downvoted here for saying that, yet in that other picture everyone is calling her a boy.
Way to go hypocrites.
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It’s cause we hate you
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Casemeth, you are SUCH A FUCKTARD!! First, you can’t be “inb4″ if you’re the goddamned poster. Second, she’s 21, thus, no pedo! Third, yeah, she’s hot. Don’t assume that just because someone disagrees with you on the hotness of a FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD that the person must have a fixation for women with more chins than a chinese phone book. Fourth, and finally, grow the fuck up!
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She’s got the exact same body as Chloe moretz I posted a few days ago.
people should stop looking up girls ages to feel comfortable with liking them.
Either you like that body type or your into whales.
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It’s that retarded bullshit logic that’ll convince you it’s OK to fuck a 14 year old, get you arrested for statutory rape, and land you on the sex offenders registry. IF, that is, her daddy doesn’t shoot you or worse (something to be hoped for). Oh, and that last argument is called “Reductio ad absurdum”. Kiddo, you really don’t have to stretch things to the limit to make a point. People will disagree with you your whole goddamned life. Grow a set of balls and GET OVER IT.
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I think it’s ok to fuck a 14 year old if she’s already a slut.
It’s not like your introducing her into sex or taking advantage of her.
Most 14 year olds are already sluts anyway (watch the movie thirteen)
I don’t see how age really matters in this way.
17 is illegal, but one day later and 18 = perfectly legal?
It’s this type if retarded bullshit logic that mindless puppets like you eat up after it’s been shit on your plate by society.
Anyways, I don’t go out and look for underage girls to fuck.
I wouldn’t even fuck or date a girl under 21 (assuming she told me her correct age)
I’ve fucked 2 25 year olds, a 40 year old and a 17-18 year old(still in high school, and she was already having sex and drinking/doing drugs so I didn’t care her age/it didn’t matter)
Older = slower metabolism = fatter/less flexible.
15-19 years of age = sexual prime. one year less = 14
If there’s fluff on da muff, den she’s old enough.
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A woman’s sexual prime is in her thirties, just so ya know.
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Fuckmods: You’re going to hell
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I’m not sure about the left one, but the right picture is from before she was 18.
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And look how fat she is compared to the under 18 picture.
That’s all I’m saying.
The lower the metabolism, the lower my interest. bah dum tiss
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I’m not sure whats your job on this planet is,
and, i’m not sure if you are from this planet.
So,
go back unde the stone in the desert where you come from.
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I always thought it was if you’re old enough to crawl you’re in the right position
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Let’s all punch casemods in the face.
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don’t you mean karate chop, ching bong sue, ching dieh pah bo chi nho ching chang chong
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That’s all gibberish dumbass.
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Hitler teens
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Who says theirs no hope in the youth/future?
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Hitler?! I thought they were just looking for Kyle!
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He’s about this tall.
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Wouldn’t it be more to the front if it was a nazi salute?
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They are dancing. This isn’t actually the high hand.
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In Hitler’s defence he did stabilise the German economy, before he came along they were in a depression
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And seriously, that wasn’t a troll post, you should try looking in a history book that is more than 10 years old
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Lose a World War and your economy will take a dive…lose it a second time and we give half your country away to Mother Russia.
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What the fuck happened to my comments?
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“Where’s peado bear?”
“He’s over there!”
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Oh, there they are, they didn’t appear before, I feel like a retard now…
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You know Americans used to do the Roman salute for the Pledge of Allegiance until the Nazis ruined it. At least nowadays it helps pick out the white trash in our country. That and confederate flags.
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Pick of Americans kids doing it
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[Insert "invasion" innuendo]
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Looks like they are doing rotator cuff exercises which is smart of them.
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DU HAST MICH!!!!
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come girls it could,d be that big!
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stupid is as stupid does…..Ignorance is bliss? Fucking morons.
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Re the German economy in the late 1920s / early 1930s.
Here’s a short quiz.
What was happening to the other major western economies at the same time?
How did they cope?
What was happening to the other major western economies at the same time as Hitler came to power?
Correct answers to all three of the above give the writer of the above comment the right to cross out ‘retard’ on your driving licence and replace it with ‘moron’.
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Hitler?! I thought they were just looking for Kyle!
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He’s about this tall.
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Wouldn’t it be more to the front if it was a nazi salute?
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They are dancing. This isn’t actually the high hand.
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In Hitler’s defence he did stabilise the German economy, before he came along they were in a depression
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And seriously, that wasn’t a troll post, you should try looking in a history book that is more than 10 years old
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Lose a World War and your economy will take a dive…lose it a second time and we give half your country away to Mother Russia.
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What the fuck happened to my comments?
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Oh, there they are, they didn’t appear before, I feel like a retard now…
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You know Americans used to do the Roman salute for the Pledge of Allegiance until the Nazis ruined it. At least nowadays it helps pick out the white trash in our country. That and confederate flags.
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Pick of Americans kids doing it
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[Insert "invasion" innuendo]
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Looks like they are doing rotator cuff exercises which is smart of them.
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DU HAST MICH!!!!
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come girls it could,d be that big!
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stupid is as stupid does…..Ignorance is bliss? Fucking morons.
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Re the German economy in the late 1920s / early 1930s.
Here’s a short quiz.What was happening to the other major western economies at the same time?
How did they cope?
What was happening to the other major western economies at the same time as Hitler came to power?
Correct answers to all three of the above give the writer of the above comment the right to cross out ‘retard’ on your driving licence and replace it with ‘moron’.
Chloe Moretz in sweats
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I find this picture of her the most sexual out of all the pictures I googled of her.
I don’t know why.
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Because you’re a creepy stalker?
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She’s 14yrs old you pedophile. Jesus Christ, why is casemods not banned by now?
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A pedophile is attracted to prepubescent children.
I see boobies.
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Yeah, technically it’s ephebophilia.
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When you say that word, it looks bad.
“Ephebophilia is the sexual preference of adults for mid-to-late adolescents, generally ages 15 to 19″
So it’s a perfectly normal and natural classification.
But in all fairness, I like all girls with breasts, not just under 18.
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So wait, casemods is a pedo that you all hate?
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I don’t know, casemods, those boobs look too saggy.
I thought you had standards!
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She has a certain crack whore look about her…
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Perhaps that’s why I find this “outfit” appealing. It does have that sort of “sexy-wild” hair style going on, which usually whores/port stars have.
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Chris Hanson would like to talk to you.
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this is how i feel everytime i see a casemods post:
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Actually, in Roman times it was opposite. Thumbs up meant to keep them on Earth, thumbs up meant kill them/send them up to heaven.
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Close.
Thumbs down meant to put the tip of your sword in the dirt (to spare his life).
Thumbs up was pointed at the neck, meaning to cut his throat.
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I dont judge by age, I judge by looks.
She gives she same sexy “I want it” smiles that Emma wattson does in most of her pictures.
Explain why I SHOULDNT be arroused.
She’s got tits. Decent ones. And they are perky with what looks like no bra.
You can all keep posting fat chicks with huge saggy titties and spare tires if you like.
I’ll just be over here with standards.
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Seriously, if you don’t know without a doubt she’s over 18, why risk it? Go for the girls you know won’t get you jail time, there’s plenty of legal hotties out there.
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Because you’re a creepy stalker?
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She’s 14yrs old you pedophile. Jesus Christ, why is casemods not banned by now?
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A pedophile is attracted to prepubescent children.
I see boobies.
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Yeah, technically it’s ephebophilia.
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When you say that word, it looks bad.
“Ephebophilia is the sexual preference of adults for mid-to-late adolescents, generally ages 15 to 19″
So it’s a perfectly normal and natural classification.
But in all fairness, I like all girls with breasts, not just under 18.
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So wait, casemods is a pedo that you all hate?
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I don’t know, casemods, those boobs look too saggy.
I thought you had standards!
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She has a certain crack whore look about her…
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Perhaps that’s why I find this “outfit” appealing. It does have that sort of “sexy-wild” hair style going on, which usually whores/port stars have.
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Chris Hanson would like to talk to you.
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this is how i feel everytime i see a casemods post:
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Actually, in Roman times it was opposite. Thumbs up meant to keep them on Earth, thumbs up meant kill them/send them up to heaven.
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Close.
Thumbs down meant to put the tip of your sword in the dirt (to spare his life).
Thumbs up was pointed at the neck, meaning to cut his throat.
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I dont judge by age, I judge by looks.
She gives she same sexy “I want it” smiles that Emma wattson does in most of her pictures.
Explain why I SHOULDNT be arroused.
She’s got tits. Decent ones. And they are perky with what looks like no bra.
You can all keep posting fat chicks with huge saggy titties and spare tires if you like.
I’ll just be over here with standards.
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Seriously, if you don’t know without a doubt she’s over 18, why risk it? Go for the girls you know won’t get you jail time, there’s plenty of legal hotties out there.
August 26, 2011 at 8:15 am
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…………………………………….
August 26, 2011 at 8:35 am
well at least tell us what it is.
You see what you’ve done DNK? We’re actually interacting with him now!
August 26, 2011 at 10:17 am
I knew it would come to this. Just yesterday, after seeing the coon’s 147th airplane, I said to myself “At this point I would almost welcome something from casemods”
Case, your dinner sucks. The bread looks very pedestrian, and god knows what that thing on the right is. Plus, styrofoam.
August 26, 2011 at 8:51 am
Casemods, it’s good to hear from you again, you haven’t posted anything for a while, right? Or maybe you have, I haven’t actually been paying attention
August 26, 2011 at 9:22 am
Polystyrene packaging? You’re the reason the climate’s going to shit.
August 26, 2011 at 3:03 pm
In CM’s defense, which I really hate to do, I would more blame the business than the customer, as the latter has no choice in how their take out garbage is packaged. They could go elsewhere, yes, but it’s kinda hard to know what their packaging consists of unless you have been there before.
August 26, 2011 at 10:20 am
Actually more interesting than all this military planes crap.
August 26, 2011 at 10:28 am
I’m surprised he didn’t plagiarize tonights dinner and say he made it himself.
August 26, 2011 at 11:29 am
Which do you think is nicer Jack Daniel’s or Johnny Walker?
August 26, 2011 at 11:36 am
Apples and oranges, anon.
August 26, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Caol Ila.
August 26, 2011 at 11:45 am
I see they gave you a desk at the glory hole. How many married daddies did it take to fill your lunchbox with sperm.
August 26, 2011 at 12:03 pm
Wait, if you really were showing us what you ate tonight wouldn’t it be the unwashed penis of some aged old queer in the bathroom of a local fast food place?
Tell me, does the smell of urinal pucks get you all excited?
A sort of Pavlovian response….Minty freshness = Insert cock here!
August 26, 2011 at 12:12 pm
You’re so fucking awesome, eating and shit…
August 26, 2011 at 2:46 pm
talking to yourself again?
August 26, 2011 at 2:32 pm
bread and butter, very opulent.
August 26, 2011 at 2:38 pm
beige food. it’s both unexciting and unappetizing, much like this photo.
August 26, 2011 at 2:44 pm
Aww crap, you again?
August 26, 2011 at 3:04 pm
Jeebus, they could have wrapped the bread in foil instead of all that styro.
August 26, 2011 at 5:04 pm
I guess it’s true. You really are what you eat.
August 26, 2011 at 8:05 pm
Shit?
August 26, 2011 at 8:46 pm
Case. Just go. Go and don’t look back.
August 27, 2011 at 9:24 am
What happened to you case? Why do you use a fork?