COBRA TROOPS, ATTAAAAACK!

Comment by Hepathos — March 22, 2008 @ 2:22 am

NEVER. GOD DAMN IT.

Comment by DemolitionsGeek — March 21, 2008 @ 9:21 am

Someone has discovered /b/!

Congratulations…

Comment by MagicFly! — March 21, 2008 @ 11:15 am

that die is a fucking lie.

no geek die would ever have that.

Comment by whitegangstar — March 21, 2008 @ 11:57 am

I thought that said “Greek” Dice. I didn’t know Greeks wrote Fan Fiction.

Comment by Gunface01 — March 21, 2008 @ 12:14 pm

Of course they did. And were really prolific. Unless you believe the Iliad or the the Odyssey were true stories. In which case… I have a set of 12 sided dice I’d like to sell you…

But no. This is not a real geek die. “GO Outside” does not exist on real geek dice…

Comment by Phyreblade — March 21, 2008 @ 8:55 pm

I know I’m gonna regret asking:
What does authentic jamaican cock taste like?

Comment by Goldfinger — March 21, 2008 @ 8:40 pm

I am glad you asked…

Bam-chicka-bam-bam…

Comment by ack — March 22, 2008 @ 3:38 am

just you wait, I gotta dig up my picture of the “cock brand sauce” that goes with it!!!

Comment by mgear — March 22, 2008 @ 1:32 pm

this looks shopped

Comment by T G Geko — March 15, 2008 @ 7:16 am

^He can tell from some of the pixels, and from having seen quite a few shops in his life.

Comment by Sikras — March 15, 2008 @ 9:41 am

Actually, looks chopped.
heh.. heheh… pun.

Comment by SuperAmmo — March 15, 2008 @ 10:29 am

So, they make bikes out of bamboo due to lack technology and resources, yet they could somehow take digital photos?

Comment by pedantic — March 15, 2008 @ 1:03 pm

I’d imagine it was a Christian Missionary bringing civilization to the heathens that took the picture.

Comment by tiki god — March 15, 2008 @ 1:25 pm

they do it cause they can.
Jungle biker gangs. o_o

Comment by SuperAmmo — March 15, 2008 @ 2:37 pm

Better check the Koran. Doesn’t say the earth is round, so therefor it is flat. According to some Indian guy. It doesn’t even say the earth is flat. What a fucking dumb conclusion. Fuck I hate religion.

Comment by Samael — March 14, 2008 @ 8:41 am

hm… sounds like sixth grade science class all over again

Comment by doombuddy — March 14, 2008 @ 9:04 am

Earth would have to be pretty small for this proof to work. Or the ship, the pier and the kids would have to be pretty big.

Comment by Goldfinger — March 14, 2008 @ 9:13 am

UNGODLY.

Comment by Sneaky Snake — March 14, 2008 @ 9:18 am

Too bad those ships are filled with Mongol Hordes.

Comment by Sticky — March 14, 2008 @ 9:37 am

Hueg ships are hueg.

Comment by Ando — March 14, 2008 @ 10:06 am

@Goldfinger,
WTF, this proof does work. It’s how the ancient Greeks figured out the world was round. Haven’t you ever been to the ocean? There’s even a couple places on land where you can see the curvature of the earth.

Comment by reboot — March 14, 2008 @ 10:24 am

You can see it at the VLA when the dishes are at their largest configuration.

Comment by evil_penguin_17 — March 14, 2008 @ 10:49 am

penguin, please explain…I’m going to the VLA next week. Is this phenomenon visible from the ground or do you have to be up on one of the dish piers to have proper perspective?

Comment by AKircher — March 14, 2008 @ 10:53 am

Yeah, I’ve read a few pages about the curvature of the earth now and it seems to make sense to me. Too many formulas - shouldn’t have asked a geologist for an article about that topic.
The question that runs around in my head is: Does the ship “appear” at the horizon because the earth is round or does it “appear” because things seem smaller the farther they are away from the viewer. Maybe it’s both.

Comment by Goldfinger — March 14, 2008 @ 10:53 am

You can kind of see it from the ground, but only when the dishes are in the widest configuration. The plains are very flat there.

Comment by evil_penguin_17 — March 14, 2008 @ 11:06 am

“Does the ship “appear” at the horizon because the earth is round or does it “appear” because things seem smaller the farther they are away from the viewer.”
That’s the whole point about the seeing the smoke (or the sails) first. If it what only a matter of distance, then the whole ship would come into view at the same time, but since the top of the ship comes into view before the rest of the ship, that implies a curvature.
And if you do the math you can accurately calculate the circumference of the Earth just by knowing the height of the ship and the distance that it comes into view.

Comment by reboot — March 14, 2008 @ 11:12 am

I’ve had people tell me they can see the curvature of the earth at large stadiums — the Skydome, the Metrodome, etc . . . I stopped short of striking them.

Comment by tripolar — March 14, 2008 @ 11:15 am

we can also look at the pictures we have taken from space…

that is of course if you believe those pictures aren’t shopped.

Comment by Karartiz — March 14, 2008 @ 11:23 am

@reboot:
Makes complete sense, thanks
But I don’t wanna do any math. Math is an asshole and as far as I care math could just as well die.

Comment by Goldfinger — March 14, 2008 @ 12:03 pm

Thanks, penguin. I’ll see if I can capture a photo…

Comment by AKircher — March 14, 2008 @ 12:13 pm

If the earth wasnt round then the moon wouldnt appear to be crescent shaped at times, moon = crescent shaped when the light from the sun is partically blocked by the earth… which is round

Comment by sansbutt — March 14, 2008 @ 1:05 pm

But discs are round, too.

Comment by Goldfinger — March 14, 2008 @ 1:08 pm

Anyone that still thinks the earth is flat, WANTS to be wrong. They only pretend to think that way to get attention.

Comment by AlecDalek — March 14, 2008 @ 1:15 pm

The earth doesn’t exist, it is a lie perpetuated by MSM to get you to buy buy buy. wake up sheeple.

Comment by Bakudai — March 14, 2008 @ 2:36 pm

Fuck you people have good eyesight. Like when I see a ship that far in the horizon it looks like a dot, I can’t tell what part of the fucking ship I’m seeing.

Seriously have you been to an ocean you can see pretty far out. I doubt anyone has that good eyesight.

@teen angtheist guy up there:
Actually it says in the Hindu Vedas that the earth is round. Other sources say it’s flat but that’s hinduism for you: it’s not taken very literally even by devout followers they focus more on the philosophy of it, but you’re an ignorant cunt anyway.

Also, I don’t know about your everyday Muslim, but educated medieval Muslims took it as a given.

So in other words your just like a fundamentalist physco, making up hateful and ignorant non-truths about things you don’t even know about?

Comment by Caio — March 14, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

Eratosthenes FTW!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eratosthenes

Comment by st_judas — March 14, 2008 @ 3:34 pm

Yeah, in Portugal they found a whole bunch of papers of basically people double-checking Erotasthenes’ equations right around the time Columbus would have been living in the Alentejo and probably bugging the king all the time, whereas the Spanish were dependent more on Ptolomy’s equations which made the earth seem smaller than it was. So the deal is probably that King John II thought that the Atlantic was one big huge ocean (how could he know there was a continent there?) while Lizzy and Fernando thought ‘Hmmm China must be right there like 30 miles of the coast’.

So that’s the true story behind that.

Comment by Caio — March 14, 2008 @ 3:44 pm

http://www.physlink.com/Educat...../ae535.cfm

Comment by pedantic — March 14, 2008 @ 5:03 pm

“I am planning your demise.”

Comment by tripolar — February 19, 2008 @ 8:12 am

Reminds me slightly of Hypnotoad…

Comment by hvymetal86 — February 19, 2008 @ 10:25 am

i will kill…… for eating my parents legs

muhahahahahahahahahahah

Comment by Ramzi — February 19, 2008 @ 3:27 pm

doesn’t seem so much evil.. as lecherous.

Comment by dekay46 — February 19, 2008 @ 7:33 pm

Kaylee would be proud.

Comment by AlecDalek — February 19, 2008 @ 8:01 am

Strawberry _tongue_ actually

Rob.

Comment by robzy — February 19, 2008 @ 8:32 am

I can tell from the pixels, and from my experience with this topic, that this picture is photoshopped.

Comment by unknown — February 19, 2008 @ 11:42 am

You mean her tongue isn’t really a piece of fruit?
.
After you’re done blowing my mind would you mind blowing something else for me?

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — February 19, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

hahahahaha I loved mAgnUS BUTTfoorson’s comment.

Comment by Wisebrute — February 19, 2008 @ 12:37 pm

Uh-Uh, mAgnUS!! That’d be like sandpaper!! YOW!!!

Comment by coolghoul — February 19, 2008 @ 12:42 pm

Does no one here have a working sense of sarcasm?

Comment by AlecDalek — February 19, 2008 @ 5:59 pm

@ Alec: Nope. No sense of sarcasm whatsoever. lol at your first comment, btw.

Comment by reptilecobra13 — February 19, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

This chick I’m sprung off of tasted like peaches when I was making out with her.

Comment by casemods — February 25, 2008 @ 1:11 am

That’s not a very good MySpace pose. She’s got to look more resentful than that, and it has to be at a completely unfathomable angle.

Comment by ohmybob — February 19, 2008 @ 6:22 am

I have those underwear

Comment by Saphykitten — February 19, 2008 @ 8:17 am

You forgot the most important part! The actual picture has to be taken in a bathroom, of the reflection in the mirror.

Comment by mgear — February 19, 2008 @ 9:56 am

Notice the camera on the phone is pointed outward.

Also, the lip ring is mandatory.

Comment by RSIxidor — February 19, 2008 @ 10:41 am

“excessive” and “boobs” should not be in the same sentence

Comment by reboot — February 19, 2008 @ 11:50 am

I agree with Reboot. There is no such thing as excessive boobs!

Comment by coolghoul — February 19, 2008 @ 12:40 pm

@RSI: Oh yes, I stand corrected! The picture is too clear, usually the auto-focus hits the mirror first and makes it blurry. My bad, I guess I wasn’t paying attention, do I ever?

Comment by mgear — February 19, 2008 @ 1:21 pm

i’d pee in her butt

Comment by alexonfire — February 19, 2008 @ 4:52 pm

Would it be in poor taste for me to third Reboots sentiment about the words “excessive” and “boobs” being together in the same sentence?

Comment by Phyreblade — February 19, 2008 @ 6:39 pm

only in november

Comment by Snow — February 20, 2008 @ 1:36 am

http://www.yourscenesucks.com Check it out

Comment by EvilJT — February 20, 2008 @ 4:04 pm

no guys, there is such a thing as “excessive boobage” , not in this picture thou. just google Maxi Mounds.

Comment by knogoodidleft — February 20, 2008 @ 4:49 pm

knogoodidleft on February 20th, 2008 4:49 pm

no guys, there is such a thing as “excessive boobage” , not in this picture thou. just google Maxi Mounds.

Ah. Indeed. I stand corrected. That kind of boobage can kill a man…

Comment by Phyreblade — February 20, 2008 @ 11:48 pm

The worst part? There comes a certain point of fame or power where this becomes a cute semi-ironic yet entirely intentional thing to do.
~
I’m still at the weird look and pepper spray stage.

Comment by Paul_Is_Drunk — February 15, 2008 @ 4:21 pm

Bruce Willis’s thoughts: OM NOM NOM NOM

Comment by shiroinohi — February 15, 2008 @ 4:41 pm

The winner would be bruce.definatly.absolutely.

Comment by Rawr — February 15, 2008 @ 7:53 pm