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how fucking DARE I?
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Okay I lol'ed
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As a quickly slimming down fat man thank you. I don't eat mayo from the jar, I don't eat a pizza witha diet coke. I jog everyday, I eat right, and I stay the FUCK away from fastfood.
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Why?
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As a dad I say "where the fuck are his parents????"

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Grenade Girl

Posted in Images on December 4th, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

I found this lurking in my back up hard drive and thought I’d share it with you all

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   nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0  0
   December 4, 2011 at 2:47 am

   

   mother fucking repost
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     bottlecap (UID# 14238) 0  0
     December 4, 2011 at 7:11 am

     

     how fucking DARE I?
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       (UID# ) 0  1
       December 4, 2011 at 10:24 am

       Where is Batman when we need him?

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Child’s headstone

Posted in Images on November 28th, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

I did a shoot at the Rhode’s Cemetery in Austin Texas, and I found this tomb stone. As far as I can tell the child was buried without a name.

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   (UID# ) 2  0
   November 28, 2011 at 5:29 pm

   No one should be buried without a name.
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   November 28, 2011 at 5:31 pm

   It was probably still-born… so not baptised. And, for some people (specially way back then), not baptism no name, at least for a burial. Sad but true.
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     (UID# ) 0  0
     November 28, 2011 at 8:01 pm

     He probably was not a stillborn as according to the tombstone he lived for 3 days. However, I do agree that he would not be given a name until he was baptized.
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   7footjesus (UID# 389) 0  0
   November 28, 2011 at 5:48 pm

   

   Still-born and yet lived for three days apparently. I like you effort to take a little jab at religion, though.
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     (UID# ) 0  0
     November 29, 2011 at 8:19 pm

     Wasn’t a “jab at religion”. I was simply describing a situation. And I didn’t notice the “lived for 3 days” thing…
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   kikigoddess2 (UID# 15200) 0  0
   November 28, 2011 at 6:01 pm

   

   You should never name something you might have to eat.
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     hochunk (UID# 5604) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 5  0
     November 28, 2011 at 6:31 pm

     Au contraire: Clyde was delicious.
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       bottlecap (UID# 14238) 0  0
       November 30, 2011 at 3:12 am

       

       Okay I lol’ed
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   skat1140 (UID# 9397) 0  0
   November 28, 2011 at 6:30 pm

   This must be a joke: the last name is an anagram for @Tongue
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   November 30, 2011 at 4:09 am

   Still born wouldn’t be a child that lived for 3 days. But back in the 1940′s they wouldn’t have to have named the baby. Or maybe it was born at home possibly.
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   dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) 0  0
   November 30, 2011 at 5:18 am

   Still happens. We get newborns in surgery a few days old and their names say “baby boy” or “baby girl” plus their last name.

   There are still cultures where the community decides the name of the child after it’s been around for a while, or even places that keep the kid nameless until they chose their own.
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   January 28, 2012 at 10:55 pm

   Very good article post.Really thank you! Great.

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We want beer

Posted in Images on October 4th, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Homer Simpson’s new campaign slogan hit the mark.

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Aimee Mullins

Posted in Images on September 3rd, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

I almost feel bad for fapping

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   reppy (UID# 23267) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 8  0
   September 3, 2011 at 2:31 am

   

   Why would you feel bad?

   I just finished. Give me a moment and I’ll go again, just for you.
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   carnito (UID# 17336) 1  0
   September 3, 2011 at 2:50 am

   

   hotness! Aimee Mullins is her name, and I bet she can run faster than all of us.
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   synthetics (UID# 18379) 0  0
   September 3, 2011 at 5:24 am

   

   Those are typically called “Cheetah Legs” and I have a pair myself. Damn fun to run in, although takes a bit to get used too.
   You have to go through testing before you get a pair of these, because of the amount of torque they put on the heads of your femur’s.
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     bottlecap (UID# 14238) 0  0
     September 3, 2011 at 6:13 am

     

     you’ve had your legs amputated?
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       demon (UID# 2630) 1  0
       September 3, 2011 at 6:53 am

       

       Bottlecap gets ready to feel like an ass in 3…2…wait for it…
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       figosound (UID# 16176) 1  0
       September 3, 2011 at 10:05 am

       Everybody here knows our warrior Synthetics!
       *obligatory “you_must_be_new_here.jpg”
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       tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
       September 3, 2011 at 2:31 pm

       

       pictures of his situation:
       www.myconfinedspace.com/author/synthetics/
       nsfw.myconfinedspace.com/author/synthetics/
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   cy85 (UID# 10671) 0  0
   September 3, 2011 at 7:25 am

   

   Cyborgs are superior in everyway, including hotness.
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   sumosnipe (UID# 4452) 0  0
   September 3, 2011 at 2:41 pm

   Much more bounce!
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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
   September 3, 2011 at 5:07 pm

   Every freak foot fetishists nightmare realized.

   I’ll 2nd or 3rd or 100th her being hot. Whatever we’re at now.
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   gary-scenario (UID# 1448) 0  0
   September 5, 2011 at 1:35 am

   She has mentioned in her speeches how much she loves her various choice of legs (and leg lengths, which is especially fun for her to decide on when stepping out).

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Billy Ocean

Posted in Images on August 27th, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

I am not a hug fan of his music, but I LOVE this photo of him

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   hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0
   September 8, 2011 at 4:51 pm

   I’m trying to remember what he looked like in those old videos…before he turned into Black Zeus.
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     tskgpage (UID# 177753) 0  0
     February 26, 2012 at 3:01 am

     

     Like this .

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Optimus Prime of awesomeness

Posted in Images on July 29th, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

A Peterbilt 379

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterbilt_379

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   pipelinetrash (UID# 18450) 0  0
   July 29, 2011 at 4:36 pm

   

   Peterbilt, Class…
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   sharwnthla (UID# 4220) 0  0
   July 30, 2011 at 1:28 am

   

   Woo Poppa Prime, a.k.a. The All Mighty Rig!!!

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Post-mortem photography

Posted in Images on July 13th, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Spoiler, they are both dead…

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-mortem_photography

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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 5  2
   July 13, 2011 at 3:13 am

   post mortem 3 way
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   traptin85 (UID# 3559) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 7  0
   July 13, 2011 at 3:35 am

   at least they stood still
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   annihilist (UID# 36922) 0  0
   July 13, 2011 at 4:34 am

   

   They don’t look particularly dead. They must be pretty freshly dead. Which is weird in itself.

   “Ruth and Claire are dead. Quick, call the photographer!”
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     (UID# ) 0  0
     July 13, 2011 at 10:02 pm

     Srsly, I thought that was an odd reaction to someone dying too.
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   (UID# ) 3  1
   July 13, 2011 at 5:17 am

   Dude, the fuck?

   I starting fapping to this then read the title…
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     (UID# ) 0  1
     July 13, 2011 at 5:18 am

     Does that count as necrophilia?
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     (UID# ) 3  1
     July 13, 2011 at 10:44 am

     I read the title then started fapping
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   dekay46 (UID# 2116) 0  0
   July 13, 2011 at 1:25 pm

   The one on the right is really pretty.
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     hochunk (UID# 5604) 1  0
     July 13, 2011 at 8:41 pm

     Until you can’t unsee her GIANT DEAD MAN HANDS
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       bottlecap (UID# 14238) 0  0
       July 14, 2011 at 7:14 pm

       

       Okay, I lol’ed over that. But looks at all the blood that’s pooled in her hands.

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Mamiya RZ67

Posted in Images on June 19th, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

One of the nicest medium format film cameras on the face of the earth with a hot hot hot digital back on it too.

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   storminator (UID# 2681) 0  0
   June 21, 2011 at 4:04 am

   

   Sweet camera. I’ll bet you get great images from it.

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Perpetual wine

Posted in Images on June 2nd, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

This is a Gif, this is an amazing Gif. It’s from this tumblr site. fromme-toyou.tumblr.com/tagged/cinemagraph

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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4  0
   June 2, 2011 at 10:45 pm

   

   FILL DAMN YOU!
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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 1  0
   June 3, 2011 at 3:18 am

   This is a pretty terrible gif, I must say.
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   puulaahi (UID# 4552) 1  0
   June 3, 2011 at 5:57 am

   

   The glass won’t fill!!!! This makes me sad.

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Uncle Sam

Posted in Images on June 1st, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Wants you to keep filming police. Originally seen on reddit.

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   korinthian (UID# 3174) 2  0
   June 1, 2011 at 10:16 am

   Film them beating you to death with your own iPhone.
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   maxwell-edison (UID# 12089) 0  0
   June 1, 2011 at 11:36 pm

   Illegal in Maryland and Illinois.

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Photogram

Posted in Images on May 23rd, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

A photogram I did in my 1st year of photography school.

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   korinthian (UID# 3174) 0  0
   May 23, 2011 at 2:30 pm

   From wikipedia: A photogram is a photographic image made without a camera by placing objects directly onto the surface of a photo-sensitive material such as photographic paper and then exposing it to light. The result is a negative shadow image varying in tone, depending on the transparency of the objects used. Areas of the paper that have received no light appear white; those exposed through transparent or semi-transparent objects appear grey.
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   May 24, 2011 at 5:20 am

   its awesome

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Rusted Ring

Posted in Images on May 8th, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Macro shot from Austin on the way up Mount Bonnell

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   storminator (UID# 2681) 1  0
   May 8, 2011 at 6:36 pm

   

   Nice shot.
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   puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
   May 8, 2011 at 7:18 pm

   

   This image is about the restraints of society and the restraints we put on ourselves.
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   dr-house (UID# 15314) 0  0
   May 8, 2011 at 9:31 pm

   

   Thats what you see when a metal rope goes through a grounded metal ring ?

   Congratulations.

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Bra and Panties just like mommy

Posted in Images on April 22nd, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

This is just… I think Pedobear is now designing clothes

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   neurotically0urs (UID# 341) 0  0
   April 22, 2011 at 11:46 pm

   Actually this means he has been around for longer than we gave him credit for… also, he has amazing taste! Lace with satin? Damn!
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   przxqgl (UID# 3328) 0  2
   April 23, 2011 at 2:07 am

   

   nope… it’s from 1959, when nobody knew who pedobear was.

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Rusted metal post

Posted in Images on April 19th, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

I took this shot this morning and have been playing around with it until I stumbled across this filter to give it a cross-processed look to it.

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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 2  0
   April 19, 2011 at 1:47 pm

   …why?
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   figosound (UID# 16176) 2  0
   April 19, 2011 at 2:19 pm

   those bolts are badly employed. the thread is too short.
   also: post processing unneeded.
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   cashmods (UID# 17107) 1  1
   April 19, 2011 at 8:55 pm

   

   Very nice. I like the message that this image sends.

   Truly an artistic piece.
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   npbnjvsxynpsff (UID# 44655) 0  0
   April 20, 2011 at 8:19 am

   

   Not much rust on that.
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   April 20, 2011 at 4:47 pm

   “It’s an artistic comment on the U.S. economy – barely holding on by a thread”

   “No, dumbass, it’s a rusted metal post. Can’t you read?”

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New Mexico Rail Runner Kodachrome

Posted in Images on April 9th, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Awesome Things, vehicles, Wallpaper

I shot that photoed back in September Santa Fe just before I moved. This was shot in Kodachrome slide film and scanned.

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   wookie_x (UID# 962) 1  0
   April 9, 2011 at 5:23 pm

   Nice shot. It’s also nice to be able to take the train up to Santa Fe when I need to.
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   lrichardson (UID# 171558) 1  1
   April 9, 2011 at 6:43 pm

   

   Wait, what? People still use FILM? ; )

   Nice shot.
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   (UID# ) 0  1
   April 10, 2011 at 1:12 pm

   My dad has an old canon as-1

   What is so great about this film?

   Just looks like an ordinary picture to me.
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     bottlecap (UID# 14238) 0  0
     April 18, 2011 at 11:43 am

     

     You really are a tool Casemods.

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Edited stump

Posted in Images on March 30th, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

I shot this image and edited in entirely in the iPhone app Camera+

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   monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 6  2
   March 30, 2011 at 5:33 am

   

   Even “THIS” is better than a casemods submission, +1 if agree.
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     cashmods (UID# 17107) 0  2
     March 30, 2011 at 10:42 am

     

     This isn’t me.

     Nope.

     It’s a whole nother person.

     You guys are so smart.
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   flickerdart (UID# 2110) 0  1
   March 30, 2011 at 9:03 am

   So what exactly did you edit, aside from the ridiculous border and making it bluer than a Smurf?
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     tiki-god (UID# 1) 2  0
     March 30, 2011 at 9:26 am

     

     now you hold on for one smurfing minute.
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   shiroinohi (UID# 946) 0  0
   March 30, 2011 at 1:45 pm

   What you’re not seeing is he edited out the sad Keanu.
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   kandorr (UID# 654) 0  0
   March 30, 2011 at 2:00 pm

   It’s fun to say “edited it” over and over.
   Also good: “Proper operation”.

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Sun fish

Posted in Images on March 28th, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

I go fishing with my son most weekends, today I caught this one and wanted to share it with all of you.

The fish was caught at McKinney Falls State Park.

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   cashmods (UID# 17107) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 0  3
   March 28, 2011 at 9:40 pm

   

   Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

   That’s just a huge goldfish
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   malomonster (UID# 172474) 0  0
   March 29, 2011 at 11:48 am

   

   Nice longear! It’s color means it’s breeding!

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Garbled video

Posted in Images on March 20th, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

I work for a large IT company and sometimes trouble shooting a computer requires the customer taking a photo and sending it too us.

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   anonymoose (UID# 60931) 3  0
   March 20, 2011 at 6:19 am

   

   My first impression was long the lines of, “So, there’s a language barrier? Not exceptional.” Looking over it, and thoroughly convinced that’s not any existing language other than glitched out English, I’m really freakin’ glad I didn’t have to deal with that issue.

   Were you actually able to talk them through this, or just talk them through the comprehension of how fucked they were?
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     cashmods (UID# 17107) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 8  3
     March 20, 2011 at 9:18 am

     

     Dude, it’s simple: pravioqs spartqp aptamp buptikn pkwar cknbicurapikn coiman yoqr mksp recejt phat mkriably
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     bottlecap (UID# 14238) 0  0
     March 21, 2011 at 3:07 pm

     

     I had to go with “B” it was the video card causing the problem, I had the MB swapped out and in a day they were back up and running
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       dreth (UID# 983) 0  0
       March 21, 2011 at 9:37 pm

       If it was the video card, why would you need to mess with the mobo?

       Was it on-board video?
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   hufnmouth (UID# 3256) 0  0
   March 20, 2011 at 11:36 pm

   

   Possible buffer overflow. Check RAM for Mem I/O issues. User may have a virus that f’d with some of the hardware. It’s least likely, but possible due to the extent of the error. Fix MBR, R&R the RAM, or a rebuild may solve the problem.
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   asymon (UID# 4280) 1  0
   March 21, 2011 at 6:38 am

   My first bet is “Dwarvish” (or memory fail)
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   bloth (UID# 2770) 0  0
   March 21, 2011 at 12:14 pm

   This is awesome.

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Irregardless

Posted in Images on March 14th, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites

IT IS a word bitches!

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   nyoki (UID# 3444) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 2  6
   March 10, 2011 at 11:45 pm

   

   Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

   Works for me. New words are generally a good thing.
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   aquaman43 (UID# 85320) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 17  0
   March 13, 2011 at 8:37 pm

   

   Um, It says its “illogical” and is “avoided by careful users of English”. This is a word, like salt is an appetizer.
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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 7  1
   March 13, 2011 at 8:37 pm

   It’s Irregahdless and its only allowed if you’re from Boston and retahded.
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   mightyattom (UID# 5934) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 5  0
   March 13, 2011 at 9:11 pm

   Sure it’s a word, but it doesn’t mean what many, many, many people think it means!
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   polyonymous (UID# 1132) Hot debate. What do you think? 6  3
   March 13, 2011 at 9:21 pm

   Aint and Cuntsewage are words, too. That doesn’t mean you don’t sound like a moron (a pretentious moron at that) when you use words like them. Fuck you, for real.
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   maxwell-edison (UID# 12089) 0  0
   March 13, 2011 at 10:21 pm

   A prescriptive dictionary wouldn’t have it.
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   professor-ratbaggy (UID# 3105) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 5  0
   March 14, 2011 at 4:32 am

   Of course it’s not a bloody word!  Get a proper dictionary!

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Africa and Card

Posted in Images on March 6th, 2011 by bottlecap | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Dark Humor

Tasteless yet tacky

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   tggeko (UID# 2562) 0  0
   March 7, 2011 at 3:04 am

   

   Hehe.
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   throoper (UID# 4153) 0  0
   March 7, 2011 at 5:03 am

   didn’t really see that coming.

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