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I recognized all of these. I need a permanent vacation from the internet. - Comment on Wood Craft
Fuck this guy, and his amazing talent. - Comment on 100 Trillian Bank Note from Zimbabwe
Niiice, 3 dollars! - Comment on gothic kid
Gothic is architecture or a long-dead subgenre of music. Same as the latter for emo. It's not a style, or a fashion statement. People like the picture above are just attention whores.
Nun of That
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Looks totally cheeseball enough to enjoy. Check out the trailer while you’re at it.
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Semi-Moldy Bible
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Let the bullshit BEGIN!!
This image isn’t anywhere near as awesome as the truly moldy bible.
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ok, I’ll go first, lets see if I can think of a few:
“good thats where it belongs”
“mold might improve it”
“bible and shit, both grow mold”
oh and a few things I noticed, thats a Gideons bible which means its a stolen bible, and if you look in the bottom corner theres some Arabic something written there.
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It could have been recovered from a destroyed hotel, like from a fire or demolition, etc.
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Or it could just be in a really shit hotel.
Like a motel 6 or something.
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Those bibles are free to take, the Gideons put them there, not the Hotel.
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jesus was a nigger.
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The de-evolution of the Bible. Jesus didn’t die for our sins. He died so he could live forever as Zombie Jesus.
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I see a black bandanna; you know what that means. Majick!
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This didn’t elicit the response I was hoping for.
Oh well.
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This picture would be melancholicious if there was an actually good book in it :/
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“Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man . . . living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever and ever and ever and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he NEEDS money.” — George Carlin
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According to the “Big Boys Top 10 Things Not To Do”, God would rather you kill someone than take his name in vain.
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Let the bullshit BEGIN!!
This image isn’t anywhere near as awesome as the truly moldy bible.
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ok, I’ll go first, lets see if I can think of a few:
“good thats where it belongs”
“mold might improve it”
“bible and shit, both grow mold”oh and a few things I noticed, thats a Gideons bible which means its a stolen bible, and if you look in the bottom corner theres some Arabic something written there.
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It could have been recovered from a destroyed hotel, like from a fire or demolition, etc.
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Or it could just be in a really shit hotel.
Like a motel 6 or something.
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Those bibles are free to take, the Gideons put them there, not the Hotel.
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jesus was a nigger.
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The de-evolution of the Bible. Jesus didn’t die for our sins. He died so he could live forever as Zombie Jesus.
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I see a black bandanna; you know what that means. Majick!
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This didn’t elicit the response I was hoping for.
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This picture would be melancholicious if there was an actually good book in it :/
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“Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man . . . living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever and ever and ever and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he NEEDS money.” — George Carlin
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According to the “Big Boys Top 10 Things Not To Do”, God would rather you kill someone than take his name in vain.
Zero
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Poor zero.
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Hopefully Die comes back to see this.
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What happened to her anyway? I miss her adorable shenanigans.
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If anyone knows; they’re not saying.
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DieA was talking about going on vacation for a long time. Perhaps she finely went. I dunno, she never talks to me anymores.
I feel like zero…
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Or she was raped and killed by that weird Russian dude who was stalking her.
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ONLY I KNOW!
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I actually feel bad for a number lol
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Hey thats cool, zero. I and zero could totally be buddies.
I bet zero is really good at beer drinkers.
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Hopefully Die comes back to see this.
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What happened to her anyway? I miss her adorable shenanigans.
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If anyone knows; they’re not saying.
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DieA was talking about going on vacation for a long time. Perhaps she finely went. I dunno, she never talks to me anymores.
I feel like zero…
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Or she was raped and killed by that weird Russian dude who was stalking her.
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ONLY I KNOW!
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I actually feel bad for a number lol
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Hey thats cool, zero. I and zero could totally be buddies.
I bet zero is really good at beer drinkers.
Prostheses
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i wonder if his parents punish him by putting him in the smaller ones… so, thinking of running away eh? let’s see you do that with your 2 year old legs!
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I hadn’t even realized kids would have to do this until I saw this picture.
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I’d just get full size ones and customize them to fit.
And then my kid would tower over all his pals, his chroméd feet raising dust with the impact ofeach forceful step. He would stride amongst them like a god, and they would worship him as such.
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Momma said they was my magic legs…she said I could go anywhere in them.
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AT&T…. More bars in more places.
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LOL @rushv3 that the first the first thing my 10 year old said when he saw this pic.
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Haha geez, I posted this pic as a sensitive reflection of the life a young amputee would have to live.
I forgot I was at M[c]S.
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i wonder if his parents punish him by putting him in the smaller ones… so, thinking of running away eh? let’s see you do that with your 2 year old legs!
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I hadn’t even realized kids would have to do this until I saw this picture.
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I’d just get full size ones and customize them to fit.
And then my kid would tower over all his pals, his chroméd feet raising dust with the impact ofeach forceful step. He would stride amongst them like a god, and they would worship him as such.
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Momma said they was my magic legs…she said I could go anywhere in them.
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AT&T…. More bars in more places.
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LOL @rushv3 that the first the first thing my 10 year old said when he saw this pic.
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Haha geez, I posted this pic as a sensitive reflection of the life a young amputee would have to live.
I forgot I was at M[c]S.
Michael Bay\’s The Dark Knight
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Clearly authentic rejected script of “The Dark Knight” by Michael Bay.
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this is hilarious
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Would be funnier even they knew how to write.
You don’t caps names after the character is introduced. You use caps to emphasize scene objects or movement. You certainly don’t caps in dialogue.
Plus even Michael Bay doesn’t write a script like a novel.
Good concept but you’re no writer.
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oh, hush, troll.
all of the internets awarded to Michael Bay.
best. batman. EVAR.
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Funny nonetheless. I know nothing about script writing, so was not offended by said lack of script writing knowledge.
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‘Good concept but you’re no writer’
You speak as if I wrote this :s
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I know. I didn’t assume you wrote it.
@Simpia
Please say something funny. This is your second try.
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This happens seventeen times.
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God I hate michael bay….
ruins transformer 4 a long time 2 come
but this made my night
=)
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Of course, The joker is CGI.
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Wow, i didn’t realize you have to believe everything you read on the internets!!!!, jesus christ you guys need to get out more.
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this is hilarious
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Would be funnier even they knew how to write.
You don’t caps names after the character is introduced. You use caps to emphasize scene objects or movement. You certainly don’t caps in dialogue.
Plus even Michael Bay doesn’t write a script like a novel.
Good concept but you’re no writer.
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oh, hush, troll.
all of the internets awarded to Michael Bay.
best. batman. EVAR.
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Funny nonetheless. I know nothing about script writing, so was not offended by said lack of script writing knowledge.
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‘Good concept but you’re no writer’
You speak as if I wrote this :s-
I know. I didn’t assume you wrote it.
@Simpia
Please say something funny. This is your second try.
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This happens seventeen times.
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God I hate michael bay….
ruins transformer 4 a long time 2 come
but this made my night
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Of course, The joker is CGI.
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Wow, i didn’t realize you have to believe everything you read on the internets!!!!, jesus christ you guys need to get out more.
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Billy Mays
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Let us honor what he and his beard gave us.
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har har
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I’m actually sad about this one.
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Yeah, same. He actually mattered.
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Mattered how? He was an obnoxious informercial pitchman.
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but he was sexy. the world just became a lot more dull.
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Sexy? Meh, well, maybe I’m not qualified to judge, being male and straight. :p
Still, a man’s dead, and that’s sad in itself. But the fact that he’s famous doesn’t make it more so, IMO. ( Nor does the fact that he was annoying make it less so )
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@Tyger42
So because you’re straight you can’t tell if a member of your own sex is good looking or not? I’m not gay or bi but I can still tell when a dude’s lookin good.
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Not necessarily saying that, Tiki. Just that I don’t think he’s that good looking ( not really ugly either, though ), but figured maybe I’m biased by not being attracted to men. *shrug*
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Aw man. I used to fantasize about him. He was one hot bear! Woof!
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I agree… though he was a lot sexier before he colored his beard
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honoring what he gave us??? like a pain in my ass every time he came on tv? thanks you clown.
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AGREED
LET US HONOUR HIM
WITH ALL CAPs, ALL THE TIME
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR BILLY MAYS
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I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE AND SUPPORT BILLY MAYS. EPIC MAN WAS EPIC.
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I think he was a fantastic pitchman. He was annoying but still good at what he did. And when he wasn’t in pitchman mode, he was pretty awesome.
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I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked him.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy things I do well). After dancing a bit, he told me his name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and he said, “you know, from all those infomercials?â€. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and he laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who he was until I got home and tried to look-up his number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
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I’m sad about this one too. He may have annoyed some people, but he had a family, he was relatively young, and good at what he did.
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At least he wasn’t a pedophile… as far as we know.
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Conked on the head with a suitcase during a rough plane landing…sounds like subdural hematoma. Of course it could just be delayed cardiac surprise from the front tire of the plane blowing out.
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Fuck Billy Mays.
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*points to The_Royal_We’s comment*
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YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHILE BILLY MAYS IS DYING
ALSO BILLY MAYS DEATH HAS MADE ME SADDER THAN MJ’S DEATH.
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My sea monkey’s death made me sadder than Whacko Jacko’s.
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I’m still not convinced he died of any head trauma. I think someone poured a mixture of OxiClean and Kaboom into one of his drinks. Either way, he was an icon of his industry and took his career one step farther than anyone else. No pitchman will ever fill Billy Mays’ shoes. My t.v. will never be the same.
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What are the odds that the Shamwow guy murdered him?
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Did Mays bite his tongue?
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Zing!
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Tombstone will read
“Billy Mays Here!”
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RIP
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har har
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I’m actually sad about this one.
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Yeah, same. He actually mattered.
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Mattered how? He was an obnoxious informercial pitchman.
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but he was sexy. the world just became a lot more dull.
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Sexy? Meh, well, maybe I’m not qualified to judge, being male and straight. :p
Still, a man’s dead, and that’s sad in itself. But the fact that he’s famous doesn’t make it more so, IMO. ( Nor does the fact that he was annoying make it less so )
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@Tyger42
So because you’re straight you can’t tell if a member of your own sex is good looking or not? I’m not gay or bi but I can still tell when a dude’s lookin good. -
Not necessarily saying that, Tiki. Just that I don’t think he’s that good looking ( not really ugly either, though ), but figured maybe I’m biased by not being attracted to men. *shrug*
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Aw man. I used to fantasize about him. He was one hot bear! Woof!
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I agree… though he was a lot sexier before he colored his beard
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honoring what he gave us??? like a pain in my ass every time he came on tv? thanks you clown.
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AGREED
LET US HONOUR HIM
WITH ALL CAPs, ALL THE TIME
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR BILLY MAYS
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I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE AND SUPPORT BILLY MAYS. EPIC MAN WAS EPIC.
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I think he was a fantastic pitchman. He was annoying but still good at what he did. And when he wasn’t in pitchman mode, he was pretty awesome.
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I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked him.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy things I do well). After dancing a bit, he told me his name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and he said, “you know, from all those infomercials?â€. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and he laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who he was until I got home and tried to look-up his number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
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I’m sad about this one too. He may have annoyed some people, but he had a family, he was relatively young, and good at what he did.
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At least he wasn’t a pedophile… as far as we know.
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Conked on the head with a suitcase during a rough plane landing…sounds like subdural hematoma. Of course it could just be delayed cardiac surprise from the front tire of the plane blowing out.
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Fuck Billy Mays.
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*points to The_Royal_We’s comment*
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YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHILE BILLY MAYS IS DYING
ALSO BILLY MAYS DEATH HAS MADE ME SADDER THAN MJ’S DEATH.
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My sea monkey’s death made me sadder than Whacko Jacko’s.
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I’m still not convinced he died of any head trauma. I think someone poured a mixture of OxiClean and Kaboom into one of his drinks. Either way, he was an icon of his industry and took his career one step farther than anyone else. No pitchman will ever fill Billy Mays’ shoes. My t.v. will never be the same.
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What are the odds that the Shamwow guy murdered him?
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Did Mays bite his tongue?
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Zing!
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Tombstone will read
“Billy Mays Here!” -
RIP
Rita, my rat
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Or as I like to call her, Rita Eat-a-lot.
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Hi Rita, no rat sweeter =)
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this is adorable!
i got those same cages for my rats too, i found that they squeaked a lot.
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Hi Rita, no rat sweeter =)
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this is adorable!
i got those same cages for my rats too, i found that they squeaked a lot.
Love & Hate
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Genuine mindfuck.
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people who don’t see her standing right next to a mirror are gonna think she’s so angry.
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Just noticed how it works, at first I thought it was a shoop. But I worked it out in the end, only took 1 day.
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Ambigrams FTW!
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OMG WHICH ONE IS REAL
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people who don’t see her standing right next to a mirror are gonna think she’s so angry.
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Just noticed how it works, at first I thought it was a shoop. But I worked it out in the end, only took 1 day.
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Ambigrams FTW!
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OMG WHICH ONE IS REAL
November 22, 2009 at 4:20 am
Forgive you with leeeeeeaaaaaaaadddddddd
November 22, 2009 at 11:28 am
www.imdb.com/title/tt1385949/
November 22, 2009 at 1:15 pm
This rules. Wait 2009? Is it a remake? The posters look pretty retro, if these are new, that’s very impressive.
November 22, 2009 at 3:04 pm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5yBfouKhXw
It’s 2009 but looks like good ol’ seventies. And I like that.
November 23, 2009 at 11:18 am
awesome