Great.A cosplayer couple.Now their going to bread!

Comment by mikoyangurevich15 — September 4, 2008 @ 12:41 am

“Now their going to bread!”
Either you sense they are heading toward a sammich or SPELLING FAIL.
(Yes I know that’s not how you spell sandwich but when I do it, it’s cute)

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — September 4, 2008 @ 5:07 am

I’d rather have the Super Family breed instead of Mikoyan’s.

Comment by Dreth — September 4, 2008 @ 6:20 pm

Once again proving that old adage that ANYONE can be president.

Comment by deuce — September 2, 2008 @ 5:46 pm

lol at the iPod joke

Comment by TrikYodz — September 2, 2008 @ 5:57 pm

what a douche!

Comment by Elepski — September 2, 2008 @ 6:07 pm

wow, its just a stupid ms paint of some picts.

Comment by TGGeko — September 2, 2008 @ 9:22 pm

They forgot the thought bubble for the Asian lady in the back: “It’s ok, it’s ok, I’ll just close my eyes, and maybe these uncultured morons will disappear… …Damn!”

Comment by Phyreblade — September 2, 2008 @ 10:23 pm

The most successful man in the world meets one of the worlds biggest failures.

Comment by Fish — September 3, 2008 @ 6:39 am

i wish my seats would have been closer to the douche; i could have given him the ‘wut for’.

alas, i was 5 sections away

Comment by natedog — September 3, 2008 @ 10:00 am

lol’d

Comment by dustain — September 3, 2008 @ 10:02 am

The Goddamn Bat should have to use the Goddamn door just like every Goddamn one of us!

Comment by Drewlicious — August 17, 2008 @ 10:04 pm

That last panel is classic. This is full of goddamn win.

Comment by Seth_Dracovitch — August 18, 2008 @ 2:59 am

I noticed that there are only two different frames, the first and the last one. And Gordon doesn’t even open his mouth.

Goes to show you that you don’t need to excel at drawing to have a good comic.

Comment by Dreth — August 18, 2008 @ 6:48 pm

I don’t know who that is so………
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — June 12, 2008 @ 8:07 am

it’s the lady from lady in the water http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452637/

Comment by zondron — June 12, 2008 @ 8:20 am

And The Village
And Spiderman 3

Comment by pauld — June 12, 2008 @ 8:47 am

…and Ron Howard’s daughter…

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 12, 2008 @ 9:00 am

Opie done good.

Comment by reboot — June 12, 2008 @ 9:13 am

Oh, well in that case………….
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — June 12, 2008 @ 9:17 am

Not sure if want…

A jaw that square implies a trap.

Comment by Kaze — June 12, 2008 @ 9:18 am

Wierdness

Comment by roamingidiot — June 12, 2008 @ 10:13 am

i got an idea!

let’s give our daughter 3 boys names

Comment by natedog — June 12, 2008 @ 10:25 am

Opie Cunningham’s kid. Obviously she was conceived in Dallas- because he always names his kids after where they were conceived… maybe she’s the lucky kid that wasn’t named “VOLVO”… lol

Comment by storminator — June 12, 2008 @ 11:47 am

I never have been able to see why people hate on her son much. I think she’s teh HAWTness.

Comment by MacheteJak — June 12, 2008 @ 12:04 pm

This is Ron Howard’s daughter! WOW! Who knew his genes could produce someone this damn HOT!

I only hope the carpet matches the drapes!!!!

Comment by j_bryon — June 12, 2008 @ 12:26 pm

Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing!

Comment by saborlas — June 12, 2008 @ 5:09 pm

Who’s the baby mama?

Comment by peach — June 14, 2008 @ 11:28 am

Hayden.
Definitely Hayden.

Comment by Kauvaras — June 2, 2008 @ 8:16 am

As Kauraras states: Definitely Hayden.

Comment by Recondomoe — June 2, 2008 @ 8:28 am

No way.

I’m going with Kristen Bell on this one…

Comment by pauld — June 2, 2008 @ 8:55 am

Hayden is <3333333333333333333333333

Comment by zipfer — June 2, 2008 @ 9:11 am

Kristen is. Hayden is flash in the pan hot, you’ll forget about her soon. Kristen now, that’s hotness that lasts.

Comment by angrymatt — June 2, 2008 @ 9:14 am

Hayden, because Kristen is cross-eyed.

Comment by Howie Feltersnatch — June 2, 2008 @ 9:21 am

kristen ALL the way, hayden ’s gonna get knocked up soon or sumthin….

Comment by hydrat3d — June 2, 2008 @ 10:42 am

Hayden.

And if she does get knocked up, then bigger boobies ftw.

Comment by Ben1605 — June 2, 2008 @ 11:40 am

I think Hayden is way hotter, but seeing their two names together makes me think in Hayden Christensen, so it’s a major turnoff!!

Comment by Comominimo — June 2, 2008 @ 12:39 pm

they are both hotter than one of them.
http://www.myconfinedspace.com.....en-hayden/

Comment by el_metal — June 2, 2008 @ 12:43 pm

Kristen is cuter, Hayden is hotter.

Comment by Bakudai — June 2, 2008 @ 1:24 pm

Kristen . . . all the way.

Comment by Marianne_W — June 2, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

mmmm… Red Ds… om nom nom nom

Comment by bright green — June 2, 2008 @ 2:06 pm

I have a thing for girls that don’t look like complete whores. So I’m going with Kristen, plus the DS is win.

Comment by Dreth — June 2, 2008 @ 5:18 pm

you think Kristen’s the one that doesn’t look like a whore?

what kind of topsy turvy world do you live in/

Comment by tiki god — June 2, 2008 @ 6:10 pm

Kristen is pretty all over. Hayden…blah.

Comment by rattybad — June 2, 2008 @ 6:35 pm

Hayden ftw because I met one of her ex-boyfriends and the pictures on his phone will never be forgotten

Comment by chupathingy — June 2, 2008 @ 11:06 pm

Kristen

Comment by Wisebrute — June 3, 2008 @ 1:26 am

not sure which one is hotter, brb taking temperatures!

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — June 3, 2008 @ 3:46 am

Lets take their temperatures rectally!

Comment by RSIxidor — June 3, 2008 @ 6:59 am

Kristen looks like a boy.

Hayden is HOT!!!

Comment by Ghost.IsAMetroid — June 3, 2008 @ 8:01 pm

“Creepy Guy.”

I agree. But did you notice the guy in the background? He’s pretty weird as well.

Comment by Shanghai_Factor — May 27, 2008 @ 2:34 am

Looks like an Albino version of the Burger King……erm, King

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — May 27, 2008 @ 3:37 am

this picture just screams rape…

Comment by shakemaster — May 27, 2008 @ 4:22 am

The most normal looking of the bunch is that dark-haired woman behind Shaved Santa Clause.

Comment by Dreth — May 27, 2008 @ 5:49 am

James, did you take this picture? Because the guy in the braces looks remarkably similar to a kid I used to be friends with when I was young. I wonder if it’s him.

(This is my first comment, by the way, I just registered to ask this, but I guess I might as well post now that I’m here.)

Comment by ConradPoohs — May 27, 2008 @ 10:38 am

Holy shit i think i know both those chicks in the picture. The one might be this kid named Bud who played bass for my friends band and the other one looks exactly like this chick i hung out with in high school.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 27, 2008 @ 9:14 pm

@ Conrad,

I didn’t take the picture, I found it while Stumbling. Sorry.

Comment by bigjames26 — May 27, 2008 @ 10:01 pm

I think both guys are in on the rape.

Comment by GorillaMunch — May 28, 2008 @ 3:37 pm

Albino Milton Berle?

Comment by rattybad — May 28, 2008 @ 8:37 pm

I see b00bies!

I think the “guy” in the back actually isn’t there….it’s a ghost! The took a pic of a ghost! Call the crew at Paranormal State or Ghost Hunters.

Comment by j_bryon — May 30, 2008 @ 3:51 pm

well, your face!

Comment by mastershake4071 — April 26, 2008 @ 8:09 pm

Controller rapes. Don’t understand the sacred thing. =/ am i stupid?

Comment by bright green — April 26, 2008 @ 8:21 pm

Notice it’s two black controllers on one white controller.

I call racist.

Comment by lazlow234 — April 26, 2008 @ 10:08 pm

@ bright green

“Nothing is sacred” basically means that nothing is safe, anything can be made into porn.

@ lazlow

If you call racist on this one, then most porn would qualify as racism then…agree?

Comment by bigjames26 — April 26, 2008 @ 10:38 pm

Moar plz!

@bigjames, Sounds like this controller rape holds a special spot in your heart James.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — April 27, 2008 @ 1:03 am

@ thelotuseater

Not particularly, I’m just a self-righteous, know-it-all asshole who feels a strong need to answer people’s inquiries and misguided statements.

Comment by bigjames26 — April 27, 2008 @ 2:09 am

That should be some good time raping.

Comment by TokenWGuy — April 15, 2008 @ 1:03 pm

Dear Diary,

Jackpot.

Comment by pedantic — April 15, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

do you have the link to that image or the page . for some reason thats kinda kinky for me.

Comment by acid_monkey1 — April 15, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

Giggity!

Comment by reptilecobra13 — April 15, 2008 @ 2:11 pm

natedog does not understand the headline

Comment by natedog — April 15, 2008 @ 2:21 pm

Yeah, linkage on this one would mighty dandy.

Comment by RSIxidor — April 15, 2008 @ 2:38 pm

As would be my linkage on her.

Comment by RSIxidor — April 15, 2008 @ 2:38 pm

I am pretty sure this photo is of a suicide girl,I used to work with a bloke who developed an obsessive crush on a suicide girl and he had this pic as wallpaper. It also looks as if she has a full back tattoo.

Comment by neekbunny — April 15, 2008 @ 3:20 pm

Suicide Girls = WIN

Oh, and yeah, we needz teh SAUCE!

Oh, and also, OM NOM NOM NOM

Comment by pedantic — April 15, 2008 @ 4:22 pm

My interpretation of the headline would be the thought of them being demonic and supposedly alive, big rumor that Puerto Rico was particullary known for almost 20 years ago, since we’re so fucking stupid.

Oh, Smurfs were satanic too.

Comment by Dreth — April 15, 2008 @ 5:18 pm

I can’t help with the link, but I do remember I found while using StumbleUpon…

Comment by bigjames26 — April 15, 2008 @ 5:18 pm

this is what happens when you feed trolls…

Comment by asdf — April 15, 2008 @ 6:54 pm

Gulliwhore’s Travels?

Comment by Brevity Truta — April 15, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

Brevity wins for best comment.

Comment by Drewlicious — April 15, 2008 @ 8:08 pm

They’re both doing it wrong. Besides, the bitch on the left has some envy issues, and the fag on the right just doesn’t get the whole bukaki thing.

Comment by Error401 — April 14, 2008 @ 1:09 pm

HAHAHHAHHAHHA

Racism goes both ways and Chiney makes fun of round eye all the time. It’s just only funny when white people do it.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — April 14, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

She’s hot. Also, where do they work that requires color-coded clothing for gender?

Comment by flintlocke — April 14, 2008 @ 1:25 pm

I find it hilarious that an anti-racism picture has an asian eating rice out of a bowl. Seriously? why not a big mac? oh that’s right, cause all asians can eat is rice, right?

Comment by tiki god — April 14, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

Holy shit, me rove you rong time.

Comment by Gunface01 — April 14, 2008 @ 1:39 pm

Wow, this image has more win packed into it than anything else I’ve seen in a long time. If I could get a nice big copy of this poster I’d hang it in a heartbeat.

I mean seriously, there’s like six separate things going on here that are each hilarious.

There’s orange vest guy, queuing up his eye-beams.

There’s the look on the Asian girl’s face.

There’s the look on the white girl’s face.

There’s the gender-code uniforms.

There’s the fact that the Asian girl is eating out of a bowl with chopsticks.

And finally, there’s the overall feeling that these two malicious people have sentenced the poor Asian to life in the gulag, where they will personally torment her while she’s for forced to eat top ramen all day.

Now that’s chock full of win.

Comment by suicydking — April 14, 2008 @ 2:08 pm

I ror’d

Comment by numb7rs — April 14, 2008 @ 2:18 pm

Looks like he’s gonna hit it.

Comment by Malta Soron — April 14, 2008 @ 3:50 pm

asian girl is very hot.

Comment by justsai — April 14, 2008 @ 4:50 pm

She’s hot, except for that dumbass look on her face

Comment by Corman — April 14, 2008 @ 5:23 pm

My God! thats from the Australia post (Australian postal service)! I should try and get in contact with their HR Department and get one of these. This is gold!

Comment by s_devries — April 14, 2008 @ 7:03 pm

I too would like a copy of this. If you’re able to get me one, I shall give you a cookie.

Comment by tiki god — April 14, 2008 @ 8:13 pm

Haha, it is Australia Post.

I’m definitely going to see if there’s one on the wall next time I’m at the post office.

Comment by Brevity Truta — April 14, 2008 @ 9:47 pm

Know what’s really funny? Japanese car companies outdoing Amerikkkan car companies by leaps and bounds.

Comment by Keeping It Real — April 14, 2008 @ 10:24 pm

a chinga ching chong

Comment by asdf — April 14, 2008 @ 10:42 pm

@Keeping It Real

Get over yourself. If you can’t laugh at that cause you’re a squinty then you are on the wrong site. Know what’s really funny? No matter how many cars you sell you’ll still have a tiny dick, no social skills, and the alcohol tolerance of typical white 12 year old.

After this picture was taken that chick banged that guy btw cause Squinters love the silky cockasian kabob.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — April 14, 2008 @ 10:50 pm

That white gal looks like she is getting it up the bum. And creepy orange jacket man is giving it.

Or something.

Comment by Sorryyoulost — April 14, 2008 @ 10:52 pm

I initially misread that as saying “Racism, it’s always acceptable.”

Comment by vonDread — April 15, 2008 @ 1:53 am

@mAgnUS BUTTfoorson

I’m actually black, honky. But you can feel free to edit the asian stereotype into chicken & watermelon, ghetto, and ebonics, kind sir.

Comment by Keeping It Real — April 15, 2008 @ 5:34 pm

@tiki
it’d be pretty hard to eat a big mac with chop sticks.

Comment by motterbe — April 17, 2008 @ 2:26 am

tiki god wrote:

> I find it hilarious that an anti-racism picture has an asian eating rice out of a bowl. Seriously? why not a big mac? oh that’s right, cause all asians can eat is rice, right?

I once had an asian guy complain to me about hte stereotype that all asians did martial arts. And fair enough too - but we were talking about this in our kung fu class.

Comment by teapot7 — April 24, 2008 @ 2:24 am

Someone needs to photoshop that into a myspace picture.

Comment by Mindless101 — March 30, 2008 @ 10:13 am

Damn, I visited a zoo earlier this day. Monkeys, especially the smaller ones, are bloody creepy.

Comment by unknown — March 30, 2008 @ 10:36 am

Creepy monkey is creepy.

Comment by BowToMe — March 30, 2008 @ 2:12 pm

Dennis Hopper: The Later Years.

Comment by AlecDalek — March 30, 2008 @ 7:31 pm