About beep beep

My past is your future. Parli l'italiano?!? Io parlo l'italiano. I almost have a BA in BS (i.e. philosophy). I am also a librarian, although lately I feel more like a human embodiment of Google. My hoosband introduced me to this site. And to fark.com. And to 4chan. Pretty much the whole intarwebs, actually. I practise Kendo (Japanese swordfighting) and I love it. I do not exist in rl. True story. I was born via parthenogenesis and my biggest fear in life are Christians.

Recent Comments from beep beep

  • Comment on Max
    My aunt has a yorkie named Max as well. ....are you my aunt?
  • Comment on Subtle and Clever Republican Advertisement
    Oh, and the guy was born in Canada and raised in Florida.
  • Comment on Subtle and Clever Republican Advertisement
    If you go to the website on the buildboard and read the guy's profile it will explain a lot. I mean, he thanks FOX News for showing him the evils of liberalism. Also, he doesn't know the difference between "you're" and "your." However, you got to give the guy credit for trying to make a buck off of American politics.
  • Comment on Pool's Closed
    This is so full of win. Sandy vagina is certainly what she has. I mean, she's the president of a fucking homeowner's association! My parents' homeowners association is suing them for a fence that they have had for 12 years. As if they just now noticed the fence. Their excuse for not noticing the fence was that the all other associations in the past sucked balls and my parents could be growing pot behind their fence. Nevermind that my parents have a pool and by city regulation need to have at least a 6-ft. high fence around the pool. Which is now closed. Due to AIDS. I love it when suburbanites freak the fuck out over nothing.
  • Comment on Summer time blues
    I'm finishing my degree this summer, trying to find a job, and moving. Buutttt...it looks like I'll have a job straight out of college, which is awesome considering I have The Most Useless Degree In The World.

Skinny pig

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Babies everywhere!

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1183433421056 Babies everywhere! wtf Humor

Umm. Yeah.

Puppy with two hearts

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0556157600 Puppy with two hearts wtf Cute As Hell Animals

Chihuahua that was born with a heart-shaped pattern it is fur.