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I used to do this all the time as a kid. It's awesome.
Fear and Loathing in Sesame Street
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Live long…
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and prosper.
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Cold much?
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Wow and so authentic. I want to touch her upper body all over. Then I want to paint her.
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I mean I want to paint with colour on a piece of paper. At first I thought maybe people will think I want to paint with colour on her body, but if I said I want to paint her on a piece of paper people might think I want to kill her and use the blood. Jesus is it 9pm already, I have books to read and people to harass.
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LESBO!!!!!!!!
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I thought we went over this already? This is the Internet, MCS taught me to lust for women. And I do, in theory. In reality however my body was made for a man. I’ve never seen you yell HETERO whenever I say something about some guy being attractive so stop it already.
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NOBODY KNOWS IS HETERO FOR YOU!
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OUTDATED AND UNNECESSARY PROCLAMATIONS OF SEXUAL “LABELS” WHICH ARE USELESS!
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Sorry, but men are genetically determined to chase bissexual women.
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Not I. Although my sister is bi so maybe that’s what ruins it for me.
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Bi is another word for skank
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She’s going for the spocker
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I am not sure if it works or not, but someone should try that photoshop xray thing on chick, god I want to see twin vulcans!!!
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doesn’t work, the information just isn’t there
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Do vulcans not know about camera timers?
Or is she going for that vulcan ‘goin borg look?
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It is illogical to waste time setting up a timer for nothing more than an image intended for internet distribution.
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Since only DiaA said it and it has to be said again, she is stunning and also has that unapproachable Vulcan thing going for her, but I wouldn’t mind overloading my warpdrive to bombard her wormhole with graviton-particles…if you get my drift.
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Of all the words to pick, wormhole?? Really?
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nothing sucks harder…but you may call it a rift in space if that is more to your liking.
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Or an event horizon, but then again…
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I could prosper with that!
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“I want to touch her upper body all over” Awesome.
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“I’d like to get my hands on her ample nacelles, if you’ll pardon the engineering parlance.”
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But does she swallow ?
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her cuteness defies logic…
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*schwing*
i need to start going to trek conventions, might find the gal ‘o my dreams. hehe.
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Why is no one trying to find out who she is???
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Are you guys all F*KING KIDDING ME?
YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!
The thumb is supposed to be out. Not next to the fingers.
“The Vulcan salute is a hand gesture consisting of a raised hand, palm forward with the fingers parted between the middle and ring finger, and the thumb extended. ” – wiki
What she is doing is a symbol of Hebrew blessing. If she is a Jew; then yes she is correct. IF she is not Jewish, then she is full of fail.
YOU ALL LOSE 5 internets.
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Maybe she’s a Jewish Vulcan.
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All Vulcans are Jewish! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan_salute
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You win a Star Trek subnet.
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Spock actually was a Jew. Well, Leonard Ninmoy is Jewish.
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Yea, but um… my “salute” back to her may be circumcised doesn’t mean I’m Jewish.
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I wouldn’t beam her out of bed for eating crackers.
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Lets get the hell back on topic here.
I’d hit it.
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WOW, my jaw is on da floor, which means I don’t want to imagine what this image has done to Star Trek fanboys
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She’s adorable.
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Did MySpace made people forget about camera timers?
I mean, 20 years ago, most cameras didn’t have any delayed trigger, so this trick might have been usefull. Except nobody did.
And now that we don’t need it, since even the cheapest digital camera has a timer, everyone uses it.
For f*ck’s sake, stop taking photos in a goddam bathroom mirror!
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Now that i read my post, i recon it sounds a bit confusing.
I’ll rephrase:
- Back in the 80′s, and part of the 90′s, even if we didn’t have camera with timers, we didn’t try to make a horrible photo using our bathroom mirror.
- Now, every f*cking camera has it, but we don’t use it. Instead, people take ugly photos their *** mirrors.
And yeah, i’m in a bad mood today.
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Is it at all possible that the average human got dumber?
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Maybe she’s saying that she wants to have someone do “The Spocker” on her… I know I would.
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That’s marriage material right ther.
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you read my mind man. id marry that so hard.
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Cold much?
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Wow and so authentic. I want to touch her upper body all over. Then I want to paint her.
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I mean I want to paint with colour on a piece of paper. At first I thought maybe people will think I want to paint with colour on her body, but if I said I want to paint her on a piece of paper people might think I want to kill her and use the blood. Jesus is it 9pm already, I have books to read and people to harass.
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LESBO!!!!!!!!
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I thought we went over this already? This is the Internet, MCS taught me to lust for women. And I do, in theory. In reality however my body was made for a man. I’ve never seen you yell HETERO whenever I say something about some guy being attractive so stop it already.
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NOBODY KNOWS IS HETERO FOR YOU!
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OUTDATED AND UNNECESSARY PROCLAMATIONS OF SEXUAL “LABELS” WHICH ARE USELESS!
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Sorry, but men are genetically determined to chase bissexual women.
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Not I. Although my sister is bi so maybe that’s what ruins it for me.
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Bi is another word for skank
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She’s going for the spocker
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I am not sure if it works or not, but someone should try that photoshop xray thing on chick, god I want to see twin vulcans!!!
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doesn’t work, the information just isn’t there
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Do vulcans not know about camera timers?
Or is she going for that vulcan ‘goin borg look?
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It is illogical to waste time setting up a timer for nothing more than an image intended for internet distribution.
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Since only DiaA said it and it has to be said again, she is stunning and also has that unapproachable Vulcan thing going for her, but I wouldn’t mind overloading my warpdrive to bombard her wormhole with graviton-particles…if you get my drift.
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Of all the words to pick, wormhole?? Really?
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nothing sucks harder…but you may call it a rift in space if that is more to your liking.
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Or an event horizon, but then again…
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I could prosper with that!
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“I want to touch her upper body all over” Awesome.
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“I’d like to get my hands on her ample nacelles, if you’ll pardon the engineering parlance.”
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But does she swallow ?
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her cuteness defies logic…
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*schwing*
i need to start going to trek conventions, might find the gal ‘o my dreams. hehe.
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Why is no one trying to find out who she is???
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Are you guys all F*KING KIDDING ME?
YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!
The thumb is supposed to be out. Not next to the fingers.
“The Vulcan salute is a hand gesture consisting of a raised hand, palm forward with the fingers parted between the middle and ring finger, and the thumb extended. ” – wiki
What she is doing is a symbol of Hebrew blessing. If she is a Jew; then yes she is correct. IF she is not Jewish, then she is full of fail.
YOU ALL LOSE 5 internets.
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Maybe she’s a Jewish Vulcan.
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All Vulcans are Jewish! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan_salute
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You win a Star Trek subnet.
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Spock actually was a Jew. Well, Leonard Ninmoy is Jewish.
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Yea, but um… my “salute” back to her may be circumcised doesn’t mean I’m Jewish.
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I wouldn’t beam her out of bed for eating crackers.
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Lets get the hell back on topic here.
I’d hit it.
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WOW, my jaw is on da floor, which means I don’t want to imagine what this image has done to Star Trek fanboys
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She’s adorable.
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Did MySpace made people forget about camera timers?
I mean, 20 years ago, most cameras didn’t have any delayed trigger, so this trick might have been usefull. Except nobody did.
And now that we don’t need it, since even the cheapest digital camera has a timer, everyone uses it.
For f*ck’s sake, stop taking photos in a goddam bathroom mirror!-
Now that i read my post, i recon it sounds a bit confusing.
I’ll rephrase:- Back in the 80′s, and part of the 90′s, even if we didn’t have camera with timers, we didn’t try to make a horrible photo using our bathroom mirror.
- Now, every f*cking camera has it, but we don’t use it. Instead, people take ugly photos their *** mirrors.And yeah, i’m in a bad mood today.
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Is it at all possible that the average human got dumber?
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Maybe she’s saying that she wants to have someone do “The Spocker” on her… I know I would.
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That’s marriage material right ther.
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you read my mind man. id marry that so hard.
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They see me rollin,
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They hatin’
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she should slip the handlebar through the stroller handle
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I remember the halcyon days before the technological abortion that is the Segway.
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Oh, c’mon, Segways are fun to ride.
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Very fun.
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the last time I heard “halcyon” spoken aloud was on the Venture Brothers.
This should sum up my disgust with the public in general,
and my contrasting admiration for the wit behind the show.
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Fucking LAZY!!!
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This right here is why I hate people *sigh*
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Should read. “They see me strollin..”
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she should slip the handlebar through the stroller handle
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I remember the halcyon days before the technological abortion that is the Segway.
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Oh, c’mon, Segways are fun to ride.
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Very fun.
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the last time I heard “halcyon” spoken aloud was on the Venture Brothers.
This should sum up my disgust with the public in general,
and my contrasting admiration for the wit behind the show. -
Fucking LAZY!!!
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This right here is why I hate people *sigh*
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Should read. “They see me strollin..”
Right through your monitor!
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i love mtts
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Here I sit, broken-hearted, I tried to shit, but only farted.
LMAO mtts is da shit
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Please don’t be do disheartened. One day you’ll shit and wish you farted.
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Here I sit on the pooper, giving birth to a Jersey trooper. 
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Link is borken.
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i love mtts
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Here I sit, broken-hearted, I tried to shit, but only farted.
LMAO mtts is da shit-
Please don’t be do disheartened. One day you’ll shit and wish you farted.
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Here I sit on the pooper, giving birth to a Jersey trooper.
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Link is borken.
The Walrus…
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Like a vampire, but awesome.
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That…had never occurred to me.
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Koo koo katchoo!
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goofy hairdo.
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I am the ape-man
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Don’t you think the Joker laughs at you, hoho hehe haha
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That…had never occurred to me.
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Koo koo katchoo!
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goofy hairdo.
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I am the ape-man
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Don’t you think the Joker laughs at you, hoho hehe haha
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Merry Sithmas!
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Christmas + Lego + Star Wars = Awesome
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and a happy New Hope
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The new year strikes back.
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Can a New Year strike back?
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It is the hangover from New Year’s Eve excitement.
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They have Lego tauntauns?!
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no.
this is a shoop.
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/sarcasm …?
Yes, Virginia, there are Lego tauntauns. They came with the Hoth base. And they sell for egregious prices on eBay.
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Holy frack! That’s awesome! They have a walking AT AT also.
Time to bust out the credit card.
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Christmas + Lego + Star Wars = Awesome
Indeed – those are my favorite childhood things
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Return of the presents? No, its not very funny.
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and a happy New Hope
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The new year strikes back.
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Can a New Year strike back?
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It is the hangover from New Year’s Eve excitement.
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They have Lego tauntauns?!
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no.
this is a shoop.-
/sarcasm …?
Yes, Virginia, there are Lego tauntauns. They came with the Hoth base. And they sell for egregious prices on eBay.
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Holy frack! That’s awesome! They have a walking AT AT also.
Time to bust out the credit card.
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Christmas + Lego + Star Wars = Awesome
Indeed – those are my favorite childhood things -
Return of the presents? No, its not very funny.
Twilight Moms
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That’s a pretty fucking good point actually. Everyone who knows a hypocrite based on this double standard raise their hand.
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I simply don’t understand what a full grown, adult sees (sexually/romantically) in a barely pubescent teen, regardless of gender. I understand they are physically attractive since gravity and responsibility have not yet weighed them down, but still…they’re just not that interesting yet.
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You people should watch the south park episode when Ike bangs his teacher.
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they probably just want to be young again. Although why they would hinge that desire upon that garbage eludes me.
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Hey let’s not forget Twilight is about a 107 year old who is into a 17 year old.
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Aren’t the actors all in their 20s?
One of the guys from the Stern show went to see the most recent one with his girlfriend. The little girls all screamed whenever one of the guys took his shirt off, so he joined in. Freaked the girls the fuck out.
It almost makes me want to go… almost.
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The guy who plays the werewolf guy is actually only 17 IRL. His body makes my pee-pee go “whee!”.
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Thank you Ayaq – I like when such hypocrisies are pointed out.
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I don’t think 17 ranks as “barely pubescent”. In fact, it’s waaaay past pubescent.
Humans don’t magically go from little kids to full-grown adults when they turn 18/21/some other arbitrary number.
As for what people see, well, it’s widely known that all physical characteristics people tend to be attracted to in others are child-like features: rosed cheeks, wide eyes, smooth skin, pouty lips, etc.
Still, for fuck’s sake, they’re just kids. Stop lusting after kids young enough to be your children, twilight moms!
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Can somebody please tell me why a century old vampire is still in high school?
Then maybe I’ll try and understand the rest.
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dude, this chicks are totally cougars. And i loves me the cougars. OM NOM NOM TWILIGHT MOMS.
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Apparently because he’s into 17 year old girls.
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@Dragunov
Hyperbole.
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I prefer Dragon Ball.
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@DMYTRIW WDS: Obviously part of their “human act”. They all look like teens so they play the part to blend in.
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@Tyger42: and no one has noticed that this same kid has been attending this high school since it was built?
Stephanie Meyer fails at all levels of writing: basic premise, details that flesh things out, believable characters, plotlines, and actual prose.
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You are making a lot of assumptions about the story without actually having read the book. She fully explains everything you’ve questioned.
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That’s a pretty fucking good point actually. Everyone who knows a hypocrite based on this double standard raise their hand.
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I simply don’t understand what a full grown, adult sees (sexually/romantically) in a barely pubescent teen, regardless of gender. I understand they are physically attractive since gravity and responsibility have not yet weighed them down, but still…they’re just not that interesting yet.
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You people should watch the south park episode when Ike bangs his teacher.
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they probably just want to be young again. Although why they would hinge that desire upon that garbage eludes me.
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Hey let’s not forget Twilight is about a 107 year old who is into a 17 year old.
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Aren’t the actors all in their 20s?
One of the guys from the Stern show went to see the most recent one with his girlfriend. The little girls all screamed whenever one of the guys took his shirt off, so he joined in. Freaked the girls the fuck out.
It almost makes me want to go… almost.
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The guy who plays the werewolf guy is actually only 17 IRL. His body makes my pee-pee go “whee!”.
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Thank you Ayaq – I like when such hypocrisies are pointed out.
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I don’t think 17 ranks as “barely pubescent”. In fact, it’s waaaay past pubescent.
Humans don’t magically go from little kids to full-grown adults when they turn 18/21/some other arbitrary number.
As for what people see, well, it’s widely known that all physical characteristics people tend to be attracted to in others are child-like features: rosed cheeks, wide eyes, smooth skin, pouty lips, etc.
Still, for fuck’s sake, they’re just kids. Stop lusting after kids young enough to be your children, twilight moms!
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Can somebody please tell me why a century old vampire is still in high school?
Then maybe I’ll try and understand the rest.
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dude, this chicks are totally cougars. And i loves me the cougars. OM NOM NOM TWILIGHT MOMS.
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Apparently because he’s into 17 year old girls.
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@Dragunov
Hyperbole.-
I prefer Dragon Ball.
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@DMYTRIW WDS: Obviously part of their “human act”. They all look like teens so they play the part to blend in.
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@Tyger42: and no one has noticed that this same kid has been attending this high school since it was built?
Stephanie Meyer fails at all levels of writing: basic premise, details that flesh things out, believable characters, plotlines, and actual prose.
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You are making a lot of assumptions about the story without actually having read the book. She fully explains everything you’ve questioned.
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I will talk about Pants
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Teaching English In Japan Is Awesome and Sometimes Hilarious
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Wow, are they BORN as perverts? I always just thought it was their fucked-up super-repressed culture that did it.
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Pants are awesome. They keep me warm at night.
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I would be more excited if a girl’s pants were invisible.
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i ror’d
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In Japan, the word for pants (pantsu) also means undies…. I said undies. he was speaking of undies… that is why he wears the boxer kind.
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Welcome to commonwealth English?
They typically don’t teach corrupted American gutter “english” abroad.
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Caio, what the fuck are you talking about?
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Srsly Caio… WTH are you talking about?
Also:
JAPAN RULES!!!
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Wow, are they BORN as perverts? I always just thought it was their fucked-up super-repressed culture that did it.
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Pants are awesome. They keep me warm at night.
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I would be more excited if a girl’s pants were invisible.
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i ror’d
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In Japan, the word for pants (pantsu) also means undies…. I said undies. he was speaking of undies… that is why he wears the boxer kind.
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Welcome to commonwealth English?
They typically don’t teach corrupted American gutter “english” abroad.
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Caio, what the fuck are you talking about?
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Srsly Caio… WTH are you talking about?
Also:
JAPAN RULES!!!
March 11, 2010 at 8:07 pm
I love that this was done with a crayon on what looks to be that manila floppy paper.
March 11, 2010 at 8:18 pm
March 11, 2010 at 8:32 pm
WHO THE HELL DOWNVOTED THIS? You need to be shot. A 5 star piece, to be sure!
March 12, 2010 at 12:43 am
“This is bat country!”
March 12, 2010 at 5:26 pm
We can’t stop here!!