mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — January 17, 2008 @ 2:11 pm

they’re

Lorfmachine — January 17, 2008 @ 3:12 pm

obviously not a good mix

maxcw — January 17, 2008 @ 3:13 pm

I’d still hit it.

knogoodidleft — January 17, 2008 @ 4:00 pm

with a brick

peach — January 17, 2008 @ 8:32 pm

Is there a face shortening operation?

el_metal — January 18, 2008 @ 1:31 am

She should shave moar! i think that’ll do it.

RSIxidor — January 17, 2008 @ 12:14 pm

I really think this man is better known for his work on ‘The Reading Rainbow,’ nobody is going to recognize what he looks like in some lame ass Star Trek show. Seriously, guy, what were you thinking?

T G Geko — January 17, 2008 @ 12:33 pm

reading what?

deuce — January 17, 2008 @ 12:36 pm

It’s “LeVar” not “Lavar”.

coolghoul — January 17, 2008 @ 1:45 pm

Kunta Kinte!

Rage 0 — January 17, 2008 @ 3:12 pm

Toby?

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — January 17, 2008 @ 4:36 pm

That negro is blind.

Lord_Gorlock — January 17, 2008 @ 4:56 pm

LeVar Burton…huge penis.

Mayy — January 17, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

EARTH!

beep beep — January 17, 2008 @ 9:06 pm

Nobody probably knows what I’m talking about buuuut: I always thought he was wearing a banana clip over his eyes.

slakinator — January 17, 2008 @ 9:25 pm

Can’t see shit captain!

Kimmie — January 17, 2008 @ 9:59 pm

You can go anywhere… take a look, it’s in a book

goforbroke — January 17, 2008 @ 10:58 pm

Im with you beep beep, when i was younger i always thought it was a banana clip till i got older and figured it out, then i started seeing him on reading rainbow and said hey thats the star trek dude

MrPsychic — January 18, 2008 @ 1:26 am

Nothing like the first season of TNG…. “Hey, we got a blind guy on board, what position should he be?” “Navigator!” “But he can’t…” “FUCKING NAVIGATOR!”

Either way, he never crashed the ship, unlike that dumbass Troi…

el_metal — January 18, 2008 @ 1:35 am

Hammer tiem!!
i don’t know why he reminds me mc hammer.

redlolita — January 18, 2008 @ 10:40 am

@RSIxidor: I watched both growing up and I always got excited because Geordi was on Reading Rainbow, not the other way around.

Kaze — January 18, 2008 @ 10:48 am

With Cybertronic eyes, the last thing I’d be doing would be reading to kindergardeners.

schulzbrianr — January 26, 2008 @ 11:18 am

It’s the perfect cover for a pedophile. Read them books, Xray through clothes.

xaldinlancer — January 17, 2008 @ 7:31 am

gotta get me one of these.

jasonp — January 17, 2008 @ 8:22 am

Incase of zombies I’d rather a real gun and a machete instead of a kitchen knife.

Kero — January 17, 2008 @ 9:46 am

I’d rather a sledge hammer and a bow, that would be fun.

RSIxidor — January 17, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

I read that as ‘bow tie’. haha

Mobius — January 17, 2008 @ 2:49 pm

I like that the lid doubles as a riot shield. nice touch. Of course, you’d need it if the only thing you’ve got for melee range is that piddly little butter knife…

RSIxidor — January 17, 2008 @ 8:55 am

IWANNAFUCKNORAHJONES!

j_bryon — January 17, 2008 @ 9:39 am

Looks like Nora wants Natalie’s titties!

RSIxidor — January 17, 2008 @ 12:36 pm

I want her to want her and to want me.

batmanturbod — January 21, 2008 @ 2:08 pm

dibs

AlecDalek — January 21, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

Which one’s which? They’d both gone ugly faster than britney high on jesus.

sinbin2 — January 17, 2008 @ 12:47 pm

“cover your heart indy”

RSIxidor — January 17, 2008 @ 3:50 pm

Why, is the anthem playing?

AAK15 — January 9, 2008 @ 9:35 pm

i now officially love midgets

reboot — January 9, 2008 @ 9:41 pm

According to imdb, she’s 5′1”.
Also according to imdb, she’s a vegan and supports ALF, so she’s more likely to burn my lab down than date me.

Lorfmachine — January 9, 2008 @ 9:44 pm

Since when was a Porche Cayenne an average size car?
Besides, she’s hot, so STFU

AlecDalek — January 9, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

Hayden is only 2″ shorter than the average height for women. She’s fine (very fine). And don’t worry reboot, there’s LOTS of women out there that are for lab testing on animals. The cosmetics industry does quite well.

Q-delta — January 9, 2008 @ 10:12 pm

Ewwww, look at her fat arm! xD

I’d still fuck her.

pvera — January 9, 2008 @ 10:51 pm

At 5′1″ she is almost too tall to be called petite. That Cayenne probably had the air suspension cranked all the way up.

ashley99 — January 10, 2008 @ 1:53 am

im a girl. like i know what kinda car that is.

RSIxidor — January 10, 2008 @ 1:55 am

I have problems with the ALF, but I’m all for the vegan. Very sexy, baby, yeah!

njch412 — January 10, 2008 @ 9:14 am

those 20in wheels are about 1/3 of her body.

coolghoul — January 10, 2008 @ 10:54 am

@ reboot: She supports Alien Life Forms? Hmmm…maybe I have a chance, then.

reboot — January 10, 2008 @ 11:09 am

@coolghoul: give it a shot. just don’t eat any cats in front of her.

coolghoul — January 10, 2008 @ 11:12 am

@reboot: don’t worry. That’s not the pussy I had in mind.

reboot — January 10, 2008 @ 11:14 am

lolz

Lorfmachine — January 10, 2008 @ 1:02 pm

@ ashley99
You’re excused.
This time.

LukeV1-5 — January 10, 2008 @ 2:00 pm

Just make sure this “being a woman” thing doesn’t happen again, you hear?

el_metal — January 12, 2008 @ 1:38 am

I always knew there was something wierd with her, and now i know it’s her man arms, that’s her only flaw, but who cares she’s so little her arms are probably average size.

j_bryon — January 14, 2008 @ 2:00 pm

To quote the movie HEATHERS, “I’d like to put Heather (replace with Hayden) on my johnson and spin her like a god damned pinwheel!”

BigFoot — January 24, 2008 @ 3:45 pm

Dont get me wrong, hayden is hot, but her height is the only thing that puts me off her.

Lorfmachine — January 24, 2008 @ 4:03 pm

BigFoot, u should be nutered.

schulzbrianr — January 26, 2008 @ 11:47 am

I have to say, one, a crossover SUV is sort of a compromise between car, and huge SUV/truck, so, in that sense, it is sort of an average. Also, I would put average girl height at like 5′5″, not 5′3″. Trust me, I spend almost all my time looking for tiny girls (petite, not like 12 years old) and they aren’t as plentiful as you might think. Then again, I just looked it up, and wikianswers says in the US, average height IS 5′3″, and I have to beg to differ, unless they are counting from birth to death, but I’m going with adult (18-35) or so.

xaldinlancer — January 9, 2008 @ 11:31 pm

YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ando — January 10, 2008 @ 4:42 am

WE’RE GOING DOWN BUDDY!!!

diabeetus — January 9, 2008 @ 9:18 am

http://interfacelift.com/

You can get more wallpapers like these from that site, and in higher resolution too.

Disgustipater — January 7, 2008 @ 12:02 pm

No amount of magic could ever make her hot.

schulzbrianr — January 7, 2008 @ 12:12 pm

Considering I have nothing now, she’s a step up even if you don’t think this is hot. I find a thin woman with an English accent who is barely covered hot. I’ll take it.

Jimmed — January 7, 2008 @ 12:24 pm

You’re gonna have to try a lot harder than that to put me off.

elzarcothepale — January 7, 2008 @ 1:01 pm

yyyyeah. . . still boinkable

BrandG — January 7, 2008 @ 1:06 pm

Yeah, I gotta admit, even without the magic she looks intense, exciting, and frankly, pretty hot.

Okay, so she’s not much in the breast department, but in interviews she says she knows it and doesn’t care. That kind of self-worth is hugely attractive to a guy who likes his ladies independent.

So in that sense, she’s hot in an Angelina way, not a Britney way.

Hepathos — January 7, 2008 @ 1:10 pm

Awww, she looks like a Leonidas with vagoo. I approve!

nicklogan2 — January 7, 2008 @ 1:26 pm

maybe with a slight boob job i might enjoy her more.

Gilly — January 7, 2008 @ 1:30 pm

I’d hit it with a shovel. Just to see if it remains hot.

Hazard — January 7, 2008 @ 1:38 pm

I thought her face was photoshopped onto a man’s body.

Harharhar.

wookie_x — January 7, 2008 @ 1:59 pm

I would still hit that, like the fist of an angry god!

wakerider — January 7, 2008 @ 3:56 pm

whatever… any one of you dudes would marry her

knogoodidleft — January 7, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

Its all makeup guys…sigh…

she looks like a succubus

knogoodidleft — January 7, 2008 @ 4:56 pm

lol southpark rules

Rarawwwww evil devil woman succubus!!!!

good times.

Brushaway — January 7, 2008 @ 4:59 pm

hey, i bet she is hungry. and you know what they say about HUNGRY women.

Smedlorificus — January 7, 2008 @ 5:33 pm

Skeletal! AAAAAGH!

Sneaky Snake — January 7, 2008 @ 6:28 pm

It would also help if the picture didnt look like someone pressed pause in a movie.

jormanks — January 7, 2008 @ 6:50 pm

“Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!”

jadechimera — January 8, 2008 @ 12:56 am

1. Deathly Thin
2. Underbite

Phyreblade — January 8, 2008 @ 3:21 am

Keira Scary… *shiver*

Ando — January 8, 2008 @ 4:23 am

I’d hit it into next week.

windrider — January 8, 2008 @ 9:09 am

Yeah she still looks good. Can’t say the same for most other actresses without make up.

Vent — January 8, 2008 @ 9:10 am

the horniest chick I ever went out with was built like that - A cup. it was a little bit of a turn-off at first, but god… she was insatiable. our orgasms were like a 3 to 1 ratio. tits don’t mean anything to me anymore.

Gilez — January 10, 2008 @ 7:46 pm

i’d hit it…. 2 times!
maybe more