Buck sounds like the best dog ever. I am so sorry to hear he won't be around anymore.
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Buck sounds like the best dog ever. I am so sorry to hear he won't be around anymore. - Comment on -isms and more
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Dear, sweet, zombie Jeebus! Although, the reply to the asshat is hilarious. And that would be the only way to know for sure if your son is gay. "He has blue eyes." Is that some sort of redneck, ignorant code for "He ain't mine, so he must be gay."? - Comment on updates
Huh? I can't seem to wrap my brain around either one of those. Someone, please help a poor blonde understand the words of tiki god?
more masks




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Once again, from englishrussia.com
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Marilyn Monroe




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She was so beautiful…(from community.livejournal.com/vintagephoto)
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BANG
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I’d bang her.
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Actually, I’ve never found her that attractive. If she were in Playboy today, she’d never be Playmate of the Year.
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And this would be Playboy’s loss.
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nah, playboy is just plastic fake whores that sleep with 90 year old men.
Seriously fucked up shit.
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Yeah, you’re right. The playmates lately have looked kind of…ew. MM would never make it if she had to compete with them.
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Beautiful -sure whatever.
But it sure wasn’t natural beauty.
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She must have spotted a black guy on her side of the cafe.
Racist cunt.
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I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from The OC?â€. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
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You’re doing it wrong brah, it’s not just a copy & paste thing, you gotta mad libs that shit.
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SHe was rather plain, got mixed up with the wrong people, and paid the price. Sad actually…
I guess you could compare her to Britney , in a lot of ways cept Brit will never know the prestige she did…
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BANG
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I’d bang her.
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Actually, I’ve never found her that attractive. If she were in Playboy today, she’d never be Playmate of the Year.
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And this would be Playboy’s loss.
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nah, playboy is just plastic fake whores that sleep with 90 year old men.
Seriously fucked up shit.
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Yeah, you’re right. The playmates lately have looked kind of…ew. MM would never make it if she had to compete with them.
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Beautiful -sure whatever.
But it sure wasn’t natural beauty.
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She must have spotted a black guy on her side of the cafe.
Racist cunt.
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I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from The OC?â€. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
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You’re doing it wrong brah, it’s not just a copy & paste thing, you gotta mad libs that shit.
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SHe was rather plain, got mixed up with the wrong people, and paid the price. Sad actually…
I guess you could compare her to Britney , in a lot of ways cept Brit will never know the prestige she did…
Annika Irmler – world’s longest female tongue – 2.7 inches




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That’s how you measure length. Found on oddee.com
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very intriguing.
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*generic oral sex-related comment*
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Lesbians love her.
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What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
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Well hung.
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That is… pretty damn hot for some reason.
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you’re all a bunch of pedos, she’s like twelve or somthing when you look her up
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Tickle my prostate!
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Not even close….
There was this one at a bar a few years ago…
Her husband would bet that her tongue was longer than your d*ck….he never paid for booze…
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I haven’t measured it in a few years, but I’m pretty sure my tongue is longer. I can touch my nose with it. And yes, lesbians get turned on by it.
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does she have a boyfriend?? oh my… she’s twelve? mmm what would pedobear do?
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*generic oral sex-related comment*
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Lesbians love her.
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What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
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That is… pretty damn hot for some reason.
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you’re all a bunch of pedos, she’s like twelve or somthing when you look her up
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Tickle my prostate!
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I haven’t measured it in a few years, but I’m pretty sure my tongue is longer. I can touch my nose with it. And yes, lesbians get turned on by it.
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does she have a boyfriend?? oh my… she’s twelve? mmm what would pedobear do?
nyokki on sale for only $5.25!




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LOL Found at perpetualkid.com
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Haha aw. This is too cute, do want.
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Haha aw. This is too cute, do want.
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AXA – first issue




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With all the Red Sonya/Dawn, etc. posts lately, I was reminded of this chica.
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The robot is totally scrutinizing that ass.
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robot #1010 has much to ponder about it.
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HOLY CRAP SHE LET THE POINT OF HER SWORD TOUCH THE GROUND SWORD TIP DISCIPLINE WAAAHRGARBL!
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Man, does anyone have a bandaid, cuz Kris Kristoferson is cut!
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I like the parts where she’s naked.
That is to say, all the parts.
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Guy on the right looks like Barry Gibb.
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The robot is totally scrutinizing that ass.
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robot #1010 has much to ponder about it.
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HOLY CRAP SHE LET THE POINT OF HER SWORD TOUCH THE GROUND SWORD TIP DISCIPLINE WAAAHRGARBL!
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Man, does anyone have a bandaid, cuz Kris Kristoferson is cut!
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I like the parts where she’s naked.
That is to say, all the parts.
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Guy on the right looks like Barry Gibb.
World War Z




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Reading it now and I\’m impressed.
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Audio book is epic
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I loved this, lulled a bit in the middle for me but overall, great. However, I thought the Zombie Survival Guide was tits 11/10.
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You read stuff? What a homo. Just kidding. Awesome book.
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@wombat: I came here to post that; lots of great voice talent (Alan Alda talking about zombies? Oh hells yeah)
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first and only zombie book that’s worth reading
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@Skulltimo: nah, Zombie survival guide only gets 9/10 from me. The advice on vehicles fails. Pickups and suvs useless? a bicycle is the best transport/getaway vehicle? Ok he is biased by traffic in NYC, but not everyone lives at Zombie central.
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As with those so far, this and the Survival Guide are awesome. Max Brooks will be an author to watch for some time.
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Seriously, the recounting of the battle at Hope, New Mexico? Fucking epic.
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I can’t wait until the movie version of this comes out. Considering the author’s father, it’s probably only a matter of time.
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next year actually… i’ve also heard brad pitt as the main dude, you know, the one that interviews everyone? wtf mate.
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Awesome book. Easy read, but a damn good one.
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Great book!
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Awesome. I finished it just the other day.
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im just starting this book ots pretty badass so far
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read it about 3 years ago ish and i love it so much.
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Brad Pitt outbid Leonardo DiCaprio for production rights – thank goodness! Brooks (the author) has said that he loves the script and wants Pitt to play a part in the movie. All that, whatever. The book was amazing!
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leonardo would have been better
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@ColombianMonkey: You’re trying to get my goat, aren’t you? It won’t work. So there.
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@ColombianMonkey: Yeah…not that kind of “getting”. But I LOL’d.
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Audio book is epic
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I loved this, lulled a bit in the middle for me but overall, great. However, I thought the Zombie Survival Guide was tits 11/10.
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You read stuff? What a homo. Just kidding. Awesome book.
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@wombat: I came here to post that; lots of great voice talent (Alan Alda talking about zombies? Oh hells yeah)
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first and only zombie book that’s worth reading
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@Skulltimo: nah, Zombie survival guide only gets 9/10 from me. The advice on vehicles fails. Pickups and suvs useless? a bicycle is the best transport/getaway vehicle? Ok he is biased by traffic in NYC, but not everyone lives at Zombie central.
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As with those so far, this and the Survival Guide are awesome. Max Brooks will be an author to watch for some time.
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Seriously, the recounting of the battle at Hope, New Mexico? Fucking epic.
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I can’t wait until the movie version of this comes out. Considering the author’s father, it’s probably only a matter of time.
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next year actually… i’ve also heard brad pitt as the main dude, you know, the one that interviews everyone? wtf mate.
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Awesome book. Easy read, but a damn good one.
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Great book!
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Awesome. I finished it just the other day.
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im just starting this book ots pretty badass so far
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read it about 3 years ago ish and i love it so much.
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Brad Pitt outbid Leonardo DiCaprio for production rights – thank goodness! Brooks (the author) has said that he loves the script and wants Pitt to play a part in the movie. All that, whatever. The book was amazing!
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leonardo would have been better
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@ColombianMonkey: You’re trying to get my goat, aren’t you? It won’t work. So there.
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@ColombianMonkey: Yeah…not that kind of “getting”. But I LOL’d.
Plastic Baton Rounds (rubber bullets)




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First death caused by one of these, incidentally, was in April, 1972. That’s when I was born.
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There actualy giant dildos.
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@nobody knows: Not great dildo’s if they’re designed for minimum penetration
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wow these rounds have “for g20 protestor” written all over them. Hope the coppers get to have a little fun with the Hippie-communards
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They usually don’t break the skin like that. Eighty-six the non-lethal. We’re going full nerf on this one!
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I’ve been thinking about it, and I have come to the conclusion that these would fucking hurt. A lot. 44mm, for fuck’s sake!
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There actualy giant dildos.
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@nobody knows: Not great dildo’s if they’re designed for minimum penetration
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wow these rounds have “for g20 protestor” written all over them. Hope the coppers get to have a little fun with the Hippie-communards
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They usually don’t break the skin like that. Eighty-six the non-lethal. We’re going full nerf on this one!
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I’ve been thinking about it, and I have come to the conclusion that these would fucking hurt. A lot. 44mm, for fuck’s sake!
Steve McQueen mug shot




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Coolest guy ever like I\’ve never seen him before.
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o yeah. cool.
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He’s cool, but not as cool as Marlon Brando or Humphrey Bogart.
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such a fucking attention whore.
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@Puulaahi: Bullshit. Bogie is my all time fave, but I’d put McQueen way above Brando.
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Peace!
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Hey, this man was and always will be the shit! Even if he was an alcoholic, drug addict, womanizer, wife beater, smoker and a fucking prick! Not to mention Paul Newman hated him and the feeling was mutual, but he change the history of cinema by having the first “real” car chase scene on film. ‘Bullitt’ 1968 *(best editing). Oh I have this picture on a postcard.
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@elzarcothepale: How was McQueen an attention whore?
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I agree McQueen wasn’t an attention whore, that was a mug shot after a bar fight that he didn’t start.
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o yeah. cool.
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He’s cool, but not as cool as Marlon Brando or Humphrey Bogart.
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such a fucking attention whore.
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@Puulaahi: Bullshit. Bogie is my all time fave, but I’d put McQueen way above Brando.
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Peace!
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Hey, this man was and always will be the shit! Even if he was an alcoholic, drug addict, womanizer, wife beater, smoker and a fucking prick! Not to mention Paul Newman hated him and the feeling was mutual, but he change the history of cinema by having the first “real” car chase scene on film. ‘Bullitt’ 1968 *(best editing). Oh I have this picture on a postcard.
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@elzarcothepale: How was McQueen an attention whore?
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I agree McQueen wasn’t an attention whore, that was a mug shot after a bar fight that he didn’t start.
gas mask, anyone?




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Got these from community.livejournal.com/vintagephoto/.
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GO TO YOUR ROOM!
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“Are you my mummy?”
I watched those episodes last week, alone in the house, and I ended up turning it off halfway through the second episode because I was slightly creeped out.
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How is that quote so pervasive? I knew, as soon as I saw the word gasmask, that it would be said.
C’est incroyable, non!?
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anybody know what the second picture is from? I’ve seen it before, but I couldn’t tell you where.
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@Vent: MCR concert?
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That second pic is some creepy shit.
“Anonymous. We are Legion.”
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Little Wholigans… All of them…
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I love gas masks – all kinds of masks, but gas masks especially. They distort the normal human face just enough. @Kishi: Yup, the creepiness factor is at 20.
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Creeepy.
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@Kishi: pardon my ignorance but episodes of what?
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@Watanabex: Dr. Who.
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GO TO YOUR ROOM!
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“Are you my mummy?”
I watched those episodes last week, alone in the house, and I ended up turning it off halfway through the second episode because I was slightly creeped out.
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How is that quote so pervasive? I knew, as soon as I saw the word gasmask, that it would be said.
C’est incroyable, non!?
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anybody know what the second picture is from? I’ve seen it before, but I couldn’t tell you where.
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@Vent: MCR concert?
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That second pic is some creepy shit.
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Little Wholigans… All of them…
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I love gas masks – all kinds of masks, but gas masks especially. They distort the normal human face just enough. @Kishi: Yup, the creepiness factor is at 20.
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Creeepy.
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@Kishi: pardon my ignorance but episodes of what?
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@Watanabex: Dr. Who.
tiki art!




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From www.chetart.com/ For sale on etsy.com.
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The colours are great. And Etsy rules.
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Cool, reminds me of the tropics.
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thanks annarchy, i want to buy this. www.chetart.com/monkeydecideros.html
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Hahaha that has got to be the most idiotic thing I have seen in a long time. Needless to say that it’s FULL OF WIN.
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end tiki dick sucking today
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@ColombianMonkey:
I think I need a monkey decider to decide if I should buy the monkey decider…
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The colours are great. And Etsy rules.
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Cool, reminds me of the tropics.
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thanks annarchy, i want to buy this. www.chetart.com/monkeydecideros.html
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Hahaha that has got to be the most idiotic thing I have seen in a long time. Needless to say that it’s FULL OF WIN.
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end tiki dick sucking today
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@ColombianMonkey:
I think I need a monkey decider to decide if I should buy the monkey decider…
US Airways flight 1549 being pulled from the Hudson




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I’ve been told that these pics were taken by the crane operator.
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A nice fixer-upper
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But will it fly?
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if you think, it will
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It’s kinda missing an engine….
I don’t think they were meant to be short an engine in order to fly….
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It actually doesn’t look as bad as I was expecting it to.
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@bejamus:
The Canadians removed it, to hid their terrorist geese attack.
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@Puulaahi: Only by Sully.
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@RSIxidor: I never did trust the Canadians. They pretend to be nice, but look at magnus, something geese-y going on up there.
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@nyokki: I believe a moose raped Magnus when he was a child and a Pro Hockey player/ Canadian Mounty stole his woman. That is why he is the way he is. Perhaps he has some Geese up his anus. Most Canadians are cool but he is a strange duck.
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And if it walks like a duck…it must be a terrorist goose.
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@Annarchy: Actually I’m pretty sure that is *has* to be terrorist geese…
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@Annarchy: @Phyreblade: LMAO and am currently dripping water out my nose.
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@Phyreblade:
Mission accomplished – nyokki is firing liquid missiles from her nose. I’m retiring now.
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@Annarchy: Job well done. Time for extraction…
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@Phyreblade:
Where’s the LZ again?
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My god, why wasn’t the OP: Will it take off?
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@RSIxidor:
Cuz I am not as clever as you. How’s that workin’ out for you – being clever?
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@Annarchy: Left turn at Albuquerque and on till morning… Or is it a right turn… can never remember that one little detail…
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@Phyreblade: *snicker*
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But will it fly?
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It actually doesn’t look as bad as I was expecting it to.
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@Puulaahi: Only by Sully.
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@RSIxidor: I never did trust the Canadians. They pretend to be nice, but look at magnus, something geese-y going on up there.
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@nyokki: I believe a moose raped Magnus when he was a child and a Pro Hockey player/ Canadian Mounty stole his woman. That is why he is the way he is. Perhaps he has some Geese up his anus. Most Canadians are cool but he is a strange duck.
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And if it walks like a duck…it must be a terrorist goose.
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@Annarchy: Actually I’m pretty sure that is *has* to be terrorist geese…
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@Annarchy: @Phyreblade: LMAO and am currently dripping water out my nose.
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@Phyreblade:
Mission accomplished – nyokki is firing liquid missiles from her nose. I’m retiring now. -
@Annarchy: Job well done. Time for extraction…
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@Phyreblade:
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My god, why wasn’t the OP: Will it take off?
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Cuz I am not as clever as you. How’s that workin’ out for you – being clever? -
@Annarchy: Left turn at Albuquerque and on till morning… Or is it a right turn… can never remember that one little detail…
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@Phyreblade: *snicker*
Gordon Ramsay




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I am so hooked on this guy’s shows!
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I like his song “The Way Edmund Fitzgerald.”
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I’ve Eaten That!!!
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Ya, I’m hooked too. Just when I think he’s a complete asshole, he goes all nice. Damn confusing dynamic characters.
Love this pic btw.
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Also check out the Lil Gordon Ramsey clips on youtube, they are hilarious.
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Oh the Hells Kitchen guy. Never seen any of his shows.
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“There can be only one… and that’s going to be me you useless bunch of ****ers!”
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“I’ll show that ****er what happens to those who serve Gordon Ramsay undercooked chicken!”
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I don’t know who this is, but it looks really great. I wanna see this show too.
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I think it was Hell’s Kitchen that I was watching when a table (that had waited waaaaay too long for any food) ordered pizza and had it delivered.
I don’t watch the show. It must have been on a channel I was watching earlier, but it did look like I might like it.
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Hattori HanzÅ sword.
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Liked his Kitchen Nightmares series more than Hell’s Kitchen; still a great show.
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Gordon Ramsay is my hero. More for Kitchen Nightmares than Hell’s Kitchen, but anyone who shows that much passion for good cooking…
And I don’t mean in the “fucking the pie” way sort of passion.
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if ANYBODY tried to treat me the way that ASSHOLE treats people- they’d end up in the hospital having something “removed”….
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thats funny, cos he’s a twat.
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Iaido. Ur doin’ it rong…
@frogurtx: ROFL… Hilarious…
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Kitchen Nightmares was where I first encountered him. And the F Word…oh, yes, the F Word. Reminds me of the way my dad talks to people, which I normally find completely unacceptable. But when Ramsay does it, it’s somehow okay.
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@storminator:
LOL right, ITG –he’d dice you up & serve you in a bouillabaisse.
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@HoChunk:
I think Ramsay would make storminator cry. Which is even better than hurting someone physically.
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I like his song “The Way Edmund Fitzgerald.”
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I’ve Eaten That!!!
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Ya, I’m hooked too. Just when I think he’s a complete asshole, he goes all nice. Damn confusing dynamic characters.
Love this pic btw.
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Also check out the Lil Gordon Ramsey clips on youtube, they are hilarious.
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Oh the Hells Kitchen guy. Never seen any of his shows.
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“There can be only one… and that’s going to be me you useless bunch of ****ers!”
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“I’ll show that ****er what happens to those who serve Gordon Ramsay undercooked chicken!”
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I don’t know who this is, but it looks really great. I wanna see this show too.
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I think it was Hell’s Kitchen that I was watching when a table (that had waited waaaaay too long for any food) ordered pizza and had it delivered.
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Hattori HanzÅ sword.
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Liked his Kitchen Nightmares series more than Hell’s Kitchen; still a great show.
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Gordon Ramsay is my hero. More for Kitchen Nightmares than Hell’s Kitchen, but anyone who shows that much passion for good cooking…
And I don’t mean in the “fucking the pie” way sort of passion.
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if ANYBODY tried to treat me the way that ASSHOLE treats people- they’d end up in the hospital having something “removed”….
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thats funny, cos he’s a twat.
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Iaido. Ur doin’ it rong…
@frogurtx: ROFL… Hilarious…
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Kitchen Nightmares was where I first encountered him. And the F Word…oh, yes, the F Word. Reminds me of the way my dad talks to people, which I normally find completely unacceptable. But when Ramsay does it, it’s somehow okay.
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@HoChunk:
I think Ramsay would make storminator cry. Which is even better than hurting someone physically.
Cuddly toys of death




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I am so getting that shark.
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Jesus Christ!
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I want the bunny-death-by-carrot.
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@Puulaahi: You rang?
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@Jesus Christ: Ummmm, Happy belated Birthday?
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UNICORN POWER
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I’ve checked out the site since I submitted this and there is more awesome stuff (male and female aliens complete with genitalia, who doesn’t want those?).
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death by plush Shark/Unicorn/Carrot FTW!!
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I am so getting that shark.
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Jesus Christ!
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I want the bunny-death-by-carrot.
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@Puulaahi: You rang?
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@Jesus Christ: Ummmm, Happy belated Birthday?
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UNICORN POWER
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I’ve checked out the site since I submitted this and there is more awesome stuff (male and female aliens complete with genitalia, who doesn’t want those?).
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death by plush Shark/Unicorn/Carrot FTW!!
Merry Christmas! Ho Ho AAAGH!




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found on www.neatorama.com/
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That… Is… AWESOME!
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That…is…fucked up!
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I’m going w/ awesome.
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That… Is… AWESOME!
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That…is…fucked up!
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I’m going w/ awesome.
My Pet Cat – Sabrina




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For November Theme Day. No, I didn’t do anything to piss her off. She just makes that face all the time.
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Looks more like she puked in your shoe and is just waiting for you to find it…
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LOL! She normally pukes on my pillow…next to my head…at 3am. But I love her still. Think she’s managed to brainwash me completely.
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Looks more like she puked in your shoe and is just waiting for you to find it…
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LOL! She normally pukes on my pillow…next to my head…at 3am. But I love her still. Think she’s managed to brainwash me completely.
The Lumeneo Smera




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It runs on an electric motor that gets 100 kilometers for 7 kilowatts. I’m kind of excited. From lumeneo.fr/welcome.html
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Roller coffin ?
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Safety is overrated.
Look! No mirrors!
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A scooter with a roof. Big deal. I’d rather get a proper motorbike.
@Annarchy: There is no such thing as “100km on 7kW”. You probably mean 100km on 7kWh – which is sweet, as it works out to maybe one buck for 30-50 miles. If you meant to say 7kW, you would be wrong, as this thing puts out 15kW (21 horsepowers) – puny but enough for a city scooter.
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If it had air conditioning, I’d file it in the “maybe” section.
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Do not want.
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A Smera is what you would be if you were hit in one of these things.
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as a general rule- people are stupid.
so, this “car” will sell…..
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Even a smart would roll over this thing like a truck.
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So called because you get “smera’d” all over the highway when you’re T-boned by a passenger car!
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It says it uses “domestic plugs (230 V 16A)” to charge. I’m kinda blanking on my grade 10 science but isn’t that the voltage for Europe, where this is made? Wouldn’t that make charging over here difficult?
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I have the overwhelming urge to tip this thing over. With one hand.
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Because it has a roof every moron and their neighbor thinks it is a car. Fuck you, idiots. It’s a weatherproof motorcycle. When you see a motorcycle do you automatically reject it because it is unsafe in a collision? When you see a motorcycle do you automatically want to “tip it over?” What a fucking bullshit machismo.
This would probably be brilliant in Paris where people are pretty, traffic is a bitch and where it rains every now and then. One would be able to get from A to B in time with clean and dry clothes and a non-helmet hairdo.
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motorcycles have 2 wheels
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also, from the link:
“The use of electric motors with a group of batteries is the most earth friendly technology. Of course, there is no pollution, no C02 gas, no smoke, no noise.
Each motor weighs less 30Kg and is made up to 98 % of pure metals, aluminium, copper and iron. Its recycling is simple.
An electrical car also avoids all the pollution created by a thermal engine car: oils, catalytic exhausts, heavy metals.
Ecological, the electrical solution is also economic. The Lumeneo motors were developed to meet precisely the needs of SMERA and to optimize the weight/power ratio. You just need 7kw for driving 100 kilometers.
Each braking action is transformed into energy by the alternator and goes up in the batteries, increasing the autonomy of Smera.
The brushless motors offer the advantage to have no friction parts that makes it possible to have no maintenance and an excellent reliability.
Our electric motors are designed for a 200 000 km lifetime.
Only one moving piece: the inside rotor on its ball bearings.
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@Marcika – you are absolutely right. Typo, sorry!
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Roller coffin ?
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A scooter with a roof. Big deal. I’d rather get a proper motorbike.
@Annarchy: There is no such thing as “100km on 7kW”. You probably mean 100km on 7kWh – which is sweet, as it works out to maybe one buck for 30-50 miles. If you meant to say 7kW, you would be wrong, as this thing puts out 15kW (21 horsepowers) – puny but enough for a city scooter.
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If it had air conditioning, I’d file it in the “maybe” section.
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Do not want.
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A Smera is what you would be if you were hit in one of these things.
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as a general rule- people are stupid.
so, this “car” will sell…..
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Even a smart would roll over this thing like a truck.
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So called because you get “smera’d” all over the highway when you’re T-boned by a passenger car!
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It says it uses “domestic plugs (230 V 16A)” to charge. I’m kinda blanking on my grade 10 science but isn’t that the voltage for Europe, where this is made? Wouldn’t that make charging over here difficult?
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I have the overwhelming urge to tip this thing over. With one hand.
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Because it has a roof every moron and their neighbor thinks it is a car. Fuck you, idiots. It’s a weatherproof motorcycle. When you see a motorcycle do you automatically reject it because it is unsafe in a collision? When you see a motorcycle do you automatically want to “tip it over?” What a fucking bullshit machismo.
This would probably be brilliant in Paris where people are pretty, traffic is a bitch and where it rains every now and then. One would be able to get from A to B in time with clean and dry clothes and a non-helmet hairdo.
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motorcycles have 2 wheels
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also, from the link:
“The use of electric motors with a group of batteries is the most earth friendly technology. Of course, there is no pollution, no C02 gas, no smoke, no noise.
Each motor weighs less 30Kg and is made up to 98 % of pure metals, aluminium, copper and iron. Its recycling is simple.
An electrical car also avoids all the pollution created by a thermal engine car: oils, catalytic exhausts, heavy metals.Ecological, the electrical solution is also economic. The Lumeneo motors were developed to meet precisely the needs of SMERA and to optimize the weight/power ratio. You just need 7kw for driving 100 kilometers.
Each braking action is transformed into energy by the alternator and goes up in the batteries, increasing the autonomy of Smera.The brushless motors offer the advantage to have no friction parts that makes it possible to have no maintenance and an excellent reliability.
Our electric motors are designed for a 200 000 km lifetime.
Only one moving piece: the inside rotor on its ball bearings.
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@Marcika – you are absolutely right. Typo, sorry!
A Boy and His Dog




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Add to favoritesTags: Dark Humor, Fantasy - Science Fiction, Movies
Just saw this movie. I loved it! What did you think?
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it left a bad taste in my mouth.
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I see what you did there, Tiki. I see it.
Also, “kinky”?
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I thought she had excellent taste
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The only thing Don Johnson ever did that was worth a shit.
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@Luke
Yeah, kinky. Dude gets milked, after all.
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it left a bad taste in my mouth.
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I see what you did there, Tiki. I see it.
Also, “kinky”?
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I thought she had excellent taste
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The only thing Don Johnson ever did that was worth a shit.
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@Luke
Yeah, kinky. Dude gets milked, after all.
polyester knit suits make you a contortionist




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found on eatliver.com
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so i guess you can suck your own dick with that suit on.
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I’m just glad they had the presence of mind to have him cross his hands like that.
Yeck…
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You don’t think he’s preparing to goatse?
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I’m picturing this guy doing goatse. Now you’re picturing it too.
Powerful image, isn’t it?
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@ JamesTusk : Congratulations. I am too drunk to read cmments.
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@unknown
dude, I’ve been there for like an hour already, yay!
wait, what?
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my birthday suit is not wrinkle resistant. if it was i would have smooth balls… umm cue dave chappelle
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auto-fellatio? wow. that sure is gay…
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convenient tie placement as well. you know if it wasnt’t there you’d all be treated to a polyester-tight vision of that dude’s package.
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Ooh, suit you, Sir!
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^^^LOL! Thanks for that.
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so i guess you can suck your own dick with that suit on.
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I’m just glad they had the presence of mind to have him cross his hands like that.
Yeck…
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You don’t think he’s preparing to goatse?
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I’m picturing this guy doing goatse. Now you’re picturing it too.
Powerful image, isn’t it?
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@ JamesTusk : Congratulations. I am too drunk to read cmments.
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@unknown
dude, I’ve been there for like an hour already, yay!
wait, what?
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my birthday suit is not wrinkle resistant. if it was i would have smooth balls… umm cue dave chappelle
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auto-fellatio? wow. that sure is gay…
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convenient tie placement as well. you know if it wasnt’t there you’d all be treated to a polyester-tight vision of that dude’s package.
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Ooh, suit you, Sir!
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^^^LOL! Thanks for that.
Uranium ore now available from Amazon.com!




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Found this on Amazon. Think I will order this instead of the cat treats I was going to buy.
From the description:
“Radioactive minerals are for educational and scientific use only.” Really?
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Wow, the reviews on amazon are pretty hilarious also. I especially like the limerick.
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seriously… wtf o_O
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Uranium is a naturally occurring element that can be found in low levels within all rock, soil, and water. U238 makes up 99% of the Uranium in the world and really isn’t all that radioactive. It IS an alpha source, but the half-life for U238 is over 4 billion years. That means it doesn’t decay very rapidly. U235, on the other hand, is the only fissile isotope occurring in nature… and is almost certainly not going to be found in any substantial quantity in this sample. Leave it in the can and you will be just fine. Just don’t go eating it or anything.
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Well it’s about time… The advent of commercially available, over the shelf, radioactive material puts us one step closer to flying cars and… dare i say it… Time machines…!! *gasp*
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It’s uranium *ore*.
Even if someone had the capability to turn it into fissile material, they’d get practically none.
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Way to trample upon my dreams there sport…
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Wow, the reviews on amazon are pretty hilarious also. I especially like the limerick.
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seriously… wtf o_O
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Uranium is a naturally occurring element that can be found in low levels within all rock, soil, and water. U238 makes up 99% of the Uranium in the world and really isn’t all that radioactive. It IS an alpha source, but the half-life for U238 is over 4 billion years. That means it doesn’t decay very rapidly. U235, on the other hand, is the only fissile isotope occurring in nature… and is almost certainly not going to be found in any substantial quantity in this sample. Leave it in the can and you will be just fine. Just don’t go eating it or anything.
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Well it’s about time… The advent of commercially available, over the shelf, radioactive material puts us one step closer to flying cars and… dare i say it… Time machines…!! *gasp*
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It’s uranium *ore*.
Even if someone had the capability to turn it into fissile material, they’d get practically none.
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Way to trample upon my dreams there sport…































July 15, 2009 at 3:12 pm
the BORG?
July 15, 2009 at 3:27 pm
BRING OUT THE GIMP!!!