KyrusRose — November 1, 2008 @ 10:52 pm

Looks more like she puked in your shoe and is just waiting for you to find it…

Annarchy — November 2, 2008 @ 12:56 pm

LOL! She normally pukes on my pillow…next to my head…at 3am. But I love her still. Think she’s managed to brainwash me completely.

GorillaMunch — June 14, 2008 @ 6:07 am

Roller coffin ?

fishbender — June 14, 2008 @ 6:44 am

Safety is overrated.
Look! No mirrors!

Marcika — June 14, 2008 @ 6:52 am

A scooter with a roof. Big deal. I’d rather get a proper motorbike.

@Annarchy: There is no such thing as “100km on 7kW”. You probably mean 100km on 7kWh - which is sweet, as it works out to maybe one buck for 30-50 miles. If you meant to say 7kW, you would be wrong, as this thing puts out 15kW (21 horsepowers) - puny but enough for a city scooter.

Kaze — June 14, 2008 @ 10:35 am

If it had air conditioning, I’d file it in the “maybe” section.

abdix — June 14, 2008 @ 10:36 am

Do not want.

peach — June 14, 2008 @ 11:03 am

A Smera is what you would be if you were hit in one of these things.

storminator — June 14, 2008 @ 12:01 pm

as a general rule- people are stupid.

so, this “car” will sell…..

Thrella — June 14, 2008 @ 12:49 pm

Even a smart would roll over this thing like a truck.

AKircher — June 14, 2008 @ 12:58 pm

So called because you get “smera’d” all over the highway when you’re T-boned by a passenger car!

Pants — June 14, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

It says it uses “domestic plugs (230 V 16A)” to charge. I’m kinda blanking on my grade 10 science but isn’t that the voltage for Europe, where this is made? Wouldn’t that make charging over here difficult?

MrPsychic — June 14, 2008 @ 9:30 pm

I have the overwhelming urge to tip this thing over. With one hand.

unknown — June 16, 2008 @ 12:21 am

Because it has a roof every moron and their neighbor thinks it is a car. Fuck you, idiots. It’s a weatherproof motorcycle. When you see a motorcycle do you automatically reject it because it is unsafe in a collision? When you see a motorcycle do you automatically want to “tip it over?” What a fucking bullshit machismo.

This would probably be brilliant in Paris where people are pretty, traffic is a bitch and where it rains every now and then. One would be able to get from A to B in time with clean and dry clothes and a non-helmet hairdo.

natedog — June 16, 2008 @ 12:30 am

motorcycles have 2 wheels

natedog — June 16, 2008 @ 12:33 am

also, from the link:

“The use of electric motors with a group of batteries is the most earth friendly technology. Of course, there is no pollution, no C02 gas, no smoke, no noise.
Each motor weighs less 30Kg and is made up to 98 % of pure metals, aluminium, copper and iron. Its recycling is simple.
An electrical car also avoids all the pollution created by a thermal engine car: oils, catalytic exhausts, heavy metals.

The brushless motors offer the advantage to have no friction parts that makes it possible to have no maintenance and an excellent reliability.
Our electric motors are designed for a 200 000 km lifetime.
Only one moving piece: the inside rotor on its ball bearings.
“

Annarchy — June 16, 2008 @ 10:32 am

@Marcika - you are absolutely right. Typo, sorry!

tiki god — May 27, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

it left a bad taste in my mouth.

LukeV1-5 — May 28, 2008 @ 6:28 am

I see what you did there, Tiki. I see it.

Also, “kinky”?

Nimbo — May 28, 2008 @ 7:27 am

I thought she had excellent taste

storminator — May 28, 2008 @ 12:23 pm

The only thing Don Johnson ever did that was worth a shit.

Annarchy — May 29, 2008 @ 8:58 pm

@Luke
Yeah, kinky. Dude gets milked, after all.

dookie_booty — May 16, 2008 @ 3:05 pm

so i guess you can suck your own dick with that suit on.

sykotik — May 16, 2008 @ 3:46 pm

I’m just glad they had the presence of mind to have him cross his hands like that.

Yeck…

JamesTuskGeorge — May 16, 2008 @ 3:47 pm

You don’t think he’s preparing to goatse?

unknown — May 16, 2008 @ 4:59 pm

I’m picturing this guy doing goatse. Now you’re picturing it too.

Powerful image, isn’t it?

unknown — May 16, 2008 @ 4:59 pm

@ JamesTusk : Congratulations. I am too drunk to read cmments.

tiki god — May 16, 2008 @ 5:30 pm

@unknown

dude, I’ve been there for like an hour already, yay!

wait, what?

asdf — May 16, 2008 @ 5:58 pm

my birthday suit is not wrinkle resistant. if it was i would have smooth balls… umm cue dave chappelle

storminator — May 16, 2008 @ 6:31 pm

auto-fellatio? wow. that sure is gay…

juiceyfruit — May 16, 2008 @ 11:28 pm

convenient tie placement as well. you know if it wasnt’t there you’d all be treated to a polyester-tight vision of that dude’s package.

unknown — May 18, 2008 @ 7:21 am

Ooh, suit you, Sir!

Annarchy — May 19, 2008 @ 12:55 pm

^^^LOL! Thanks for that.

Batman93 — March 28, 2008 @ 1:08 am

Wow, the reviews on amazon are pretty hilarious also. I especially like the limerick.

mkl — March 28, 2008 @ 3:28 am

seriously… wtf o_O

st_judas — March 28, 2008 @ 7:19 am

Uranium is a naturally occurring element that can be found in low levels within all rock, soil, and water. U238 makes up 99% of the Uranium in the world and really isn’t all that radioactive. It IS an alpha source, but the half-life for U238 is over 4 billion years. That means it doesn’t decay very rapidly. U235, on the other hand, is the only fissile isotope occurring in nature… and is almost certainly not going to be found in any substantial quantity in this sample. Leave it in the can and you will be just fine. Just don’t go eating it or anything.

BowToMe — March 28, 2008 @ 1:05 pm

@ Judas:

Wiki-Wiki-pedia!

Phyreblade — March 28, 2008 @ 4:37 pm

Well it’s about time… The advent of commercially available, over the shelf, radioactive material puts us one step closer to flying cars and… dare i say it… Time machines…!! *gasp*

The Lawnmower — March 28, 2008 @ 7:32 pm

It’s uranium *ore*.

Even if someone had the capability to turn it into fissile material, they’d get practically none.

Phyreblade — March 30, 2008 @ 12:59 am

Way to trample upon my dreams there sport…

Pants — March 25, 2008 @ 11:37 pm

and its only that top section there too

Caio — March 26, 2008 @ 2:32 am

ahahahaa. I love that site. Highly recommended dudes

Phyreblade — March 26, 2008 @ 7:03 pm

‘Tis Shopped.

borandi — March 20, 2008 @ 9:04 am

If the decimal was in the right place, the US still gets their petrol at uber cheap prices. It’s 3x more expensive in Europe - ~$9 per US gallon in the UK.

AlecDalek — March 20, 2008 @ 9:48 am

Yes, but in Europe you don’t have as far to drive. Here in Canada I have to drive across 3 time zones just to get milk.

deuce — March 20, 2008 @ 11:32 am

As Alec said, the average European country is about the size of a western U.S. state… the entirety of Europe is smaller than your average Canadian province. Europe taxes the hell out of gasoline, too, so blame your local government for that.

dorix — March 20, 2008 @ 11:58 am

Also, in Canada, milk comes in bags.

tiki god — March 20, 2008 @ 11:58 am

@alecdalek

which comes in bags, right?

AlecDalek — March 20, 2008 @ 1:00 pm

Not anymore. Bags were proving to not be efficient enough, so we’ve switched origami.

Annarchy — March 20, 2008 @ 1:34 pm

@AlecDalek

Did the origami containers raise the price of milk?

AlecDalek — March 20, 2008 @ 1:42 pm

No, but the bottom fell out of the paper crane market.

Annarchy — March 20, 2008 @ 1:44 pm

LOL! Good one.

Goldfinger — March 20, 2008 @ 4:18 pm

ba-dum tisssshhhhhh.
Nice one.

Phyreblade — March 20, 2008 @ 7:10 pm

AlecDalek on March 20th, 2008 1:42 pm

No, but the bottom fell out of the paper crane market.

Win. +1000 Internets

Snow — March 20, 2008 @ 10:30 pm

lol i nearly popped a blood vessel after that one alec

hell — March 20, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

Well, that is actually the current gas prices in my country.

AlecDalek — March 20, 2008 @ 11:07 pm

I imagine that’s how much gas would probably cost in Iraq. Oh the irony!