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Worlds largest
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hamburger, ice cream cake, nachos, pizza, pumpkin pie.
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you forgot my cock
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Damnit! Most of these are American. We just can’t escape the stereotype when the majority of us are that excessive.
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Stupidity comes in all forms.
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@dusturd:
Who cares. If some country in Europe were the largest and richest, then they would be most likely also the fattest. It just so happens that it’s America, and not some other country. It has nothing to do with Americans. If a French person was born in America, and became the ‘typical American stereotype’ – that would have nothing to do with their nationality. The American stereotype is a myth.
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@dieA:Perhaps you’re right. Being one of the few remaining Americans that doesn’t have a weight problem, I shouldn’t worry about it. I just can’t seem to shake the vision of that horrible thong from the other day. Maybe that behemoth was expatriated French.
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what’s funny is that, most deaths in 1st world nations are related to excess. That is to say, cholesterol, accidents. So when your government goes off to kill a few terrorists over some 2 thousand Americans, These were American who in all probability, would have died from something excessive. To think 3 thousand soldiers have died for them, not including Canadians is sad. I’m glad to have put things in perspective. Maybe now you’ll look at your country’s foreign policy a little more critically. / let the flaming begin!
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What a waste
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Ok, I’ll say it…
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
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Mmmmmm . . . pie
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tell that fucking guido to get his grimy elbow out of the fucking pizza
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I gotta say though, nachos right now do sound delicious.
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MMMMMMM Guacamole.
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Awesome, now we can end world hunger! wait, what are you doing? your just eating it? Starving people could use this food!
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Fuck what you heard, this sounds soo good right now, seeing that I’ve been eating on average every 6 hours.
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@TGGeko:
1. They ARE eating it, not wasting it. Watch more food network. They usually have a huge party and invite the whole city and everyone noms. Hungry people are hungry here too. so, meh?
2. I’m not going to feel guilty for having a pizza for dinner because some kid a thousand miles away might be eating sand and bugs. I didn’t decide where they grow up so, technically, it’s not my responsibility to “feed the world”.
3. This isn’t any different if Pizza Place A served 1000 pizzas (8 slices each) that day or if they made them all into one pizza and served 8000 slices from it. The same hungry people ate it. It’s not some testament to America’s fatness. It’s just a big pizza.
Also, I’m not fat. I eat healthy. I just find it funny that people assume everyone in America is an unhelathy slob. It’s the media guys. Go look at ads from the 20s, 30s, 50s etc.. Fat issues are nothing new. It’s just more overdramatized nowadays that everyone thinks it’s some epidemic.
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Well your prime minister is still America’s lap dog
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Largest Pedo-bear cake!
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I cannot lie. I would nom.
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you forgot my cock
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Damnit! Most of these are American. We just can’t escape the stereotype when the majority of us are that excessive.
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Stupidity comes in all forms.
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@dusturd:
Who cares. If some country in Europe were the largest and richest, then they would be most likely also the fattest. It just so happens that it’s America, and not some other country. It has nothing to do with Americans. If a French person was born in America, and became the ‘typical American stereotype’ – that would have nothing to do with their nationality. The American stereotype is a myth. -
@dieA:Perhaps you’re right. Being one of the few remaining Americans that doesn’t have a weight problem, I shouldn’t worry about it. I just can’t seem to shake the vision of that horrible thong from the other day. Maybe that behemoth was expatriated French.
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what’s funny is that, most deaths in 1st world nations are related to excess. That is to say, cholesterol, accidents. So when your government goes off to kill a few terrorists over some 2 thousand Americans, These were American who in all probability, would have died from something excessive. To think 3 thousand soldiers have died for them, not including Canadians is sad. I’m glad to have put things in perspective. Maybe now you’ll look at your country’s foreign policy a little more critically. / let the flaming begin!
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What a waste
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Ok, I’ll say it…
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
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Mmmmmm . . . pie
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tell that fucking guido to get his grimy elbow out of the fucking pizza
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I gotta say though, nachos right now do sound delicious.
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MMMMMMM Guacamole.
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Awesome, now we can end world hunger! wait, what are you doing? your just eating it? Starving people could use this food!
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Fuck what you heard, this sounds soo good right now, seeing that I’ve been eating on average every 6 hours.
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@TGGeko:
1. They ARE eating it, not wasting it. Watch more food network. They usually have a huge party and invite the whole city and everyone noms. Hungry people are hungry here too. so, meh?2. I’m not going to feel guilty for having a pizza for dinner because some kid a thousand miles away might be eating sand and bugs. I didn’t decide where they grow up so, technically, it’s not my responsibility to “feed the world”.
3. This isn’t any different if Pizza Place A served 1000 pizzas (8 slices each) that day or if they made them all into one pizza and served 8000 slices from it. The same hungry people ate it. It’s not some testament to America’s fatness. It’s just a big pizza.
Also, I’m not fat. I eat healthy. I just find it funny that people assume everyone in America is an unhelathy slob. It’s the media guys. Go look at ads from the 20s, 30s, 50s etc.. Fat issues are nothing new. It’s just more overdramatized nowadays that everyone thinks it’s some epidemic.
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Well your prime minister is still America’s lap dog
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Largest Pedo-bear cake!
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I cannot lie. I would nom.
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Amer. soldier holding tanned pieces of tattooed human skin taken fr. the bodies of prisoners chosen to be killed by the inspector wife of the Nazi camp director, because she liked their tattoos & wanted to use them to make purses & lampshades.
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Only a woman could be so evil. I speak from experience, I am one.
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@dieAntagonista: That would explain the use of the feminine definite article “die.”
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@Paul_Is_Drunk: That is correct. If you read it in German anyway. Read it in English and the meaning changes.
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I like the ship…
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Oh fuck I lol’d.
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Cue Magnus in 3 … 2 … 1 …
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Fuck.
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I think, in the history of the world, this is one of the top 10 mindblowingly fucked up things.
i was going to say top 100, but hoping to poke someayous into giving some examples of things more fucked up.
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pshh only women can construct such evil thinking. i blame all you women, even thou i still love you all.
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Ahem.. Bullshit… www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2511/did-the-nazis-make-lampshades-out-of-human-skin
They may have keep tattooed human skin, but they did not use it as lampshades.
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@dieAntagonista: Eddy Gein would beg to differ.
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@Gouki4u:
Look, Ed Gein did what he did because he was mental. His family was very poor, his father beat him, and then his mother, a religious fanatic and the only person he loved, died. Just about anyone could become a monster, with a past like that.
Ilse Koch on the other hand, was a happy child. Yet she became a sadistic witch, who enjoyed torturing people just because. She didn’t keep people’s skin because she was traumatised from any particular event, no, she just thought it looked pretty.
Besides, as a German comedian once said, “I don’t trust women. Or would you trust a creature that bleeds for six days every month and doesn’t die.”
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Wow why am I saying all of these things. It could be that I take some illogical pride in being a woman. Oh snap.
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@dieAntagonista:
That joke is fucking annoying. It’s like “isn’t it weird that you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway”. Old, not funny.
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@Sanitized: …I’m sorry? I didn’t know it was an old joke. And German comedians rule, so it doesn’t matter.
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@dieAntagonista:
Yeah, you kind of do sound proud. How do feel about this? Does it make you think about your mother?
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@dieAntagonista: I’ve personally never found German comedians funny, but that’s me. Of course, it took me a while before I could actually be funny in German. Different cultures.
That “bleeds for 5 days” joke is almost as old as I am, though. I think I’ve heard my grandfather tell it.
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@RSIxidor:
Haha yea sorry. That wasn’t intended. Taking pride in your gender, nationality or race is idiotic. I guess I just find it funny to pretend like women are so mean.
To be honest I don’t feel anything. I didn’t know my mother was Jewish until long after she died.
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Ahaha. Nah, I think it has to do with the fact that I grew up in Austria. Austrian TV has only two official channels. So compared to do that, German people and their comedy shows seem like the most divine comedy on earth. So you understand German well enough to watch comedians and whatnot? There are plenty though, maybe you’ve just seen the wrong ones.
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Also, how am I supposed to know that joke is so old. I’m only 19. And my grandfather never told any jokes. He only complained.
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@dieAntagonista:
I was trying at the “hi, I’m a fake psychiatrist” routine. DID NOT know about your mom. Very sorry, or should I be? Gah.
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@RSIxidor:
Wow that’s incredible. I thought you did! Haha no don’t be sorry. If it wasn’t ok I wouldn’t have mentioned it.
Usually I’m the one who is the fake psychiatrist. What a twist.
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sounds like a case of foot-in-mouth disease.
Kinda like the time that my new boss kept asking me to fix her personal computer.. saying things like “My husband took care of all this” and “My husband has all the passwords”..
me (eventually):”Why don’t you ask your husband for this stuff”
boss: “My husband passed 2 months ago.”
me: “…”
coworkers: “…”
me” “umm.. my bad.”
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Anyone able to explain this OpenID business to me? I can’t seem to make it display “Oh2OhZ” instead of the linkyness.
frustration.
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Main page, on the left side it says ‘Your Profile’, that link takes you to a site where you can change your screen name to anything you want. Under ‘Nickname’.
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@dieAntagonista: You are a living duality.
This image is so disturbing.
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@Puulaahi: I’ll take that as a compliment.
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@me.yahoo.com/a/W955a4Rqx…:
@dieAntagonista:
There’s also a way to login to your existing MCS account and then click “associate” somewhere.
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@RSIxidor:
I got only one account. That’s what I did from the start.
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@Brushaway: Vlad the Impaler. Het ate in a garden listening to people being impaled and turned back an army who met his borders with impaled skulls. but i hear he was a fan of jazz
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@warren: Where the fuck is Magnus?
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eww!
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those tattoos suck ass! even i could do better!
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ok probably not, but who cares
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how have the skins survived for 60 years?
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urban legend
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This was debunked yeeeears ago as Zionist propaganda. Yes the Holocaust was horrible. Yes it was bad. But the Nazi’s weren’t psycopathic serial killers; they were just soldiers and elitists.
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it’s good i wasn’t in that nazi camp… that bitch would have taken my ass’s skin…
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Wait what. You mean killing six million innocent people is what rational soldiers and elitists usually do? Damn, I don’t wanna know what you consider crazy then.
And I don’t mean those people who were forced into doing those things, or those that had no idea what was really going on. I mean the rest. Every single one of them.
And yea what’s your point then, they did kill people for their tattoos to keep their skin and skulls – to assume they used it for lampshades is so outrageous? So what if they didn’t use it for lampshades. It’s still seriously fucked up.
I don’t think those people were born that way. But I think war and things like that can do that to a person.
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@dieAntagonista:
While your point still stands, notice she did not use the word “rational,” only removed the idea that the were “psychopathic serial killers.”
Thee were definitely psychopaths in places of power in the Nazi regime, and there were definitely some at these camps that might also be described this way.
Still, it is surprising what a human will do when conditioned to believe it is right or acceptable. Most people would be disgusted at what takes place in a typical slaughterhouse or meat packing plant, but if you talk to those people, they just brush it off as being normal. Very disturbing.
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WTF am I talking about. These guys cut peoples skin off. Psychopaths.
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@colonel-yum-yum: My guess is that he’s posted in this thread several times, but it went in to the abyssal plane where demons dwell. I expect to so a rant of cursing when he finally gets through.
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@traptin85: The skins have survived because they’ve been processed, like tanning.
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Only a woman could be so evil. I speak from experience, I am one.
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@dieAntagonista: That would explain the use of the feminine definite article “die.”
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@Paul_Is_Drunk: That is correct. If you read it in German anyway. Read it in English and the meaning changes.
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I like the ship…
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Oh fuck I lol’d.
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Cue Magnus in 3 … 2 … 1 …
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Fuck.
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I think, in the history of the world, this is one of the top 10 mindblowingly fucked up things.
i was going to say top 100, but hoping to poke someayous into giving some examples of things more fucked up.
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pshh only women can construct such evil thinking. i blame all you women, even thou i still love you all.
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Ahem.. Bullshit… www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2511/did-the-nazis-make-lampshades-out-of-human-skin
They may have keep tattooed human skin, but they did not use it as lampshades.
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@dieAntagonista: Eddy Gein would beg to differ.
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@Gouki4u:
Look, Ed Gein did what he did because he was mental. His family was very poor, his father beat him, and then his mother, a religious fanatic and the only person he loved, died. Just about anyone could become a monster, with a past like that.
Ilse Koch on the other hand, was a happy child. Yet she became a sadistic witch, who enjoyed torturing people just because. She didn’t keep people’s skin because she was traumatised from any particular event, no, she just thought it looked pretty.
Besides, as a German comedian once said, “I don’t trust women. Or would you trust a creature that bleeds for six days every month and doesn’t die.”
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Wow why am I saying all of these things. It could be that I take some illogical pride in being a woman. Oh snap.
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@dieAntagonista:
That joke is fucking annoying. It’s like “isn’t it weird that you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway”. Old, not funny. -
@Sanitized: …I’m sorry? I didn’t know it was an old joke. And German comedians rule, so it doesn’t matter.
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@dieAntagonista:
Yeah, you kind of do sound proud. How do feel about this? Does it make you think about your mother? -
@dieAntagonista: I’ve personally never found German comedians funny, but that’s me. Of course, it took me a while before I could actually be funny in German. Different cultures.
That “bleeds for 5 days” joke is almost as old as I am, though. I think I’ve heard my grandfather tell it.
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@RSIxidor:
Haha yea sorry. That wasn’t intended. Taking pride in your gender, nationality or race is idiotic. I guess I just find it funny to pretend like women are so mean.
To be honest I don’t feel anything. I didn’t know my mother was Jewish until long after she died.
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Ahaha. Nah, I think it has to do with the fact that I grew up in Austria. Austrian TV has only two official channels. So compared to do that, German people and their comedy shows seem like the most divine comedy on earth. So you understand German well enough to watch comedians and whatnot? There are plenty though, maybe you’ve just seen the wrong ones.
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Also, how am I supposed to know that joke is so old. I’m only 19. And my grandfather never told any jokes. He only complained.
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@dieAntagonista:
I was trying at the “hi, I’m a fake psychiatrist” routine. DID NOT know about your mom. Very sorry, or should I be? Gah. -
@RSIxidor:
Wow that’s incredible. I thought you did! Haha no don’t be sorry. If it wasn’t ok I wouldn’t have mentioned it.Usually I’m the one who is the fake psychiatrist. What a twist.
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sounds like a case of foot-in-mouth disease.
Kinda like the time that my new boss kept asking me to fix her personal computer.. saying things like “My husband took care of all this” and “My husband has all the passwords”..
me (eventually):”Why don’t you ask your husband for this stuff”
boss: “My husband passed 2 months ago.”
me: “…”
coworkers: “…”
me” “umm.. my bad.”
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Anyone able to explain this OpenID business to me? I can’t seem to make it display “Oh2OhZ” instead of the linkyness.
frustration. -
Main page, on the left side it says ‘Your Profile’, that link takes you to a site where you can change your screen name to anything you want. Under ‘Nickname’.
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@dieAntagonista: You are a living duality.
This image is so disturbing.
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@Puulaahi: I’ll take that as a compliment.
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@me.yahoo.com/a/W955a4Rqx…:
@dieAntagonista:
There’s also a way to login to your existing MCS account and then click “associate” somewhere. -
@RSIxidor:
I got only one account. That’s what I did from the start.
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@Brushaway: Vlad the Impaler. Het ate in a garden listening to people being impaled and turned back an army who met his borders with impaled skulls. but i hear he was a fan of jazz
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@warren: Where the fuck is Magnus?
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first:
eww!
second:
those tattoos suck ass! even i could do better!
third:
ok probably not, but who cares
fourth:
how have the skins survived for 60 years? -
urban legend
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This was debunked yeeeears ago as Zionist propaganda. Yes the Holocaust was horrible. Yes it was bad. But the Nazi’s weren’t psycopathic serial killers; they were just soldiers and elitists.
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it’s good i wasn’t in that nazi camp… that bitch would have taken my ass’s skin…
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Wait what. You mean killing six million innocent people is what rational soldiers and elitists usually do? Damn, I don’t wanna know what you consider crazy then.
And I don’t mean those people who were forced into doing those things, or those that had no idea what was really going on. I mean the rest. Every single one of them.
And yea what’s your point then, they did kill people for their tattoos to keep their skin and skulls – to assume they used it for lampshades is so outrageous? So what if they didn’t use it for lampshades. It’s still seriously fucked up.I don’t think those people were born that way. But I think war and things like that can do that to a person.
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@dieAntagonista:
While your point still stands, notice she did not use the word “rational,” only removed the idea that the were “psychopathic serial killers.”Thee were definitely psychopaths in places of power in the Nazi regime, and there were definitely some at these camps that might also be described this way.
Still, it is surprising what a human will do when conditioned to believe it is right or acceptable. Most people would be disgusted at what takes place in a typical slaughterhouse or meat packing plant, but if you talk to those people, they just brush it off as being normal. Very disturbing.
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WTF am I talking about. These guys cut peoples skin off. Psychopaths.
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@colonel-yum-yum: My guess is that he’s posted in this thread several times, but it went in to the abyssal plane where demons dwell. I expect to so a rant of cursing when he finally gets through.
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@traptin85: The skins have survived because they’ve been processed, like tanning.
TV of my youth
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FAIL
there is too much color in some of these photographs
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Not from the TV show, but one of my favorite lines:
“Are they made from real girl scouts?”
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Wow. There was a lot of sex back then. Just look at how gay that cowboy is.
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You’re old..
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What is Conan O’Brian doing in the last picture?
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What do you mean that’s Clint Eastwood? Clint Eastwood doesn’t look like a dork!
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I got them all but the last one.
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The Adams Family is still pretty funny. Never seen the rest of these.
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Dude, I have got to start watching Gilligan’s Island.
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Mary Ann.
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That’s Clint Eastwood (2nd from left) in the last one. I can’t remember the show and I’m too lazy to look it up.
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@brisingre:
You’ve never seen Gilligan’s Island, Howdy Doody or the Lone Ranger?
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Whoa, I thought that was Clint, but I wasn’t sure. I thought I had seen every film he has ever been in. Gotta watch those as soon as possible. Apparently it’s called ‘Rawhide’.
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@dieAntagonista:
You are fantastically interesting.
I’ve never seriously watched any western. I’m not sure I’m capable of it. There’s something about it that strikes me in a way that does not feel right. Hmm. Guess its time to watch some westerns.
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Hiyo Silver! Away!
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@RSIxidor:
Aw thanks Joseph. Westerns are one of the best genres, my god. For me it’s, Westerns, Samurai and zombies. Not exactly genres, but the best themes for sure.
I don’t know, my father made me watch all those super old spaghetti westerns with Terence Hill and Bud Spencer when I was a kid. I didn’t like them at first, but those two and Clint are my heroes now.
You should start with a classic, like The Good The Bad and The Ugly. If there’s anything you like about it, watch the others.
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@dieAntagonista:
I just got Netflix and I just added it to my queue.
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blasphemy, i like new era westerns. 3:10 Yuma was nice. thou i still haven’t gotten behind the good the bad and the ugly.
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@RSIxidor:
Hooray. Don’t forget to report significant conclusions to me.
Blasphemy? Don’t make me laugh. New era westerns are the ones that one could call blasphemous. But I liked 3:10 Yuma actually. A lot. Anyhow, all this new modern shit simply ain’t got no shit on the man with no name. End of discussion. I can’t tolerate any criticism when it comes to Mister Eastwood, so fuck you.
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New era westerns are the ones that one could call blasphemous. But I liked 3:10 Yuma actually. A lot. Anyhow,
lool..
one movie from clint i like is blood work.
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@dieAntagonista: also please quote me on where i said any criticism towards Eastwood.
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that guy w/ howdy doody looks like buffalo bill…
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I thought the original 3:10 to Yuma was better.
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wtf are the third and last ones?
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The most important show from the same era is missing… Lost In Space.
@traptin85: The 3rrd one is the Howdy Doody Show and the last one is Rawhide (yeah, I’m old)
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Where’s I Dream of Jeannie and The Munsters?
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Also, Bewitched?
Was Hogan’s Heroes on yet? If so, then also that.
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I TOTALLY woulda fucked Mrs Howell
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FAIL
there is too much color in some of these photographs
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Not from the TV show, but one of my favorite lines:
“Are they made from real girl scouts?”
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Wow. There was a lot of sex back then. Just look at how gay that cowboy is.
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You’re old..
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What is Conan O’Brian doing in the last picture?
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What do you mean that’s Clint Eastwood? Clint Eastwood doesn’t look like a dork!
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I got them all but the last one.
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The Adams Family is still pretty funny. Never seen the rest of these.
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Dude, I have got to start watching Gilligan’s Island.
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Mary Ann.
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That’s Clint Eastwood (2nd from left) in the last one. I can’t remember the show and I’m too lazy to look it up.
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@brisingre:
You’ve never seen Gilligan’s Island, Howdy Doody or the Lone Ranger? -
Whoa, I thought that was Clint, but I wasn’t sure. I thought I had seen every film he has ever been in. Gotta watch those as soon as possible. Apparently it’s called ‘Rawhide’.
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@dieAntagonista:
You are fantastically interesting.I’ve never seriously watched any western. I’m not sure I’m capable of it. There’s something about it that strikes me in a way that does not feel right. Hmm. Guess its time to watch some westerns.
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Hiyo Silver! Away!
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@RSIxidor:
Aw thanks Joseph. Westerns are one of the best genres, my god. For me it’s, Westerns, Samurai and zombies. Not exactly genres, but the best themes for sure.
I don’t know, my father made me watch all those super old spaghetti westerns with Terence Hill and Bud Spencer when I was a kid. I didn’t like them at first, but those two and Clint are my heroes now.You should start with a classic, like The Good The Bad and The Ugly. If there’s anything you like about it, watch the others.
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@dieAntagonista:
I just got Netflix and I just added it to my queue. -
blasphemy, i like new era westerns. 3:10 Yuma was nice. thou i still haven’t gotten behind the good the bad and the ugly.
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@RSIxidor:
Hooray. Don’t forget to report significant conclusions to me.
Blasphemy? Don’t make me laugh. New era westerns are the ones that one could call blasphemous. But I liked 3:10 Yuma actually. A lot. Anyhow, all this new modern shit simply ain’t got no shit on the man with no name. End of discussion. I can’t tolerate any criticism when it comes to Mister Eastwood, so fuck you.
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New era westerns are the ones that one could call blasphemous. But I liked 3:10 Yuma actually. A lot. Anyhow,
lool..
one movie from clint i like is blood work.
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@dieAntagonista: also please quote me on where i said any criticism towards Eastwood.
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that guy w/ howdy doody looks like buffalo bill…
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I thought the original 3:10 to Yuma was better.
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wtf are the third and last ones?
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The most important show from the same era is missing… Lost In Space.
@traptin85: The 3rrd one is the Howdy Doody Show and the last one is Rawhide (yeah, I’m old)
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Where’s I Dream of Jeannie and The Munsters?
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Also, Bewitched?
Was Hogan’s Heroes on yet? If so, then also that.
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I TOTALLY woulda fucked Mrs Howell
The Path I Choose
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5) Loading ...Add to favoritesTags: Fantasy - Science Fiction
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OK, so let me get this straight. The path she chose was to be 1/8th armored, and 7/8th nekkid? Not that I’m complaining, but…
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were is this from?
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Is this supposed to be good or just someones homework in 3DS?
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I like it better with the nipples exposed.
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@Phyreblade: I refer you good sir or ma’am as the case may be to the following:
www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/03/15/armor-class-the-less-it-covers-the-higher-the-armor-rating/
and for good measure:
www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/08/07/chainmail/
and now you know…
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Her head is far too far away from her tits, her neck would be far too long. Her face is also rather awful.
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i find it sad you seek perfection lol
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Halfmad is completely right.
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@Senshi: Exactly right! That’s why dancers wear pasties and a g-string – it’s the ultimate protection against the sex-fiends watching. 
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If she’s right-handed, her armor is on the wrong arm.
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Yeah, beautiful clouds, lots of shinning white aftereffects, but the actual proportions and drawing (anyone else notice how weird the fingers look?) are off.
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@Senshi: Ah. I stand corrected.
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While the author’s website is still being brought online, I found a gallery of his stuff at www.renderosity.com/mod/gallery/browse.php?user_id=46655 Definitely some talent there…
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@halfmad:
why would you even look above the shoulder plate?
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@traptin85: Can’t do brown bags?
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OK, so let me get this straight. The path she chose was to be 1/8th armored, and 7/8th nekkid? Not that I’m complaining, but…
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were is this from?
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Is this supposed to be good or just someones homework in 3DS?
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I like it better with the nipples exposed.
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@Phyreblade: I refer you good sir or ma’am as the case may be to the following:
www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/03/15/armor-class-the-less-it-covers-the-higher-the-armor-rating/
and for good measure:
www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/08/07/chainmail/
and now you know…
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Her head is far too far away from her tits, her neck would be far too long. Her face is also rather awful.
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i find it sad you seek perfection lol
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Halfmad is completely right.
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@Senshi: Exactly right! That’s why dancers wear pasties and a g-string – it’s the ultimate protection against the sex-fiends watching.
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If she’s right-handed, her armor is on the wrong arm.
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Yeah, beautiful clouds, lots of shinning white aftereffects, but the actual proportions and drawing (anyone else notice how weird the fingers look?) are off.
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@Senshi: Ah. I stand corrected.
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While the author’s website is still being brought online, I found a gallery of his stuff at www.renderosity.com/mod/gallery/browse.php?user_id=46655 Definitely some talent there…
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@traptin85: Can’t do brown bags?
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Snow bikinis
(16 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Add to favoritesTags: Sexy, wtf
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6/8/7/9/7/8 <- The official scores!
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Sharp knees?
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i’d hit ‘em all
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I’d love to know just how hard those titties got being out there like that
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Poor girls look cold, I’ll gladly warm them up
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I call dibs
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I’m not lookin’ at the bikinis.
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Silly Women, it’s snowing outside, bikinis are for warm weather. Now take off those bikinis and get back in the kitchen.
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They’re all way too fat, a bunch of bloated pigs…
Sombody was going to say it, I figured I’d do it. Personally I think they’re all on the skinny end of just about right.
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dibs on the one in red
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dibs on the one with low self esteem!
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See the big green tent next to them? That’s where they were 10 seconds before that photo (and probably 10 seconds after as well). There isn’t a single snow flake on any of their swimsuites, so they hadn’t been standing out there long. Believe me – I’m from Buffalo and I’ve taken pictures like this before.
Also, you can have the one in red. I’ll take both of the dark haired beauties in blue and black!
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There is such a thing as too much navel jewelry. The one in turqois (?) looks like she has ectoplasm oozing out of her bellybutton. Dibs on the one in the black bikini…..please.
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@DasMaus:
LOL@u
Ya because people calling chicks too fat on this site on always on the offense?
You then went on to say they’re too skinny. They’re not.
I swear tiki should make a fat pig appreciation site for you losers.
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number 5 ftw.
also number 4 apparently didn’t get the memo about the boots.
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I’ll take 1 or 3.
The blond chicks look gnarly and gnarly in a not so good way.
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@thatonejimguy: LOL! I didn’t say they were too skinny, just on the slimmer side of healthy. I really dont care what other people think is too fat or too thin, I was just a little surprised that in 8 posts nobody had commented on it one way or the other (unless you count maxcw’s sharp knees comment). Just felt the need to instigate.
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i’ll take one dozen rock hard nipples to go, please…
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@storminator: half a dozen.
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Well at least they’re wearing boots, scarves and gloves. I almost bought those boots (or very similar). I can’t remember the brand but they were $125, down from $199 which was a tad more than I wanted to pay. Hopefully I’ll check in next week and they’ll drop below $100 and still have my size. I went to an ice fest a couple of weeks ago and my poor feet were so cold, it was just miserable after a couple of hours. I’m not doing that again w/out warm boots.
tl;dr
Love the boots.
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I’ll take the ugly one.
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@ColombianMonkey: by my count, there’s 6 women there. that means 12 boobs and 12 nipples (at least i hope so)
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Phail. Those bikinis are definitely not made for snow.
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@Phyreblade: I’m surprised you noticed. ;<)
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sexyfashionpictures.blogspot.com/search/label/Exotica%20Swimwear
There are a couple video’s too.
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@mAgnUS BUTTfoorson: oops, my @thatonejimguy: was meant for you, sorry Jim
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@nyokki: well first i was like o_0 , then i was like 0_o But then i was like (0_0) then I realized the girls were actually wearing bikinis, :O and it was snowing and there was something all wrong about that…
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DAMMIT! someone already filled their big game tag on a few of of them.
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Who is that Girl in middle with Black bikini ? I want to know name..
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6/8/7/9/7/8 <- The official scores!
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Sharp knees?
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i’d hit ‘em all
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I’d love to know just how hard those titties got being out there like that
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Poor girls look cold, I’ll gladly warm them up
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I call dibs
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I’m not lookin’ at the bikinis.
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Silly Women, it’s snowing outside, bikinis are for warm weather. Now take off those bikinis and get back in the kitchen.
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They’re all way too fat, a bunch of bloated pigs…
Sombody was going to say it, I figured I’d do it. Personally I think they’re all on the skinny end of just about right.
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dibs on the one in red
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dibs on the one with low self esteem!
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See the big green tent next to them? That’s where they were 10 seconds before that photo (and probably 10 seconds after as well). There isn’t a single snow flake on any of their swimsuites, so they hadn’t been standing out there long. Believe me – I’m from Buffalo and I’ve taken pictures like this before.
Also, you can have the one in red. I’ll take both of the dark haired beauties in blue and black!
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There is such a thing as too much navel jewelry. The one in turqois (?) looks like she has ectoplasm oozing out of her bellybutton. Dibs on the one in the black bikini…..please.
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@DasMaus:
LOL@u
Ya because people calling chicks too fat on this site on always on the offense?
You then went on to say they’re too skinny. They’re not.
I swear tiki should make a fat pig appreciation site for you losers.
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number 5 ftw.
also number 4 apparently didn’t get the memo about the boots.
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I’ll take 1 or 3.
The blond chicks look gnarly and gnarly in a not so good way.
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@thatonejimguy: LOL! I didn’t say they were too skinny, just on the slimmer side of healthy. I really dont care what other people think is too fat or too thin, I was just a little surprised that in 8 posts nobody had commented on it one way or the other (unless you count maxcw’s sharp knees comment). Just felt the need to instigate.
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i’ll take one dozen rock hard nipples to go, please…
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@storminator: half a dozen.
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Well at least they’re wearing boots, scarves and gloves. I almost bought those boots (or very similar). I can’t remember the brand but they were $125, down from $199 which was a tad more than I wanted to pay. Hopefully I’ll check in next week and they’ll drop below $100 and still have my size. I went to an ice fest a couple of weeks ago and my poor feet were so cold, it was just miserable after a couple of hours. I’m not doing that again w/out warm boots.
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I’ll take the ugly one.
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@ColombianMonkey: by my count, there’s 6 women there. that means 12 boobs and 12 nipples (at least i hope so)
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Phail. Those bikinis are definitely not made for snow.
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@Phyreblade: I’m surprised you noticed. ;<)
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sexyfashionpictures.blogspot.com/search/label/Exotica%20Swimwear
There are a couple video’s too.
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@mAgnUS BUTTfoorson: oops, my @thatonejimguy: was meant for you, sorry Jim
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@nyokki: well first i was like o_0 , then i was like 0_o But then i was like (0_0) then I realized the girls were actually wearing bikinis, :O and it was snowing and there was something all wrong about that…
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DAMMIT! someone already filled their big game tag on a few of of them.
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Who is that Girl in middle with Black bikini ? I want to know name..
Luther Burger
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The ultimate food. This is what heaven tastes like, the Luther Burger
A bacon cheese burger on a Krispy Kreme doughnut.
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That is an abomination.
I want to see the guy that could eat one of those.
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@hufnmouth: present
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Needs more bacon.
Burgers are supposed to use patties, not balls of meat too
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The burger patty looks awesome, and then I realized it was in between a doughnut. If you look closely into the reflection of the counter, you’ll see the sad face of the fat soul who’s gonna eat that.
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Looking at the size of the burger, I don’t know how much of a difference the doughnut makes in the grand scheme of things.
It’s just one of those things that if you’re gonna do it, you gotta do it all the way.
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Artery explosion.
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This shit doesn’t even look good. Fuck you tools who think this shit is funny. Wasn’t this crap “cool” like 4 years ago….lame
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@pantsoffdanceoff: Don’ hold back the emotion tell us how you really feel.
It does look pretty gross
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You know… my mouth started watering when I saw this. The only problem is that I could never fit that into my mouth.
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Just in case you where wondering America, this is why you are fat.
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So this one time, I ate a stick of lard. Also, I love meat, I once had sex with some bacon.
am I cool now? Is that how this works?
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1. A loaf of meat doesn’t qualify as a burger patty, it’s meatloaf.
2. If you can’t get your mouth around it then it’s something other than a burger.
3. Cheeze should be pepperjack, cheddar on a burger is lameness.
4. Just piling together a couple of things that are, by themselves, delicious takes no skill. Learn to cook.
5. You do have decent taste in beer though so there’s hope for you yet.
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Sure your arteries will explode after eating it, but you’ll be suffering “the ‘itis” at the time, so you won’t feel a thing.
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You can keep the burger, but I will take the Sam Adams Cherry Wheat.
One of the better fruit flavored beers.
Also try Leinenkugle Berry Weise.
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Mmmm… tastes like a heart attack.
Comes from an awesome show, though.
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i find this very disturbing even for me who love meat.
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@flood123:
We’re not wondering. We know why.
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Gross.
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I love a good burger, that looks like a giant meataballa (get your alka-selzer ready) and a sweet doughnut w/ cheese, meat and beer? Yick.
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Looking at think makes me want to take a dump.
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No One Knows where this is From?! Wow! Its from the Boondocks. It was premiered in an episode “The Itis”
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i think jim gaffigan did a comedy sctetch about that
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I was wondering when someone was going to come to the realization that this was from the Boondocks. Took WAY too long lol.
Kudos for actually making it, I pity you if you actually ate it.
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@erock11:
Just checking. 
How on earth does this look appetizing to anyone? It is super disturbing. This is enough food to feed a family of 4 or 5 and still most likely contribute to a nasty case of heart disease. This burder comes with a free side of EKG and angioplasty.
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That’s not gonna sit well.
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@ColombianMonkey: Not really, but I should have said “I love a good burger, BUT that ain’t it”
@justinkredible: I’m sure one would not have to wait long after the first bite to get themselves to a bathroom w/ a real toilet.
Also ewww…www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/07/21/hamburger-donuts/
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Pffft… You wusses… See any decently large chunk of beef and begin pukin’… Americans these days going to the dogs I tell ya…
Back in my day, my mom use to just pour some cool aid directly onto a slice of bread, spread lard on another, put it on top, an pinch the edges together. That was a sammich.
And when we were lucky enough to get meat, stray dog, possum, whatever, she’d just cut a slab of it and throw it into a fire (we didn’t have ovens or a stove). Take it our 5 minutes later. It would be raw on the inside and burned black on the outside, but it was meat dagnabbit… Mom would kill us of we wasted even a single raw/charred bite…
Y’all are just spoiled rotten…
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@Phyreblade: It was tricky snapping the bones of varmints to get at the marrow. Plus we had to leave the organs in, because every bit of protein counts…and the fur/hair…*shudder*
Interesting side note: West Virginia has made it legal to collect, cook and eat roadkill. I’m still trying to figure out how that got past the Public Health dept.
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I want that!!!!!
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@nyokki: Snapping the bones? Nah. Didn’t bother. We chewed everything… bones and all…
It’s legal to collect and eat roadkill in WV? I think someone in the PHD was sleeping though their shift during that approval process…
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The Government did say they were trying to help Appalachia (no idea if sp) out in any way they can…..
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@SumoSnipe: Heckuva helping hand there…
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@Phyreblade: ¶Well, we all know how much West Virginians just love the federal gov’t.¶
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This looks tastier.
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@nyokki: Much tastier. I approve.
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That is an abomination.
I want to see the guy that could eat one of those.
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@hufnmouth: present
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Needs more bacon.
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The burger patty looks awesome, and then I realized it was in between a doughnut. If you look closely into the reflection of the counter, you’ll see the sad face of the fat soul who’s gonna eat that.
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Looking at the size of the burger, I don’t know how much of a difference the doughnut makes in the grand scheme of things.
It’s just one of those things that if you’re gonna do it, you gotta do it all the way.
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Artery explosion.
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This shit doesn’t even look good. Fuck you tools who think this shit is funny. Wasn’t this crap “cool” like 4 years ago….lame
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@pantsoffdanceoff: Don’ hold back the emotion tell us how you really feel.
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You know… my mouth started watering when I saw this. The only problem is that I could never fit that into my mouth.
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Just in case you where wondering America, this is why you are fat.
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So this one time, I ate a stick of lard. Also, I love meat, I once had sex with some bacon.
am I cool now? Is that how this works?
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1. A loaf of meat doesn’t qualify as a burger patty, it’s meatloaf.
2. If you can’t get your mouth around it then it’s something other than a burger.
3. Cheeze should be pepperjack, cheddar on a burger is lameness.
4. Just piling together a couple of things that are, by themselves, delicious takes no skill. Learn to cook.
5. You do have decent taste in beer though so there’s hope for you yet. -
Sure your arteries will explode after eating it, but you’ll be suffering “the ‘itis” at the time, so you won’t feel a thing.
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You can keep the burger, but I will take the Sam Adams Cherry Wheat.
One of the better fruit flavored beers.
Also try Leinenkugle Berry Weise. -
Mmmm… tastes like a heart attack.
Comes from an awesome show, though.
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i find this very disturbing even for me who love meat.
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@flood123:
We’re not wondering. We know why. -
Gross.
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I love a good burger, that looks like a giant meataballa (get your alka-selzer ready) and a sweet doughnut w/ cheese, meat and beer? Yick.
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Looking at think makes me want to take a dump.
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No One Knows where this is From?! Wow! Its from the Boondocks. It was premiered in an episode “The Itis”
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i think jim gaffigan did a comedy sctetch about that
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I was wondering when someone was going to come to the realization that this was from the Boondocks. Took WAY too long lol.
Kudos for actually making it, I pity you if you actually ate it.
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@erock11:
Just checking.
How on earth does this look appetizing to anyone? It is super disturbing. This is enough food to feed a family of 4 or 5 and still most likely contribute to a nasty case of heart disease. This burder comes with a free side of EKG and angioplasty. -
That’s not gonna sit well.
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@ColombianMonkey: Not really, but I should have said “I love a good burger, BUT that ain’t it”
@justinkredible: I’m sure one would not have to wait long after the first bite to get themselves to a bathroom w/ a real toilet.
Also ewww…www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/07/21/hamburger-donuts/
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Pffft… You wusses… See any decently large chunk of beef and begin pukin’… Americans these days going to the dogs I tell ya…
Back in my day, my mom use to just pour some cool aid directly onto a slice of bread, spread lard on another, put it on top, an pinch the edges together. That was a sammich.
And when we were lucky enough to get meat, stray dog, possum, whatever, she’d just cut a slab of it and throw it into a fire (we didn’t have ovens or a stove). Take it our 5 minutes later. It would be raw on the inside and burned black on the outside, but it was meat dagnabbit… Mom would kill us of we wasted even a single raw/charred bite…
Y’all are just spoiled rotten…
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@Phyreblade: It was tricky snapping the bones of varmints to get at the marrow. Plus we had to leave the organs in, because every bit of protein counts…and the fur/hair…*shudder*
Interesting side note: West Virginia has made it legal to collect, cook and eat roadkill. I’m still trying to figure out how that got past the Public Health dept.
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I want that!!!!!
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@nyokki: Snapping the bones? Nah. Didn’t bother. We chewed everything… bones and all…
It’s legal to collect and eat roadkill in WV? I think someone in the PHD was sleeping though their shift during that approval process…
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The Government did say they were trying to help Appalachia (no idea if sp) out in any way they can…..
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@SumoSnipe: Heckuva helping hand there…
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@Phyreblade: ¶Well, we all know how much West Virginians just love the federal gov’t.¶
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This looks tastier.
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@nyokki: Much tastier. I approve.
Walmart Bingo
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Have you ever played WalMart BINGO?
Copy bingo attached card and take it with you
the next time you visit WalMart.
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This would be hard in Canada but I think I could manage it.
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repost!
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also works in any mall in San Antonio, TX.
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Repost has lulz though.
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@RSIxidor: I’d rather have sexy Kristen Bell reposts though if I’m getting reposts.
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I wanna go to america ust to see a Walmart!
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@Putridity:
For maximum effect, go to one in a southern state.
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You know, the first time this was posted, I said the same thing as I’m about to say now.
“I can honestly say that I have seen ALL of these”.
…or something like that.
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PS. I used to work there.
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third time the charm? Guys, don’t complain too much, tiki just might get mad and repost the Avril theme day…The Horror! The Horror!
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glad there is no walmarts in my country
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lolworthy repoast is lolworthy…
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This would be hard in Canada but I think I could manage it.
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repost!
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also works in any mall in San Antonio, TX.
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Repost has lulz though.
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@RSIxidor: I’d rather have sexy Kristen Bell reposts though if I’m getting reposts.
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I wanna go to america ust to see a Walmart!
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@Putridity:
For maximum effect, go to one in a southern state. -
You know, the first time this was posted, I said the same thing as I’m about to say now.
“I can honestly say that I have seen ALL of these”.
…or something like that.
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PS. I used to work there.
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third time the charm? Guys, don’t complain too much, tiki just might get mad and repost the Avril theme day…The Horror! The Horror!
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glad there is no walmarts in my country
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lolworthy repoast is lolworthy…
Kosher vodka
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Oy
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What? I didn’t know Heebs drank vodka.
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overrated :\
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@ack:
havent you ever watched fiddler on the roof? i think this is what tevye and the lazar wolf the butcher were drinking after tevye agreed to let lazar marry his eldest daughter.
and then a lot more in the bar afterwards.
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Seriously isn’t that like… Wrong?
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Kosher?
wtf do jews need to make it pure by THEIR standards
its VODKA, its already pure, unless its american pisswater alcohol
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@KommissarKvC
alcohol is a drug you retard.
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@KommissarKvC
I don’t think it’s because of standards. It’s just part of their beliefs. Kind of how Holy Water is blessed by a Priest for Christians.
Anyways, who cares. Vodka is vodka, whether it’s been blessed by a holy figure or not. I wonder if its any good.
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1] Alcohol is also a beverage and is permitted as a legal consumable
2] moderated levels of vodka does not f..k with your mind like marijuana does
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@KommissarKvC: You, sir, have obviously never woken up next to someone resembling the love child between Paul Prudhomme and Ann Coulter.
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@deuce:
@Phyreblade:
That is indeed ugly.
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What? I didn’t know Heebs drank vodka.
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overrated :\
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@ack:
havent you ever watched fiddler on the roof? i think this is what tevye and the lazar wolf the butcher were drinking after tevye agreed to let lazar marry his eldest daughter.and then a lot more in the bar afterwards.
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Seriously isn’t that like… Wrong?
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Kosher?
wtf do jews need to make it pure by THEIR standards
its VODKA, its already pure, unless its american pisswater alcohol
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@KommissarKvC
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@KommissarKvC
I don’t think it’s because of standards. It’s just part of their beliefs. Kind of how Holy Water is blessed by a Priest for Christians.Anyways, who cares. Vodka is vodka, whether it’s been blessed by a holy figure or not. I wonder if its any good.
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1] Alcohol is also a beverage and is permitted as a legal consumable
2] moderated levels of vodka does not f..k with your mind like marijuana does
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@KommissarKvC: You, sir, have obviously never woken up next to someone resembling the love child between Paul Prudhomme and Ann Coulter.
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@deuce:
@Phyreblade:
That is indeed ugly.
The 50 Foot Snowball Launcher.
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This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50\’, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations. Simply place snow in the forming chamber and… Learn More
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Do Want! But I may need some snow first. Wham O makes great stuff.
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Damn, sometimes I really hate living in Houston, Air Conditioning capital of the world.
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eh you don’t need snow…you can load it up with asbestos fiber and have yourself a cancerific time.
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lol at first i thought it made 50 foot snowballs and umm only giants could use it….
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Calvin would have loved this… rapid fire from a moving toboggan
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I will take on anyone armed with one of these in a snowball fight. Heck, I’ll leet you have 2 of thm. You won’t stand a chance, even inside 50 feet.
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I have to have one of these! Just like I have to have one of those snow skate things.
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Broken. I clicked it but didn’t learn more.
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asbestos yum yum
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Sweet! This would be excellent for those last minute drive by snowballing jobs…
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I love Think Geek, Hammacher Schlemmer too.
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50′??? Can’t most of us throw at least twice that far?
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Do Want! But I may need some snow first. Wham O makes great stuff.
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Damn, sometimes I really hate living in Houston, Air Conditioning capital of the world.
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eh you don’t need snow…you can load it up with asbestos fiber and have yourself a cancerific time.
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lol at first i thought it made 50 foot snowballs and umm only giants could use it….
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Calvin would have loved this… rapid fire from a moving toboggan
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I will take on anyone armed with one of these in a snowball fight. Heck, I’ll leet you have 2 of thm. You won’t stand a chance, even inside 50 feet.
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I have to have one of these! Just like I have to have one of those snow skate things.
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Broken. I clicked it but didn’t learn more.
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asbestos yum yum
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Sweet! This would be excellent for those last minute drive by snowballing jobs…
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I love Think Geek, Hammacher Schlemmer too.
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50′??? Can’t most of us throw at least twice that far?
Eco friendly vodka
(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5) Loading ...Add to favoritesTags: Alcohol, Politics, wtf
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I’ll try it. If its gross, well, hey at least I can recycle the bottle and the paper.
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If they really wanted to be earth friendly, they’d recycle the vodka too.
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If they really wanted to be earth friendly they would liquadate the company, fire the employees and stoping producing Vodka.
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As long is it pollutes me then it’s all good
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it’s definitely not the only one claiming to be eco friendly…and also not the first…I don’t remember what it is, but a semi-local brand also makes that claim…I’ll have to track it down 
too bad it wasn’t very good
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Again, what is the point? If it can’t clean pipes and polish metal, what good is it? Srsly…
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So now alcahol is ecofriendly? Are you fucking kidding me?
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You know i SAW this at my local liquor store a month or so back, it was hard to stop laughing about it, kept me smiling for hours thinking about the “eco-friendly” booze
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What a joke. I’d love to know how they got their ‘figures’.
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Hello,
Do you know where to find different Snake wine ? I already own this one:
Thanks for help.
(by the way I found your website on Google when looking for Snake wine bottles)
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Yuk it up all ya want, but the stuff you buy actually comes from *somewhere*: every product – even the fun ones like booze- is the end result of a long chain of material inputs that may or may not be more or less “ecofriendly.”
Debate the validity of the term, debate its definition, sure, but spare us the “what’ll they think of next?”
Hate to be the soapbox guy, but.. /soapbox
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I’ll try it. If its gross, well, hey at least I can recycle the bottle and the paper.
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If they really wanted to be earth friendly, they’d recycle the vodka too.
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If they really wanted to be earth friendly they would liquadate the company, fire the employees and stoping producing Vodka.
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As long is it pollutes me then it’s all good
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it’s definitely not the only one claiming to be eco friendly…and also not the first…I don’t remember what it is, but a semi-local brand also makes that claim…I’ll have to track it down
too bad it wasn’t very good -
Again, what is the point? If it can’t clean pipes and polish metal, what good is it? Srsly…
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So now alcahol is ecofriendly? Are you fucking kidding me?
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You know i SAW this at my local liquor store a month or so back, it was hard to stop laughing about it, kept me smiling for hours thinking about the “eco-friendly” booze
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What a joke. I’d love to know how they got their ‘figures’.
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Hello,
Do you know where to find different Snake wine ? I already own this one:
Thanks for help.
(by the way I found your website on Google when looking for Snake wine bottles)
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Yuk it up all ya want, but the stuff you buy actually comes from *somewhere*: every product – even the fun ones like booze- is the end result of a long chain of material inputs that may or may not be more or less “ecofriendly.”
Debate the validity of the term, debate its definition, sure, but spare us the “what’ll they think of next?”
Hate to be the soapbox guy, but.. /soapbox
Czech beer spa and bath
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Add to favoritesTags: Alcohol, wtf
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this is the greatest invention man ever created
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No.
The greatest invention man ever created was Beer.
Followed by the kitchen, to put all the women we had sitting around to good use.
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Holy shit this is awesome!!!
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Wait, is the hottub filled with beer? That would be the awesome part. Gettin’ drunk while dunked.
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@Jaypeezy: take a piss?
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Girls in bottom two pictures: WANT
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So that is what heaven looks like. At least mine.
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the chick in the last picture looks a lot like Jenna Fisher (Pam from the The Office)
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Now I know where I wanna spend my vacation this summer.
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@ian356094: lmfao, nice one
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This is what spas are supposed to be like…
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Words fail me.
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wow, this is nice. ad it is in czech republic so the beer is delicious for sure.
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what is the kid in the first pic looking at?
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OMG they have this. Add weed and hookers and u have a party
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this is the greatest invention man ever created
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No.
The greatest invention man ever created was Beer.
Followed by the kitchen, to put all the women we had sitting around to good use.
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Holy shit this is awesome!!!
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Wait, is the hottub filled with beer? That would be the awesome part. Gettin’ drunk while dunked.
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@Jaypeezy: take a piss?
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Girls in bottom two pictures: WANT
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So that is what heaven looks like. At least mine.
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the chick in the last picture looks a lot like Jenna Fisher (Pam from the The Office)
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Now I know where I wanna spend my vacation this summer.
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@ian356094: lmfao, nice one
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This is what spas are supposed to be like…
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Words fail me.
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wow, this is nice. ad it is in czech republic so the beer is delicious for sure.
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what is the kid in the first pic looking at?
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OMG they have this. Add weed and hookers and u have a party
Non alcoholic vodka
(9 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...Add to favoritesTags: Alcohol, wtf
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Why?
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strike this picture form the site now! this is blasphemy!
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Sooo….water, right?
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I don’t know about in america and such but that shit comes out australian taps!
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so this is what the apocalypse looks like.
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This is so disturbing!
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omg , i feel like my head will explode
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I don’t dare go out my back door. I feel like you are all out there with pitchforks and burning torches waiting to get me for this post.
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TAKE OFF AND NUKE IF FROM ORBIT. IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE!!!!
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So just disgusting tasting water? Right?
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It’s bullshit is what it is
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what… what’s the point?
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Well, awesome idea.
You don’t get it? No hangover at all!
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I am amused by this concept. I can’t believe anyone really thought this’d sell so I’m hoping it’s just a mock up, it’s not like people drink vodka for the lovely taste.
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It is a bottle of air.
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It’s probably:
A. A cleverly disguised bottle of gut wrenching isopropyl
or
B. Gasoline
I’ve drank some where you wonder if it’s A or B or a putrid combination.
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@aarpie: This is exactly what i was thinking. Take away the only think Vodka has going for it, and what’s left…?
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Wouldn’t that be Wodka or Water.
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0% proof!!!
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An abomination of nature that proves my poin that science is evil.
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* proves my poinT
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Why?
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strike this picture form the site now! this is blasphemy!
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Sooo….water, right?
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I don’t know about in america and such but that shit comes out australian taps!
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so this is what the apocalypse looks like.
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This is so disturbing!
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omg , i feel like my head will explode
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I don’t dare go out my back door. I feel like you are all out there with pitchforks and burning torches waiting to get me for this post.
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TAKE OFF AND NUKE IF FROM ORBIT. IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE!!!!
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So just disgusting tasting water? Right?
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It’s bullshit is what it is
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what… what’s the point?
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Well, awesome idea.
You don’t get it? No hangover at all! -
I am amused by this concept. I can’t believe anyone really thought this’d sell so I’m hoping it’s just a mock up, it’s not like people drink vodka for the lovely taste.
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It is a bottle of air.
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It’s probably:
A. A cleverly disguised bottle of gut wrenching isopropyl
or
B. GasolineI’ve drank some where you wonder if it’s A or B or a putrid combination.
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@aarpie: This is exactly what i was thinking. Take away the only think Vodka has going for it, and what’s left…?
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Wouldn’t that be Wodka or Water.
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0% proof!!!
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An abomination of nature that proves my poin that science is evil.
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* proves my poinT
Peruvian Coke
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more popular in peru than coke! officially, the flavor is banana with lemongrass.
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looks tasty any idea where in america one could find these?
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In a Thai restaurant toilet bowl. Knock yourself out.
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Probably pretty hard to find in America due to our wonderful restrictions on food and imports. Perhaps in a heavily populated Peruvian immigrant region maybe.
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Banana with lemongrass? Tasted like bubble gum the one time I had it.
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I saw this in Canada a few weeks ago. I didn’t buy it though.
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The Incas always had a thing for bananas didn’t they…
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Anything containing/tasting like/flavored as banana tastes fucking terrible other than actual bananas themselves.
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@Phyreblade: YES they do.@hvymetal86: nope
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@vaxeh: but Peru IS America…
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I know you can find Inca Cola in any mercados (Spanish/Latino supermarkets) in your area. I live in a small town in Ohio and we have at least two stores that carry it. Not necessarily this flavor, but yeah.
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My Peruvian roommate used to drink this crap. Tastes like pink bubblegum soda. But.. not.
You can pick it up at Harris Teeter, Wegmans, ShopperÅ› Food Warehouse.. at least in northern VA.
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My spanish teacher brought some of this in last week. It tastes like strong cream soda.
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looks tasty any idea where in america one could find these?
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In a Thai restaurant toilet bowl. Knock yourself out.
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Probably pretty hard to find in America due to our wonderful restrictions on food and imports. Perhaps in a heavily populated Peruvian immigrant region maybe.
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Banana with lemongrass? Tasted like bubble gum the one time I had it.
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I saw this in Canada a few weeks ago. I didn’t buy it though.
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The Incas always had a thing for bananas didn’t they…
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Anything containing/tasting like/flavored as banana tastes fucking terrible other than actual bananas themselves.
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@Phyreblade: YES they do.@hvymetal86: nope
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@vaxeh: but Peru IS America…
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I know you can find Inca Cola in any mercados (Spanish/Latino supermarkets) in your area. I live in a small town in Ohio and we have at least two stores that carry it. Not necessarily this flavor, but yeah.
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My Peruvian roommate used to drink this crap. Tastes like pink bubblegum soda. But.. not.
You can pick it up at Harris Teeter, Wegmans, ShopperÅ› Food Warehouse.. at least in northern VA.
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My spanish teacher brought some of this in last week. It tastes like strong cream soda.
DOME heavy metal
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Luis Royo Romulo
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The things I would do to that dome.
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Royo does some awesome work.
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fucking metal! \m/
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Now THIS is the kind of shit I want on my ceiling!!! \m/
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The Isle of Lesbos (ΛÎσβος)?
Ether way… Want!!
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Oh wow! I love it!
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I have some of Royo’s work on my wall.
Love it.
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This dome is made of WIN
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Damn… yet another thing to add to my dream mansion, along with the 10 meter high Sephiroth statue and the “every member of the X-Men and their most prominent enemies and supporting characters” mural.
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I just bought the book on the making of this last night. I can’t wait for it to get here.
On a side note, could you imagine the orgies to be had in this room with this a mood setter?
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This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen….and I’m a girl….
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must remember to google this when i get home and fapfapfapfapfap
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The things I would do to that dome.
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Royo does some awesome work.
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fucking metal! \m/
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Now THIS is the kind of shit I want on my ceiling!!! \m/
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The Isle of Lesbos (ΛÎσβος)?
Ether way… Want!!
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Oh wow! I love it!
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I have some of Royo’s work on my wall.
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This dome is made of WIN
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Damn… yet another thing to add to my dream mansion, along with the 10 meter high Sephiroth statue and the “every member of the X-Men and their most prominent enemies and supporting characters” mural.
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I just bought the book on the making of this last night. I can’t wait for it to get here.
On a side note, could you imagine the orgies to be had in this room with this a mood setter?
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This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen….and I’m a girl….
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must remember to google this when i get home and fapfapfapfapfap
fake pee
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...Add to favoritesTags: Science!, wtf
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With glucose! Excellent!
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I can’t believe it’s not pee!!!
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Now in half fat.
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an idea to suppliment my income through these trying times comes to mind… I’m great at this
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There are whole bottles of this tasty shit out by the side of the highway.
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For guys who can’t scrape real pee together.
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Where do you buy it?
Sound pretty good.
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Why do you need this stuff? And why add glucose? If it’s for peeing tests where cheating atletes need clean urine, wouldn’t that cause problems? Isn’t it glucose you have a lot of in your pee if you got diabetes? “You’re drug free, but your dead from diabetes?”. Smart.
Makes me think about “We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest-quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose!” 10 points if you know where that’s from!
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Mm I love shooters!
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This has to be for science.
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It’s probably for studying urinary tract pathogens. The glucose is there so that the bacteria have something to eat.
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Or, after thinking about what kind of pathogens are in urinary tracts, the glucose would also facilitate the growth of yeast. Either way, Boreal Labs is a major supplier to research institutions.
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@reboot – it’s for passing drug tests.
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@przxqgl:
I guarantee you that Boreal Laboratories, “the largest supplier of K-12 educational materials & kits” does not produce materials for passing drug tests. And if you tried to use it for passing a drug test, the glucose would be a dead giveaway, because healthy people don’t pee sugar. But what do I know? I only have a master’s degree in chemistry.
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@flyingcat88
Monty Python’s Crunchy Frog sketch of course.
Why are the same people who made my middle school science kits making fake pee? It makes me think that some people had much more interesting experiments than I did.
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@przxqgl: With that much glucose in your urine?
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OMFG THE PIKCHUR WONT CHAENGE
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It’s used for calibrating drug testing devices.
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@flyingcat88: Gotta love Monty Python. Eh, Constable Clitoris?
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@reboot: I test my blood for sugar, but what do I test when I use Clinistix; sugar, ketones or both?
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Silly people, it’s for giving fake golden showers. Sheesh…
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With glucose! Excellent!
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I can’t believe it’s not pee!!!
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Now in half fat.
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an idea to suppliment my income through these trying times comes to mind… I’m great at this
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There are whole bottles of this tasty shit out by the side of the highway.
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For guys who can’t scrape real pee together.
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Where do you buy it?
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Why do you need this stuff? And why add glucose? If it’s for peeing tests where cheating atletes need clean urine, wouldn’t that cause problems? Isn’t it glucose you have a lot of in your pee if you got diabetes? “You’re drug free, but your dead from diabetes?”. Smart.
Makes me think about “We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest-quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose!” 10 points if you know where that’s from!
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Mm I love shooters!
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This has to be for science.
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It’s probably for studying urinary tract pathogens. The glucose is there so that the bacteria have something to eat.
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Or, after thinking about what kind of pathogens are in urinary tracts, the glucose would also facilitate the growth of yeast. Either way, Boreal Labs is a major supplier to research institutions.
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@reboot – it’s for passing drug tests.
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@przxqgl:
I guarantee you that Boreal Laboratories, “the largest supplier of K-12 educational materials & kits” does not produce materials for passing drug tests. And if you tried to use it for passing a drug test, the glucose would be a dead giveaway, because healthy people don’t pee sugar. But what do I know? I only have a master’s degree in chemistry. -
@flyingcat88
Monty Python’s Crunchy Frog sketch of course.Why are the same people who made my middle school science kits making fake pee? It makes me think that some people had much more interesting experiments than I did.
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@przxqgl: With that much glucose in your urine?
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OMFG THE PIKCHUR WONT CHAENGE
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It’s used for calibrating drug testing devices.
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@flyingcat88: Gotta love Monty Python. Eh, Constable Clitoris?
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@reboot: I test my blood for sugar, but what do I test when I use Clinistix; sugar, ketones or both?
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Silly people, it’s for giving fake golden showers. Sheesh…
Gone but not forgotten…
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Don’t give them any ideas.
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Oh, I think Bush has assured that nobody will EVER forget him. Though most of us will try.
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Just glad he’s gone. I don’t think it a good idea to forget, lest we repeat.
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i just threw up in my mouth a little bit….
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Finally!
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He deserves to be up there for keeping us safe for 7 years.
in before ‘fucking redneck republic douche bag’
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At least he didn’t get shot and become a martyr like Lincoln.
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fucking redneck republican douche bag is about the mildest thing I would ever have to say about him.
WORST
PRESIDENT
EVER
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ummm…
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twice.
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No airstrike could be phoned in fast enough.
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Michael Moore would pull a Team America if this ever happened. So lets get to work on it!
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I’m pretty sure this Mt. Rushmore picture is photo-shopped. I don’t think they could have carved it so fast.
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@stfunow: Are you sure? Looks real to me.
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@greenie
You realize he would’ve kept us safe for EIGHT years if that cumstain Condeleeza Rice knew how to properly read a security report. But hey, whatever, she’s partially responsible for the deaths of 5,000 people. In most places, that would get you jailed. In even more places, that would get you fired. Luckily for her, she was in the only place in the world in which you’d get PROMOTED FOR IT!
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@stfunow: LOL!
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Exactly. And people don’t understand why I’m madly in love with Americaland. Pffffffft.
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Bush between Washington and Jefferson. This is not funny, it’s just stupid.
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if they ever did this, it would be so americans never forget their 7 years of bush’s Fail
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EAK!… I’ll get the demo charges…
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@ Alte: Thank you. Thank you for restoring my faith in the idea that MCS is not composed soley of West Coast rehabbed hippies. Right on man. Right on.
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And to the majority (apperently) of MCS, bring on the storm of flak, ya buncha liberal God-hating, gay-loving, NYT-reading, abortion-gettin’, gun-stealin’, misinformed medal-chuckers.
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@KFC: ‘scuse me, but I do not “steal” my guns. I pick them up. Off the backs of vans that drive through mah ‘hood. Please get it straight.
Kthnxbai.
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@KFC: Consider it brought.
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President Bush was the best man for the job when responding to 911. He is one of the last great cowboy presidents and never waivered from what he thought was best for the country. History will look back and judge him differently then the above entries. Remember to ask, “What can I do for my country?”
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@pointman_26: Best man for what? Do you believe “Mission Accomplished” actually meant anything?
He did the equivalent of what the gun control lobby thinks will make them safe. Massive knee-jerk over-reaction. Invading countries that had little, if anything, to do with it. Bombing anything that looks remotely terrorist. Oh, and just forget about the economy.
But one thing I know about extremists and terrorists is this. They do not think the same way we do. They were already willing to sacrifice themselves for their cause, so our bombings would never have deterred them. It has only made them more cautious. And yes, we may have killed a whole lot of them, but we have also bombed as many innocents as terrorists, and in so doing, created more future terrorists, while strengthening the resolve of those who have survived.
Bush has never understood the sociological aspects of how terrorist communities work. Nor that of how countries that have lived in centuries in civil unrest operate. They cannot be “pacified” externally, and most certainly not by force. And many of his actions were clearly motivated by things other than the safety of the country.
People might be blindly patriotic, but they aren’t all blind. Regardless of what you think, there are many highly patriotic Americans who do understand that he made mistakes, lots of them, and more importantly, why he made them.
Even if he was doing what he thought needed to be done, the old adage still holds true. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And frankly, Bush’s intentions weren’t all that pure to begin with. History will see his actions for what they were.
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What’s the punishment for blowing up a national monument? OK, what about just 1/5 of one?
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@pointman_26: I truly hope you’re trolling, because no one can be that stupid.
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Unless you’re Bush. Are you?
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@nyokki: Dagnabbit… I just got trolled didn’t I… :/
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@Phyreblade: I don’t know which would sadden me more, that you were trolled…or you weren’t.
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@nyokki: Heh… I think I’d much rather prefer to have been trolled…
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@Phyreblade: Prolly.
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Don’t give them any ideas.
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Oh, I think Bush has assured that nobody will EVER forget him. Though most of us will try.
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Just glad he’s gone. I don’t think it a good idea to forget, lest we repeat.
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i just threw up in my mouth a little bit….
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Finally!
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He deserves to be up there for keeping us safe for 7 years.
in before ‘fucking redneck republic douche bag’
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At least he didn’t get shot and become a martyr like Lincoln.
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fucking redneck republican douche bag is about the mildest thing I would ever have to say about him.
WORST
PRESIDENT
EVER
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ummm…
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twice. -
No airstrike could be phoned in fast enough.
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Michael Moore would pull a Team America if this ever happened. So lets get to work on it!
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I’m pretty sure this Mt. Rushmore picture is photo-shopped. I don’t think they could have carved it so fast.
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@stfunow: Are you sure? Looks real to me.
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@greenie
You realize he would’ve kept us safe for EIGHT years if that cumstain Condeleeza Rice knew how to properly read a security report. But hey, whatever, she’s partially responsible for the deaths of 5,000 people. In most places, that would get you jailed. In even more places, that would get you fired. Luckily for her, she was in the only place in the world in which you’d get PROMOTED FOR IT!
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@stfunow: LOL!
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Exactly. And people don’t understand why I’m madly in love with Americaland. Pffffffft.
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Bush between Washington and Jefferson. This is not funny, it’s just stupid.
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if they ever did this, it would be so americans never forget their 7 years of bush’s Fail
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EAK!… I’ll get the demo charges…
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@ Alte: Thank you. Thank you for restoring my faith in the idea that MCS is not composed soley of West Coast rehabbed hippies. Right on man. Right on.
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And to the majority (apperently) of MCS, bring on the storm of flak, ya buncha liberal God-hating, gay-loving, NYT-reading, abortion-gettin’, gun-stealin’, misinformed medal-chuckers.
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@KFC: ‘scuse me, but I do not “steal” my guns. I pick them up. Off the backs of vans that drive through mah ‘hood. Please get it straight.
Kthnxbai.
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@KFC: Consider it brought.
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President Bush was the best man for the job when responding to 911. He is one of the last great cowboy presidents and never waivered from what he thought was best for the country. History will look back and judge him differently then the above entries. Remember to ask, “What can I do for my country?”
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@pointman_26: Best man for what? Do you believe “Mission Accomplished” actually meant anything?
He did the equivalent of what the gun control lobby thinks will make them safe. Massive knee-jerk over-reaction. Invading countries that had little, if anything, to do with it. Bombing anything that looks remotely terrorist. Oh, and just forget about the economy.
But one thing I know about extremists and terrorists is this. They do not think the same way we do. They were already willing to sacrifice themselves for their cause, so our bombings would never have deterred them. It has only made them more cautious. And yes, we may have killed a whole lot of them, but we have also bombed as many innocents as terrorists, and in so doing, created more future terrorists, while strengthening the resolve of those who have survived.
Bush has never understood the sociological aspects of how terrorist communities work. Nor that of how countries that have lived in centuries in civil unrest operate. They cannot be “pacified” externally, and most certainly not by force. And many of his actions were clearly motivated by things other than the safety of the country.
People might be blindly patriotic, but they aren’t all blind. Regardless of what you think, there are many highly patriotic Americans who do understand that he made mistakes, lots of them, and more importantly, why he made them.
Even if he was doing what he thought needed to be done, the old adage still holds true. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And frankly, Bush’s intentions weren’t all that pure to begin with. History will see his actions for what they were.
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What’s the punishment for blowing up a national monument? OK, what about just 1/5 of one?
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@pointman_26: I truly hope you’re trolling, because no one can be that stupid.
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@nyokki: Dagnabbit… I just got trolled didn’t I… :/
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@Phyreblade: I don’t know which would sadden me more, that you were trolled…or you weren’t.
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@nyokki: Heh… I think I’d much rather prefer to have been trolled…
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@Phyreblade: Prolly.
LSD-Doors
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Looking Stupid Daily
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They’re just silly looking.
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If you see a vehicle with this kind of door modification avoid the owner at all costs, the less contacts you have with douche bags the better.
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@Fish: Especially if they’re using either of those two vehicles. The fail is strong with these…
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There’s a LOT of jealousy in here. But there is some truth. Those kind of doors only “flow” well on certain cars.
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@Malcrasternus:
I think you’ve just mistaken jealousy for taste.
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played out.
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You know what I’d really like to see? A kit that lets you open your doors like the sliding side door of a minivan… Now *that* would be cool… To me anyway…
But then again I don’t really have a sense of style per se, I like the idea more for the convenience of being able to open a car door without risk to the vehicle next to you… Call it nerd fashion sense…
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Cars and houses are not very cheap and not everybody is able to buy it. But, credit loans are invented to help different people in such cases.
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Looking Stupid Daily
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They’re just silly looking.
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If you see a vehicle with this kind of door modification avoid the owner at all costs, the less contacts you have with douche bags the better.
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@Fish: Especially if they’re using either of those two vehicles. The fail is strong with these…
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There’s a LOT of jealousy in here. But there is some truth. Those kind of doors only “flow” well on certain cars.
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played out.
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You know what I’d really like to see? A kit that lets you open your doors like the sliding side door of a minivan… Now *that* would be cool… To me anyway…
But then again I don’t really have a sense of style per se, I like the idea more for the convenience of being able to open a car door without risk to the vehicle next to you… Call it nerd fashion sense…
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Cars and houses are not very cheap and not everybody is able to buy it. But, credit loans are invented to help different people in such cases.
American Gothic
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Haha this is great. Though I feel kind of offended also. It’s so good it’s an insult to the original.
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he knew she was cheating on him with the pitchfork
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bitch had it coming.
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Alright you schnoocks. Epic Fail. Grant Wood’s American Gothic is not a portrait of a husband and wife but rather a senile father and his aging daughter, forced to give up her own prospects of marriage and a happy life in order to care for him.
This is the kind of tripe that gets churned out by 1st year art students sitting under a poster of Gutav Klimt’s the Kiss and not knowing the first thing about fine art.
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Ahahaha. This made me laugh. And wow, I didn’t know that. I too thought it was a husband and his wife.
Well in that case, that makes the original even more amazing.
Schnook. What a great word. I’d wanna be called that just to hear the sound of it.
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Moreover, in the original painting, the house they were standing in front of was actually a brothel.
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@bigdogofbria: 9/10, Would rage again.
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Haha this is great. Though I feel kind of offended also. It’s so good it’s an insult to the original.
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he knew she was cheating on him with the pitchfork
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bitch had it coming.
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Alright you schnoocks. Epic Fail. Grant Wood’s American Gothic is not a portrait of a husband and wife but rather a senile father and his aging daughter, forced to give up her own prospects of marriage and a happy life in order to care for him.
This is the kind of tripe that gets churned out by 1st year art students sitting under a poster of Gutav Klimt’s the Kiss and not knowing the first thing about fine art.
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Ahahaha. This made me laugh. And wow, I didn’t know that. I too thought it was a husband and his wife.
Well in that case, that makes the original even more amazing.
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Moreover, in the original painting, the house they were standing in front of was actually a brothel.
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@bigdogofbria: 9/10, Would rage again.
La Tomatina
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The world’s largest food fight. Buñol on the last Wednesday of August.
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Inspiration of mass-zombie massacring scenes from movies?
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Not a single chick for miles…
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Ah, Valencia…
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@Stolid: They’re doing the laundry like they’re supposed to!
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reason there’s no chicks in view as generally they end up being sexually assaulted if they do go.
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I’ve ALWAYS wanted to go do that.
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That’s gotta sting a bit.
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TOMATOES FOR THE TOMATO GOD!
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I went to this a few years ago. It was fairly fucking awesome. Except there was a bunch of American girls hiding behind a wall just watching, and I was like, “Screw that, Yankees! You’re getting tomatoed!” Turns out they were the US female Olympic softball team or some shit. And if you don’t think tomatoes can leave a scar, I beg to fucking differ.
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There has got to be some sort of gay porn hidden in this image somewhere.
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Inspiration of mass-zombie massacring scenes from movies?
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Not a single chick for miles…
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Ah, Valencia…
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@Stolid: They’re doing the laundry like they’re supposed to!
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reason there’s no chicks in view as generally they end up being sexually assaulted if they do go.
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I’ve ALWAYS wanted to go do that.
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That’s gotta sting a bit.
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TOMATOES FOR THE TOMATO GOD!
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I went to this a few years ago. It was fairly fucking awesome. Except there was a bunch of American girls hiding behind a wall just watching, and I was like, “Screw that, Yankees! You’re getting tomatoed!” Turns out they were the US female Olympic softball team or some shit. And if you don’t think tomatoes can leave a scar, I beg to fucking differ.
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There has got to be some sort of gay porn hidden in this image somewhere.
February 26, 2009 at 3:08 pm
You’ll get a cigar burn for that at the old Bender house
February 26, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Awesome table, but what kind of room would you put that in? Maybe the stoned room?
February 26, 2009 at 3:11 pm
and so do those three dots just stick to the floor and you can reposition them wherever you like?
February 26, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Anybody know where this is from?
February 26, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Is this a real table you can buy or a cool CGI table?
February 27, 2009 at 12:16 am
It’s real. It’s called the ‘Paint Or Die But Love Me’ table.
/teh google.
June 19, 2009 at 6:10 pm
I have this saved on my phone, but for some reason I didn’t comment on it.