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Super Teacup Pigs, Latest Pet Craze
Posted in Images on April 22nd, 2010 by Alte | Report This Post |
Add to favoritesTiny pigs the size of teacups, as these photos demonstrate, are the latest pet craze sweeping Great Britain. Micro pigs have become so popular in England that they are almost impossible to get hold of. They are going for as much as $1,1000 apiece.
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Pee Cola
Posted in Images on March 16th, 2010 by Alte | Report This Post |
Add to favoritesApparently quite popular in Ghana.
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Stainless steel ford
Posted in Images on March 13th, 2010 by Alte | Report This Post |
Add to favorites1936 Stainless Steel Ford
This is the 1936 Ford Tudor Sedan built for and owned by Allegheny Ludlum Steel. This is 1 of only 4 in existence and is the only one currently in running & in road worthy condition. The car is in exceptional condition, with the interior and even the frame looking great. All 4 cars each had over 200,000 miles on them before they
removed them from service. These cars were built for Allegheny as promotional and marketing projects. The top salesmen each year were given the honor of being able to drive them for one year. The v-8 engine (max 85 hp) ran like a sewing machine and was surprisingly smooth and quiet. The car was insured (we were told) for the trip to Louisville via covered trailer for 1.5 million dollars.
We were also told that the dies were ruined by stamping the stainless car parts, making these the last of these cars ever produced..
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What to do when you’re bored at work.
Posted in Images on February 3rd, 2010 by Alte | Report This Post |
Add to favoritesWhat to do…
1. Kill a few Flies
2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour.
3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper… Let your imagination flow.
Here are a few examples…
Makes you wonder though, where does someone work that there are this many flies???
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Lockheed Plant during World War II
Posted in Images on December 9th, 2009 by Alte | Report This Post |
Add to favoritesTags: Military, Visual Tricks
This is a version of special effects during the 1940′s.
During World War II the Army Corps of Engineers needed to hide the Lockheed Burbank Aircraft Plant to protect it from a possible Japanese air attack. They covered it with camouflage netting to make it look like a rural subdivision from the air.
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Working Replica of Noah’s Ark
Posted in Images on November 30th, 2009 by Alte | Report This Post |
Add to favoritesTags: Religion, wtf
Working Replica of Noah’s Ark Opened In SCHAGEN, Netherlands .
Man Builds Noah’s Ark to the exact scale given in the Bible.The biblical Ark was built by Dutch Creationist Johan Huibers.The ark is 150 cubits long, 30 cubits high and 20 cubits wide.Life-sized models of giraffes, elephants, lions, crocodiles, zebras,bison and other animals greet visitors as they arrive in the main hold.
A contractor by trade, Huibers built the ark of cedar and pine.
Biblical Scholars debate exactly what the wood used by Noah would have been.
Huibers did the work mostly with his own hands, using modern tools and with occasional help from his son Roy. Construction began in May 2005. On the uncovered top deck – not quite ready in time for the opening – will come a petting zoo, with baby lambs and chickens, and goats, and one camel.
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Merry Christmas
Posted in Images on November 27th, 2009 by Alte | Report This Post |
Add to favoritesTags: Alcohol, X-Mas, xmas
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David Thorn …. F-ing Legend
Posted in Images on November 1st, 2009 by Alte | Report This Post |
Add to favoritesfunnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/73228/David+thorne+spider/
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Sara Palin Colouring Book
Posted in Images on October 31st, 2009 by Alte | Report This Post |
Add to favoritesCartoonist Julie Sigwart and political satirist Micheal Stinson are self-publishing Going Rouge: The Sarah Palin Rogue Coloring & Activity Book, a 48-page paperback that will be released Nov. 17 (the same day as the G.O.P. firebrand’s autobiography as well as OR Books’ anti-Palin essay collection, also titled Going Rouge).
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Recycle
Posted in Images on October 13th, 2009 by Alte | Report This Post |
Add to favoritesfighters, planes, WW II, U.S.
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The Meaning of Geneva
Posted in Images on October 13th, 2009 by Alte | Report This Post |
Add to favoritesbooks, posters, 30s
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Leisure Suit Larry
Posted in Images on October 1st, 2009 by Alte | Report This Post |
Add to favoritesWhat a great game.
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PTA Guidelines
Posted in Images on September 26th, 2009 by Alte | Report This Post |
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Just say NO!
Posted in Images on September 26th, 2009 by Alte | Report This Post |
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with Scratch and Sniff!
Posted in Images on September 26th, 2009 by Alte | Report This Post |
Add to favoritesvideo games
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Parental Advisory
Posted in Images on September 26th, 2009 by Alte | Report This Post |
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Carman Kass
Posted in Images on September 25th, 2009 by Alte | Report This Post |
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Good parenting
Posted in Images on September 21st, 2009 by Alte | Report This Post |
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Coyote
Posted in Images on September 21st, 2009 by Alte | Report This Post |
Add to favoritesThe Alberta Government and the Alberta Forest Service were
presenting an alternative to Alberta ranchers for controlling the
coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a ‘more humane’ solution.
What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Alberta Ranching Association and Farming Association by the Alberta
Government and the Alberta Forest Service.
All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of
minutes. Finally, one of the old boys in the back of the conference
room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, ‘Son, I don’t think you
understand our problem.
Those coyotes ain’t fuckin’ our sheep…..they’re eatin’ ‘em!’
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anti vandal purse, Russia
Posted in Images on September 19th, 2009 by Alte | Report This Post |
Add to favoritesThe sign on it reads “Anti-vandal purse, capacity is $10,000″






















































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April 22, 2010 at 8:56 am
cute bacons are cute
April 22, 2010 at 9:58 am
bacon veil – veilcon?
April 22, 2010 at 10:33 am
$1,1000 ??? 11K or 11hundred?
April 22, 2010 at 1:40 pm
England doesn’t use $. You mean £. Even then, £1,1000 does not equal $1,1000.
April 23, 2010 at 10:56 am
Who the fuck cares? I’m not spending 1,100 dollars or euros for a slice of bacon!
April 22, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Awww, how cute. Reminds me of when I dissected fetal pigs in high school.
April 22, 2010 at 11:14 pm
Single serving bacon.
April 22, 2010 at 11:59 pm
I want ten.
April 23, 2010 at 12:10 am
Ewww. Do Not Want!
April 23, 2010 at 5:18 am
I’m confused, is 1,1000 equal to 11,000?