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• Comment on cloe moretz - pocket dress
  I know nothing about fashion, but even I could tell something was wrong with that dress. Because it has pockets. Women don't like pockets. At least, that's the hypothesis I've derived from watching countless women assemble entire outfits without a single pocket, or, when wearing clothes that do have pockets, refuse to put anything in the pocket, thus denying the pocket the purpose of its existence. I've learned to accept this fact as just one of the differences between men and women, but I'll never understand it, because pockets are fucking awesome.
• Comment on how dare you disobey your masters
  From what I remember of the story, I think he drew this himself. First thing he drew once he'd recovered enough to hold a pencil or somesuch.
• Comment on Penis size chart
  I first saw this picture about 3 years ago, and since I had a measuring tape just sitting on my desk, I got down to some measuring. As it turned out, the length & girth reported by women to be "perfect" worked out as roughly the length & girth of my forearm. Three years later, every suggestion I've made to a woman that they might enjoy fucking something the size of my forearm has been met with horror and fear. This leads me to one of two conclusions: 1) Women are lying 2) Bitches can't measure
• Comment on blinking spongebob
  *reads most of the text* "wtf?" *reads the last line, sees .gif extension* "Ah, I see how this works" *Spongebob blinks* "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!"
• Comment on A rather depressing comic.
  "Rather"?

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