Abide — May 1, 2008 @ 10:59 pm

She can wear my hat anytime.

aproximation — May 1, 2008 @ 11:06 pm

Hey, you’re not a pirate girl! Every pirate needs some grog and a sword, or a dagger at least! How are you going to send your enemies to Davy Jones’ locker?

aproximation — May 1, 2008 @ 11:07 pm

And my dad is a hippie, so you are probably right that your dad is cooler them mine.

EpicFail — May 1, 2008 @ 11:09 pm

she’ll use her deadly good looks

Sorryyoulost — May 1, 2008 @ 11:24 pm

I must say, you are a cute gal.

TrikYodz — May 1, 2008 @ 11:44 pm

its cool.
yea
ive seen some MUCH WORSE
but thiis isnt really bad

vutterfly — May 2, 2008 @ 2:42 am

aww you’re so pretty!

RSIxidor — May 2, 2008 @ 7:45 am

Quite attractive.

natedog — May 2, 2008 @ 8:09 am

aaaargh!!!

aye come to pillage ye booty!

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 2, 2008 @ 10:12 am

sunovamotherfucker. natedog stole my ace of spades ‘booty’ line. Though I was going to use plunder.

Now take off ye top and shake tha barnacles off yer money makers.

Mootea — May 6, 2008 @ 10:32 pm

leave it to the internet to have a girl post a pic and guys post woots

Phyreblade — May 6, 2008 @ 11:57 pm

Hey, It’s the internet…

Foinlavin — September 13, 2007 @ 1:30 pm

Let it be known that this picture accurately describes reality.

titanzero — September 13, 2007 @ 2:00 pm

Yes! which is why we run the world with such resounding success

Sticky — September 13, 2007 @ 5:00 pm

Also why we’re perfect to be made into killing machines courtesy of armed forces.

Fallacy — September 13, 2007 @ 5:13 pm

Kinda funny but older than the internets.

el_metal — September 14, 2007 @ 2:27 am

Which knobs are for teh boobiessss?

casemods — September 17, 2007 @ 4:21 am

What a crappy edit.

You could at least put the effort in to copy and paste the same color material to put text onto.

Neuromancer — September 10, 2007 @ 1:49 pm

More like “Scared shitless your the same fucks that shot my mom panda hug.”

Hepathos — September 10, 2007 @ 3:39 pm

“Anhand me, Future-coat!”

EvilDon — September 10, 2007 @ 5:13 pm

Why do we always have infestations of nasty things, like cockroaches? Why can’t we have infestations of cute things, like Pandas? I would say “Alright it’s a panda infestation! Come here. I wanna snuggle.”.

beep beep — September 10, 2007 @ 8:33 pm

The panda looks like it has bad intentions.

Brigantyna — September 10, 2007 @ 10:45 pm

Uh - looks like someone else may have too - is this guy missing fingers?!

el_metal — September 11, 2007 @ 4:32 am

Panda is about to trouble his hand

vwfreak42 — September 11, 2007 @ 9:54 am

EvilDon- Hedberg fan, I presume?

EvilDon — September 11, 2007 @ 10:03 am

Good catch vwfreak42. But seriously a panda infestation would be awesome.

maxcw — September 8, 2007 @ 4:18 pm

why does he just barrel straight into her? You figure he’d vear off a little to try to avoid her

Sticky — September 8, 2007 @ 4:31 pm

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. That includes trying to go through somebody.

AlecDalek — September 8, 2007 @ 4:48 pm

Because the drugged up horse is as dumb as the blonde. Too much time spent training, not enough time living.

Hoban Washburne — September 8, 2007 @ 4:54 pm

He probably just thought that once he hit 88mph he’d travel back in time and phase right through her. Obviously he just wasn’t fast enough.

infusino92 — September 8, 2007 @ 5:21 pm

itz a shame, hoban. isnt it?

FlyingMantisShrimp — September 8, 2007 @ 5:28 pm

Haha. I like the reaction of the guy kneeling in the background.

You can tell he sees what’s about to happen

Keysersoze — September 8, 2007 @ 6:29 pm

Isn’t obvious why he didn’t stop…he’s blonde too.

mech — September 8, 2007 @ 6:30 pm

“Because the drugged up horse is as dumb as the blonde. Too much time spent training, not enough time living.”

spoken like a load that hasn’t ran a mile since high-school tbqh

enjoy your frito-lays

BillyManic — September 8, 2007 @ 6:56 pm

You idiots are missing the point. She just got freaking punched in the face! BWAHAHAHAH

AlecDalek — September 8, 2007 @ 7:33 pm

mech:

Right, because everyone that doesn’t train 12 hours a day and take steroids is as fat as an Arbuckle. Wow, you’re one smart cookie… er, rice cake!

Paul_Is_Drunk — September 8, 2007 @ 7:38 pm

Or… he’s going really fast and has a fraction of a second to react to her walking in front of him. The entire fraction of a second he’s probably thinking “Huh… person… shit, contact!”

The person who made the drugged up comment is probably a basement dweller, though.

AlecDalek — September 8, 2007 @ 8:29 pm

Maybe I’m still just a bit bitter from when my countries big hero, Ben “Track-marks” Johnson, lost his gold medal because it turned out he was actually a loser (in the President Bush sense of the word). Turns out it’s not how much training you put in or how strong your character is, but rather how good your chemical masking agents work. His weren’t as good as the ones Carl Lewis used.

Brigantyna — September 8, 2007 @ 8:54 pm

I realize everyone’s having much fun with the speculation, but if you actually WATCH it you can see that he’s looking at his FEET not WHERE HE’S GOING. Now, admittedly, I’m one of those who hasn’t run a mile since high school. Which isn’t to say I don’t’ stay active with stage combat, Tai Chi (and not the dancey dance kind) and working on a dock (yes, girls can do that too). However, last time I checked, when running it was a good idea to look FORWARD not DOWN. Have things changed since I was in high school?

PenguinBob — September 8, 2007 @ 11:07 pm

Outta mah way bitch!

deutschlandia — September 8, 2007 @ 11:09 pm

Brigantyna: I don’t know where this is from, but it looks like he’s doing a long jump of some kind (you can see the actual track in the background) and the starts for jumps are pretty intense at high levels of track; he’s probably just starting to run in an upright position in this clip, hence the looking at the ground.

Brigantyna — September 8, 2007 @ 11:35 pm

Thanks for the clarification deutschlandia, I was fearing the poor lad had some sort of brain injury. (We KNOW the blonde has one now. I’m rather alarmed by the way her head snapped back.) I see the track in the background and I guess I didn’t put it together that it’s not the right setup for the oval track I was initially thinking it was. Blame the pain meds I’m on.

piece — September 9, 2007 @ 1:58 am

i like the other guys reaction in the background

BillyManic — September 9, 2007 @ 4:05 am

I can seriously watch this a million times over and never get tired. Just make SFX in your head! It’s great!

hoi1ma — September 9, 2007 @ 7:48 am

She is not suppose to be on track, why blame the runner only?
in baseball, if a fielder is stand on the route between base and the baserunner who’s running to next base and ran right into a fielder who stand in the way. are you suppose to blame the baserunner who’s doing what they suppose to do or the fielder who were not suppose to be standing on the route between bases at all.

Brigantyna — September 9, 2007 @ 11:01 am

Because (correct me if I’m wrong, someone) she is walking across the center portion of the track, which to me isn’t a big red flag like, say, walking down the track itself the wrong way.

Hepathos — September 9, 2007 @ 2:40 pm

Yeah, fuck that bitch around! GOD I’M SO HORNY

Wally — September 9, 2007 @ 8:13 pm

Look, plain and simple, hes an elite athlete, for anyone who has done this sorta thing your ENTIRELY focussed on your track, not whats around you and CERTAINLY not some idiot walking onto the track. Its the blondes stupidity pure and simple and GOD DAMN ITS FUNNY!! LOL

and i agree with Piece, i love the guys reaction in the background. WOW!! lol

Ando — September 10, 2007 @ 10:37 am

bitch got pwned.

vwfreak42 — September 10, 2007 @ 10:49 am

I’d love to see this at normal speed. I’d imagine that guy is just trucking…

8870949 — August 6, 2007 @ 10:49 am

agirl huh? we dont get many of those around here at MCS

Kero — August 6, 2007 @ 11:00 am

I laughed. And proceeded to make the “Om nom nom nom” sound.

natakamus — August 6, 2007 @ 11:24 am

Yeah, this is funny. Imagine a little kid eating cheerios and pretending he’s a bridge…

Neuromancer — August 6, 2007 @ 4:17 pm

agirl huh? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender-bait

Sticky — August 6, 2007 @ 4:17 pm

I must admit, the “Om nom nom nom” sound is delightfully fun to make.

Hepathos — August 6, 2007 @ 6:41 pm

SHE IS NOT AGIRL SHE IS A FUCKING ROBOT

iddqd — August 6, 2007 @ 6:44 pm

Usually, females have neutral based names as their guise. Like TeddyBear1604 or StarDust43.

Caio — August 7, 2007 @ 12:03 am

gagagaga omggfgfg GIRL ON INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!

WTFBURGERZ — August 7, 2007 @ 12:40 am

Lol I saw this earlier today and have been making the Om nom nom nom sound at multiple occasions through out the rest of the day. And I will probably continue to do so tommorow. Thank you for giving me something to do.

Mayy — August 7, 2007 @ 5:32 pm

OM NOM NOM NOM!

agirl — August 7, 2007 @ 9:17 pm

Girls don’t exist on the internets, guys. Be real.

Kero — August 7, 2007 @ 10:04 pm

Exactly.
On a more important note: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! Still fun to say.

Hepathos — August 8, 2007 @ 1:53 am

Fun fact: When I eat, I make “SNARF RALF RALF RALF” sounds.

Mayy — August 8, 2007 @ 3:15 am

This just in: Om nom nom nom > Snarf ralf ralf ralf

joodles — August 8, 2007 @ 4:22 pm

I’m a girl AND I just made the ‘om nom nom nom’ sound.

Hepathos — August 8, 2007 @ 5:07 pm

Lies, all lies!!!

w0x — August 18, 2007 @ 3:55 pm

OM NOM NOM NOM!1