El_Chupachichis — September 4, 2008 @ 11:38 pm

Actually, you can. Been done plenty of times.

Excelsior — September 4, 2008 @ 11:49 pm

Especially when it’s more of a Tampon than an occupation.

Just trying to keep the bloodshed contained.

asdf — September 5, 2008 @ 12:08 am

mother fucker should have been pushed off the balcony maybe he would’ve kill some of the idiots yelling USA

njch412 — September 5, 2008 @ 12:36 am

You dont “win” an occupation. You win a war. An occupation is a prolonged effort at restoring order in an anarchic society.

Fucking idiots

Elepski — September 5, 2008 @ 1:17 am

It’s not a war.. it’s not an occupation… it’s empire building and it starting to provoke the world’s rogue nations.

FlyingMantisShrimp — September 5, 2008 @ 1:19 am

Good thing we have Elepski here to explain to us the intricacies of our objective over there.

Puulaahi — September 5, 2008 @ 1:22 am

I wonder if McCain is Pro - 8th Tour of Duty?

Snoosey — September 5, 2008 @ 1:30 am

@njch412 - “idiots” Very true. There is an *organization* of *anarchists* protesting at the RNC. Any self proclaimed anarchist that is a part of an organization is an idiot.

ddep60 — September 5, 2008 @ 1:56 am

He running for a position as president, not a job!

ddep60 — September 5, 2008 @ 1:57 am

Puulaahi he did more than 8 tour in his cell, and kept his honor!

Puulaahi — September 5, 2008 @ 2:08 am

@ddep60

I know! He reminds me every time he speaks. Last I checked politicians don’t have honor. It’s the dirtiest job there is.

Paul_Is_Drunk — September 5, 2008 @ 4:50 am

@Snoosey
Idiots like you are why I fear for humanity at times.

Anarchy is the idea that all forms of government interfere unjustly with individual liberty and should be replaced by voluntary associations of cooperative groups.

Feel free to claim otherwise, but until you’ve done some research, you come across as an idiot to those of us that know what we’re talking about.

Elepski — September 5, 2008 @ 9:03 am

@FlyingMantisShrimp

Ok, Captain Cynical… why don’t you tell us why we are there and what the objective is? Because we already know the truth behind the “WMD” that Suddam had.

Kidrythm — September 5, 2008 @ 9:21 am

Ignorant college kid who is an idealist is ignorant.

AlecDalek — September 5, 2008 @ 4:54 pm

Hey Yanks, enjoy your new Vietnam. At least it’s killing off the ‘D’ students.

chris_hates_freedom — September 5, 2008 @ 6:09 pm

Will someone PLEASE fuckin’ tell me what course in running a nation they teach in a vietnamese prison camp?

For the love of Christ, will people please stop bringing his POW experience up every five minutes?

For those of you with spouses and children, I bet you’d choose to be in a prison camp for five years than lose a wife and child like Biden did. Not that either one matter for having. the. ability. to. lead. the. nation.

All you same people who now treat the fact that mcCain was a POW as if its a sign from god that he should be president didn’t give two shits about it when he was fighting George “Compassionate Conservative” Bush back in 2000. Did I miss the memo where being a prisoner of war was once again more important than using daddy’s connections to get in the air national guard, snorting blow and running companies into the ground?

AAK15 — September 5, 2008 @ 6:34 pm

@ Kidrythm

You’re retarded. He’s a Marine. Also served in Iraq. Feel pretty fucking dumb now don’t ya?

Caio — August 13, 2008 @ 9:45 pm

Fuck is a pretty controversial world I am thinking an NSFW tag??????????

Marrock — August 13, 2008 @ 9:48 pm

That pretty much sums up how I feel about walmart.

Max — August 13, 2008 @ 10:04 pm

@Marrock:

Fuck Penis sums up how you feel about walmart?

outofocus — August 13, 2008 @ 10:22 pm

How can you get bored at Walmart when there are so many fine examples of why there should be a sterilization program put into place wandering about?

nyokki — August 13, 2008 @ 10:23 pm

I lol’d.

dtepes — August 13, 2008 @ 11:06 pm

Fail.
I see 6’s and I see 9’s but nowhere do I see a 69.
So close, too.

MacheteJak — August 13, 2008 @ 11:32 pm

Anyone who hasn’t done this is a commie, there, I said it.

silverflux — August 14, 2008 @ 8:18 am

i lol’d.

then i saw ‘penis’ and rofl’d.

natedog — August 14, 2008 @ 9:23 am

win win win

Sarcastastic — August 14, 2008 @ 11:35 am

My friends and I!

diabeetus — July 3, 2008 @ 5:51 pm

OBAMA BACKS OFF TIMELINE FOR IRAQ WITHDRAWAL…

Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) on Thursday backed off his firm promise to withdraw combat forces from Iraq immediately, and instead said he could “refine” his plan after his trip to Baghdad later this month.

Earlier, a top Obama adviser had said that the senator is not “wedded” to a specific timeline.

http://www.politico.com/news/s.....11517.html

It’s your choice. 100 years in Iraq with John McWar on Barry Hussein Obama.

Ron Paul 2012.

reboot — July 3, 2008 @ 6:03 pm

From the same article:
“Obama later said at a second news conference he still intends to stick to the timeline.”

diabeetus — July 3, 2008 @ 6:08 pm

Oh! I didn’t notice that reboot. Now that would make Barry Hussein Obama a flip-flopper.

reboot — July 3, 2008 @ 6:19 pm

There’s no where in the article that says he plans to change the timeline. He only says he’ll might refine the plan after he visits Iraq. Listening to advice from commanders on the ground seems like a pretty damn good idea.
So at least wait for him to get back from Iraq before you call him a flip-flopper.

reboot — July 3, 2008 @ 6:20 pm

Obama denies altering proposed Iraq withdrawal timeline

diabeetus — July 3, 2008 @ 6:36 pm

Then why support Obama on his “new” Iraq policy when McCain has been listening to the commanders the entire time?

Either it shows how much of a shrewd politician Obama is or Obama is really that naive.

Either way, you guys screwed yourselves over.

ttudrew98 — July 3, 2008 @ 7:19 pm

I don’t see the big deal in invading Musulim countries. Those people smell. I’d much rather have cheaper gas then a bunch of towl heads alive.

diabeetus — July 3, 2008 @ 7:57 pm

I don’t see the big deal in invading…countries.

Y helo thar Hitler.

awfulintentions — July 3, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

Ugh, Ron Paul? Diabeetus, have you ever read any of that retards proposed policies? Seriously, I’d like to take Ron Paul out and shoot the dumb shit.

I think, honestly, it’d be stupid as hell to pull out of Iraq right now. I mean, think about it, right now, there’s barely a puppet government in place, you pull out the military, and it’s going to go to shit before the last US plane is off the soil( dust) of Iraq.

But yeah, I see how it’s easy for you guys to say this stupid crap when none of you have been there or known anyone who is there or has been there.

Personally, I don’t really like either one of the candidates, though I’ll probably be voting for Mccain as the lesser of two evils. Obama wants to give goverment money to religious organizations. SORRY, instant no-no in my book.

DCR — July 3, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

Wrong caption for this picture.
Better: “Anything to get votes”

Ando — July 4, 2008 @ 4:33 am

Obama’s name rhymes with Osama.
Coincidence?
[/diabeetus]

dhg4983 — July 4, 2008 @ 8:20 am

obama represents the state with the highest tax burdern. A vote for obama is a vote for universal healthcare, universal education, welfare state and the secularization of the country. And he can pay for it all by taxing 70 cents out of every dollar you make. If he is elected we will see the gap between poor and middle class rapidly closed: the middle class will be poor.

AAK15 — July 4, 2008 @ 2:24 pm

Ron Paul = Old Fagot who has a lunatic cult following his retarded ideas that will KILL this country. Fucking internet retards. Obama’s gonna win, get over it. Learn to like him cause he’s a fucking whole lot better than GWB

AAK15 — July 4, 2008 @ 2:25 pm

Also, it is amazing the rumors being spread about Obama. Invading Darfur?! Wtf?!

TGGeko — March 9, 2008 @ 12:16 pm

Lol its an airplane window

tall giraffe is talllllllllllllllllllllllll

DemolitionsGeek — March 9, 2008 @ 3:15 pm

It’s a shoop. I can tell by some of the pixels and because I’ve seen quite a few shoops in my time.

dorix — March 9, 2008 @ 4:54 pm

Fucking brilliant.

Phyreblade — March 10, 2008 @ 12:04 am

I lawled.

RPTM6 — February 6, 2008 @ 10:25 pm

hes my hero

schulzbrianr — February 6, 2008 @ 10:34 pm

Yeah, he looks like he touches little kids.

natedog — February 6, 2008 @ 11:33 pm

what the deuce? didnt know a white guy could have a jheri curl.

TrikYodz — February 7, 2008 @ 12:28 am

yeah!
if yo jewish

PenguinBob — February 7, 2008 @ 2:20 am

His nose is too small for him to be jewish

Alfalfasprouts — February 7, 2008 @ 7:29 am

I see this picture and the first thing that comes to mind is that song from The Greatest American Hero…. DAMMIT!!!

munger — February 7, 2008 @ 2:04 pm

Now, now….

My wife had cancer, I grew my hair out in her honor.

Donated it to Locks of Love. Here’s the pix, if you want:
http://mungowitzend.blogspot.c.....orror.html

It’s not a perm, by the way. Gosh, I miss having all that hair.

Frank — February 7, 2008 @ 4:46 pm

Looks like a cross between carrottop and ahnold.

AAK15 — February 7, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

woah! Munger himself responds?! Awesome!

Unbelievable amount of respect for the cancer benefit by the way

diabeetus — January 28, 2008 @ 12:17 am

OP’s post is made of win and gold.

Phyreblade — January 28, 2008 @ 12:42 am

Awesome…

jasonp — January 28, 2008 @ 7:54 am

I want to go to the Pink prison!

AlecDalek — January 28, 2008 @ 8:17 am

RIAA + MPAA = A bunch of suits that don’t do any real work and exploit talented children for money.

dorix — January 28, 2008 @ 8:36 am

-1 for misspelling “downloading” on TPB poster.

oh2ohz — January 28, 2008 @ 11:19 am

here’s a chance to save that -1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_lode

“The term is also used metaphorically to refer to the origin of something valuable or in great abundance.”

mgear — January 28, 2008 @ 6:21 pm

I don’t think it can be saved. It will forever be a WIN-1 for that spelling error.

slakinator — January 28, 2008 @ 6:57 pm

Only in the eyes of asshole grammar nazis will it ever be -1, but i take consolation knowing your life must suck if you feel the need to correct others constantly.

Rawr — January 28, 2008 @ 8:54 pm

I can see im not the only one using Stumble Upon as my main source of lulz

Webster Smogpule — January 24, 2008 @ 5:36 am

Oh, those guys at Snopes are such bastards!

http://www.snopes.com/photos/a.....eraudi.asp

unknown — January 24, 2008 @ 6:48 am

Whenever I find pequliar images in the Internets, I ask myself this question: “what would be the most simple explanation to this picture?”

Snow — January 24, 2008 @ 7:28 am

that someone with more money than u or i could put together has made a shiny metal penis for him/her self.

Error401 — January 24, 2008 @ 7:31 am

$87 per barrel of crude (Bloomberg), any questions?

AlecDalek — January 24, 2008 @ 8:39 am

Still cost a lot. So basically, these handfull of dicks have all the money in the middle east, but all the poor losers there blame “The West” and the Jews. Riiiight.

st_judas — January 24, 2008 @ 10:59 am

Ockham’s razor says: This is chrome, not silver. Of course, snopes agrees with friar William of Ockham…

njch412 — January 24, 2008 @ 2:01 pm

My former car was an Audi A6 and I was active on Audiforums alot. Every-fucking day someone would post a new thread of this “Silver Audi”. I hated that so much. If you buff the shit out of your car, you can make your car look like that as well.

deuce — January 24, 2008 @ 5:40 pm

That’d be a pretty sweet finish… surprised it’s not more readily available to have done.

AAK15 — January 24, 2008 @ 8:58 pm

oh fuck you snopes! im never trusting an anonymous websites description of a cool picture again!

…

Naked — January 24, 2008 @ 11:42 pm

Ok here is the real deal on this car. It is not polished metal in any way. How can you polish plastic parts?? (mirrors handles bumpers rockers mouldings etc..) This car has a ton of plastic parts. The car was painted with a Chrome Paint. There is one of a few products out there. Mirra Chrome is one of them which has varying degrees of reflection. Then there is cosmichrome that has almost 100% reflectivity. Which is probably what this was painted with.

reboot — January 24, 2008 @ 11:51 pm

@Naked, read the link Webster Smogpule posted. Most of the car is aluminum. Only the plastic parts were enameled.

el_metal — January 25, 2008 @ 2:23 am

is saw on mtv’s Ride my pimp how they painted some dude’s car to look like this, it had something to do with the temperature as it dried.

Naked — January 25, 2008 @ 9:20 am

@reboot trust me I paint cars for a living. This car is not polished. The only thing on the car that may be aluminum would be the hood. The 1/4 panels are definitely steel. No reason to go to the trouble to to polish half of the car and paint the rest, and end up with the same finish. 1/2 of what snopes posts is wrong anyway. If its posted on the net it must be true??

AlecDalek — January 18, 2008 @ 9:20 am

Oh no! We’ve offended a small segment of people that think think Bush senior and junior were just an extension of the Reagan legacy, and therefore any attempt to point out how stupid Reagan was, is an insult to their chosen candidate, and it’s too late to admit they voted for a monster now. Hubris!!!

Drewlicious — January 18, 2008 @ 11:16 am

Tell me something future boy… Who’s president in 1985?

Ronald Regan

THE ACTOR!?!!? Who’s vice president? Jerry Lewis?!?!

Makes me giggle EVERYTIME

AAK15 — January 18, 2008 @ 6:25 pm

lol that was such a classic moment

MrPsychic — January 20, 2008 @ 12:27 am

Reagan sleepy….

Caio — December 27, 2007 @ 4:02 pm

Contrary to popular belief, Ron Paul only enjoys Sonic Youth’s ouvre after their seminal 1987 release Sister.

Ron Paul for president 2008.

Caio — December 27, 2007 @ 4:03 pm

Ron Paul does like ‘expressway to ur skull’, though. That song just rocks.

Ron Paul for president 2008.

natedog — December 27, 2007 @ 4:12 pm

Ron Paul is not irrelevant.

he wants to down size government, let you keep your money, and bring our soldiers home from the 130 countries they are in.

i love it

jasonp — December 27, 2007 @ 4:22 pm

Yeah, lets give the presidency to another extremist republican… they have been doing great these last 8 years.

reboot — December 27, 2007 @ 4:25 pm

and extremist democrats kind of sucked for the previous eight years, what are you going to do?
I agree with most of what Ron Paul stands for, but there is no way he’ll be in the campaign by the time my state hold primaries, so I’ll never have a chance to vote for him.
Still, I gave him $50, man should have some walking money.

natedog — December 27, 2007 @ 4:28 pm

extremist? c’mon now…

putting value in the constitution?

letting people keep their money?

Fixing our devalued currency?

Less war, and troops here at home protecting us?

Smaller, less intrusive government?

Habeus Corpus and individual rights?

how are any of these things extreme?

RSIxidor — December 27, 2007 @ 4:28 pm

Ron Paul is quite a bit different than Mr. Bush. Bush = pro war
Paul = no soldiers overseas ever unless congress declares war

The problem I have is this (though some misinformation might be present: Now that we’ve got soldiers all over the world, us suddenly removing troops is gonna make us look like a bunch of idiots. I understand that we need to withdraw from Iraq and Afghanistan, and it will happen. But I don’t agree with removing bases we have all over the world. In peaceful countries where we’ve had bases, if they ask us to leave, we do. The Middle East is a weird situation. Sometimes I wish I’d been born on the moon.

natedog — December 27, 2007 @ 4:29 pm

See? Ron Paul can even get an evolutionist/non-evolutionist to agree…

why not put him in the white house?

RSIxidor — December 27, 2007 @ 4:52 pm

@Natedog: Only in Britain during American expansion.

RSIxidor — December 27, 2007 @ 4:53 pm

Colonial expansion, I mean.

Dreth — December 27, 2007 @ 5:02 pm

So we agree on having him as President. Settled.

8870949 — December 27, 2007 @ 5:17 pm

fuck that shit. do not want senile creationist bastard for president. kthxbai

natedog — December 27, 2007 @ 5:27 pm

@8870949:

Ron Paul is an OBGYN doctor who is against abortion. however, he wont force his beleifs on you through the law. he beleives it should be a state issue and that it is not the federal government’s role to tell you what to do with your body.

Ron Paul isnt senile or a bastard, and if he is a creationist, he wont shove it down your throat.

and isnt that what we really want anyway? freedom to be what you want?

Disgustipater — December 27, 2007 @ 5:41 pm

Irreevolant?

RenegadeRick — December 27, 2007 @ 6:14 pm

“Irreevolant?”

I gess spellin’ ain’t ther strung soot, but wood ewe expekt intelligunce frum won whu cain’t see teh truf dat Ron Paul iz teh onlee candidate dat iz diffrunt frum de udders.

Professor Cramulus — December 27, 2007 @ 8:30 pm

I gotta respect the Ron Paul contingent. You guys have a sixth sense for whenever The Candidate is mentioned on the internet, and you pour out with coordination and zeal. Hearing the same seven things over and over again is getting kind of old, but I suppose it’s no different from how the other jerks are campaigning. I don’t usually vote for Freemasons, but in RP’s case I might make an exception.

vygramul — December 27, 2007 @ 11:20 pm

“Given the inefficiencies of what D.C. laughingly calls the `criminal justice system,’ I think we can safely assume that 95 percent of the black males in that city are semi-criminal or entirely criminal,” - Ron Paul

Yeah, how can you NOT LOVE this guy!?!

“If you have ever been robbed by a black teen-aged male, you know how unbelievably fleet-footed they can be.”

WOOHOO! It’s about time we had a Southern Partisan subscriber running for prez! This guy is AWESOME!

AAK15 — December 27, 2007 @ 11:26 pm

http://wwjv4.com/republicans/1.....n-paul-159

diabeetus — December 27, 2007 @ 11:57 pm

>>AAK15

I liek how that article is from an extremist left-wing site. Here’s one for you to balance out this article: http://www.thepeoplescube.com/

Oh, and somebody needs to post this pix onto digg.

Caio — December 28, 2007 @ 1:06 am

I’ve seen a lot of Ron Paul threads, and I’ve gotta say, the last four posters win this thread almost as much as Ron Paul will win in 2008.

aminorex — December 28, 2007 @ 8:21 am

It’s nice to see how much fear the Paul campaign is striking into the astroturfing hearts of the red daiper neocons. It makes me think America might win this election cycle.

vygramul — December 28, 2007 @ 10:00 am

You’re right aminorex. I fear any racist who against traction among the ignorant. I am not opposed to his views on many things, but where he is wrong, he is fatally so. There are many libertarians I would vote for in a heartbeat over Paul.

Kaze — December 28, 2007 @ 11:38 am

We need a common person.
I’m tired of extremists.

Can’t we elect common sense, instead of one seemingly normal guy, that, with the weight of the country bearing down on him, won’t buckle, and will just deal with things one day at a time?

Why do we need the person with the biggest budget?

And on a side note, Ron Paul will win by a landslide I predict.

Not because of his policies, or beliefs, simply because he’s neither black, nor a woman. That’s the American population for yah.

natedog — December 28, 2007 @ 11:42 am

come on, Kaze.

the American population is made up of many blacks and women. and i would say that the biggoted asshole is not the majority here.

just look at the friggin candidates. Hillary and Obama are at the top.

Kaze — December 28, 2007 @ 11:46 am

This is true, but none the less, I don’t think the American population is ready for such a milestone for history.

And I think that in masses, people want whats comfortable, a seemingly normal looking person, who’s got skeletons in the closet that, once uncovered, turns them into a tyrant.

I’ve got the “Aliens vs Predator” effect here. It seems no matter who wins, we all lose.

natedog — December 28, 2007 @ 11:50 am

if ron paul wins, big government loses…

Kaze — December 28, 2007 @ 12:08 pm

When was the last time a president had lived up to the full extent of his word?

I’d wager not since 1992.

This doesn’t mean it’s an impossibility, it just means that the state of affairs left from an imbecile don’t seem to be solved overnight. Bush built himself up a tangled web so that his corrupted views can’t be changed in this country.

How can any future president revoke the patriot act?
How can I be sure that “Big Brother” government won’t open my mail, check my cd’s, and read my letters before delivering them? (which is now in their power, check your post office).

Who can we elect to make me feel like I have my own life to live, and am not another attempted recruitee to die for the country that, honestly, I’m not in love with anymore.