thelotuseater725 — November 19, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

Oh you Fucker gunface.

The-Penetrator — November 19, 2008 @ 4:57 pm

fap fap fap fap

thelotuseater725 — November 19, 2008 @ 4:59 pm

Does anyone else see the hardcore porn add with the chick getting it from behind ?

FlyingMantisShrimp — November 19, 2008 @ 5:04 pm

I knew it. I called it, ahaha

FlyingMantisShrimp — November 19, 2008 @ 5:04 pm

And yes, Lotus.

one — November 19, 2008 @ 5:11 pm

She’s hot.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — November 19, 2008 @ 5:35 pm

This isn’t over.

Puulaahi — November 19, 2008 @ 5:38 pm

Told you she would be underwhelming.

DasMaus — November 19, 2008 @ 5:38 pm

I lol’d

TrikYodz — November 19, 2008 @ 5:40 pm

GODAMN YOU GUNFACE!!! this isnt over…
@thelotuseater725:
lol yeah

MonkeyHitman — November 19, 2008 @ 6:02 pm

http://i206.photobucket.com/al.....titled.jpg

suicydking — November 19, 2008 @ 6:06 pm

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

Dreth — November 19, 2008 @ 6:16 pm

This isn’t brave, it’s murder.

TrikYodz — November 19, 2008 @ 6:19 pm

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck!

Jaypeezy — November 19, 2008 @ 6:31 pm

ugh facepalm

Gary Scenario — November 19, 2008 @ 6:47 pm

Anyone else seeing very NSFW porn ads on here?

Not that I’m complaining, mind you….

MonkeyHitman — November 19, 2008 @ 6:57 pm

@MonkeyHitman: @Gary Scenario: my link …

Gunface01 — November 19, 2008 @ 7:08 pm

lol.

Stolid — November 19, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

WTF are my porn ads???

LukeV1-5 — November 19, 2008 @ 7:13 pm

@MonkeyHitman: “djrhymez”?

Really?

SumoSnipe — November 19, 2008 @ 7:19 pm

Ohhhhh. Next time, Gunface. Next time!

garbledxmission — November 19, 2008 @ 8:04 pm

Gunface I hate you so much right now.

natedog — November 19, 2008 @ 8:11 pm

I CALL BULLSHIT

this is Gunface01’s mom

Billy Manic — November 19, 2008 @ 8:33 pm

THE GAME

goforbroke — November 19, 2008 @ 9:00 pm

@Billy Manic
You just lost it?

nyokki — November 19, 2008 @ 9:19 pm

Best troll ever! He managed to get us to post over 1000 times for absolutely nothing.
I bow my head to you Gunface.

nyokki — November 19, 2008 @ 9:19 pm

Oh, and fuck you Gunface.

Recondomoe — November 19, 2008 @ 10:45 pm

At least Gunface is a troll you can put up with.

Hi Gayo.

FMS, Gxmsn, and I are out on patrol for your ass Gunface. I salute you, but you are fucked.

Sarcastastic — November 20, 2008 @ 1:11 am

@Recondomoe: The three Billy Goats Gruff? This fairy tale just ended with the troll as the victor.

garbledxmission — November 20, 2008 @ 1:42 am

He is not the victor. He still has that ogreiffic hideousness that is his mom to look at on holidays. So in the end, he loses. Plus we are going to hunt him down and ass rape him. With sand in the vaseline. Oh, and we’ll set him on fire afterwards so the ninjas don’t get him. We are not completely heartless.

garbledxmission — November 20, 2008 @ 1:45 am

And I will give you a salute, Gunny. That was a federal lawyer worthy level post you loophole using motherfucker you. God, I still hate you so much. The veins in my head are Scannering right now I am so mad. Where is Micheal Ironside when you need his b list ass?

MonkeyHitman — November 20, 2008 @ 6:40 pm

@LukeV1-5: Umm yea .. was pretty tight with it .. dancehall/reggae/reggaeton a so called caribbean Dj thing going on there

dub_1211 — October 25, 2008 @ 8:13 pm

Opeth fucking rules. WIN.

AlecDalek — October 25, 2008 @ 8:46 pm

Why do douche bag musicians think they’re the first to think of doing the disinterested look in pictures & album covers? I guess they don’t have much creativity.

thelotuseater725 — October 25, 2008 @ 8:55 pm

I own every single album(including the original candlelight records pressing) minus the roundhouse dapes. I also have My Arms Your Hearse on Vinyl.

tiki god — October 25, 2008 @ 9:16 pm

I like them very much

tiki god — October 25, 2008 @ 9:48 pm

@AlecDalek: I think you’re picking up on something that’s in every single musician’s images.

it might have something to do with the fact that they could give a shit about pictures, they’re musicians after all

yawn — October 25, 2008 @ 9:49 pm

@AlecDalek: Yeah, because looking happy, sad, or angry would be *SO* much more original and all-out better.

Granted, I’ve never seen a band picture where the members all look scared. Feel free to try it out and let us see the results.

yawn — October 25, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

Anyways, I’ve got about 8 hours’ worth of Opeth, but I haven’t given it much listening. It’s on my to-listen list…

gudis — October 25, 2008 @ 10:12 pm

I saw them last month in Milwaukee, they were fucking amazing.

AlecDalek — October 25, 2008 @ 10:43 pm

@tiki god: Ok, forget creativity. How about variety?

yawn — October 25, 2008 @ 11:22 pm

@AlecDalek: Tell that to Brahms or Dostoevsky. And man, Chopin and Liszt - what emos!

WistfulD — October 25, 2008 @ 11:35 pm

@AlecDalek,
I get what you are plugging in to. Really. The first thing I thought when I saw this pic was, “and it’s another black & white band pic album cover or poster. Haven’t I seen this before?” That said,

However, After 50 years of album cover art and photo shoots of bands, there really isn’t an “original” way to promote a band. Even going surreal and not directly related is old hat (think Velvet Underground, or Fleetwood Mac’s Then Play On (what does that have to do with the album?). Bands that try to have an orinigal “hook” like Gwar or Slipknot end up looking like possiers etc. Really, genuinely you can’t win (except, y’know, by actually being good).

So give the guys a break.

Gunface01 — October 25, 2008 @ 11:57 pm

@yawn: Hey now, Chopin was a genius, who cares if he’s emo? His Etude’s are musical masterpieces on their own.

yawn — October 26, 2008 @ 12:20 am

@Gunface01: I’d agree with you, but your statement kind of implies that the other guys WEREN’T geniuses. =/

Anyways, I was kind of just using Chopin’s macabre photograph to illustrate to AlecDalek that facial expressions in photos don’t matter all that much.

But, yes. Chopin sho is shupah. Fa sho.

yawn — October 26, 2008 @ 12:22 am

@WistfulD: To be fair, there is *one* look that has is largely uncharted territory in the realm of band photography: Constipation.

vonDread — October 26, 2008 @ 11:23 am

Pretentious, self-indulgent fags, more like.

vonDread — October 26, 2008 @ 11:29 am

Seriously, you want to hear some awesome progressive extreme metal, list to Death. Schuldiner & Co. stomp all over these hippy douchebags.

Gunface01 — October 26, 2008 @ 12:28 pm

@vonDread: I’d listen to Death if they weren’t boring.

Moar cool progressive bands include Blotted Science, Circus Maximus and Spiral Architect. But Opeth is my favorite band because they’re so versatile and explore many areas of music.

vonDread — October 26, 2008 @ 6:50 pm

Opeth is your favorite band and you call Death boring? Really? Whatever, you go enjoy your shitty music and some of that amazing crack you’re smoking, I’ll be over hear listening to the good stuff.

Trash — September 11, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

The giant boot!

natedog — September 11, 2008 @ 1:08 pm

shoop. i can tell because Terrence Gene “Hulk Hogan” Bollea was already wearing the Black and White of the NWO by the time 9/11 occured

Batman93 — September 11, 2008 @ 1:25 pm

Last picture is WIN, and stands on its own. If I had a higher res, it would be my desktop.

diabeetus — September 11, 2008 @ 3:53 pm

It’s funny how people who support Obama treat 9/11 as if it were a joke.

Coincidence?

Puulaahi — September 11, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

@diabeetus
This is not a social gathering. This is a photo website where everyone take the piss(as the English say).

asdf — September 11, 2008 @ 4:22 pm

back under your bridge

Clayton — September 11, 2008 @ 7:02 pm

takin the piss ( I am English ) is what the net is about, you don’t come to a site like this to be serious, well I don’t, It was a tragedy but everyone who see’s this might laugh but still understands what happened that day !!

Thrella — September 11, 2008 @ 7:16 pm

Tasteless and it made me angry.

Then i laughed.

Now i feel like shit. Thanks.

the3g_ipwn — September 11, 2008 @ 7:22 pm

“Whatcha gonna do, when the Hulk runs wild on you, brother?”

Dyna-Mole — September 11, 2008 @ 9:21 pm

2soon

Phyreblade — September 11, 2008 @ 9:40 pm

@Diabeetus
No. You’re a coincidence.

mikoyangurevich15 — September 12, 2008 @ 8:29 am

Hmm.I have to wonder if you see this sort of thing in Spain on the anniversary of the train bombings or in London on the day of their bombings or even in Russia on the anniversary of the Beslen incident?

gor — September 12, 2008 @ 12:31 pm

And here I was told 9-11 was a inside job! Damn you Hulk Hogan!!

I wonder if Hogan can beat the crap out of the Stay-Puff Marshmallowman?

j_bryon — August 20, 2008 @ 9:30 am

Now why couldn’t have I had a teacher with breasts like her’s? DAMN!

WriteDean — August 20, 2008 @ 9:35 am

Those look nom -o- riffic… Nom nom nom

nicklogan2 — August 20, 2008 @ 9:38 am

her face looks like she could be jail bait, but her boobs say touch me.

Kidrythm — August 20, 2008 @ 9:47 am

the lumps on her chest go well with the lumps where her natural eyebrows should be.
butterface.

aarpie — August 20, 2008 @ 9:58 am

I’m sorry… but I have to bring in some 4chan…

SAUCE?!? O_O

Zen — August 20, 2008 @ 10:03 am

I’d like to quote Van Halen for this one:

“I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
Im hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
Im hot for teacher.”

Caio — August 20, 2008 @ 10:06 am

Those freakishly fake surgery boobs are disgusting. Ten to one her body looks disproportionate.

If you measure hotness with a ruler, you are and idiot.

Gunface01 — August 20, 2008 @ 10:17 am

To the naysayers:

GET THE FUCK OUT

garbledxmission — August 20, 2008 @ 10:36 am

Gross boobs are gross.

Plus they will look like rocks in socks in a few years.

And the rainbow necklace implies that she’d want nothing to do with you boys in any event so keep on fappin cause that’s all you’re gonna get.

Naysay naysay naysay naysay naysay etc…..

Dvergamali — August 20, 2008 @ 12:11 pm

The penicl in her mouth suggests she sucks cock

aarpie — August 20, 2008 @ 12:12 pm

My wife has a B/C cup depending on the time of the month. Those are perfectly fuckable boobs. I wouldn’t want boobs that big on the woman I’m in the sack with. Suffocation my result.

But there is nothing more fun than watching giagantic boobs like that jiggle around during a vigorous banging.

therefore, my request stands. SAUCE!

natedog — August 20, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

WHAT SCHOOL IS THAT?

sauce, motherfuckers

DO IT FAGGOT

Dyna-Mole — August 20, 2008 @ 12:37 pm

savages

Tardex — August 20, 2008 @ 1:08 pm

Hahaha, how much you want to bet it turns out to be a 16 year old student instead of a teacher?

DasMaus — August 20, 2008 @ 1:41 pm

Teacher or student, I wouldn’t be learing shit in that classroom, I’d just be getting drool and spunk everywhere.

suicydking — August 20, 2008 @ 4:26 pm

The class curriculum:
http://www.myconfinedspace.com.....-shoot-it/

parasitegod — August 20, 2008 @ 5:26 pm

1, her face is ugly as fuck

2, blatantly taken from some teacher porn, i’ve seen better of it

3, it all looks slightly shopped, look at the slight swelling on the wall to the direct right of her.

flintlocke — August 20, 2008 @ 5:37 pm

Haha — wow, this has been kicking around the internets for a while. This pic was exposed as a “plant”, a fake chick profile on Match.com, as if those massive cream cannons would go on a date with any of you losers.

storminator — August 20, 2008 @ 5:43 pm

big tits are gross

Phyreblade — August 20, 2008 @ 10:07 pm

@aarpie
The risk of suffocation would not only make it all the more exciting, but IMHO, would be a great way to go out…

But that’s just me…

one — August 11, 2008 @ 9:08 pm

LOL

diabeetus — August 11, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

I lol’d.

GorillaMunch — August 11, 2008 @ 9:33 pm

That’ll leave a scar.

Drewlicious — August 11, 2008 @ 10:46 pm

This is dumb. I lol’d. (Literally Orientated Loathing)

Korinthian — August 11, 2008 @ 10:53 pm

This is by the guy that made “white whale”, right? He’s awesome.

GorillaMunch — August 11, 2008 @ 10:58 pm

you mean you Loose Our Lunch

natedog — August 12, 2008 @ 5:04 am

i olo’d

one — August 6, 2008 @ 5:02 pm

chinese shorts are short

diabeetus — August 6, 2008 @ 5:02 pm

I would really like to know how he does these.

reboot — August 6, 2008 @ 5:19 pm

“I would really like to know how he does these.”
Ancient Chinese Kung-Fu techniques.

Pants — August 6, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

silly gwailo

Marrock — August 6, 2008 @ 6:45 pm

He’s the human lawn dart…

Redrum Kool-Aid — August 6, 2008 @ 8:59 pm

Da human boner.

Dyna-Mole — August 6, 2008 @ 9:51 pm

she gonna slam him good

EVIL ILLUMINATI — August 7, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

While on a bicycle I got hit at 55 mph by a Toyota Celica or Honda Corrola. I went through the windsheild then got bounced out up and behind the car.

Thrella — August 8, 2008 @ 1:10 pm

My 2nd cousin got Fd up and paralized that way, how’d you fare?

Annarchy — July 24, 2008 @ 3:10 pm

Aw, he is cute! My bf has a yorkie and he’s adorable. Except when he’s nipping at my ankles, fingers, toes, etc. That dog hates me… =(

natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

i wonder if he’d be good in a sammich

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 24, 2008 @ 3:41 pm

That’s an awesome doggie.

Jaypeezy — July 24, 2008 @ 3:47 pm

Little dogs are awesome. Especially that doggie.

Gunface01 — July 24, 2008 @ 4:18 pm

MAXsnifffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

macio — July 24, 2008 @ 4:38 pm

Possible 30 yd field goal with this one (fur will give some wind resistance.
Then onto the grill with Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce!

Tardex — July 24, 2008 @ 4:45 pm

I hate your dog. Well, more or less, I hate yorkies, so your dog may be cool, but the fact that its a yorkie sucks.

GorillaMunch — July 24, 2008 @ 6:05 pm

I had a slight amount of nausea looking at this photo. Some how , I wouldn’t to wake up after a nights drinking with this dog looking at me. I think I would be ill. JK I would actually molest this dog

beep beep — July 24, 2008 @ 6:26 pm

My aunt has a yorkie named Max as well.

….are you my aunt?

Max — July 25, 2008 @ 11:55 pm

Wait….. WHAT.

diabeetus — July 1, 2008 @ 3:31 am

I love these so much, can’t wait for my heart attack.

jose_lucca — July 1, 2008 @ 8:33 am

I’m from Illadelph and I must say…NO. That aint no philly cheesesteak. No sir.

AlecDalek — July 1, 2008 @ 9:13 am

Yeah, I’m from Canada and even I tell that’s not a Cheese Steak. Looks more like a Chili Dog.

AlecDalek — July 1, 2008 @ 9:14 am

Yeah, I’m from Canada and even I tell that’s not a Cheese Steak. Looks more like a Chili Dog. Plus, Cheese Steak tastes so good, you can actually see the flavour, but I just don’t see it.

Sticky — July 1, 2008 @ 11:28 am

Looks like Chili Cheese dogs, potentially with sauerkraut, assuming the white shredded stuff is not mozzarella.

…I used to make these at my old job, if you’re wondering about my chili-dog expertise.

MeggieMugs — July 1, 2008 @ 5:53 pm

I have never seen anyone use shredded cheese on a cheesesteak. PS, wtf is up with every fake “Philly cheesesteak” style things that fast food and frozen food companies are putting out that have mushrooms and peppers on them? DO NOT WANT.

dvrdwn — July 2, 2008 @ 8:43 am

That’s the furthest thing from a friggin cheesesteak

Phyreblade — July 2, 2008 @ 10:35 pm

I Cheezstake or no, it still looks like a good way to die…

Namelis1 — June 21, 2008 @ 11:35 am

Pure win. I love this gun.
Wonder if it’s to scale.

Gunface01 — June 21, 2008 @ 11:49 am

Is

LukeV1-5 — June 21, 2008 @ 4:58 pm

In COD4, this is a whore gun. It takes neither skill nor effort to score.

Ollie — June 21, 2008 @ 9:30 pm

Oh I see you’re one of those “any gun that kills me is a noob gun and I am still way better than you at the game really” kind of people. I hate you people.

MonkeyHitman — June 22, 2008 @ 10:45 pm

@ LukeV1-5 : you are right….

@ Ollie : nah man he never said he was pro or anything .. like uber god but you are right about those people … cannot accept a loss but the P90 has a big advantage over other guns .. especially with perks. and ive proven it .. cause personally im a sniper guy i love sniping but when people call me noobs i just laugh and pick my P90 and get 2.5 Ratio over them and then they still tend to complain so i take my favorite gun which is Mp5 ^^ . every gun has its pros’ and cons for differant situations .. but the p90 has way more pro’s than cons.. that why its the last gun to unlock in that series ^^