dekay46 — August 12, 2008 @ 1:16 pm

Gorgeous picture. I love Suzuki. Might have something to do with the Wes Cooley Replica GS1000S my dad’s had my whole life.

one — August 12, 2008 @ 2:33 pm

GIXXER FTW!

outofocus — August 12, 2008 @ 5:22 pm

The last few years of GSXRs have been great.

I had a 99′ SRAD GSXR which I hated. I put about 5k miles on it and sold it. I don’t know that it was the bike itself as that my prior bike had been a vtwin so going to a 600cc engine with minimal torque along with some compression issues was just a difficult adjustment.

sansbutt — June 1, 2008 @ 11:41 am

im guessing this guy has a dog

pedantic — June 1, 2008 @ 11:56 am

You have condoms. Go you.

wadoner — June 1, 2008 @ 1:25 pm

Now if you ever get laid your totally set.

JamesTuskGeorge — June 1, 2008 @ 1:26 pm

Condoms, good to use, bad to collect.

TrikYodz — June 1, 2008 @ 1:27 pm

wishful thinking
hahaahahah

w0x — June 1, 2008 @ 2:55 pm

@JamesTuskGeorge

Well played.

Lord Cocksworth — June 1, 2008 @ 3:26 pm

That’s . . . kinda fucked up, man. Why do you even need an extra set of shoe laces?

redxny — June 1, 2008 @ 5:04 pm

I am guessing that the shoelaces are to autoerotically asphyxiate yourself and the condoms are so you don’t make a mess on your carpet?

michaelv13 — June 1, 2008 @ 7:27 pm

you have it all wrong he uses the mp3 player to distract his victims as he strangles them with the shoelaces then he drives the victim to his secret loca….moms basement and uses the condoms to erm well go to town then he dumps the body over at my house so i can *cough* then he uses the phone to call a person from the classifieds who is seeking a male companion and the process starts over

tiki god — June 1, 2008 @ 9:37 pm

I know that shoelaces, condoms and a sock / face cloth are all part of a home made fleshlight

howsyoursister — June 2, 2008 @ 7:45 am

@Tiki It could be even simpler than that…..maybe the shoelaces are required to keep the condoms from falling off.

colonel-yum-yum — June 3, 2008 @ 3:59 am

^^^Zing!

DasMaus — May 27, 2008 @ 4:05 pm

It’s an osprey. Sweet

Camiam321 — May 27, 2008 @ 4:10 pm

I agree: Osprey FTW. I saw one swoop down catch a fish ten feet in front of me. Wish I had a camera then. Hell, I wish my current camera was good enough…

yawn — May 27, 2008 @ 4:12 pm

Being eaten alive has got to be a terrible feeling. =[

MacheteJak — May 27, 2008 @ 4:20 pm

“If the board the ship, they will kill us, rape us, and eat us, and if we are very, VERY lucky, they will do them in that order.”

That COULD be the line, I’m not really sure right now.

Hazard — May 27, 2008 @ 4:34 pm

Fresh sashimi, awesome.

elzarcothepale — May 27, 2008 @ 4:43 pm

fish deserve anything they get.
they are soulless, anarchist bastards and i hope his children were watching from the lake below, via some sort of secret marine telescoping technology.
Don’t give me that look- those finned fiends are plotting your demise right now- if you look one in the eye, the eye you CAN’T see is narrowed in bitter hatred of all you hold dear.

juiceyfruit — May 27, 2008 @ 6:37 pm

“If they take the ship, they’ll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing and if we’re very very lucky, they’ll do it in that order.”

TrikYodz — May 27, 2008 @ 7:18 pm

Agreed
OSPREY
FUCK YEAH!!!!

Namelis1 — May 27, 2008 @ 7:31 pm

@TikiGod - I smell a new theme day brewing. well, if you ever read this at least.

Frznagn — May 27, 2008 @ 9:03 pm

You need to chop down the tree so you can get a better view of the lake.

/sarc

Nice pics. Would be nicer with a zooooooom lenz.

silverflux — May 27, 2008 @ 10:39 pm

“..he flew twards me and I screamed and slammed the door shut.”

this made me lol.

tiki god — May 28, 2008 @ 9:45 am

@namelis1

I see all.

no.

vutterfly — May 1, 2008 @ 8:12 pm

applesauce is a freaking awesome word btw

pyro786 — May 1, 2008 @ 11:54 pm

IT’S MCLOVIN!

keytakenwithtongs — May 2, 2008 @ 12:31 am

applesauce is awesome in general, but i’m not understanding your sequence here, mclovin’.
sexy stance, new hoodie, old man?

Phyreblade — May 2, 2008 @ 12:59 am

LOL dude, whats with the creepy old guy…?

AppleSauce — May 2, 2008 @ 8:31 am

No idea, we were at Disney’s Magic Kingdom with my girlfriend and just taking random pics.
That creep just happened to be there.
I think it made the shot.

Seth_Dracovitch — April 21, 2008 @ 10:06 pm

Jesus tap dancing Christ on a stick. Did they find a way to basically flavor Vitamin C? Cuz that Green Apple just seems like drinknig half the bottle would kill you.

njch412 — April 21, 2008 @ 10:16 pm

When I workout I take NO Shotgun as a pre-workout drink. It has redline in it. Redline is awesome for working out and cutting body fat. the caffeine lets you hit the weight hard and lets you burn fat. And no dont drink the whole bottle. I’m a 6′3 280 lb college football player and drinking the whole bottle gives me the shakes and makes me sweat profusely.

Seth_Dracovitch — April 21, 2008 @ 10:39 pm

I’m gonna go down to the gas station and buy this if they have it and see how much i can drink before I think i’ve lost my head… I’ll be commenting back whenever I get back, if ever.

Bakudai — April 21, 2008 @ 10:54 pm

@njch412 I’m a 6′ 220 lb video game player. I can drink these all day.

vd00d — April 21, 2008 @ 11:07 pm

Dude is most of that stuff even safe for human consumption? Looks like some rather heavy biochemistry went into making that concoction, wouldn’t be surprised if it gives you cancer or impotence cancer in the future.

Anonymous — April 22, 2008 @ 12:44 am

It doesn’t have as much caffeine as rockstar. I used to drink two of those every morning before school, that equals about 320 mgs of caffeine.

unknown — April 22, 2008 @ 12:45 am

@ Seth_Dracovitch : Note that they don’t say how much vitamin C there is. Only that it is 200% of daily value. The cross means that they won’t (and don’t have to) tell the amount because it is a “proprietary blend.” The two asterisks mean that nobody knows how much of it is safe for you to consume.

If this is legal in your country, then the food industry lobbyists clearly have beaten democracy. I guess that was the point in the comment that was attached to the picture.

nicklogan2 — April 22, 2008 @ 6:17 am

I had two of these and a 20oz mountain dew and it didn’t do anything for me. 5′6″ 175.

natedog — April 22, 2008 @ 9:29 am

BEEFCAKE!!!

http://www.erikandanna.com/Hum.....efcake.htm

TGGeko — April 15, 2008 @ 5:52 am

concordedly!

Phyreblade — April 15, 2008 @ 5:43 pm

Jack Pwns.

Hepathos — April 15, 2008 @ 10:36 pm

AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

deuce — April 16, 2008 @ 11:24 am

I can’t wait to see what Tartakovsky does with the Dark Crystal sequel…

Phyreblade — April 16, 2008 @ 10:20 pm

Indeed, Tartakovsky rocks… Not as much as Jack obviously, but…

Namelis1 — September 17, 2007 @ 12:57 pm

Those bee some fine see wenches lad.

eric — September 17, 2007 @ 1:26 pm

There’s a ninja right there in the picture, ready to liberate the wenches from the pirate after kicking his flabby bottom…

Hepathos — September 17, 2007 @ 1:37 pm

Ninja chicks are way hotter than pirate whenches.

natakamus — September 17, 2007 @ 1:37 pm

That’s how cool Ninja chicks are… nobody has ever seen one.

tiki god — September 17, 2007 @ 2:00 pm

Female Ninjas?

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — September 17, 2007 @ 2:33 pm

Do you remember
maybe like 5 years ago
this stuff was funny

/haiku about pirates and ninjas.

my fatass cousin
makes reference to this shit
and she’s a downer

/verse 2 haiku

if you laughed at this
your funny can still be saved
net trends are the gay

fin

Howie Feltersnatch — September 17, 2007 @ 2:42 pm

Damn. I do believe that pirate gentleman has gone and acquired the whole sum of that. Lucky bastard.

jamestown — September 17, 2007 @ 3:15 pm

Its nearly that time again. Its once again Intnational Talk Like a Priate Day on Wednesday, September 19th! http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ Yayyyyyyy!

Hepathos — September 17, 2007 @ 3:26 pm

I still wan’t my international Kill Like a Ninja Day

Mayy — September 17, 2007 @ 4:21 pm

Can’t we all just get along?

Caio — September 17, 2007 @ 7:59 pm

If Ninja Scroll is to be believed, female Ninjas intentionally make themselves poisonous to have sex with… just doesn’t seem worth it.

eric — September 17, 2007 @ 9:53 pm

Hmmm… have Ninja sex with phantasmagorically hot and sexy Ninja girl, and then die from her poison? Shuffle off this mortal coil without having to talk endlessly about her “feelings” after coitus, but rather expire in the throes of volcanic, acrobatic, Ninja-girl banging?

Sign me up!

CaptainBobo — September 17, 2007 @ 11:41 pm

When was the last time you saw a ninja with herpes?

Hepathos — September 18, 2007 @ 2:50 am

The poison sex would totally worth it.

casemods — September 21, 2007 @ 5:31 am

Ninja’s can be in and out of your bitch before she knows what hit her.

Apollo — March 10, 2008 @ 12:54 am

When was the last time you “saw” a ninja?

titanzero — September 15, 2007 @ 12:32 pm

I’ve finaly found my perfect pimp mobile!

RSIxidor — September 15, 2007 @ 12:57 pm

Needs more, “I is Spambus. Cold or hot I hits teh spot. LOL!”

MadMutant — September 15, 2007 @ 1:48 pm

Smiling Buses will run you over just as quick as the frowning ones.

The ATZ — September 15, 2007 @ 1:52 pm

Spam spam spam spam

Hepathos — September 15, 2007 @ 4:10 pm

Spammy spam, wonderful spam

Silver — September 15, 2007 @ 10:15 pm

It’s… crying?

DemolitionsGeek — September 15, 2007 @ 10:22 pm

Crying joyiously, Silver. It’s fuckign SPAM! Glorious Jewel of the Hawaiian Island Cuisine. I fucking love spam.

Q-delta — September 1, 2007 @ 3:52 am

For fucks sake, enough cat pictures, they’re not funny.

oh2ohz — September 1, 2007 @ 4:05 am

I guess you missed the announcement that the last day of the month was a theme day, today beings cats. You might want to get over it. You’ll feel better, i swear.

Hazard — September 1, 2007 @ 4:07 am

Who can feel bad when there’s an army of fuzzballs ready and waiting?? Win, I say.

Cactus — September 1, 2007 @ 5:19 am

Stop reposting icanhascheezburger.com. Snore.

AlecDalek — September 1, 2007 @ 9:02 am

For some people you just have to be in the right mood. Yesterday I thought this was annoying (although I knew it was coming). Today I’m chuckling at some of them. I guess I got enough sleep. Although Hepathos kept putting things on my head.

yermom — September 1, 2007 @ 8:43 pm

cutest picture i’ve ever seen. makes me want a new kitten.

Adrominik — September 1, 2007 @ 8:46 pm

Makes me want to do the kitten on the right from behind. You know, once you go black you never go back.