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    Ch3x0

    We do what we must because we can…

    Ben1605

    I bet her cake is delicious and moist.

    Graceless

    It’s official. This picture makes me deliriously happy.

    Troik

    Ok, and now you explain the thing with the holes again?

    fortyseven

    I’ll throw aside my usual pessimism and, compliment on her eyes

    Ben1605

    They are the portals to her soul.

    C wut I did thar?

    fortyseven

    zing

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    nice cat.

    Jicty

    damn, I knew I shouldn’t have taken that job at black mesa…

    Elepski

    Why must they be so young!?!

    WistfulD

    agreed.

    Doc Shadow

    Apropos, why must you be so old?

    WistfulD

    I don’t know! If at 18 you had told me that someday pictures of a (roughly) eighteen year old would look totally too young to lust after, I would have said you were crazy. Yet I look at this woman, recognize her as being sexy enough that I wish my nephew was seeing her for his sake, yet consider her entirely too young to want to personally see naked. How did this happen?

    nyoki

    I don’t know, but she’s the spitting image of my niece…and that disturbs me.

    HoChunk

    Betcha THOSE goggles do something.

    gx5000

    Portal Jailbate…..
    Stand down boy-o

    hvymetal86

    She should seriously be the character model for portal 2. Minus all the bracelets though.

    blowbags

    Soft………. *weirdo stare*

    bstaples

    which looks more like shit? her or her hair?

    bstaples

    ^her room not her hair

    dammit 🙁

    Dreth

    She looks beautiful, albeit a bit flat. Still beautiful.

    Tyger42

    That’s not flat. I’ve seen flat. If seen “can be mistaken for a boy topless” flat. They’re not balloon boobs, but she’s not flat. They’re actually rather nicely sized, IMO.

    Dreth

    Well, they’re too small for my taste. It might as well be a boy topless when they’re that small.

    But it’s funny that regardless me calling her beautiful, twice, does not counter the butthurt caused to two users by calling her “a bit flat”.

    Tyger42

    Because you have a stupid standard on “flat”? It’s like people who call any picture of a girl that’s not all skin and bones “fat”.

    The big advantage to boobs that size: They won’t turn into wrinkly tube socks when she’s old.

    Belbo

    a predisposition to large breasts is a survival instinct. When the floods come, only a few will float.

    Dreth

    Alright, is there not a middle ground for you in which boobs are not flat or big?

    I know the law of gravity lets the big ones fall like cannon balls, but that doesn’t mean that all girls with big boobs will have saggy ones, and even if they do, kinda-big saggy ones are better than fried-egg saggy ones in the long run.

    So please, try to not to pass off every “non-busty” girl as a perfect future match, because they’ll sag just as badly, if not worse.

    Tyger42

    No, when you hit a certain age, they all get saggy. Not “kinda bit saggy”. And, yes, gravity will absolutely make the big ones worse.

    The exception? Fake boobs. But, they do sag enough that they look bad if not constantly maintained after a certain age.

    jediadept

    What if she’s intelligent, witty, and likes the same stuff that you like; including you!
    Where does that factor in?

    Tyger42

    Well, she digs Portal, which is both a similar interest to mine ( gaming ) and implies intelligence ( Can’t be an idiot to play that game successfully ). She also digs steampunk, which is another common interest ( the goggles ). She likes tigers, that’s 3. The smirk is a bit sassy, so possibly witty.

    …and she’s 13, which overrules all of that and makes me a dirty old man for going eve that far.

    blackjoker4077

    She needs to clean her damn room.

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