A blond man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet…

Q: A blond man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet…

A:

A blond man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.

“Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks.

“Hanging myself,” the blond replies.

“The rope should be around your neck”, says the guard.

“I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe.”

from Tiki Humor www.tikihumor.com/32011/a-blond-man-is-in-jail-the-guard-looks-in-his-cell-and-sees-him-hanging-by-his-feet/


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