A bear goes into a bar

A bear goes into a bar, sits down and immediately mauls to death and devours the woman on the stool next to him. he then calmly orders a beer

bartender: “sorry, we don’t serve drug users in here” bear: “but I don’t do drugs” bartender: “what about that barbitchyouate”

 


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    Awww, but you truncated the hell out of this joke! lol. You’ve gotta have the “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings” part. I was once fortunate enough to get to tell it to a customer in Billings Montana, as the only thing I know about Billings, Montana. I’ll find it for you… A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.” The bear, becoming angry, demands… Read more »



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