I need you to masturbate

Employee : Sir, you called me?

Boss : Yeah, I need you to go to the rest room and masturbate.

Employee : (After a few minutes) Done, sir. Anything else that you’d like me to do?

Boss : Do it again.

Employee : (after a few minutes) Done again, sir. Anything else?

Boss : Do it once more.

Employee : I’m really sorry sir, but I don’t have any stamina left now. I can’t do it anymore.

Boss : Very good, here are my car keys, drop my daughter home.

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