$400 a fuck

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, “What are you doing?”

She answers, “I’m moving to Nevada. I heard that prostitutes there get paid $400.00 for what I’m doing for YOU for FREE!”

Man packingLater that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he’s going.

He replies, “I’m coming too. I want to see how you live on $800.00 a year.”

 

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