Christmas Zooey

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Adorable, but so much better as a brunette.

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    1. I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
      I fucked her.
      It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a Hollywood bar (which is one of the few non-nerdy things I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, Elf, Hitchhikers Guide”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Canada.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then when my friend took his girlfriend home, and well…
      Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
      I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.

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    2. Well, I hope this is a true story, that it was an enjoyable experience for both of you, and that they’re not THOSE kind of photographs. 😉 PS – You realize of course that you are one of the luckiest men alive! I don’t want details. Let’s leave Zooey with a sembledge of dignity and privacy.

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