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    Gropegrope

    THE PET GOAT

    A girl got a pet goat. She liked to go running with her pet goat. She played with her pet goat in her house. She played with her pet goat in her yard.

    But the goat did some things that made the girl’s dad mad. The goat ate things. He ate cans and he ate canes. He ate pans and he ate panes. He even ate capes and caps.

    One day her dad said, “That goat must go. He eats too many things.”

    The girl said, “Dad, if you let the goat stay with us, I will see that he stops eating all those things.”

    He dads said, “We will try it.”

    So the goat stayed and the girl made him stop eating cans and canes and caps and capes.

    Gropegrope

    Aw….
    Offended by a kids’ story….?

    Gropegrope

    🙂

    Gropegrope

    Busy, busy….

    Saborlas

    Let’s take note of the President with the record for most vacation days: your boy Bush.

    skndrbg

    Bush isn’t president. Obama is. The thing with deflection is that it IS avoidance. Like going to the links when shit is going down.

    storminator

    You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you?

    1eyedking

    What do you expect from a sockpuppet who spent his whole weekend clicking on thumb icons?

    skndrbg

    Hey 1eyed … I am having a personal good time here wondering if you will up or down click my last comment.

    Gropegrope

    I downvoted it scndrbg.
    You know, ‘cuz the whole Bush thing is just to put Obama’s shortcomings into some kind of perspective.
    I mean, how do give someone a performance review without a benchmark…?
    Hope that clears up any confusion.

    TheStone

    How DARE you downvote something! You’re always bitching about getting even one downvote, yet here you are admitting to downvoting someone like the hypocrite you are.

    1eyedking

    ^^Lookee here…yet another sockpuppet! 😀

    Gropegrope

    Wow.
    Another call-out from Stonely…?
    I must really twist his knickers…or something.
    🙂

    TheStone

    ^^^ more misogyny.

    skndrbg

    You’re absolutely right. I cringe at my inadequacy in the face of your clever prose, amazing insight and superb debating skills.

    storminator

    That’s what I figured. Were you raised near high power lines or possibly a nuclear reactor?

    skndrbg

    Hey grope .. I’m concerned that you might not have considered the time stamps and down voted the “wrong” one?

    fatherdougal

    You mean like deflection from his actual policies and decisions by snickering that the president sometimes plays golf just like very other fucking president ever? Yeah, about that…

    Wildman7316

    May I note that there is a difference between “On Vacation” and “Not in Washington D.C.” which seems to confuse you and many like you. As an example, when meeting and having discussions with Heads of State when NOT in Washington D.C., one is not “On Vacation”:
    November 14-15, 2001 Russian President Vladimir Putin

    Apr 5-7, 2002 British Prime Minister Tony Blair
    Apr 25, 2002 Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah
    Aug 27, 2002 Saudi Ambassador Prince Bandar Bin Sultan
    Oct 25, 2002 Chinese President Jiang Zimen
    Feb 21-22, 2003 Spanish President Jose Maria Aznar
    May 2-3, 2003 Australian Prime Minister John Howard
    May 22-23, 2003 Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi
    Jul 20-21, 2003 Italian Prime Minister Silvo Berlusconi
    Mar 5-6, 2004 Mexican President Vicente Fox
    Apr 12, 2004 Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak
    Nov 24, 2004 King Juan Carlos And Queen Sofia Of Spain
    Mar 23, 2005 Mexican President Vicente Fox, Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin
    Apr 11, 2005 Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon
    Apr 25, 2005 Saudi Crown Prince (now King) Abdullah
    Aug 4, 2005 Colombian President Alvaro Uribe

    That’s just Heads of State, the list for meetings with Administration Officials and Members of the Legislature is MUCH longer. You got something similar for your Guy Obama?

    Oh, and attending Fund Raisers is NOT “Working for the Country”.

    WistfulD

    something similar? A random list of dates when GWB met with heads of state? I’m sure he could if he gave it some time, but what exactly do you think it proves?

    storminator

    Bush was on vacation for 490 days during his two terms. You show 21 days up there- if that’s even part of the count. You have failed to prove anything. Compared to Obama’s 138 days of vacation- it looks like you have a LOT of posting to do. (with links proving it’s true).

    WistfulD

    Different president, same argument. Just about every president in the 20th and 21st centuries has golfed. You could swap out with Bush Jr., or Bush Sr. or Clinton, or Einsenhower.

    Tiki, you used to be better than joining in on this clown parade. You’d get 10x the hits as a cheap partisan hack blog, but is that really what you want to do with yourself and your site?

    Animus

    So you’d prefer he deal with crisis by torturing people? Or should he act like Bush and disappear for 3 days before doing the absolute minimum?

    Nurgen

    No matter how bad things get, if the ANY head of ANY country can’t spend some recreational time now and then, they’re going to be less effective at their job.

    Nurgen

    *-the

    Gropegrope

    For those of you that missed it, a little bedtime story:

    THE PET GOAT

    A girl got a pet goat. She liked to go running with her pet goat. She played with her pet goat in her house. She played with her pet goat in her yard.

    But the goat did some things that made the girl’s dad mad. The goat ate things. He ate cans and he ate canes. He ate pans and he ate panes. He even ate capes and caps.

    One day her dad said, “That goat must go. He eats too many things.”

    The girl said, “Dad, if you let the goat stay with us, I will see that he stops eating all those things.”

    He dads said, “We will try it.”

    So the goat stayed and the girl made him stop eating cans and canes and caps and capes.

    I hope nobody finds this offensive.
    Its just a grade-school reader.
    What could possibly be offensive about teaching our youth to read?
    🙂

    TheStone

    You’ve already confessed to downvoting someone, so I’m going to give you a downvote just to show you how it feels.

    Gropegrope

    A whole comment thread on presidential goofing off, and all you can think of is me, Stonely?
    So what is it about me that gets your big girl panties in such a twist?

    TheStone

    Of all the replies you got, you zeroed in on mine and downvoted it, and then made misogynistic insults that imply women are inferior to men.

    Gropegrope

    🙂
    The obsession continues.
    Regardless of who’s underwear you’re in….

    TheStone

    ^^^ Misogynist

    Gropegrope

    I give up.
    Obsess away….
    🙂

    skndrbg

    Chairman Barack can golf as often as he wants. Sure it might look bad to a country on food stamps and overwhelmed by illegals but hey. The problem is that when bad things are in progress or just completed – where is he? Governing or golfing? Perhaps if he wore a toga and played a lyre it might flip a switch?

    Gropegrope

    skndrbg

    Examples include but are not limited to: Following the Foley murder by moslems, he expressed his “grief” to the cameras and the Foley parents – when done? off to the course. He dithered for a month over rescuing Foley because he was worried it would go wrong. How did he deal with the stress? 7 golf days. They moved Foley from his reported location. Then they killed him.
    Flies to California to lecture them on sharing resources due to the drought… then spends the rest of the trip golfing at the states top water hog courses. (Many of you won’t get that because you can’t do “self-awareness”.) Takes a hurried mini-brief regarding the ebola liberian in TX then? …yup …off to the course. To quote libtard Prince Piers Morgan: ““It’s time he got off the damn golf course, got up to speed with his intelligence briefings and focused on wiping out ISIS.” Obama has spent more hours devoted to golf than he has in Presidential Daily briefs. But that’s normal right?

    skndrbg

    Crap … I forgot about highest ranking American killed in combat since Vietnam – a 2 star General. Obiwon was actually golfing during the funeral. No Pres, No Biden to lighten up the occasion, not even the fucking SecDef! But by all means … tell a Bush story.

    storminator

    Was your umbilical cord wrapped around your neck when you were born? Or, did it maybe have a knot tied in it? That could explain some things.

    drew

    Has anyone told the Pet Goat story yet?

    TheStone

    Shut up Gropegrope.

    Gropegrope

    Another call-out. 🙂
    Flattered Stonely….but seriously, you really should stick to the conversation at hand and stop trying to get my attention.
    I’m not interested.

    TheStone

    Yep, I figured “drew” was another one of your sock puppets.

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