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    Greenman037

    Needs a mic drop at the end.

    anonymouscommenter

    Let’s see. Black Widow has been in like 5 movies doing a great job redefining the concept of “Mary Sue,” easily defeating a whole bunch of nameless thugs without ever getting so much as a single hair out of place. Oh, yeah, she got “shot” in Cap 2, but it was probably a “plot-device” bullet, because ten seconds latter she was back doing her “girl-fu” on the villains again.

    Female Thor? Are you aware that Thor is the guy’s name, right? Not his nickname, not his callsign, but the dude’s actual Odin-given name. Are you saying that Thor himself suddenly grew ovaries? Is she merely Thor with breasts like X-23 is just Wolverine with breasts? Or is she a woman who will wield Mjölnir, completely unrelated to Thor himself, but for some reason they can’t just give her her own name?

    Black Captain America. Sure that’ll last. Then again black Nick Fury did last, but that’s only because they took the cartoonishly shallow shell of a character that was Nick Fury and replaced him with Sam L. Jackson’s badassery.

    Latina Ghost Rider? Muslim Ms Marvel? Well, the Disney Princess lineup did need some variety, didn’t it? And don’t forget that there is exactly one Marvel superheroine to ever make it past issue #50 in the comics (original Ms Marvel’s ended at 50), and that’s Spider-girl, who was literally Spider-man with boobs. She was Peter’s daughter, with the exact same personality, and wore his Spider-man outfit. And I don’t mean she wore an identical outfit, I mean she wore the exact same actual outfit her father wore, which fit her perfectly for some unexplained reason.

    Marvel writers do seem to spend an awful lot of time making their male characters grow boobs, don’t they?

    And, by the way, She-Hulk’s fan base is 99% white male. And the fact that they spend so much time trying to turn her into Ally McBeal on steroids is a perfect example of how little they care about the character.

    Don’t get me wrong, DC movies are being utter crap lately mainly thanks to the fact that everyone was duped into believing that The Dark Knight was a good movie, mostly thanks to Heath Ledger’s decent performance and because people felt sorry that he died before they could apologize for all the hatred they dumped on him for being chosen to play the Joker.

    But don’t be mistaken, Guardians of the Galaxy was the most Michael Bay-ish movie of the decade. A juvenile retarded mess of nonsense and explosions, with two characters with the exact same backstory (“bad guy killed my parents in front of me and I want revenge”), and an ending that is basically “let’s hold hands together and the power of our friendship will save the universe,” which effectively qualifies as the stupidest idea since that time Superman reversed time by reversing Earth’s rotation.

    Graceless

    I’m guessing both DC AND Marvel rejected your screenplay. Either that or you just didn’t get hugged enough as a child.

    Chet Manley

    Time for you to run away again, graceless.

    Greenman037

    This really reads as if you don’t like comic books and comic book movies.
    Black Widow was in 3 movies. But that is nitpicking.
    To answer your question about Thor. Yes, Thor grew ovaries. This is the same Thor who has always been Thor but now he is a woman. Don’t forget they made Thor a frog for time and Loki was once a female horse.
    You seem to have a problem with superheroes of ethnicity. I like the idea of Captain America passing off the shield to a hero of color. A Latina Ghost Rider makes a lot of sense as the Latin community has a heavy relationship with death and the devil. And why not a Muslin MS Marvel? A powerful woman breaking stereo types like bomber pilot Maj. Mariam Al Mansouri who led the bombing on Syria Monday night for the UAE.

    P41N90D

    He didnt grow ovaries, he did something wich makes him no longer worthy to wield the hammer. Male Thor is still around with all his powers and stuff

    tiki god

    You’re right about the current one, yes:
    marvel.com/news/comics/22875/marvel_proudly_presents_thor

    “No longer is the classic Thunder God able to hold the mighty hammer, Mjölnir, and a brand new female hero will emerge worthy of the name THOR. “

    tiki god

    Black Fury was spec’d on Sam Jackson in the comics, looked like him and everything when they first brought him in

    Aquaman43

    i like the part where he says “dont get me wrong”.

    Gropegrope

    Yup.
    Marvel always did have balls.
    DC…not so much.

    Bloodyneptune

    Marvel put out 3 Iron Mans, 2 Thors, 2 Captain Americas, 2 Hulks, 5 Spidermans and Avengers (2nd filming) before they decided to agree to a Black Widow movie.

    DC has put out 3 Batmans, Green Lantern, and Superman. So if we use Marvels schedual, DC has 8 more movies before they have to vaguely consider a female-lead movie.

    Green Lantern, Cyborg and Vixen are black, Ras and Captain Marvel are Egyptian.

    Bat Woman, Montoya, Apollo, Alan Scott, and about 50 others are openly gay (the gay wedding had nothing to do with the gay part, the entire comic shes openly gay, they just didn’t want her married.)

    And the entire Justice League was run by a woman, Black Canary.

    If you go with the latest say, 2 years of news you could make anyone look bad.

    Reppy

    Elektra?

    tiki god

    there’s been no green light on a Black Widow movie afaik.

    Aquaman43

    i think there were 6 supermans.

    Aquaman43

    and 7 batmans i think

    paulo

    The Batwoman thing is bullshit, DC don’t want ANY of their characters to get married, it has nothing to do with her being gay. (I was pretty pissed about the Batwoman walk off though It was one of my favourite comics) It also doesn’t mention Simon Baz the muslim Green Lantern.

    Also you aren’t basing any of this on the comics/films actually being good. Just because they’ve got some token minority characters doesn’t automatically make them good reads, rather than shouting “LOOK GUYS THORS A WOMAN NOW!” they should be advertising it on how entertaining it will be instead of what gender/race/sexual orientation the hero is

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