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    1. I’d buy a 500+HP automobile then drive it to my first love’s home and offer to show her the whole world.

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    2. Pay off my student loans with pennies.

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    3. Hire a lawyer and an accountant.

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    4. Buy a private island, and run adventure vacations where ridiculously wealthy people could hunt the world’s most annoying prey: image blog trolls (sorry, Tiki, for decimating your traffic).

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    5. I’m almost blind, so I would get my eyes fixed so I could see again. Then I would take a trip, just get in the car and drive.

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    6. gather all my friends and throw $100000.00 in $5.00 bills(scrunched up into individual $5.00 balls) out in the crowd, and disappear while the commotion kept them all occupied.

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    7. If it was a huge lottery I’d keep just enough to live on comfortably, give some to a few family members to do the same, then split the majority between St. Jude’s, CHKD (a local children’s hospital), and the rest to the NRA…just to piss off Obama, Bloomburg and the rest of those liberal asshats…now that would be fun!

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      • Well played, Sir. I too would donate a large sum to any cause that generally causes grief to liberal pieces of shit. You know the type, most of the posters on here who would fight each other to the death with rusty hooks for a shot to give Obama a blow job.

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    8. Depends how much. If enough, buy New Beetle (maybe even pink one), tune the shit out of it, so it would “take” anything, and piss off douches by the lights, etc. 😀

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    9. I’d go pick up the winnings.

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