Workplace brownie-theft scheme

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How could this possibly backfire?!!?!?!!??

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    1. Since the person stealing the brownies saw the tub, with the name of the brownies’ owner, they can report them to HR as the person who knowingly drugged them, then report them to the police. HR and the cops don’t take kindly to anyone drugging someone without their knowledge. Lose job, go to jail. 9 year old daughter motherless, husband, wifeless, or if he’s smart, divorced with full custody. Who wants a wife around their child that would drug another person just because they took some brownies.

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      • Yes, what that woman did was incredibly stupid, not to mention quite illegal.

        Personally, I’d just put hot sauce in the brownies.

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      • Agree with the not smart name on tub thing, but whoever had it coming. Realisticly she just put that up to freak out the brownie thief. I’d say check and mate. Bet that person was scared shit less for a few days. lmao

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      • OR… the theif goes to HR to fess up that they were spiked and failing a drug test isn’t their fault, thus admitting they’re the theif… meanwhile, the brownies weren’t spiked, and her bluff worked.

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        • even the threat would get her in big trouble
          and bringing it to hrs attention wouldnt be proof of guilt for that person if she left this for everybody to see
          now the whole office is afraid she might spike food or drink

          bitch = fired

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          • In trouble for what? Not being gleefull to be the victim of theft?

            At most, she might find herself the subject of more scrutiny for drug testing.

            As for “now the whole office is afraid she might spike food or drink”… so what? Oh no… more people are more apt to leave her food alone… shucks and gee whiz… how will she ever cope with such consequences?

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            • How ’bout for bringing an illegal substance into the workplace? And even if it’s a bluff, you don’t think there’d be consequences for threatening her co-workers? Over brownie theft?

              I think she just checkmated herself. It may not lead to firing, but it’ll probably lead to something else she leaves in the fridge getting a nasty ‘supplement’ of some sort. And the perp will likely not be stupid enough to brag about it to the whole crew.

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