Jesus wants to see your kids

Added on March 17th, 2013 by #makecasemdsgreatagain | Report Post
Tags:Jesus Christ, Religion

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11 years ago

The picture makes me laugh cause it seems a little pedo..ish
but that might just be me and my warped sense of humor… or maybe that was the point.

derek (#)

Reply to ColdWarBatman

11 years ago

you’re not alone

Korinthian (#3174)

11 years ago

Today I learned that even though Christians refer to their god as “Him,” he refers to himself with a lowercase “i”.

Luminary (#1512)

11 years ago

Jesus: “But I am the Son of Man, the Saviour of All Mankind, who died for your sins…”
Hall Monitor: “I don’t care who you are. You need a hall pass. No hall pass, no entry. RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAY!”

WhiskeyTango (#187)

11 years ago

Sure, why not? The American school system is pretty well and truly boned anyway, so let’s start teaching mythology as reality.

titanzero (#1145)

11 years ago

well we don’t…

storminator (#2681) (MCS+)

11 years ago

Apparently jesus isn’t raping enough little boys in church, so he wants access to even more innocent little boys so he can sodomize them. What a guy.

Darkhell (#)

11 years ago

If your God is so weak he must obey man, he is not a God.

Also I don’t want any man with that look on his face around my children.

WHOOPI GOLDBERG (#)

11 years ago

I AM THE KING WHOOPI GOLDBERG YOU WILL BOW TO ME SUFFER HEAR ME LISTEN TO ME I AM THE KING YOU WILL FEAR ME AND EAT YOUR OWN POOP FROM NOW ON I COMMAND YOU. IM FAMOUS IM RICH IM A THUG FUCK YOU!! I WILL DESTROY YOU I RUN THIS SITE GET OFF

notspamming (#44655)

11 years ago

Priesthood wants to “come” more often…

TheMadMonk (#179573)

11 years ago

I am wondering what it is Robert Powell did to get banned from schools in the first place.

TsJ (#179366)

11 years ago

Actually, he isn’t banned at all. But if he wants to preach he has to grant equal time to Buddha, Mohammed, Abraham and the rest of the guys.

EuroUSA (#9240)

11 years ago

No problem… I have no problem allowing your Jesus into any of our schools.

EXCEPT…

that I hope in turn you have no problem with our children having their worship ceremonies to our Nordic God, Eámetroên, the great and holy creator of all that is, was and evermore shall be.

The morning ceremony involves a large bond fire on school grounds that takes place everyday at 10 AM sharp and lasts about 2 hours… then again a 2 PM with prayer and dancing to Eámetroên…

I have absolutely no problem with having your “prayers and worship” of this insignificant Jesus character if you have no problem with our children interrupting your school curriculum each day with at least 4 to 5 hours of chanting and loud drum music through your school corridors and hallways.

Wait till you hear about our annual Eámetroên fertility orgies with drunken free-for-all that take place just around finals time.

Goldfinger (#1999)

Reply to EuroUSA

11 years ago

Open a private confessional school, problem solved. At least that way your worship of Eámetroên doesn’t interfere with our worships to Eris, which are held at random times each day, or not at all, depending on how many Discordians turn up or don’t and how many of them are official Popes of the Discordian Church.