throw me away, I’m used to it

Added on January 4th, 2013 by adrienej34 | Report Post
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stoob (#)

11 years ago

no shit, anyone would throw away a grumpy cunt niglet like that. disrespectful cunt.

Luminary (#1512)

Reply to stoob

11 years ago

I was gonna say something slightly less offensive, like “looking cute is more helpful than looking grumpy”, but yeah, same principle.

HoChunk (#5604)

Reply to Luminary

11 years ago

Right. How DARE he not look cute as a fucking kitten after having just washed the bugs out of his eyes.

Luminary (#1512)

Reply to HoChunk

11 years ago

Dude, not saying it’s HIS fault. The organization that chose this picture screwed it up.

HoChunk (#5604)

11 years ago

How many layers of reverse psychology can we go before we decide that he hates our freedom?

DERPCEPTION

THE HAPPY POOP (#)

11 years ago

THE KING HAS RETURNED, THATS RIGHT I RUN THIS SITE, IM WOOPIE GOLDBURGH AND I RULE YOU ALL. YES THIS IS THE REAL WOOPIE GOLDBURGH, AND I RULE YOU ALL YOU WILL ALL SUFFER AND BOW TO ME, AND EAT POOP LOTS AND LOTS OF SMELLY POOP IN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH. YUM YUM THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TOILET HAPPY, AND YOU WILL FLOSS WITH PUBIC HAIRS SOAKED IN PEE PEE. IT MAKES ME WANT TO STICK MY FINGERS IN MY BUTTHOLE, I WILL RIP YOUR BUTTHOLE. I WILL FLING MY POOP AT YOU AND YOU WILL EAT AND BE GREATFUL. THE KING HAS SPOKEN YOU WILL DO MY BIDDING. IM A THUG, IM A NINJA IM A HORNY NINJA. IM RAPS MVP AND I AIN’T GOING NO WHERE SO YA’LL CAN GET TO KNOW ME. BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH, SHUT UP IM FAMOUS. GET AWAY IM SPIDERMAN!!! IT REMINDS ME OF YOU ROLLING AROUND IN THE FRONT YARD AFTER COLLECTING DOG POOP ALL DAY LONG AND LETTING THEM ROAST OUT IN THE SUN SO THE YOU MAY LATER ROLL AROUND IN IT AND RUB THE POOP ALL OVER YOURSELF. YES! YUM THIS MAKES ME HUNGRY. AS I THROW OLD MEAT AT YOU WHILE SCREAMING “I AM WOOPIE GOLDBURGH I AM FAMOUS AND YOU ARE NOTHING I RULE YOU ALL AND YOU WILL ALL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER” BALLSACKS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE, JACKFROST NIPPING AT YOUR BALLS. FUCK YOU IM FAMOUS SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP STOP IT.

Stolid (#1669)

11 years ago

Don’t expect me to give a shit about you failing to hit the White/Male/Born in the USA lottery. It’s a problem with Humans as a race, not my lack of compassion. My 30 cents a day won’t fix the fundamental problem of you or your parents lack of ambition, drive and/or opportunity. We broke Darwinism, so we’re all getting collectively weaker because of it. Flame on… begin!

Anonymous (#)

Reply to Stolid

11 years ago

As cruel as this reply sounds, it’s actually the most pragmatic and, well, realistic one.

$fracked again$

fracked again (#6878)

11 years ago

Not only will I throw you away, I will make the charity exploiting you pay twice for this mistake. Now I’m going to use the paid return envelope they enclosed to mail the charity a letter explaining why manipulative messaging like this will backfire, promise to do it the next time I get a letter with this kind of thing, and not sign my name so they can’t sign me up for other mailing lists out of spite.