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Peanut butter and a dog collar.


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    Rotatebilly
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    Babyfood and a whole raw fish, and I maintain eye contact the entire time I’m at the register and don’t say a word

    crewmanguy
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    Rope and a map of the county. Ask for the cashier’s address.

    draikyn
    Member

    rubber gloves and the most phallic looking carrot/cucumber I can find

    draikyn
    Member

    a popular kid’s candy and the most sexual pair of kids undies I can find

    Jonathantrott
    Member

    hahaha, I can imagine you running around stopping people saying “Do you think these would look sexy on a 6yr old?” and “Are these sexy to you?”

    Jonathantrott
    Member

    crotchless pantyhose and Vagisil

    jeffb
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    jeffb

    apples
    razor blades

    Mike
    Guest
    Mike

    I work as a cashier at walmart and none of the items themselves would creep me out together, the only thing creepy about these things is what everyone is saying after

    Bean
    Guest

    Ex-lax and adult diapers.

    Bob
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    Bob

    50 shades of grey and one of these dog toys

    The King of Nothing
    Member
    The King of Nothing

    A book or magazine with pictures of young kids, preferably mostly boys, and some Lotion. (I feel creepy just posting this)

    outlanderssc
    Member

    I feel creepy reading it –

    blowbags
    Member

    Fishing rod and haribo

    Rain coat and a novelty thong/cod piece

    Bible and a gun

    Black bin liners and handcuffs

    name
    Guest

    xkcd example – a pregnancy test and wire coathanger

    Aquaman43
    Member

    preparation H
    bullhorn

    boggart
    Member

    a case of beer, a video game and baby food. then pretend i dont have enough for all and put the baby food back, saying “she can eat next week”.

    anon
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    anon

    None of these comments are funny.

    The King of Nothing
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    The King of Nothing

    Get that stick outta your ass. These are funny. Not gems, but funny.

    MODDEDCASE
    Guest
    MODDEDCASE

    MLYP

    HoChunk
    Member

    Rubbermaid container and a cleaver.

    howsyoursister
    Guest
    howsyoursister

    A zucchini and a plunger…

    The King of Nothing
    Member
    The King of Nothing

    This one has me intrigued. And a little worried.

    impaciente
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    impaciente

    Two foot length of chain and a parenting book.

    v0id
    Member

    razor blades and lemons

    Nikodemeus
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    Nikodemeus

    Tampons and fire starter fluid



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