Following the Bible -

Following the Bible –

Added on August 24th, 2012 by outlanderssc | Report Post
Tags:Humor, Religion

Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: $200

Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless

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notspamming (#44655)

11 years ago

Many Christians, and their “mutations” (Jehovah Witnesses are exception I know of), haven’t even read one chapter from the Bible, so no surprise there.

Dyon 86 (#7280)

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11 years ago

Hey I read the Bible! Just got confused at Genesis, I mean if Adam and Eve just had 2 sons does that not mean we’re all descended from Motherfu ….ohhhhh

outlanderssc (#17653)

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11 years ago

Adam & Eve are listed as having three children named Cain, Abel and Seth, then “other sons and daughters” (Genesis 5:4, NIV)

Cain and Able get more screen time because of the whole murder thing, but there were others.

outlanderssc (#17653)

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11 years ago

Adam was supposed to have lived 930 years, so one could imagine he had a LOT of children

Dyon 86 (#7280)

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11 years ago

It’s still Incest!

outlanderssc (#17653)

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11 years ago

Incest in the old testament? Not a problem –

Korinthian (#3174)

11 years ago

Reminds me of the documentary Missionaries of Hate: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL1tyYFicXo

Aquaman43 (#85320)

11 years ago

fuck all. what man would be so threatened by homosexuality, so unsure of their own heterosexuality, they would permanently emblazon their darkest fear on their body for all to see? Why not just suck some cock now billy bob, and set yourself free from a lifetime of anger, fear and violence, not to mention a lengthy prison record for fag bashing, if you dont already have one. silly faggot.