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Also: no plants, fungi, air conditioners or sunlight.
Even as a metaphor it’s stupid and cruel.
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August 20, 2012 at 8:41 pm
timelord technology
suck a cock Korinthian
August 23, 2012 at 9:57 am
Thanks for the come-on, but I don’t fancy you.
August 23, 2012 at 2:58 pm
Obviously he fancies you -
August 23, 2012 at 10:37 pm
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August 23, 2012 at 11:16 pm
August 23, 2012 at 11:21 pm
Maybe that’s too subtle – try this
August 23, 2012 at 8:08 am
DON’T QUESTION GOD!
Or at least don’t question the 2000 year old book of fairy tales that claims to be written by God…
I mean; can’t you just take his word for it?
Look at you trying to dismiss God’s work with things like logic and common sense, God is stronger than that.
August 23, 2012 at 11:14 am
“…claims to be written by God…”
Written under Gods inspiration (Holy Spirit IIRC ), sort of ghostwritting thingy, lol.
Don’t help believers with your ignorance.
August 23, 2012 at 2:24 pm
Titanic capacity: 3547 people…? What, if it had become a hospital ship like it’s sister, the Brittanic? Even then…
August 23, 2012 at 2:24 pm
*its
August 23, 2012 at 2:50 pm
The big question isn’t capacity, it’s location –
How did animals that lived thousands of miles away get to the Mideast to get on the boat? What about the Mountain Goats and the penguins and the sloths and guanacos? Did they just tread water for forty days?
August 23, 2012 at 3:14 pm
Animal migration works in mysterious ways.
August 23, 2012 at 5:08 pm
God gave Noah Teleporter tech no doubt…
Haven’t we already accepted that the story of the “Great Flood” is Sumerian and just got copied over ?
August 23, 2012 at 5:44 pm
Then again, If it was only man that was evil why punish all the animals? Just start a plague that only Noah and his family were immune to and get the same result while doing a lot less damage to the planet.
Doesn’t seem fair that millions of animals had to suffer a horrible death by drowning when it was the humans that screwed up. I thought God liked animals.
August 23, 2012 at 8:47 pm
They got advance notice. Animals on different continents (eg kangroo’s, polar bears) had to book various methods of transport to the middle east. Also before boarding, they all had to sign a waiver to say they wouldn’t eat each other. Am I correct in assuming that this is how the dinosaurs died off, as they couldn’t fit onboard or did dinosaurs not exist, I forget?
August 23, 2012 at 9:20 pm
Or they didn’t want to sign no fricking waiver.
August 23, 2012 at 9:37 pm
true. some of them were big meat eaters I hear.
August 23, 2012 at 11:19 pm
Plus, the Tyrannosaurs had those little tiny arms, made it hard to hold a pen.
August 26, 2012 at 2:39 am
Dinosaurs never existed, their bones were planted by the Jews back in 1935
August 23, 2012 at 9:38 pm
Well this ‘apparent’ flood happened right in the middle of the egyptian 5th dynasty and they didn’t even notice.
August 23, 2012 at 9:51 pm
I hear sand is pretty good at absorbing water.
August 23, 2012 at 11:20 pm
The Nile floods every year, maybe they thought it was just business as usual
August 24, 2012 at 9:35 am
As a form of apologetics, how about “gather all the animals” meant all the livestock; cattle, chickens, goats, horses, enough to propagate after the flood, where otherwise they’d be lost and jeopardize their ability to survive? The flood covered “their world” the area inherited from their ancestors. 40 days may have been their way of saying “awhile”. An ark might be large enough for that and food. The “ark” might not even need to float, just walls, maybe no keel, just enough to keep out the flood waters.
August 24, 2012 at 9:41 am
The livestock is mentioned separately from the rest of the animals, so no.
August 24, 2012 at 10:47 am
You’re right. Throw in some undomesticated squirrels, deer, and beavers etc. for a balanced eco-system. Still plausible, if one adjusts the scope to their locale.
August 24, 2012 at 11:35 am
I don’t know. There might be some problems stemming from the incest fest that would ensue.
August 24, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Genesis 7 seems pretty clear on this -
14 they, and every beast after its kind, and all the cattle after their kind, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth after its kind, and every fowl after its kind, every bird of every sort.
15 And they went in unto Noah into the ark, two and two of all flesh wherein is the breath of life.
August 24, 2012 at 1:01 pm
Jackanory
August 26, 2012 at 11:44 pm
It was a liferaft, not a luxury cruiser.