The First Pokéball

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Also: no plants, fungi, air conditioners or sunlight.

Even as a metaphor it’s stupid and cruel.

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    1. timelord technology
      suck a cock Korinthian

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    2. DON’T QUESTION GOD!
      Or at least don’t question the 2000 year old book of fairy tales that claims to be written by God…
      I mean; can’t you just take his word for it?

      Look at you trying to dismiss God’s work with things like logic and common sense, God is stronger than that.

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    3. “…claims to be written by God…”
      Written under Gods inspiration (Holy Spirit IIRC ), sort of ghostwritting thingy, lol.
      Don’t help believers with your ignorance.

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    4. Titanic capacity: 3547 people…? What, if it had become a hospital ship like it’s sister, the Brittanic? Even then…

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    5. The big question isn’t capacity, it’s location –

      How did animals that lived thousands of miles away get to the Mideast to get on the boat? What about the Mountain Goats and the penguins and the sloths and guanacos? Did they just tread water for forty days?

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    6. Well this ‘apparent’ flood happened right in the middle of the egyptian 5th dynasty and they didn’t even notice.

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    7. As a form of apologetics, how about “gather all the animals” meant all the livestock; cattle, chickens, goats, horses, enough to propagate after the flood, where otherwise they’d be lost and jeopardize their ability to survive? The flood covered “their world” the area inherited from their ancestors. 40 days may have been their way of saying “awhile”. An ark might be large enough for that and food. The “ark” might not even need to float, just walls, maybe no keel, just enough to keep out the flood waters.

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    8. It was a liferaft, not a luxury cruiser.

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