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August 7, 2012 at 12:24 pm
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August 7, 2012 at 12:42 pm
no
August 7, 2012 at 2:30 pm
Batman would have about as much of a chance as Boba Fett.
August 7, 2012 at 2:37 pm
Given that Boba Fett is a loser who had to be retconned into becoming a badass in the Extended Universe, I would politely disagree.
August 7, 2012 at 2:43 pm
If you can dodge a laser beam you can dodge a batarang!
Oh, and Vader can blow up Earth.
August 7, 2012 at 2:06 pm
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August 7, 2012 at 2:34 pm
Fuck it…I’ll play, too:
Vader is telekinetic and precognitive. Nothing in Crazy Bat’s Bag of Tricks is going to break that combo.
August 7, 2012 at 2:42 pm
What if Lucius Fox had given Bats a Deux Ex Machi- er, I mean a Pulse Wave Midi-chlorian Disruptor? Y’know, the Nolanverse equivalent of a Bat Sith Repellent?
All jokes aside, Batman would be in for a tough fight… unless he has Clark Kent’s number on speeddial on his Batorolla.
August 7, 2012 at 8:11 pm
You can only use mental powers if you can think. If your eardrums have burst, and you can’t see, and you can’t breathe, good luck with that.
August 7, 2012 at 8:37 pm
Eardrums? Breathing?
Sounds like somebody tried to play Aquaman in RL one too many times
August 8, 2012 at 2:23 pm
If only Vader had some protective gear that helped him breathe!
August 7, 2012 at 3:46 pm
There is a reason why Superman called Batman the most dangerous man on Earth. He has take-down plans for every super-powered person, good and bad. So arguably, if he and Vader shared a universe, there would be a plan to take Vader down.
August 7, 2012 at 3:48 pm
And by “take down” you mean “put in an asylum from which he will escape shortly”.
Dangerous my ass.
August 7, 2012 at 8:00 pm
Don’t want to be putting yourself out of business -
August 8, 2012 at 4:21 am
Hah! Good point.
August 7, 2012 at 4:37 pm
He’d have some fail safe, I’m sure, but wouldn’t the precognitive abilities give Vader the edge? I think so. And by edge, I mean he will DOMINATE.
August 7, 2012 at 8:15 pm
Yeah, precog is awesome. Kept them deathstars nice and shiny, huh.
September 10, 2012 at 11:31 pm
Well, arrogance can get in the way.
August 7, 2012 at 6:07 pm
Take down plans only exist if you know the threat exists. Look at Batman’s first meeting with Bane. Somehow I don’t think having his back broken and being replaced by a psycho was how he wanted it to go.
August 7, 2012 at 8:06 pm
*If they existed in the same universe and Vader was a known property.
August 7, 2012 at 9:51 pm
Bane*
*exists in the same universe, and has kicked Batman’s ass MULTIPLE times.
August 7, 2012 at 9:58 pm
Wonder Woman has kicked Batman’s ass too, and I’m pretty sure he knows her from the inside.
All of Batman’s plans take time and prep to pull off, if Superman or the Flash decided to kill Batman without warning, he would have no time to set his plans in motion.
August 7, 2012 at 8:04 pm
Have you fools forgotten that Batman kicked Superman’s fucking ass? Don’t, DON’T say Vader could beat Superman.
August 7, 2012 at 8:07 pm
He was prepared for Superman, because Superman is a known property in the universe he inhabits. Because of that, he made sure to have a way to deal with the possibility of throwing down with the big man.
And Vader could possibly beat Superman. I think it would be close, but I do think Superman has the edge.
August 7, 2012 at 8:17 pm
False. Fry his brain from orbit. Done deal.
August 7, 2012 at 8:23 pm
Not going to happen. Superman is honorable. He won’t fight like that unless he’s being controlled or distorted by something, or unless he realizes what he’s facing. I don’t think he would consider Vader enough of a threat on his own.
August 7, 2012 at 9:38 pm
superman is weak against magic. force is magic. besides, I’m darth can replace the crystal in his lightsaber into a kryptonite one.
which gets me back to batman: whatever trick the bat has up his sleeve, vader has very good tech skills combined with magic. this alone should allow him to win.
August 7, 2012 at 11:14 pm
There is no justification to say that the force is similar to magic. None. None, none, none.
Again, Vader being able to replace his crystal with kryptonite requires them to have coexisted for a reasonable amount of time, just as I do believe Batman will gain the upper hand assuming they coexist and learn of each other. I think that while Vader is technologically adept, that his tinkering days are behind him at this point and he would just attempt force chokes, throws, and lightning on Mr. Wayne, as well as using his lightsaber which will cut through anything Wayne attempts to block with.
August 7, 2012 at 9:26 pm
Well, I’ll say I haven’t commented on any LESS ridiculous Internet arguments!
August 7, 2012 at 10:16 pm
Barnard Goetz shoots them both and is the only one of the three still alive when the train pulls into Times Square. Nerdy white guy defeats pretend villain and hero.
August 7, 2012 at 11:12 pm
Neither of them is threatening to rob Goetz or pretending a screwdriver is a gun, so he’s not going to shoot either of them.
Pulling a gun on Batman is the surest way to have him put you in the hospital for an extended stay.
Pulling a gun on Vader means you’ll be tortured then frozen in carbonite.
August 8, 2012 at 1:13 pm
NERD FRACAS
August 11, 2012 at 8:44 pm
Really people ? Vader is as much machine as flesh, have the bat toss an emp and its safe to say that its game over for Vader
September 10, 2012 at 11:23 pm
batfag would go down.. hard