Shit’s about to get Real

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    1. Ok. I’m gonna go there.
      Batman would win. Not easily. Explosive Batarang destroys light saber. Now all Vader only has Force. Sonic Batarang combined with flash/bang grenade allows Bats to remove Vader’s helmet. Punch in the throat makes him open his mouth, drop in a halothane/ketamine cocktail. Brake his nose, over.

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    2. Hands down Batman will fix between them both. Darth Vader honestly is not that much of a “bad guy”.

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    3. Fuck it…I’ll play, too:

      Vader is telekinetic and precognitive. Nothing in Crazy Bat’s Bag of Tricks is going to break that combo.

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    4. There is a reason why Superman called Batman the most dangerous man on Earth. He has take-down plans for every super-powered person, good and bad. So arguably, if he and Vader shared a universe, there would be a plan to take Vader down.

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    5. Have you fools forgotten that Batman kicked Superman’s fucking ass? Don’t, DON’T say Vader could beat Superman.

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      • He was prepared for Superman, because Superman is a known property in the universe he inhabits. Because of that, he made sure to have a way to deal with the possibility of throwing down with the big man.

        And Vader could possibly beat Superman. I think it would be close, but I do think Superman has the edge.

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        • False. Fry his brain from orbit. Done deal.

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          • Not going to happen. Superman is honorable. He won’t fight like that unless he’s being controlled or distorted by something, or unless he realizes what he’s facing. I don’t think he would consider Vader enough of a threat on his own.

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            • superman is weak against magic. force is magic. besides, I’m darth can replace the crystal in his lightsaber into a kryptonite one.

              which gets me back to batman: whatever trick the bat has up his sleeve, vader has very good tech skills combined with magic. this alone should allow him to win.

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            • There is no justification to say that the force is similar to magic. None. None, none, none.

              Again, Vader being able to replace his crystal with kryptonite requires them to have coexisted for a reasonable amount of time, just as I do believe Batman will gain the upper hand assuming they coexist and learn of each other. I think that while Vader is technologically adept, that his tinkering days are behind him at this point and he would just attempt force chokes, throws, and lightning on Mr. Wayne, as well as using his lightsaber which will cut through anything Wayne attempts to block with.

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    6. Well, I’ll say I haven’t commented on any LESS ridiculous Internet arguments!

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    7. Barnard Goetz shoots them both and is the only one of the three still alive when the train pulls into Times Square. Nerdy white guy defeats pretend villain and hero.

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      • Neither of them is threatening to rob Goetz or pretending a screwdriver is a gun, so he’s not going to shoot either of them.
        Pulling a gun on Batman is the surest way to have him put you in the hospital for an extended stay.
        Pulling a gun on Vader means you’ll be tortured then frozen in carbonite.

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    8. Really people ? Vader is as much machine as flesh, have the bat toss an emp and its safe to say that its game over for Vader

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    9. batfag would go down.. hard

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