consider the pig a tasty shortcut YAM !

One thing you learn about pigs real quick if you hang around them – they like to eat shit! I don’t mean like… it’s more like — they love eating shit more than eating food or grub. These animals live for eating shit… they can’t seem to get enough of eating shit.

If you travel around enough you soon learn that in many third-world countries pigs are a sort of the local sewer system on four legs. Take it from experience, I been out in a field doing my business and literally been attacked by pigs that find eating shit, warm and fresh, is a big plus – you ever tried running for your life with your pants around your ankles.

So, that kind of explains my personal reason for not eating pigs – bacon is made from shit.

Sure it does. Limited farm land invested in lettuce = Less grass for whatever wild life out there. Now, sure enough cows and pigs eat their fair share of grain. But that’s wheat by-product people grow for bread.
I’m simplifying, of course. But a creative mind can see where this is going.

when you say “I don’t like bacon” It means youre a hideous person, and you don’t appreciate anything good in life. I cant trust your taste in anything, because you have horrible taste, because you dont like bacon.

That’s not how agriculture works.

Are you a vegetarian? Can’t trust no vegetarians… At least Jews and Muslims eat beef and poultry. Vegetarian are just crazy !!!
Did you know for every lettuce you eat, a poor, helpless, furry, bundle-of-joy bunny gets starved to death ? A slow, agonizing death mind you ! Not the efficient captive bolt to the head kind most Prozac poppers can only dream about.

Besides, I don’t remember offering any. Bacon ain’t for sharing with the likes of you.

Now, where is my bacon ??? Om Nom Nom Nom…